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.....Oh then, maid woman, come.now i am.just joking of course, come come, take a seat
*He enters LeBanc, his face unreadable.*

It certainly appears to be lively in here today.
Yeah..... no thanks.
"He takes a seat"

What do you nees from me?
Delta, old friend, how are you...Looking like a bitch i. Heat i see!
@KensukeKurosaki I'm gonna have to say no to that. Already got a special lady, and all that stuff will come on due time. Besides, I don't need some dumb God to get all that stuff

@Migrant Oh, well than everything is a ok
Hey Delta Sensei
I want you to come with me to the hyperdimension, we need to find the dogoo king and steal his dogoo slime, danger rating 2/10 very low
Delta are you interested, i can give you infinite power, or......Something more personal, whatever wish you want
Alright, but I don't have to much time right now.
Hmm, how about later then...Mabye tommorow?
Perfect then. Call me and I'll help you.
I have to leave, later guys.

"He leaves"
*enters*
hey !
@Jokerboi

Greetings to you my disciple. How goes your training?

@Kensuke

Infinite power seems a bit much. I want to earn my strength with hard work and training. But if you've got a way for me to test my power I'd happy to join you.
*finishes eating and leaves 99 rubles on the counter for a tip*

Thank you for the meal and have a good day.

*gets up and leaves*
@Delta-M Training goes well, master. That waterfall really helped me sort some things in my life. One of the reasons why I asked Star to be my gf. My will is unbreakable now!
Hello Sora, Well delta, i can provide many challenges, just ask shiza and addalme they have seen some first hand
hey, long time no see!

*sits next to him

so how you've been?
I've been well, my memories were just returned to me shortly ago, so i am back in business, any dangerous artifacts that i can sell will be mine, how are you Sora?
"Yoo! I'm back! How's it going!" He came back in cheerful.
@CualiqueXSora Oh, hello there
Yo cual, Narrator: the young one walked into.the door, little did he know that this would be one of the best weeks of his life, he would get the girl and live happily ever after
(Getting sudden calls from work really slows you down.)

*He pats Joker on the shoulder and give him a small smile.*

I'm glad to hear that. Soon I'll be teaching everyone a new technique.

@Ken

You've piqued my interest. If you're doing anything soon I'll join you.
okay, like always!
@Delta-M Ooh, a new technique? Is it a magic based one? A super punch? I like super punches. I'm excited!
@Jokerboi

Yes. The staple technique of the Delta School of Martial Arts in fact. It's a versatile one, with Persona use at it's core.
"Hey." Cualique said turning to Jokerboi. "What's your name?" He asked.
@CualiqueXSora The name is Joker. You remind me of someone I know..

@Delta-M Ooh, I like the sound of that

*walks in through the door*
"I remind.. you of someone? What do you mean?"
*sees @Akamoto_Shinji


hey akamoto!
@CualiqueXSora Well, you just look like a teacher that I knew, that's all
Shinji, what's good bud. How's Aqua?
@Jokerboi

When the time comes, be ready to learn.

@Akamoto_Shinji

Shinji, are you going to join as a disciple of the Delta School of Martial Arts? You, like Joker are already physically ready for the more practical training.
@Delta-M *bows* Hai!
Hmmm. I'll join as I have time.

Hey! Sora.

Hey Joker. Aqua's fine now, just resting.
how are you? is aqua fine?
@Jokerboi
With that attitude you may have what it takes to be my star disciple.

@Shinji

A fitting answer. I hope to teach you more in the future.
@Delta-M Its almost scary how good i am

Well that's good Shinji
"A teacher? I look nothing like a teacher.." He seemed very confused.
@CualiqueXSora Forget about it, you just reminded me of a woman named Kawakami
"O-ok..?"
*walks in* Hello
*blinks*
*sits down*
Yo Reaps
Hello Joker
Blinking is a semi-autonomic rapid closing of the eyelid, nyu. A single blink is determined by the forceful closing of the eyelid or inactivation of the levator palpebrae superioris and the activation of the palpebral portion of the orbicularis oculi, not the full open and close, nyu.
Good to know
*enters* Hey
Hello Garrett
*blinks again*
Hmm...
*stumbles in and sits in a booth*

God I have a splitting headache right now...
Same. Would you like to talk to Satan? Pretty sure he can help...
Hmm I'm afraid I dont @Tatsuya
Well, if you need help with the headache, just talk to me.
*Blinks*
(Futaba is pacing around, reflecting on the current state of affairs.)
Hey Futaba. You don't happen to have like Tylenol or something do you?
...I don't carry drugs on me.
Don't say it like that, it makes me sound bad.
I'll just go get Satan, @Mako-chan.

*Starts to leave the cafe, when a black cloud forms and creates Satan himself*
*The demon towers above all in the room, at 7' 5" and in heavy-looking black armor.*

I was summoned?
Which is why I don't have them! Huge debuffs to everything, no thanks!
Oh hey my head feels better.

*she collapses on the table*
(And that makes Futaba jump like a foot in the air. She looks absolutely terrified right now.)
Psh. Pathetic humans and their flawed bodies.

*Casts a spell in Latin that removes @Mako-chan's headache.*

Perhaps that will help.
OOC: I aint human!!
OOC: Too bad. I don't know that, and why would Satan care?
*she wakes up and she tears up*

(wake up tear up tear out there)
IC: I know I'm supposed to be compassionless, but what is wrong, dear human?

OOC: lmao
I... I don't know what to say...
...Um...!

(She is not at all qualified for this.)
@TooManyIdeas

Don't look at me like that, flesh sack! Out with it!
*suddenly appears* hey gu-...is that a Futaba?
*Enters Leblanc*
Hey guys, you'll never guess where I was!
*walks in, faceplants, unmoving and school notes scattered about, a puddle of tears pooling around the unmoving body* I'm not prepared for tomorrow.....
(Sorry, Satan, she has just locked eyes with the doppelgänger who had just appeared.)
*enters*

Hey guys. Oh... um... h-hey... Mako-chan...
OOC: TSUGUMI?
Ugh...Why doesn't anyone just ask what they wish of me? It's that damn simple. They request something, I offer a deal, and it's struck. One gets knowledge, and I get a soul or loyalty or something.
Uhh...hi, me...this is awkward...
Izaya!!

*she runs up and throws her arms around him, her eyes are flooding with tears*

I can't believe I treated you like that. I'm so sorry. I don't deserve to be your goddess. I'm terrible.
@Starwaddle Oh hey hon, what's up *pecks her on the cheek, and then notices the other Futaba* Uhhhh... hon why is there another you in here?
Lady Mako-chan, don't say things like that. You're the best thing that could've happened to me. Not a day goes by where I regret being your champion, and I'm happy to continue being your champion. Even after what you did, I wanna stay by your side.
Oh god dammit. As if one wasn't enough...
Izaya... I don't deserve someone as faithful as you... You still forgive me, even after all the horrible things I did? I don't know if I can even forgive myself...
...Who are you? Are you a clone? A robot? Probably a robot. Who made you?
*stands up, gathering notes and sitting in a booth, dark circles under eyes, looking at the notes tirelessly*
*he puts his hands on her shoulders*

Continue being the great goddess you are. I'm sure you'll find the strength to forgive yourself some day. See yourself in the light that I see you in everyday.
*Walks in visibly shaking* Alright I have the appointment scheduled and -

Hey Mako, this is akward since I just saw your palace.
*walks in, notices Mako-Chan hugging Izaya*

I feel like I'm missing something.
*he casually gives Hibiki the "Shhhhh" sign*
*warps in*
Tsugumi! I have a request of you...
Uhh... I'm you...but not you... I'm from another universe? It's complicated...you want something to drink while I explain?
*she looks at Izaya for a moment, and she wipes her tears away*

Yeah... I'll do my best. I'll be here fighting by your side with you from now on. I promise, you'll never have to point your blade at me again.

*she hugs him and the tears start flowing again*

I promise...
Oh. Red Hair is back. Hi!
*looks at Satan* Yes? *places down notes*
*head snaps up upon hearing the word 'clone' before quickly calming down and going back to what he is doing*
I never understood the affection between mortals...
Hi Mako-sama-sensei!
*waves at Nanaka, tears close to falling* Nanaka, I'm stressing out...!
@Starwaddle How about I get you both a drink?
OOC: I gtg, nvm.
*he stays there a while trying to comfort his goddess*

Now, having your heart stolen has to be exhausting. Go upstairs and rest for a while.
(First time it happened the whole day, YES!!!!!)
(Izaya said that ^^^)
(wait shit it was the second...)
Huh?
*rushes to Pyhra*
What's wrong?
No, just explain now, please.
Yeah... okay then...

*she reluctantly lets go of Izaya and heads upstairs to sleep*
*Points to notes* I have an exam tomorrow, and I am stressing out really bad...! *she lays her head down, crying* I can't deal with this!
*Izaya watches as Mako-chan walks up the stairs and he desperately tries to hide his tears from the rest of the team*
Okay. so, you know how we took down Yaldabaoth? Well, in my universe, I took his powers, becoming a goddess. Then so things happened, I lost most of my power, and now here I am...also, the multiverse exists...
*Walks in*
Hey, everyone, i'm back from an exciting adventure!
I'd like something to eat, please.
@Starwaddle Futaba, who are you talking to?
Izaya you should sleep to. It's amazing your still able to stay awake after your awakening.
*A random Quiet appears.*
Uhh... Nana has a spell that can help people focus....
Will that work?
*Aergia walks in* Ugh, it'd be nice if I could sleep in...
Mu kejitu, Nana! Mu ni'n kejitu.... *realizes what she said* S-sorry. I meant to say I don't know....
@Jokerboi I'm talking to myself...I guess?
@HibkiKuze

*he goes to sit in a booth*

Relax, I'm fine. Don't worry about me.

*he passes out with his face on the table*
@Starwaddle Huh. Well that's a little interesting. Is she nice?
*Pancake knight walks in
Hello everyone! What a great adventure we had!
....Did you make the meme planet?

(What.)
*blinks out of reality again*
*Looks at Aergia, waves* hello... Um... You look familiar.... *!* Aeri-Chan?
Here I got him
*Picks up Izaya and takes him upstairs and puts him in a bed*
*casts focus spell on Pyhrra*
The one and only!
@TooManyIdeas the meme planet? Well...I made A meme planet...

@Jokerboi I guess? I just met me, so I don't really know...
...*quietly retreats*
Huh... so that happened to Lady Kotone!
Bye mister quiet man!
*is dizzy, but looks at notes, the spell somehow wearing off* Dammit..... *looks back Aergia* The last time I saw you, you were.... more child-like.
*Comes back downstairs*
Man he's heavier than he looks.
I want to say puberty but that'd be a lie.
*blinks back her left eye bleeding*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
*blinks out*
Ugh, i'm so hungry! When's diner?
@Starwaddle Well, that's great hon. Want me to fix you up a drink?
*dinner
Well, if you just went through puberty, I'd probably say it hit you like a baseball bat...
Umm.. Lady Kotone,are you alright?
*emerges infront of Pyrrha but as the size of a salt shaker*

Hey Pyrrha? Look here!
@Jokerboi not right now. Maybe later when I'm done talking to myself...wow that's weird...
It didn't work.....
Oh!
*Warps to the back, then returns with green tea*
This should help!
*blinks back and falls over the counter*
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*blinks away again*
Good! I was wondering whether you'd remember. Being a different me.
*looks at Hunter* What...? *takes the green tea, sipping it* and thank you, Nana-chan.
Got anything for stress relief? I'm still kinda shaken
@Starwaddle Don't worry. I've met at least 5 of myselves. You get used to it after awhile! *smiles*
A lot has happened. Also attention everyone here! This girl got a Persona!
Woah! Can you show us?
Oh...oh that meme planet! Ahh, that was fun...well, it's nice to meet you, me.
After my trip to get some supplies for LeBlanc, some big shot with a persona shrunk me! All day I was attempting to get back while not getting stomped.
*looks around, not knowing who due to sleep deprivation* Which girl?
*lightly pats Hunter's head* well, the Maiden's power can't help with that...
Eyyyy!

(High five!)
I was referring to myself...
Also I would... but it probably wouldn't fit in here.
*blinks back in and falls to the floor in a heap*
Oh! Sorry.... With studying and all, I've never got to sleep... And I also got a persona a while ago...
*high five!*

So, what's been going on, me?
*checks the time* oh time for my appointment gotta go
*Leaves*
Ahh, someone feed me already! I'm starving!
Don't you steal my thunder.
*gets up, getting a plate of fatty tuna for Mona* here...
*Hands Mona fatty tuna* Here you go Mona
*is ready to topple over* why is everything spinning...
@Jokerboi Fine.al.ly

*Consumes fatty tuna*
More!
I mean, I got a persona as well!
I just got here from...I 'unno, not here. Somehow? We destroyed the Metaverse, so it can't be that...can it?
*Pancake and Syrup steal some fatty tuna
@TooManyIdeas Oh, I get it. You're from a time where we just defeated Yaldaboath, huh?
*whimpers in pain before blinking away again*
*Hands Mona another plate of fatty tuna*
Maybe? I don't know how I got here either. All I know is that the Nexus, we call it that anyway, is some kind of place that has been sucking up a lot of people from different places. It's a nice place, sure, but it's also a bit annoying since bad guys also get in.
Okay I think it's time to lay down Pyrrha.
@Starwaddle Word
*falls over, probably due to overexertion* ouch...
Actually, I wasn't sucked into the Nexus. I was sent here.
*Begins chomping large portions of tuna albeit slower than last time*
That's insane and confusing and--A-akira...?!
You ok?!
@TooManyIdeas In the flesh
*looks up at Aergia* B-Blake...? Why are you in the Nexus..?
So, guys, how about we have a meeting to discuss the results of our heist?
Umm Lady Kotone?
(IMMEDIATE INTENSE HUGGING)

Thank God you got here ohmygod.
I know. It's because of some guy who wants to take over everything. He made a team of evil and we just started the war with them. They should be easy to take care of, though.
Who's Blake?
@TooManyIdeas *flustered* Woah, woah, woah. What's up with you? I would advise you to stop, seeing as how my girlfriend is standing right there. *points to Star*
*grabs head, seeing Aergia instead of Blake* Oh.... Sorry... She was a friend from Remnant...
@Jokerboi meh, it's okay. I don't mind sharing...*slightly smug look*
Wha-oh.

(Stand back)

...Different universe. Yeah.

(All around me are familiar faces)
@Starwaddle I don't know whether to be happy or concerned with your statement
*perks up at the mention of Remnant, looking at a Dust Crystal in his pocket*

*whispering* Well, well. This got even more interesting.
You need to rest. This isn't good for you.
@TooManyIdeas How are you Futaba? I know just getting here is confusing. Believe me, I was just as confused as you are right now when I got here
Hey save some for the rest of us Joker! Remember Valentines day?
@Jokerboi feel how you want to about it.
(She takes a deep breath.)

I...think I'll be alright. I'll manage.
I think I heard about what happened on Valentine's Day. Care to refresh my memory?
*nods* yeah.... *stands up, rubbing her eyes, the circles under her eyes darkening*
@Starwaddle *winks* I can see what you're into..
You can sleep in that soundproof booth.
@TooManyIdeas Well, if you ever need my help, just ask.
@TooManyIdeas I hope you get used to it. We all mean well around here... well, except for the bad guys. If you need anything, just ask. I own the nearby arcade, so drop by if you get a chance.
*walks to the aforementioned booth* Thank you, Aergia... *lays down* you're a lifesaverrr... zzzz... *...it appears she fell asleep...*
You learned how to people enough to go to the arca--oh yeah actually a goddess.
I get that never.
Yeah... the power is nice and all, but it got boring after awhile.
Well, I gotta go. Night hon*kisses Star and heads out*
@Jokerboi night Joker!
...Why's that?
*Walks into the cafe*

Achoo!

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*Sniff* Hey everyone...

*Lavenza goes over to the counter and takes a seat*

*Sniff* Who's handling orders ri-ri-ACHOO! *sniff* right now?
Cousin Lavenza. You don't look so good.
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*She wipes her nose with a tissue*

Ugh...
@Aergia
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I think I have a *sniff* cold.
Well, when you have the power to do almost anything for a few years, you start to run out of ideas for how to you them. That, and the fact that you could anger some stronger forces with what you might do...
@IamThou
I'll get you some soup and blankets.
Oh thats no good! Have you taken any medicine?
@Aergia
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Thanks, Aer.

@Pancake_Knight
I already did but I don't think it's very effective.
*She walks upstairs. She returns with a blanket and wraps Lavenza in it*
(Gtg. As for now, Lavenza's just going to eat the soup and sleep in the cafe. Will wake her up once I'm back.)
...Stronger forces?
Yeah. Yaldabaoth was killed, so who's to say that there are others that can kill gods. In fact, most of the people in the Nexus have killed or have the power to kill gods.
Hey Star and Futaba, help me get Pyrrha upstairs to sleep on something comfy.

*as he attempts to pull her leg via a shoelace*
Oh Hunter ill help you!
*Pancake knight puts hunter ontop of Pancake and grabs Pyrrha and brings her upstairs
Don't put her on the couch! There's a lot of shit there!
Having two Jack Frosts are awesome. Plus any suggestion to get my size back to normal?
*Enters*

Hello, is it less weird than it was earlier?
Don't worry Aergia, we're going to put her on the bed upstairs. And onward Pancake!

*points to the stairs*
@Starwaddle
Oh, yeah, yikes...that sounds scary.

@The_Hunter
Is someone hurt?
Yep they are pretty useful in everyday life! However they do need to eat,and they cant fight on their own!

Perhaps you could die? It sounds dark but youve died alot of times right?
*Pancake marches forward and follows Pancake Knight upstairs
Ira
*Walks in with a satisfied smile on his face*

Hello, maggots!
My friend Pyrrha is just tired and just needs some sleep Futaba plus nice to meet you. After watching you and the Phantom Thieves dismantle Yaldabaoth, your popularity is wide spread even to other worlds.
Not less weird, good to know.

Hi Ira.
Hello Ira! You seem good today!
Yeah...well, I learned my lesson the hard way. I got ambushed by one hundred other gods and lost most of my power. I had to change my name and run away. But as long as I'm here they can't get me.
(Slight embarrassment at that)

Uh, cool...!
@Starwaddle

Oh...oh wow.
Ira
Why thank you, pieces of trash, I'm actually happy today!

*He laughs really loudly*
Ira... calm down. You aren't in the war anymore.
Yeah...it was terrible...but that's in the past. Plus, I'm friends with these guys, so I can get my revenge on them after I get out of here.
Do you want anything? Syrup is handling the drinks right now!
Ira
War? What do you mean about "war", my dear sister?

*He smiles at her gently...yup, Even I, the narrator, am scared*
It was a joke. Seriously, keep acting like that and I'll slap you. You're creeping me out man!
And how do we get out of here?
I think that weird snowball fight from the other night.
By beating the big bad. Some people can get out of here, me included, but if I want to not die, I need everyone to be able to leave.
Oh hello Migrant! That snowball fight was amazing!

@Toomanyideas um, I dont think you can get out! Atleast, without special powers!
Ira
Please, sister...!

*He gets closer to her, and holds her hands*

I'm being honest right now, I'm trully happy at last...!
Dear sister, I know I've said this before but I...care deeply about you, the same way I care about everyone...but those maggots!
.... Did someone steal Ira's heart?
This is seriously freaking me out!
Im glad he isnt hurting anybody! I like this Ira!
...So I just gotta beat a god again?
*hops downstairs and hops to the table where Futaba is*

So, I am Hunter Valentine a hunter from Yharnam and I got here via a lamp post some miles away from here.
Ira
*He hugs her*

Fear not, for I, your older brother, am here to keep you safe, I won't allow anyone to hurt you!

*He has some kind of weird...dart on his neck. It is labeled as "Truth".*
...Slow down a bit and explain all that?
Well... that's the thing. They aren't just some god, which we could easily beat because of all the god killers around here. No, this guy is strong enough to be able to kill all of us if he really tried, but it's because of us he has his power in the first place, so he really can't just kill us.
We give him his power...?
*pulls out his custom made spaz-12 and aims at Ira*

So Futaba, my name is Hunter and I am a beast hunter from a city from Yharnam. And I got here via a small lamppost.
Hunter.. im not sure that the best idea right now! Remember your size!
.... *grabs for the dart!*
Yeah. He made the Nexus, and is gaining power from everyone inside it. I don't really know how it works, but it's how he's becoming stronger.
And that is Ira a power hungry punk who has a tendency to push the boundary of getting his ass kicked out of the cafe.
Okay first off. *She pushes him away* Secondly, I don't need your protection.
*Hubris appears and pulls the dart out of Ira's neck before disappearing again*
Ira
*He looks around, confused.*

Wha...?

Where the fuck am I!?!?

*He glares at everyone, before pointing at Migrant*

You nerd, explain to me, NOW!!!
Oh Hubris! Hell-, hm he disappeared!
Well you had a dart in your neck. Which Hubris stole.
Aww! Ira is back to his regular self.. I really liked the new Ira!
*shoots a quicksilver slug at Ira*

I told ya not to do shit like that. And hey Hubris and I've come to the conclusion of you to get rid of the mark on my back but not agree to your plan though.
Ira
What do you mean, "New Ira" YOU PIECES OF CRAP!?!?
Oh thank god. I was about to gun him down.
Um nothing!
Hey Aergia... care to assist me to take him to the basement and "discipline" him to not do shit like that?
Nah, he's fine now.
@Starwaddle

So how do we stop him?

@The_Hunter

Okay...
Ira
You annoying fucks!!

*He sits down with his arms crossed*

I just hope I didn't say some weird shit...
Alright.

*holsters his shotgun*

Sorry about I just enforce the no fighting in LeBlanc.
Nope not at all. Want me to gun you down anyway? Or at least make you piss your pants?
You said you loved us.
We beat the group of evil, which will be easy because of all the heros around and because I'm in the group as a spy, and then we use the power of friendship and all that to beat him.
Ira
"Love"...?

*He blushes and tries his best to glare at everyone, but the embarrassment is overtaking him*

Shut up, Aergia! Just...shut up everyone!!
And Aergia, best way to fight fire with napalm. For me just boot Ira out of the cafe and make sure he won't do crap like that.
Don't worry bout it. I'm gonna make him piss his pants anyway.
You're a spy?
Ira
Why are you such a bitch all the time, Aergia?
Seriously...!
Yeah. I hammed up how I was this insane goddess, and they bought it. I asked if I come join, and they let me in because if it. I haven't actually heard anything about what's going on, but I'm sure it will be useful eventually.
*Earhart appears behind her... taking up a lot of space...* It's not nice to say that.
Ira
What the...!?!?

*He eyes widen in surprise*

A Persona...!? But how in the hell did you...!?

*Slowly, he smiles*

Amazing, truly amazing, Aergia!!
*Magatsu Izanagi manifest and jumps on the Ira's shoulder and yells at his ears*

YOU TESTING MY PATIENT ASS HAT?!!?
...You're very open about this.
I'm my own woman now Succoth! *Earhart disappears*