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*he grins at her* Sure what do ya wanna talk about?
@TooManyIdeas
Yay! Smart Oneechan! *Giggles*

@--Morgana--
You shine even brighter than I. Do not underestimate yourself. *Smiles and pets him*

And do not concern yourself with him, my dear. He's a bit... Antisocial.
A few things...mostly, uhhh...would you happen to know about...

(Bites lip)

...Okay, let's just be upfront, does the Metaverse ring a bell?
(Kinda staring at the person who called her "oneechan")
Oh that? Never been there but you hear things around here. One of those things about this world I guess?
...So you don't use it...?

...Not that it means anything of course! Pfft, silly rumors, amirite?
No it isn't a rumour. I've seen those Personas it gives people... And I bet you have one right?
...What, naaaaah, why would you think that?

(Wipes off nervous sweat)
The Metaverse?

We're technically all in the Metaverse right now.

Try imagining anything that seems real as something real. Try using a model weapon. It will work.

Try spreading a rumor. It may come true even if it's a lie.

Welcome to the Nexus. *Giggles*
*he laughs* Oh come on Futaba I've shown you my powers it's only fair. Besides I'm just some nobody who likes seeing cool stuff.
*Pancake knight walks in
Hello everyone! Oh hello Lady Futaba! How's the Phantom Thieves?
...How did I end up in the Metaverse on my own? Everyone slow down for just a sec here.

(Checking her phone)
Oh hey guy what's your name? I'm Roxas by the way.
@Pancake_Knight

GO AWAY AKECHI.
This isn't the Metaverse I think. She's just being weird.
Huh? Im not Akechi! I am Pancake Knight! Defender of Pancakes! Destroyer of evil!
Pancake Knight? I'ma call you Pan okay?
Works for me! And who are you?
...This is all a lot.

(Little other comment atm)
I'm sure you will understand it in the end! Just take it slowly!
@TooManyIdeas
This is different from the previous worlds Metaverse, but it is quite similar. If you have a Persona, you can summon it. Just be careful. *Smirks*

@Pancake_Knight
Peter Pan, take me to Neverland!
*walks in groaning*

Oh god, I took on the Reaper and just barely managed to get away. Anybody got something to cure broken bones?
*he pulls out his Keyblade and raises it above his head* Heal! * A green light goes over Rando* That should help.
Yeah...

(Texting "HELP IM TRAPPED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION")

...Come on...stupid IM...
@Randomperson2021 ! No worries I can patch you up! Waffles!

* two jack frosts appear and fuse together to form a cracked card which bursts into the Persona Waffles

Mediarhan!
I wonder where would I find people who would help me investigate...
@Roxas- Appreciated.

*goes into the kitchen to make something*
What are you looking into? I'm trying the whole helping people thing so I'll give it a shot.
*walks out of the kitchen, carrying several plates of spaghetti bolignase and proceeds to serve them to the people inside the cafe*

Eat up people.
Hey thanks man. *He stars scarfing down the pasta* hey this is pretty good! Who are you anyways?
@Roxas- I am Randomperson2021, but everyone either calls me Rando or Random.
Ooh yummy!

Pancake knight grabs a plate while the Pancake and Syrup grab another*
*he finishes up his meal* Alright Rando I'm Roxas. And thanks for the meal!
@Roxas- nice to meet you and your welcome.
"Um... Hey!" A teenage boy walked in who was rather tall for his age. He decided to walk in and have something to eat. He was pretty famished.
So hey.... anyone know of any flower shops nearby?
*walks in sluggishly

Ugh.. my head is killing me.
Hello there! Whats your name!
Mokou, now get me a cup of tea.

*sits down in a booth holding her head
I dont think there is a single Flower shop in the Nexus at all! Perhaps in shinjuku?
Well I guess I'll head out see you later. *A portal of darkness forms and he walks into it*
Ara~ Today was the day, wasn't it?
*he walks in and looks around* Hey guys what's up? Also I'm hearing tea. *He walks behind the counter and gets her some than puts it in front of her* That fight did a number on ya or something else?
Huh. I like that Roxas kid. I think he'll go places....

Shinjuku, huh? I think there was one in Shibuya at one time...
Okay! Lady Mokou! Syrup help me!

*A Jack Frost with an S on its forehead brings you a cup of earl gray milk tea, looking @Fujiwara_No_Mokou
*Lux teleports in*
God, it's busy today, huh...?
Right? Well anyway anyone want something?
*Lux sits at a booth and looks down at the table*
Stupid memory reader...
I would like a tea if you'd like, Tatsuya-kun.
Hello Lux! We have a new person in the Nexus!
Thanks, and no not the fight itself, i only died twice there. The thing is, i reincarnated in what turned out to be a rabbid dog nest or whatever. Thus i died a whole bunch more times because i got eatzn alive begore i, could actually come to life in the full sense.
Hey people, I made lots of spaghetti bolignase to celebrate my survival against the Reaper, so eat up
That's great, pancake...I'm dealing with something else right now though.
*he fetches Nana some tea* Huh a dog neat eh? Sounds like quite a bit of trouble. And geez I'll never get used to Tatsuya-kun. How've you been Nana?
Rabid dog nest? I didn't know that was a thing.
"Um.. my name is Cualique.. It's a mouthful.. What is your name?"
I have been fantastic, I heard that there was a raid to save Claire.
Yeah me neither. I melted them once they went to sleep though so you won't have any problems with them
Tatsuya Suou. You want anything Cual? Also do you mind that seems best to just say Cual.
Hello Cuali! The name's Pancake Knight! Don't mind Pancake or Syrup, they are pretty friendly!

*on cue the Jack Frosts with a P and a S on their heads walk up and look at Cauli
Seeing that orders were being collected, Raven looks over to Tatsuya*
If you don't mind, can I have some tea ?
Hey, Tats...You think...I'm still dangerous?
*gets Raven tea* Gezz everyone with the tea. This is a coffee shop ya know.
*slurpd her tea down in an instant

Can i get some food too? I haven't eaten in like a month and a half. I'm gonna die at this rate
That's a shame. I could've gotten some people in to cure them. Ah well, no point dwelling on the past.

*goes back to cleaning a glass while seemingly talking to himself*

*whispering* yeah that's right. The guys name is literally Suckuoff. Stupid I know. Can this wait? There's other people nearby.
"Oh.... What are these?" He started to be a bit scared from the creatures.
To who Lux? I mean almost all my friends are dangerous somehow. So am I you know that, but I think you don't plan to hurt anyone if that's what you're asking.
I was never one for coffee.
My twin, Robin, loved it though...
It wouldn't be too bad to try it every once in awhile...
*Starts sipping her tea as she looks out the window*
Oh those are Pancake and Syrup, P for Pancake, S for Syrup! Together they form Waffles!

*Pancake and Syrup run up to Cauli and hug him
*he sets some ramen in front of Mokou* If you want something specific let me know. Till then ramen.
But what if some part of me still want's to destroy everything...what if I change my mind?
*listens in on Lux's and Tatsu's conversation, trying hard to stop himself from butting in*
Cautious, he backs up from them, shrugging then off "Stop... They scare me.."
"Comes" hi!
Sorry! They are kinda like children! They dont know any restraint! Pancake Syrup come back!

*Pancake and Syrup fly back to Pancake Knight
Hello Crow! Whats up?
Lux you're not going to do that. Geez if you're worried about that it means you've got some morals. Trust me guilt sucks but it comes in handy sometimes.
But the predictions are never wrong...
Like always, still in work.
Lux, if your really worried, have you ever tried changing it?
The predictions don't change...no matter what...
Ah well we have spaghetti, tea and ramen up for grabs
The predictions will never change if you dont try.100% of the shots you never take are misses
Who is working now?
Lux nothing is set in stone. Once I thought I'd never see any of my friends again but somehow two have already shown up here. *He smiles* I've spent my life fighting fate it's never easy it doesn't always work but even so you have to try.
But you guys do realize that some stuff is simply innevitable. You can't escape death...


Unless you're me
This isn't a normal prediction, it comes from "them".
So? Prove them wrong Lux you'll find a way. If you just accept it as fact of course it'll happen!

And even death isn't so impossible to evade. I've met loads of former humans that don't age. Hell that coming back trick of yours is hardly unique.
*Looking over to the rest of the group*
You wouldn't to know some people who would be willing to join me in investigating about my brother, would you?
I've already tried to prove them wrong...everything they say makes no sense though...even my idea of them doesn't make sense...
*Walks into the cafe and sits in a chair, slumping deeply into the seat*
Yoooooo... what'cha all talkin' about...
Fun stuff Em. And Lux are you sure that they're even there? It's not impossible they don't exist... Though that'd be weird given their track record.
I'm not sure anymore, their voice starts echoing in my head and then they give me a place to meet them.
Great, it's probably more fun than working right now...
Can I get a coffee? I have a LONG night ahead of me...
What happen?
*he hands Em some coffee* There ya go. And yeah it's pretty odd Lux. *He smiles at him* I don't buy for a second you'd do that though!
They said if I don't change soon I'd revert back to my old self again...what else could that mean?
Thank you.
*Chugs half of the coffee*
Uuuuuugh why does caffeine barely effect meeeee...
Well there's your answer! Even if they are right you just have to change. Probably mean getting that mask off right.
Do you drink lots Em? You'll build a tolerance for that. Also you need any help over at that store? I'm not the best but I'm good with machines and I've picked up a bit about metalwork.
Easier said than done...I don't even know how long I have left...
... I mean it sounds dumb from me but seriously cheer up. Thinking like that never helped anyone!
I suppose I used to a long while back, although that was more soda than coffee. Still caffeine, I suppose.

Also, sure, if you're up for it. It's tough work, although I doubt that'd be something that'd turn you away. I'd always appreciate some ACTUAL help, most unlike a certain helper I currently have at my disposal. Gods, that woman is impossible...
What woman? But yeah I'll need some pointer I'm sure Em, but it sounds like you need it.

"Thou hast ranked up Heiophant"

Woo spooky voices say we're better friends.
you hear voices?
*Seeing that the group was too wrapped up in conversation, Raven decided to put the investigation group to the back of her mind as she concentrated in the tea instead, trying to soothe herself as she glanced atht store's perculiar customers..
Oh yeah it's a wildcard thing Goro... You don't have them? Actually are you even a wild card?
i´m not a wild card, I only have Robin.
Maybe you've seen her around. Red hair? Backpack with weapons? Likes to pose as such? *Puts his finger on his chin*
Yeah, I can get you up to speed if you want to help out. It's not that complex.
And Loki right? Or did you not get him somehow?
loki?? ask that pankechi, I don´t have loki...
He noticed the redhead girl minding her own business and decided to keep her company. "Uh.. hey!"
Ooh her! Yes I've seen her around. *He shudders* You work with her? My sympathies Em. And yeah I'd be happy to lend you a hand sometimes.
Huh, guess you're really not giving up on me huh?
*seemingly talking to himself*

*whispering* yeah she's here, chugging coffee as if her life depends on it. You gave the schematics, right? Good. Wait, what about the schematics for those YorHA Flight Units we stole? Of course you forgot. No, I'll give them to her later. Better go, see you later.
*Enters*
Hi! Coffee, please!
Of course not Lux! I said I'd like to try and be your friend didn't I? And if I haven't I do.
Oh, Raven!
*sits near her* I have good news!
*he hands Hill some coffee* There ya go man. Oh and good work tonight that was some smooth lockpicking.
Heh, well, that wasn't a problem.
Lockpicking is a basic skill in my job.
Heh, we have a history. Don't worry, we're actually on pretty good terms. We just... bicker. A lot. Anyways, help is appreciated.
I think I'm gonna just let the coffee sink in for a while. Stick around maybe.

OOC fyi im a guy
i think its about time to change the ol' avi to stop the confusion
OOC: Raven is still here, right?
hillock can we talk? is just a mmoment
Uh? Oh, yeah, what is it Addalme?
"he whisper" what are you going to tell her? I mean... don´t you think is something strange here?
A friend...Guess I don't have many of those these days.
*whispers back*
Uh? No, I just got in contact with a friend of mine. He is crazy good at finding things. I wanted to know when she could meet with both of us.
What do you mean "something strange"?
"I am thou thou art I thou hast established the Lux social link of the Hunger Arcana." *He chuckles* Well I guess now you're stuck with me Lux.
1 I never heard about that Robin, just when I start to investigate him he starts to appear on random locations.

2: he never asked about her sister.

3: he doesn´t say nothing when he leaves.

I think: or this is a prank, or this is something... I can´t tell now.
Not sure I get it but...whatever I guess.
OOc: I´m whispering in that one, sorry
It just means I'm not about to give up on anyone I actually like... Then again I never give up on my friends.
Oh if you would like to know Tatsuya, it appears neither me or crow are wild cards, I have Pancake and Syrup, but technically they are only 1 persona, I believe @Goro Akechi is a wild card though, he has both Robin Hood and Loki
Well, I'm going to head out...
*Lux teleports away*
Ahh that explains it... Lord we've got so many people who look like you guys.
*Still whispering*
I dont know man... maybe we should look further into this, in order to find answers...
"hisper to hillock"
for that, just don´t tell her noting now, if she discover Robin is alive she will go after him and we don´t know nothing yet.
*Sigh*
*Still whispering*
Ok, I won´t... but this guy could help us find him before. And in order to make him help us, I need to meet up with both.
Let me call this guy, he gets the info he needs to start searching, and we discover things before telling Raven, ok?
*Realising that someone was talking to her, Raven snapped out of her train of thought before looking over to Cual*
Huh..? Did you say something...?
*Seeing Hill and Addalme nearby*
Oh, hey..
Sorry, I was lost in my train of thought..
"he whisper" ok, i have to go, but if you need me call me to my phone.


well guys I have to go, see ya
Bye Addalme!
Also, Raven big news! I just got in contact with someone!
*Wondering what Hill was talking about, Raven leant over, interested*
What is it?
"Oh uh--" He was cut off by the conversation He had with Raven. He sat there quietly until he had his turn. He was pretty embarrassed, hoping nobody saw that.
*Glancing at Cual in the corner of her eye, she turned her attention to him, a little concerned at his nervous behaviour*
Hey...
Do I know you...?
Yeah, I told you I knew a dude who was good finding things? Well, he is interested in you case! He wants to know when can we meet up.
*Looking over to Hill, a smile growing on her face*
Well, I was thinking of arranging a meeting spot for a group to help me investigate. I guess I'll start it now.
*Stands up, gesturing Hill to follow her to the new thread*
Wait, now?
*Thinking...*
Well, I don't think he has nothing better to do...
"Huh? Oh! No.. you don't know me.. I'm Cualique! What's your name?" He was happy she noticed him.
Hi! Is someone here?
Walk in...sits down at counter
"He comes from a portal"

Hop!
Oh... this is LeBlanc...
*walks down in his stripped pajamas still sleepy*

What is the noise...
"He still carries lavenza"

She got drunk, I was taking to her home, but I ended here, sorry hunter...
Alright Crow... and where was Lavenza or Caroline and Justine.
At Inari's night club.
... how did Inari get one?

*make a mug of Earl Gray tea for Crow and himself*
*Having followed Addalem here, Robin takes a glance at the others before pulling up his hood*
Does Lavenza live nearby or...?
Hey Robin. Your sister have benn looking for ya so if you mind.

*aims a tracking dart at him*

Just don't think on the pain.
Tchh..
*Robin deflects the tracking dart into the ceiling, his other arm reaching for the match-lock pistol on the back of his pants*
Tell her to stay away from me...
*Shooting a small glare at The_Hunter*
Haven't you heard of 'No Violence?'
I'm a customer in a cafe, not a wooden target at a shooting range
!!! (Hunter...)

I think she lives nearby

"He puts lavenza on a seat"

She should get some rest.
Ok, I'll tell the truth now, I was searching you.
*Without breaking eye-contact with The-Hunter, Robin nods*
A girl looking that young that went out drinking certainly needs her rest*
*Slightly turning his head to gesture that he was paying attention to Addalme*
You with him then..?
My sister asking you to look for me huh?
*He grimaces before drawing two match-lock pistols with both his hands, aiming them at both The_Hunter and Addalme*
I said it once before, tell her to stay away from me..
Robin... why you don't want to see your sister?
Now I don't exactly feel comfortable with violent methods so I'll be getting out of your hair then.
*Tapping his boot, a smoke bomb is released as Robin made a run for it, bolting for the exit*
Alright then I will do it later.

*puts the dart away and gives Robin a cup of tea*
*As he exited the store, Robin dignified them an answer*
It's safer for her to stay away from me..
Besides worst case scenario that I will tag him but who knows? Maybe I forget it.
I knew it... he is hiding something...
Hey Crow, I have about hunch about Robin. He is just begging to be investigated...
I know... do you know who is investigating him? I think this is serious.
His sister... I think...
Not only her... hillock told me about a man... I must save them.
*Enters*
Wassup!
I'm finding volunteers to join me in a investigation!
Hillock, I was Robin, he is hiding somehing.
I was with*
For real?!
And I missed it?!
Let me explain you:

I meet him at inari's night club, we talked and lavenza got drunk, then we tried to take her home and we ended here, he discovered her sister was lookong at him and he left.
Oh...
He is definetly hidding something.
Raven has already prepared our operations base.
You should go there, just for the check.
Take me
Also, does anybody want to join too? I'm looking for more people.
So I am new to this shop but I love coffee. Anything I should try?
Black coffee. It's the best one
Let's go hillock, we can't waste time.
Ok. Then come...
*leaves, going to the Feather investigation squad thread*
I will try it out then. Thanks Hillock
*Jumps up from her sleep, slightly shaken and drooling

KAGUYA !!!!! Huh..? whaa? where am I ? This isn't Gensokyo..
Nope... did you have an interesting night last night?
nope. Not really.
*Walks in sits delicately at the counter*

Hello? Is the Barkeep here?
oh well what happened?
*a light portal appears in and master of masters getting outta in this portal

hey! am i the third visitor in this day i guess?
nothing. Boring.

*walks behind the counter

@Stella_Hoshii can I help you ?
*walks in and sits in an unoccupied booth*
A black cloud of vapor forms within thew cafe, creating a humanoid form*

I wish for a drink.
Any interesting knees these days?
News*
*master sits on the chair

can i have 1 coffee please?
@Fujiwara_No_Mokou
Can I have...A Vanilla Chai please? Thank you.
*Enters the cafe through a red portal*

@The_Dark_Messiah Hey big, black, and menacing, can I have a word with you?
Oh hey Stella. Been awhile.
What is it mortal? Why do you wish to speak to Lucifer, King of Hell?
*walks in looking exhausted*

*Sigh* All the studying have took a toll on me.

*he takes a seat by himself*
So many people all of a sudden...

One vanilla chai comming * does not know how to make one, so she just makes a cup of tea and adds some vanilla dried vanilla in it.

One coffee * does not know how to make it. She takes coffee beans, lumps them into hot watter and serves it as is.

One drink * pours watter

There. I made stuff.
I want you to make me be rid of this demonic possession that you've caused. It's nice and all, but I just wish to be human.
*Scoffs*

Ugh. You pesky humans never make up their minds. First you wish for power, then it becomes a nuisance. If you ever want it back, it will cost you more than last time...
Fine. So be it. Just get rid of this curse.
Uhm...Close enough I suppose...

*carefully sips the abomination of a "drink"*

Uhm...Yes...Hello Mr Shiza.
*Lux teleports in*
Busy in here as usual, huh...
Yeah well I normally work the yakitori stand outside, not tea coffee and drinks.
*sees @Shadow_LuxTenebris and listens about what is he saying

yeah, yeah, still busy here..
*Walks in and looks at ShadowLux* Woha hey there ShadowLux what's up?
*A strange gust of wind bursts through the cafe. Where its source is, no one can tell. The wind circles around @Shiza_Salad, slowly lifting him in the air. I speak a spell in Latin, then the wind dies, and all is silent*

There. You are now free from your "curse". You will regret it, I promise you.
So you noticed...
Now that this nonsense is over, I'd like a strong alcoholic drink. None of that swill you served everyone else.
*he ignored everything around him*
*he bring out his laptop*
Now where did I left off?
*points both of his hands to @Shadow_LuxTenebris

yup, you are right!

*puts both his hand on his head

you know, maybe waiting the coffee until it arrive enough for me, in the meantime, i could see the future here...
*enters*
Alright, mission accomplished, now I just need to wait for her to show up.
Of course I noticed, not that I'm to worried you seemed harmless. Though where's your other self?
Heh, I have to go...enjoy the remainder of your reality...
*The shadow melts away*
*he smirks at Migrant* Waiting on your girlfriend or something Mig?
*master waves both of his hand to @Shadow_LuxTenebris


see ya, of course i'll go to see the reality here~!
*Heavy breathing*

That was...different. Now that I'm human, A bourbon blend please.
What? No, absolutely not.

*looks at the black coated guy*

And who's this guy? And why ish e dressed like Axel?
*stands up and walks to @Migrant

of course because everyone can wear black coats, i assume that you saw xehanort wearing a black coat too, are you?
I've got no idea, says he's the master of masters or something. Also that's some strong denial there Mig, it isn't just a river in Egypt.
Okay so you're gonna play hardball over who you are.

Master of masters? Do you even know where you are?
*turns

hmmmmm, i don't intend on fighting, i just wanted one coffee, but if you asking who am i...

*turns to @Migrant

you can tell me i'm the one who sees the future or something like that.
*Sigh* anyway, i feel like i waited enough for the coffee

*the master rubs his head

i wonder what's Ira and my other students are doing there...
Ira
*Walks in with a pissed off expression*

Yo yo yo, motherfuckers, how's it going!?
*waves to @Ira

hello dude, how are you?
Ira
I'm not "dude"
I'm Ira, you piece of crap

*He crosses his arms*

Why are you so friendly to me? I don't even know you, dumbass.
*disappears from his arms and appears to his chair that he was sitting there

man, man, i feel you don't feel way today...

*waves to @Ira

have you been fighting with someone, because fighting isn't good enough for your personality--

and nice to meet you "Ira" your name sounds like my student "Ira" there.
ooc:i feel like you don't feel well today*, whats with my grammar today xD
*kicks the door open*
Sup fleshbags?
Eh not much, got into a 6 hour long fight last night. How's it going with you?
Ira
Just shut up already, don't compare me to some other asshole named "Ira".

*He sits down, reading a book*
*sits down and he wonders again

...*sigh*.
uh, sorry, but i requested one coffee, please.
*he goes back and makes a coffee than hands it to MoM* Right sorry. Thought someone might be working today but guess not.
*thinks
i see why there is no one there, but anyway, thanks for the coffee anyway!

*takes a sip

it is good, thanks.
No problem, I just run the place when nobody works but eh why not?
*Master looks the entire place

so, the fafe runs by no one there, although the prophesy was saying the "place works by an old man in tokyo" and this place here is running by no one there, right?
Leo
"Enters"

Hello? Is this place LeBlanc?
It is Leblanc yes, also the old man normally does it but Sojro is on vacation.
Leo
Thank you.

"He takes a seat"

Can you give me a coffee?
*hands Leo some coffee* Mhh hmm don't see why not, so you seem new around here yeah?
i see... the vacation isn't part of the prophesy, and i didn't saw it in my eyes, but it can tell that he will return soon.

anyway, thanks for the coffee!

*master opens the portal and enters in then the portal closed
Leo
Yes, I came here a few days ago.
Well it's nice to meet ya. I'm Tatsu Suou demon hunter/coffee shop runner.
Leo
My name is Leo, prince of nohr.
A price eh? Haven't seen one of those before.
Leo
This place the nexus... is really strange.
*still sitting in booth*
*walks through portal* Nanaka, I've been looking for you
Hm? Why?
I heard you got something of mine, something important. I need my memories back!
Something of yours? Your memories? Why would I have that?
I got a tip from someone, they said you had them....If you do I need you to hand them over.
I don't think I do?
What do they look like?
Well I've gotta head out everyone. *He pulls out a Go-Ho-M than vanishes in a flash of light*
I don't know.....Because i lost them, he do you know what something you can't remember looks like
Hmmm, Where did your memories go?
Lumina took them, i don't know after that....I never actually saw her after that
Oh...
*pulls out Crystal Rose*
Is this it?
She did have that on her after i lost my memories....She toyed around with it a lot....Can I see it?
*Gives it to Ken*
Here.
*takes the rose and inspects it, however upon touching his hand it shatters and ken passes out*
*warps away*
*is laying unconscious on the ground*
*wakes up*....You were worth every penny you thick bitch, truly you were
*Enters*

Thick what?
*Enters*
Yo Mig, what's thick?
Oh.... Migrant, it's been a while kiddo, i was so.oly referring to the idiot who gave me back my memory, i told them to never give it back even if i begged, although i guess now.....I can have some fun. Say migrant, are you interested in fun?
*enteres in silently*

... where is the manager?

*reads off of the note on the counter saying "off to buy some more curry and Earl Gray tea blend. -Hunter"

That'll explaine it.
Hello, i work here, can i help you @Operative_Fuze
The way you're talking about fun sounds mighty deadly...
*puts 985 rubles on the counter*

I need something to eat... I ran out of MREs.
@Operative_Fuze, coming right up @Migrant, what makes you say that.....Can't a boy have some fun *gets close and whispers in ear* besides...It makes good money, and money makes death expendable
Mmm.... death would be problematic given the test I'm apart of.

Speaking of, what are some great places to take someone?
I don't know...

*takes off his face mask and drinks a bottle of water*
Have you ever tried the 92nd dimension, aka candy land @Migrant, and trust me you will be safe with your skills
@Operative_Fuze, here is your meal child *takes money* so what's up with you anyway, you look like my girlfriend after he got a life to the face
Maybe, but I already sold my soul to Izanami.
Izanami and me are old pals, we go way back, sure she will let me borrow you for a quick minute!
Mig you did what?
Ah joker, do you enjoy.....fun
Money, riches forums women power and magic. I can show you love and sex and magic.....All you have ever dreamed off...Just say the word and your dreams shall come true
*points to a scar on his cheek*

I got knifed by one criminal while the other eighty was taking hostage of a college.

*points to his chest*

Got shot right there when escorting the hostage.

*pulls up his sleeve to show a huge scar and points to his right rib*

And I got those in a accident by someone who had a D.U.I.
I heard. Your 'darling,' huh?

And it's fine, Joker. I just shook her hand and offered to be in her test. Better it be me, who won't try to kill her, than her bring back Yu or something.
Hi guys.
Hello there sir. Enjoying the day?

*begins eating his meal*
@Operative_Fuze I can feel your pain *points to neck* this is where I got stabbed in the neck and bled out *rolls up sleeves* here is where my arms were sliced off *lifts up shirt *here is where i was flayed open and dissembowled
Who are you?
@Migrant, are you interested. I know @Addalme will go on another adventure with me, less dangerous this time
Ouch... and I am Fuze, a Spentsnaz.
If you need me.
Maid man, i always need the hp of my trusted servants (btw ken got his memories back, he will be nicer to you though due to your helping him when he lost them)
Please... don't call me Maid man...