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I'LL REND YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BODY YOU GIRL-STEALING PRICK! BURN IN HELL!
I'LL REND YOUR FLESH FROM YOUR BODY, ASSHOLE! BURN IN HELL!
OOC: Welp, double post. Time to kill myself.
Please stop yelling, I'm trying to enjoy a coffee.....
Oooo
Serious shit about to go down...
*Stands besides Kaz and stares down Shiza* Listen man I'd rather not fight you... But mess with him and you're messing with me.
No shit is going down. Let's just this out I'm pretty sure it's a misunderstanding.
This is between Kaz and I, so piss off. This doesn't concern you.
If there will be no peace, then I will step in.

GOLDO EKUSUPERIENCE

[a beetle themed golden human stand emanates from giorno.]
*He sighs*

I don't know what you're talking about, but I have never stolen anything or anyone in my life.
*Laughs* Anything involving my friends concerns me Shiza. Didn't​ you know? I'm loyal to the bitter end. But like I said let's talk this out.

Why exactly are you so mad here.
He's ruined my fucking life, that's what he's done!
[gold experience disappears, and giorno looks displeased]

This is about a woman? Then why not target the decision maker, not the recipient
Don't get involved, Tatsuya, I can fight my own battles.
And no, I haven't Shiza.
Okay so how exactly did that happen? Ive got a sneaking suspicion of it but Les hear it.
Kaz I know you can fight your own battles. But I don't let my friends fight alone.
Wait, what do you mean, "sneaking suspicion"?
Lumina right?
No...What gave you that idea?
I thought you two had a thing? And if not her than what is it?
Nothing happened between me and Lumina, it's as simple as that.
@Tatsuya It was sarcasm dumbass...

@Kazuya And you expect me to believe that bullshit?
He's not lying dumbass. Lumina hates Kazuya. The one you're​ think of is Lighting... I guess you could call Lumina her Shadow but they aren't the same. Ask your girlfriend yourself.
She's not my girlfriend, dammit. That's the point.
Well then what is she? And either way the point here is Kaz had nothing ta do with her.

I'm not sure why you thought Lighting was Lumina Shiza but they couldn't be more different.
*looking up from his laptop, the knight looks skeptical* if she was not called yours, then you've nowhere to stand
And, lightning has a significant other? .....oh well. I wish her the best
Geez Tatsuya, just let ME deal with this, it's my problem.

Well Shiza, you can believe me or not, I don't care, but I'm serious when I said nothing happened.
... I don't get you sometimes Kaz, you always show up to help others but can't accept it yourself? *Shakes his head* well that's fine though.
*Walks in* Oookay, things seem a bit chaotic now...
Things are almost always chaotic.
I guess that's true. These kinds of places always have at least one death. Except for that cat cafe. That place was chill, nya.
I'm not confusing anyone for anyone else, dammit! That's my fucking point! She was my girlfriend, but then you pulled some shit together! Oh my fucking god!
*shakes his head* Kaz I'm leaving this to you... God why can't you people be more calm about love, if I'd call it that. *He walks off*
Ara~ Kazy! What a pleasure!
Ask him, not me.

*He crosses his arm*

I keep telling you blondie, nothing happened. If anything, you were "going out" with the Pseudo-Shadow of MY girlfriend.
I'm... just gonna sit back here. Don't need to get involved in another fight. *sits in a chair, away from the impending chaos*
Honestly, I've no clue of how you do things here. But back in Lordran, you made yourself known and worthy to the maiden of your choosing, and if rejected, you moved on.

Speaking of, I found that "Tinder" application that sir mshimans spoke of. Tis not pleasent
Whatever, fuck this.

*Pulls out his revolver and shoots himself*
*Notices Nana*

Hey, Future Weirdo. Gimme a sec, okay?
Oh my goodness!

*He sighs*

He'll be fine!

*He turns around and looks at Nana*

Sorry for that.
*calmly sips tea*
This is... Unexpected.
That's fine, *walks up to him and puts her hand on his shoulder*

So... Last night you fell asleep.
*sigh* Another death. I shouldn't be surprised at this point... can I get some milk here?
*Walks into leblanc and drags his other corpse out of the cafe, dropping it in a nearby dumpster*

This is my curse, being suicidal, but not being able to even die properly.
I kinda did, yes...I'm sorry for that Nana, I was really tired...!
*Sits in a booth*

I love it when you can't do anything right, not even kill yourself. *Sigh*
*Gives him a seductive smile*
I know Claire gets annoyed when I do this, but...
How about a kiss, for old times sake?
Hmm?

*He blinks for a couple of times, and has a slight blush on his cheeks*

A kiss...why? And what do you mean by "old times sake"?
You don't let me kiss you in this timeline? Hmm, It seems this me is a little more reserved than I was...
I mean...once Nanaka got drunk and kissed me but...yeah...
...
......
.........
"RESERVED"!?!?
Ufufu, Yes, very, In my time we had plenty of fun before you even met Claire...
M-Maybe I was different?
I mean...most of the times I'm the one stopping Nanaka...
...
Kinda.
Oh, I'm pretty sure I just wore you down, that's all.

*gives a seductive upwards look, running her finger in circles around his chest*

So? A kiss? Just this once?
*He shakes his head*

I'm sorry Nana, but I'm with Claire now...I can't.
*looks a bit hurt*
I understand, I'm in no way trying to force you...

I guess I still just haven't gotten over you yet...
Huh?

*He crosses his arms, looking confused*

"Gotten over me"...?
Yes, I did eventually grow romantic feelings for you.... Though it was far too late at the time. I thought I had let those feelings go though...
*He sits down and smiles*

I mean, I AM a pretty amazing guy!

*He says with irony, making an exaggerated laugh*
*smiles sadly*
Yes, Yes you are Kazy... How I've missed you...
I can only imagine...

*He keeps smiling*

Still, I'm here now, so everything's alright, yeah?
*hugs Kazuya gently*
I'm sorry... May I...
*she starts shaking and you feel your shoulder getting wet*
*He hugs her back*

Hey, just let it out...I'm here for you.
*Starts crying*
I missed you! I missed you so much... Why did you tell me to leave... Why did you go when you knew you would die.. why would you just let me wonder if you had survived!
This is a sweet moment...
*snaps her fingers*
Click to load youtube video
Hi...

"He thinks"

"Oh... well... I'll stay in the corner"
*He laughs and pats her in the back*

Calm down, I wouldn't know because I'm not that Kazuya! But...maybe he wanted to protect you...!

*He sighs*

Sounds like something I would do, to be honest.
I would rather have known... the pain of thinking you could still be out there, and that I would never find you again...
*tightens grip*
Nothing can change that now, there's no point in crying over spilt milk...
So just be happy I'm alive right now, and somehow can change the future!
*pulls away*
*sniff* your right... Thank you though... You've always been so kind to me, even after I....

I can't tell you that yet...
Oh c'mon!
I mean...I'm sure it has to do with the fact that we're going to fight uh...fought during the Su...that jackass god, you know the one.
You can tell me, maybe we can change everything.
*Enters, sits in a booth*

Now we wait...
*snaps her fingers again*
Click to load youtube video
Oh crap accidentally form switch... Fuck it.
I wish I could tell you Kazy, but who knows who could overhear... the less people that know a secret the easier it is to keep, Likewise, You and the others must react genuinely to it, if you know it would change how you act... And that would put everything at risk...
*He sighs*

Man, you're not fun...
Please Kaz, didn't we get more than enough out of her yesterday?
Sorry Kazy, I want to tell you...
I mean...at least give me a clue...!
This is hilarious
You're hilarious hunchback of notre dame.
Says the guy who's trying to take advantage of a women
Huh...
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, now are you?
Now WOAH! That's going a step too far.
Neither are you
I beg to differ
Geez, Ryuzaki, please enlighten us then.
How am I taking advantage of her?
A clue... Lets just say, What she's doing is all for you, She's a lot of things, But stupid isn't one of them.
*He smirks*

I see, Nana...hahaha! That phrase sounds familiar...!
You are trying to get her to reveal a secret she wants to keep to herself and since you are so desperate, you went as far as posing to care about her
Checkmate
*He just stares at Ryuzaki*

Yeah...I act like I care about one of my friends...
Man, you're just a GENIUS, aren't ya?
The best detective in the world, did you solve the mistery of the missing pancake already?
Good job, you checkmated yourself.
There's no such thing as "the mistery of the missing pancake" well in order for you to make a so-called comeback, you made up a fake case that has never been dicussed or even mentioned on the Phansite
A genius, totally a genius.
Sounds like someone I know. About yae high, black hair, sits like Futaba.
Anyways I'm positive that all the Akechis on this site are brainwashing you
Man, whenever there's a good mood, some fucker has to kill... Sorry Kaz, I tried.
*Aergia bursts in* I hear the sounds of a pathetic man!
And I'm positive you're a fake L, I mean...is the best detective in the world really this...mediocre...?
Just rest easy knowing this Kazy, She knows what she's doing, And when it's over, She'll need you more than ever...
I'm doing this because Nana told Kaz she didn't want to tell him about a secret but he insisted and she resisted so I couldn't stand back and watch
*He smiles at her with confidence*

I know, and I'll be there for her.
I...I believe in her.
(I'm busy so bye)
Yep, because asking for secrets is illegal.

Makes you wonder why we have libraries.
Where's the pathetic man? I need to mock him.
The pathetic man is gone, he probably realized he was being an imbecile and did the first intelligent thing he's ever done in his entire life...
Run away.
Unfortunately, he left.
Awwww... Oh well.
Honestly, Akechi is a better detective than him.

Now, back to what we were doing.
*continues sipping at tea*
Oh hey, there's a new face. A pretty one at that.
Thank you Kazy.
*snaps her fingers again*
Back to normal.
*She sits next to Kotone* Tea please.
*sits next to Aergia*

Yes, I would like to partake in the tea as well.
Oh hello.
Got ya!
*delivers a cup of tea to you*
And here you go.
"He comes from a portal"

Hi guys.
Hmm.... you know who hasn't been around in what feels like ages? Aqua.
Yeah...I kinda miss her, in the sense that when she's around, Shinji is not acting like a complete edgelord.
*snaps her fingers and another team appears*
Geez you godly deities are fast.
@Kotone Shiomi

Hello, my sweet.
Hello there cutie.
*another tea
Fuck off autocorrect
Uhhhh
Whats up?
@Aergia

Hello, Sexy Gia.
Ufufu, She does have that effect on him.
I want a coffee, who is working now?
Um.... not much is up. *looks around*

Wow it got busy suddenly.

We've just been discussing the future with Nana here.
And... Break time!
*sips tea*
OOC: Im so confused, idk what's happening or who's talking to who, I said hello to Kotone and asked her for tea and Gia is calling someone a cutie and I'm really confused
Oh nothing, just decided to relax a bit.
OOC: Ahem
Aergia is talking to Kotone.
OOC: Ok still confused but I have robot tea so I guess I'm fine
Hey Mig, I was right, wasn't I?
@Aergia

Low blow Yuki
Right? About what?
I like the tea here
@Mako-chan
EH? *she sips her tea*

@Kotone Shiomi
Better than coffee.
Mako-chan! Hello!
@Kotone Shiomi

Your coffee is still divine.

@Aergia

"EH?" what?
The fact that this Nana comes from a future where we defeated Succoth Benoth, proves that we CAN win!
And you all were saying the other day that we shouldn't take it for granted...
Her sole existence is a proof of hope, even if our failure is still possible and probable!

*He smiles with optimism*
@Nana-sama

*waves*

Hiya, Nana-chan! You won't try to fireball me for calling you that now, right?
I think it depends on the brew
The tea is the best.... Then again I make that myself.
"He eat a pancake"
Ufufu. Always the optimist Kazy.
@Kotone Shiomi
Still don't like it. Name's Aergia by the way.
Fireball? Why would I attack you Mako-chan?
@Kotone Shiomi

True, but it also depends on the love put into it.
Oh, in that way you're right.

We need to get stronger, and we need to save Lumina. And I've been doing some research into both problems.
@Nana-sama

Don't worry about it. I guess I did my job well. Still equally as pervy? My champion's butt is ripe for the grabbing.
*walks in*

Heyo everybody!
@Aergia Hello. I believe my names been said by others.

@Mako-chan I suppose thats true too.
Yes, I'm only a co-Goddess after all.
... @Mako-chan... hecks this?

*scratches his head in confusion*
@Kotone Shiomi
Heh, such a nice name- Oh no! *She stands up*
@The_Hunter

Nyani?
Hi hunter
Really Mig?
I hope we're ready for Lumina...I feel like the time will come really soon...
We have to save Claire.
I am just here to say hi and need a cup of coffee.

*takes a seats a nd reads the newspaper*
Well if it ain't Kaz, Mug, and Tats. The gang's all here. What's this I hear about us winning in the future?
@Aergia Its an alright one.

*refills tea*
"He whisper to hunter"

Are you ok? I mean, about the voices.
@Kazuya if you say her name she will come
No not now! *She changes back to a kid* .... Huh? I'm not tall anymore...
*pancake knight walks into Leblanc
So this is leblanc!Hello evryone!
Hoo boy...
*sips tea*
*whispers back to Crow while he still reads*

It's much better and me Ryu and Pyrrah are at Mistral.
Huh.
Hi kiddo.
*pats head*
Hey, Cute Gia's back.
Hello Aigis!
Hi Hunter! The pastries were delicious!
@Kotone Shiomi

*looks at the head pat jealously*
"He whisper to hunter"

Ok, if you need my help again say it, but not here

"Turns to @Pancake_Knight"

Oh no... you again...
Hello Crow how are you!
You're welcome other Crow. And I made some sweet rolls for everyone!

*takes out a box and opens the lid to reveal jelly sweetrolls*
Thank you Hunter! However im not crow im Pancake Knight
Hi! *She smiles* Well I have to go. *She walks out*
I'll call you pankechi
Mmhm. I was going to take a field trip to ask some questions later, actually.

Nulling teleport, unlocking more power, freeing a heart...
That works as well!
... will note that down.
I think you did an incredible job, Mako-chan. And I believe you thought so as well.
Bye kiiiid~
WAIT a minute. That little girl I saw a couple days ago is the same person as that hot purple hair chick? Jesus Christ I fell for the jailbait....
Why everyone is interested in aergia... in that way...
@Nana-sama

Incredible job at what? Everything I do is incredible.
Anyways has anyone seen someone named "Boss"?
An incredible job training me, of course.
@Nana-sama

Oh right...
@Addalme Latent teacher instincts
@Kotone Shiomi OK!
OOC: Service is currently dying in me, oh god send help
OOC: @Mako-chan you shall be missed~
OOC: Good luck
Rip Mako
OOC: Im fighting through it!! All to stay with you Kotone
OOC: you can do it!
OOC Faito Mako-sama-sensei!
OOC: Uh oh, take my hand Kotone I think I'm going under
OOC: *grabs hand* HOLD ON! YOU CAN FAIL NOW
OOC: *screams in pain as her service hangs itself*
What the hell i'm reading now????
Rip Mako... We knew ye well. *salutes*
I want coffee aigis
ooc: nooooooooooooooooo
@Kotone Shiomi

K-Kotone... *grimaces in pain* If I don't get to see you again until... then all I have to say is... fuck Mexico... I think... I think this is goodbye for now...

*puts hands on Kotone's cheeks and passionately kisses her before dissipating into a cloud of cat goddess particles*
Should I cast samarecarm?










Nah.
*Screams to the heavens*
NOOOOOOOOO
It's okay, Mako-chan has nine lives.
It's ok kotone, she will back.
*falls through the door and collapse smoking and covered in ash like she'd just survived an explosions, her face is down but her thumb is up*
"He casts diarahan on mako-chan"
Welcome back? Mako-chan.
[phases through the door]
Er... is now an appropriate time to make an appearance?
(I planned to show up two hours ago or something, but well...)
Hello
Hello! Wanna a pancake?
I didn't die.
I'm a French toast person
I would except I'm kind of a ghost.
@Mako-chan: That's cool. I did.
*Aergia bursts in... again* I got my tits back! Let's party!
Did someone say tits? I like where this is going.
Uhhh.
Hello.
It was I fair maiden!
*walks in*
*snaps her fingers and everyone's order is filled*
There...
*walks over to Aergia and grabs her butt*
Good, mind if I test them out?
Hmm. Hmm.
Tits...
I approve.
Hi again.
*picks her head up and watches the butt grabbing*
Ira
*Walks in, but after seeing what Nana did, he wonders if it's worth it*
Hi Kotone
Tch. No fair.
*takes a seat*
Why is there a ghost of Hibiki?
... Nevermind.
How are things @Mako-chan
There's a ghost me because I'm dead but I refuse to leave people alone.
@Kotone Shiomi

Meh, could be better. Say, do you smell something burning?
Oh, Hibiki, you look rather... dead.
Good, don't.
@Nana-sama: That's what happens when you get shot.
@Mako-chan I have no sense of smell, so no
OOC: Ech, food.

Oh, well someone is forward~
Oh my, that never happened in my time...
I AM Lust after all Sister.
Worst thing about being a ghost so far is being unable to touch a boob. This is upsetting.
In your time yes, but to me you're just Nana-chan.
@Kotone Shiomi

*runs up to her with interest*

Wait you can't smell?!
Ira
*He sits down while wearing a pair of glasses, trying not to be noticed*
The camera appears to be working.
*He mutters to himself*
@Mako-chan Yep~ Cant smell a thing.
We know you're here Ira.
It's kinda hard to hide being a Sin, when my scanners automatically pick you up.
Ira
Greetings good women.
Who is this "Ira" you speak of? My name is...Guy Incognito!

*He tries to make his voice deeper*
No one is gonna fall for that. Do you want the ball gag again?
You can be soooo cute sometimes Brother.

*hugs Ira from behind*
Ira
*He growls at her*

And why don't I gag you this time for a change!?
*flies in face planting the ground*

I HAVE SEEN THE ENEMY! AND HE IS US!!!
Ira
*He tries to get Nana off of him*

Let me go, Lust!!
Cuz I'm the one with the toys. *She smirks and pulls out the gag*
... This is truly entertaining.
Hot girls, boobs, butts, ball gags.... and I don't even have a physical body right now...
[starts crying]
Oh, but why? Don't you looooove your sister?

*blows in his ear*
Ira
*A chill runs down his entire body and blushes like crazy*

DON'T FUCK WITH ME, LUST!!!

*He turns to Aergia*

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...!!!

*He lets out a sigh*

I'll calm down...for fuck's sake
Good boy. *She puts it away*
*Loud snickering directed at Ira can be heard. But the person they belong to is nowhere to be seen*
*sees Aeriga and runs to the exit*

AAAAHHHHH~

*hits a stacks of explosive molotov cocktails and blows up*
*enters the cafe* Hello everyone
Christ...
Is he dead too now?
He'll be fiiine
Shin-kun!
*runs over and kisses him*
How have you been!
He'll be fiiine
ooc:thanks ded net
Ira
You bastards are always this noisy...?
Uh i'm fine you?
OOC: This is what it my fleeing looks like Click to load gif image (size - 916 kb)
@Kotone Shiomi

Ok, my service is dying again, so I'll leave before I die with it, but first, how was that kiss?
Sorry, it's just been a long time.
*sits next to Nana*
It was a 10/10
*a bunch of yakuzas outside are being chased by Hunter with his Whirligig Saw*

AEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEIAEI!!!

*a giant ass explosions goes out of no where*
Did you miss me Nana?
Yes I did, Shin-kun.
Yes I did, Shin-kun.
Well i'm here now
*warps in*
Hi Everybody!
Ok I've reached my limit. Bye bye, B!

*leaves*
Hell... What?
So... Is it all right if I haunt Leblanc for a while?
Ira
Go ahead, I don't think people mind ghosts.