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Huh? No one has ever stolen my heart though...
Wasn't that Fake Ira's heart...?
I just remember feeling a terrible pain in my chest...
Pain?
Is daddy hurt?
Eh... I can't remember...
Did mommy do it again?
@Mako-chan Oh jeez... *scratches his head* look, don't cry. I just have no love for those who abuse others for no reason. Just as long as you are good now, you're good in my eyes*puts his hand out for a handshake*
I'm okay Nana, don't worry about it!
And...wait...what do you mean by "Did mommy do it again"?
@Jokerboi

*she sniffs but grabs the hand barely shaking it*
@Mako-chan Hey, can I get you a drink?
I think you'll find out Kaz.
Umm... well...
Whenever mommy finds out Nana played with Mommy, mommy hurts Daddy....
*A wild Aergia appears!*
ooc: i'll do it again

ic: *enters the cafe

H-Hello..!
Huh...?
Wait...could try to explain a little bit better, Nana...?

*He looks at her with some concern*
@Jokerboi

Coffee please. Extra creme and sugar.
@Aergia Hey little one!
Nana said! When mommy finds out Nana played with Mommy, mommy hurts Daddy!
@Mako-chan Coming right up, little lady! *Prepares a superb coffee with extra creme and sugar, and hands it to Mako* Here you are.
*yuya takes a seat

one curry please!
Nana! *She runs over to Nana-chan and hugs her*
@YuyaSakaki *Prepares a superb Curry, hands it to her* Here you are, miss
I know what you said, it's just...it's confusing...
So...who hurts me, "Lightning"?
*opens the door quietly and smiles gently*

Hi everyone...I'm home!
*yuya looked surprised when @Jokerboi said miss

But i'm a boy!
Thank you, Joker.

*she sips her coffee*
@-Labrys- Labby! How the hell are ya?
@YuyaSakaki O-oh. Sorry. You just look very.....feminine
@YuyaSakaki O-oh. Sorry. You just look very.....feminine
*hugs Aergia* yay!

Hi auntie Laby!

No Daddy! mommy hurts you, not Mommy!
I'm home as well... *Smiles*
@AdachiImouto Hey there, Missy!
but i'm clearly 100% male!

ooc: you mistook that, here is a pic
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Mama Labby! Mama Sayaka! *She leaps towards them with a big ol smile*
(Ngl I also thought Yuya was a chick)
*Pancake knight walks in

Hello everyone! How are you doing?
So...you have two moms...?
Does the one that hurt me have blue hair...?

*He crosses his arms in confusion*
Ooc: it isnt Lady Yuya?
Everyone says mommy looks like Nana....
OOC: Thats clearly a chick
OOC: It's a trap!
Ooc: reverse trap?
(No its a normal trap)
I see...

*He sits down*

Nana, why don't you just go play with Aergia? She's your friend, right?
Have fun!

*He smiles at her*
This conversation is getting a bit strange...
*I hug Sayaka and Aergia close and smile gently*

Sorry I've been so busy and away lately. Ah man...It's good to be home. How have you been my lil Muffin?

*I kisses Aergia's forehead before turning and kissing Sayaka gently on the lips with a smile*
*She giggles* I've been good! Big me got a plane!
O-ok, that doesn't matter, anyway i'm going to enjoy the curry a bit.

*takes a bit

that's good.

ooc: dammit, go watch yugioh arc v if you guys saying it is a trap
@Jokerboi
Missy...? Do I look 10? Hello, regardless.

@-Labrys- @Aergia
My beautiful family. *Kisses Labrys and pats Aergia on the head*

Amidst the busy schedules, it's nice to spend time together like this.
Daddy! Daddy! Can Nana play Stasis?
I haven't been here in a while...
*He sighs and leans back a bit on his chair*

Just what is her world like?

*He remembers what future Nana said about her memories*

What the hell is going on...?
Uhm...sure Nana, go ahead!
@Yu-Narukami
Good day, Yu-kun... This looks strange, I know.
I don't think I've seen you in a while, Sayaka. How have you been?
@AdachiImouto Do you want me to answer that seriously?
Regardless, how goes it Junior Detective?
Uh, Joker, best not to make Sayaka angry...
Ah Yu-kun! Long time no see!

*I clasp Aergia's and Sayaka's hand firmly, but still gently, and smile lovingly*

Man..This feel pretty nostalgic. Me n You here like this Yu-kun. And my love too...Remember when we all first met here? It feels so long ago...
Yay!
*pulls out a basketball and Freezes time (but not people) then tosses the ball so it floats in front of her*
@Yu-Narukami I'm just joking around, I mean no harm in it
Ooh a face I havent seen before! @AdachiImouto Hello! The name's Pancake Knight! At your service!
Yeah, that seems like so long ago now though, this place has changed me though, hopefully for the better, being possessed wasn't a good experience.
You met Mama Sayaka here?
You too Jokerboi. It's been awhile. G-Geez..Good ol times...yeah..?
*Pancake and Syrup walk up to Nana and look at the ball
*pulls out a metal rod, then starts hitting the ball with it*
Nana...what did you...?
*nods*

Yeah...Me too Yu-kun. Me too. I miss everyone back home. In Inaba. But This place...I still feel like I've grown. For the better. And uhh..Honey? Lil Nana-chan? What are you...doing?
* Pancake and Syrup grab rods and hit the ball aswell
Playing Stasis! Mommy made it up!

See!

*Nana unfreezes time and the basketball flies off hard at high speeds and starts bouncing off everything*

Boom!
*Aergia suddenly changes and catches the ball* Nana, sweetie, that's dangerous.
That form...brings back some bad memories for me, Aergia.
Oh crap!!

*He quickly stands up and covers Nana, he smiles at her*

D-Don't move sweety, it'll be okay!

*The basketball hits him once in the head, and he sheds a single tear, still smiling*

That hurt...!
Oops.... Nana forgot Mommy said not to play indoors....
@Yu-Narukami
Things are well. Oniichan was released, and with my help he's back on his feet. Also... Labrys and I are engaged. Whenever that is allowed in Shibuya. *Smiles*

@Jokerboi
Don't. For your own sake. *Is short for a highschooler*

@Pancake_Knight
Oh, good day. My name is Sayaka Adachi. I'm a junior PI. If you ever have an issue, contact me.

@-Labrys-
I do... It was such a short time ago actually, but it feels like so long. We have all come along way... Me especially... To think I was so bitter before. I never thought I would be friends with Yu-kun and have this kind of happiness when all of this started. *Leans against her happily*

@Aergia
Yes, dear. We all did, sort of. Labrys basically saved me, you know... I almost murdered someone, you know. She saved my future.
T-Thanks, Aergia...!!
@Yu-Narukami
Eh? What, can't handle seeing a real woman~?
No, it just reminds me of, well, not being myself.
Huh.... Oooh... Well now I'm curious. *she smirks*
@AdachiImouto
I hope that goes well for the both of you. Also, Adachi...I'll have to meet up with him one of these days.
Curious? I mean you were there, weren't you?
You're coming with me! *She grabs Yu's hand and pulls him upstairs*
Wait, what are you doing?
*Yu reluctantly follow Aergia*
@Aergia Oh, looks like the child morphed again. How goes it, lady?

@-Labrys- Yep, those were the good ol days. I've known you the longest after all.

@Adachilmouto I'm just joking, little lady. No need to threaten someone like that. Though if you threaten someone like that, you better have the skills to back that up, especially with someone like me...
Woah, wonder what she's gonna do to him....
Pancake and Syrup follow Aergia interested*
*There was a loud clang* HOLD STILL DUMBASS!
well, i'll leave for now, see ya!

*leaves
*sighs and seats Sayaka and Aergia down, going around repairing the cafe*

It really is a night for nostalgia...
AERGIA WHAT THE HE'LL ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?
SORRY! IHAVEN'T DONE THIS IN A WHILE! *Shouting can be heard from upstairs*
Oh! Is Old Hair guy and Gia-nee-chan gonna make a baby?
@Nana-chan I don't know kiddo. Hey, do you want some chocolate milk? You don't mind right Kaz?
*She walks downstairs* Alright, c'mon out Yu!
*Pancake and Syrup help Aergia
Alright...
*Yu walks down the stairs*
I doubt that's it, Nana.

*Looks at Joker*

Sure...as long as it doesn't have anything weird.
How do I look?
*He speaks in a feminine voice*
Hmm... That was faster than when Mommy and daddy do it...
And a lot faster than when mommy makes daddy do it...
*His jaw drops as Yu walks in*
...... Yu...... why
Nice outfit Yu! Wait thats Yu?? Or should I say Lady Yu
Well, I was asked to and I couldn't just say no.
*Still speaking in a feminine voice*
...... Why is Old Hair guy wearing girl clothes daddy?
@Yu-Narukami @Aergia
...I'm sure they'll be fine.

@Jokerboi
I will not fight here out of respect for Labrys. Regardless... I'm fully prepared for anything. *If Joker used his sensing ability, he could clearly see that she had a concealed spear and a Persona*

@YuyaSakaki
Come again.
Your mom and dad force each other to cross dress? Nice.
*straitens out the TV and smiles at Yu*

Perfect. Where's Yosuke when you need em...
Yu...you're pretty good!

*He gives him a double thumbs up*
Just ignore them, Nana.
Hehe! Thanks, Kazu-chan.
@-Labrys-
*Kisses her cheek* I could get used to nights like this... I love you... *Smiles*

@Yu-Narukami
...I would tap it. *Anime thumb up*
No... Nana means making babies...
@AdachiImouto That's exactly what a like to hear. Btw, cool spear*smiles wryly* I knew you had a persona, just wanted to hear how you respond

@Nanaka-Chan *slides a superb chocolate milk her way* Dont worry about it. Heres a chocolate milk!

Yu, you look like you've dressed like this before.....looks natural on you
But Sometimes Mommy wears daddy's shirts. And mommy makes daddy wear girl clothes....
*He makes a really feminine voice*

I didn't know you were this talented in the art of cross dressing, Yu-chan!
That uniform looks really good on you, nya~!

*He makes cat pose for a moment, before sitting down and acting like his usual self*

You really are a Wild Card, Narukami!
Well, you're not far off, Joker-chan.
Yay!
*Drinks the milk fast*
@Yu-Narukami Dude, I was joking, you've done this before?
Nana, I have no intentions of having kids with that man. *She picks her up*
...
HUH?
WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SWEETIE?

*He blushes and covers his face*

So that kind of things happen...!?

*He mutters*
*Kalib enters the cafe and stands frozen as he sees Yu.*

I-....huh....neat?
Hey Kalib
Hello Kalib! Whats up?
Daddy's always sad when mommy takes daddy away though... daddy hugs Nana when he comes home the next night....
@Jokerboi
Well, when people ask for "favors" I have a hard time saying no.
@Jokerboi
Impressive... You would be a great thief with abilities like that. I am glad to earn your respect.
Cross dressing it seems. I mean, nothing against it, just...wasn't expecting my day to start with cross dressing.

*He moves to an open seat.*
@AdachiImouto Well, you aren't wrong about the thief part. And thank you very much. Maybe we can spar one day

@Yu-Narukami *raises eyebrows* Oh? What "favors" do you do exactly?
Huh...?

*He hugs Nana*

If only I could see into your memories, little one...
Hi everyone!! oohh, whos the pretty new girl!?
*bursts into the room*

Greetings, citizens. I have made a great breakthrough in the Nyarlathotep case a few days ago. I figured I couldn't just keep it a secret.
@Yu-Narukami
Ooh! Do they include Pancake favours? I would love some of those!
Well onto more important business. *She hugs Sayaka*
@Jokerboi
Usually, it involves "changing" and "fusing".
Yea! Like that! Then daddy puts Nana to bed and says daddy will protect Nana!
*looks around*

Exactly what is it that I've walked into here?
@Jokerboi
That could prove interesting. I may be self taught, but I have learned a couple of tricks from Oniichan. I look forward to the day.
Dont worry Jackman! Its Yu crossdressing!
@Yu-Narukami Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

@--Morgana-- Hey Mona! Yu is crossdressing right now
Was Mommy really that scary, Nana...?
@AdachiImouto As do I, Ma'am
*Pod 153 enters Leblanc, alone. 9S is nowhere to be seen.*

{Pod 153} Query: May this Tactical Support Pod seek refuge in this establishment?
@--Morgana--
...

*Grabs him and puts a mini maid outfit on him*

Now life is complete.

@GeorgeJackman
Nyarlathotep...? I quite like him.

@Aergia
*Hugs her awkwardly* Your mama feels so small right now...
@Jokerboi arent you 14 Joker?
*looks around in confusion*

Yu is...

*notices Yu*
Looking like a fine young lady of course. While admittedly crossdressing may be seen as weird, I make sure to fight for the right for everyone to be able to do so. That is what a hero does after all

*laughs boldly*
Oh c'mon mom, that's part of what makes you so cute.
Agreed Jackman! A true force for good!
Nana doesn't know... daddy never let's Nana see mommy....
And Mommy and mommy hate each other....
*Yu speaks in a normal voice*
Aergia, can I change back now?
@AdachiImouto
*looks at her confused*
Excuse me ma'am. Not sure if you're aware, but NYarlathotep is a villain, one behind most of the evil going on here. Why would you like an embodiment of evil?
Never!
WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY STOP IT DONT JUST DRESS ME SUDDENLY!!!!! *he now stands in his adorable maid outfit~!* uhh.. hi Joker!! *blush~*
Why do they hate eachother?
Which one of them is the one you can't see?
The one that looks like you?
Hmmm, Traesto.
*Yu dissapears*
{Pod 153} Though... I realize that as a Tactical Support Pod, I cannot provide monetary benefits to this establishment, nor can I consume or make use of the goods provided here.
@Pancake_Knight I'm 18, buddy
@--Morgana-- Awwww, you look adorable, Mona!
Hmmm... I should get Pancake and Syrup into this...

*Pancake knight quickly dresses Pancake and Syrup in maid outfits
*Pancake is pleased while Syrup is angry
There we go!
*noticing the small Pod 153*

Well... Hello, little friend. Is there any way a hero can aid you?
{Pod 153} May I take a seat? And... perhaps do you have a set of "Playing Cards"?
@Jokerboi
Where would we spare...? Mementos? The TV?

@GeorgeJackman
Nyarlathotep was always my favorite outer god in the novels...

@Aergia
Cute...? I'm supposed to be a role model. *Blushes*

@--Morgana--
Absolutely wunderbar. You're enchanting. Lucifer would love to see you like this. *Smirks*
*Yu enters the cafe dressed normally*
I'm not doing that again, at least for a while.
@AdachiImouto I know a place. It has a waterfall and everything
*nods and starts fiddling in her pocket*
Both Mommy and mommy say it's cuz the other's a... ple- pla- pah-lay-ee-gh in daddy's life.

Nana doesn't know what that means.
@AdachiImouto
I know a cute girl when I see one.
Sometimes they use bad words....
Well, little friend. I don't see why you wouldn't be allowed a seat. As for the cards, well.

*searches his pockets for a moment, to no avail*
Afraid I have nothing for you there, pod.

@AdachiImouto

Oh, you mean the Lovecraftian Nyarlathotep. I'm afraid the one I'm referring to is somewhat different, not the kind of thing to drive you mad on sight
A plague...?
Well...that...
A plague is something...well...bad...that ruins things for others.

*He rubs the back of his head*

Daddy meets with the two of them or just stays with one?
@Yu-Narukami
That's disappointing...

@Aergia
But... I'm supposed to be strong and maternal and stuff.

@GeorgeJackman
Nyarlathotep is real...? I know what cult I'm joining.
T-Thanks Joker!! I uhh do my best~! meow.. *pouty blush~* and.. would Lucy really like this~?
@AdachiImouto
You still are to little me.
Well, I only did it in the first place because Aergia wanted me to, I'm not sure why though.
Daddy Nana and Mommy live together... but sometimes mommy takes daddy away....
@--Morgana-- I think Lucy would wuv it

@Adachilmouto Yeah, we could definitely spar at my training spot
@AdachiImouto
*sighs*

No, young lady. You're not joining any evil cults bent on destroying humanity. I'm trying to stop this vile fiend before him and his lackies can do so. Come to think of it.
*to the room*
Does Nyarlathotep even have a cult?
@George_Jackman

{Pod 153} Understood. I shall take my seat then.
*enters in armed to the teeth*

Greetings 9S a word with you please.
I see...!
Let's make things easier for Daddy, okay? One Mommy has pink hair, and the other blue hair, right?

*He smiles*

Tell me, which one of them takes me away?
@--Morgana--
Absolutely. You should show up to her palace like that. She'll definitely like it.

@Aergia
That's... Good enough I suppose. Just feels like I should get taller too.
Blue mommy...
Well, imma head out. Looking forward to that sparring session Sayaka!
@George_Jackman
I don't think many are keen on serving a being that only seeks destruction, as far as I know, though Nar has his own way of creating followers.
*Leaves*
{Pod 153} YoRHa Unit 9S is unavailable right now, @Verde_Buster. I am merely his Tactical Support Pod.
@Jokerboi
I think I will relax a little as my family is all here today, but I will certainly take you up on that.

@GeorgeJackman
As long as no one I care about is destroyed, I don't really care. Eldritch Abominations aren't so bad. Two live in my closet and they keep to themselves.
Nanaka...

Well, does she say anything before taking me away?
Does Pink mommy get angry?
@AdachiImouto

W... Well. That's very nice, but I'm trying to tell you. That dastardly Nyarlathotep wants to kill everyone. I imagine that includes someone you care about. Right? I mean, surely you're not.. Alone in this world?
*laughs feebly*
@Jokerboi
Until next time!
*puts on an apron and sighs, standing behind the counter, reaching over and taking Sayaka's hand*

I'm so tired...

*lets out a gentle yawn*
Okay!! Im gonna keep this then!! Im gonna show up and be all like "want some tea mistress~?"
Pink Mommy gets super mad....
When Blue mommy takes daddy away and daddy don't wanna go she says "would you rather I take her back and do un... unnnspeekahbull things"
@George_Jackman
...I used to be. But now I have those I want to protect. I won't let anyone or anything hurt them no matter what. At the worst case scenario, I can strike a deal. I read the novels, so I know what to do.
Love ya mom.
Love you too Aeriga. You're a wonderful daughter. I don't think I could ask for much more.
@-Labrys-
I will help you. You shouldn't work alone when tired.

*Puts on an apron, but avoids evolving into a coffee dictator thanks to Labrys' presence*

@--Morgana--
...So cute...
@AdachiImouto

Worry not, it should never have to come to making a deal with such a fiend. Not as long as people like I am around to protect you. Why, just the other day I managed to corner Nyarlathotep at a detective agency.
"Take her back"...?

*He thinks for a moment, his expression darkens*

You know I smile a lot, right?
Do I smile too there? Do Blue Mommy and Pink Mommy smile...?
...
Do you feel happy with them...?
@Aergia
We love you very much too, princess. *Smiles*
Oh right! Forgot to show you two! *Earhart appears next to her... somehow*
Daddy and Mommy smile lots when we're together... but when blue mommy comes only she's smiling... mommy's smile is scary....

*She pulls the ring out of her pocket and puts it on unconsciously*
@George_Jackman
Thanks... But I can protect myself. If anyone tries to hurt me, Labrys, Oniichan, Aergia or Mona-chan I will rip them limb from limb, bathe in their blood and put their head on my bedroom wall to admire and smile as I remembered the exact second they died.

...Erm...

I mean... I will do my best to protect what is precious to me...
@Aergia
Oh? What's this?
It's my Persona, and it's a Biplane! ... And somehow fits in here...
*He notices how she puts on the ring*

I...I see...but, why did you do that, Nana?
Huh...
Ah!
*quickly takes the ring off and puts it in her pocket*
Mommy gave it to Nana... It reminds Nana of Mommy....
Did something happen to Pink Mommy, Nana...?
Hmm. No.... Nana doesn't think so....
*her hand stays in the pocket and her face looks a little pained*
@Aergia
Oh, so you have a Persona now, just like us. I'm very proud of you. *Smiles* Mine is a bit bigger than that.
*He kneels in front of her and just hugs her*

It's okay, you know? Because I'm here now.
*she yawns* Gettin sleepy... welp, time to nap! *she leaps into the special booth*
*finishes the processing*

Like wise. Pod 153, please leave a reminder that all Dagger Units are now fortifying his Palace and I am on course on the strike on YoRHa command.
Ira
*He walks in for a brief moment, his expression is dark and notices Aergia already went to sleep*

Oh...I guess I'm late, huh...maybe tomorrow...?

*He turns around and walks out, with both hands in his pockets*
Daddy... why don't you remember Nana?
Because...how do I explain this...?

I'm Daddy, yes...but Daddy when he was younger, from before you were born.
Uhm...you understood that...?
@Verde_Buster

{Pod 153} ...That course of action does not seem beneficial to YoRHa Unit 9S. Firstly, the Palace in question is a cognitive location built from distorted desires. Removal of distorted desires would benefit YoRHa Unit 9S, so destruction of YoRHa command would be detrimental to this goal.

Additionally, Fortification of Unit 9S's cognitive Palace would be encouraging Unit 9S's self-destructive tendencies, which I cannot allow.
That is a shocking detail Pod 153. I will call off and enable all Dagger Units to fall back on the fortification and I will first go into the Palace to remove it in some way. I heard that palaces are maintained by one's shadow. I will persuade 9S' shadow to make a duplicate to trap the invading YoRHa units but not harming 2B.
A... different daddy? Is Mommy a different Mommy too?
*the Knight looks deep in thought. His monitor is on but he doesn't seem to be focusing on the pictures of swords*

Hmm.....this.....all of what's happening.....why is it so familiar? Yet....I remember nothing of the sort....

I remember....a small girl....

Called me father.....

I think.....I.....hmm.....

*The Knight clutches his head, he looks strangely confused yet very calm.*

I believe it matters not.
Yet....
Yes, she is...
We may be younger, but we're still your parents, you know?
Is this a safe place Daddy?
Yes it is, and it's even more safe when I'm around, Daddy is really strong!
Then Mommy was right.....
Mommy...? Which one?
What did she say to you?
Pink Mommy.... *She looks like she's in pain*

Mommy said.... she was gonna..... send Nana somewhere safe.... with a different.... Mommy.... and Daddy...

*pushes her face into Kazuya's chest*

Nana's head hurts....
*He hugs her tightly*

It's okay Nana, you don't have to worry about anything anymore, okay?
Just don't think about that stuff...
Ok daddy....
*He pats her head. And looks at her smiling, even though his eyes are getting watery*

C'mon! Did you already forget what I taught you a few days ago?

*He points at his smile, and makes it wider*

Smile!
*Starts to smile as hard as she can*
Smile!
Never forget to smile, even if the pain is unbearable!

*He gives her a small kiss on her cheek*

So...is there anything you wanna do now, sweetie?

*He lifts her up and sits her on his shoulders*
Nana... wants to answer more questions for daddy.
I can't think of anything right now, Nana...
But if there's anything you want me to know, I'm all ears!
Nana doesn't know....

Nana's sleepy....
*leans against Kazuya and falls asleep*
*He laughs and summons Cerberus*

Hey, Pascal? Please take care of her and take her home...I still have something else to do.

*He places Nana on Cerberus back and pets his demonic dog*

It'll be fine, just take care of her.

*The both walk out, but Cerberus and Kazuya take different paths*
Ara~ So she's fallen asleep, Hello Kazy.
{Pod 153} It seems I must entrust 9S to the care of these "Phantom Thieves". I hope they can successfully take his heart before his mental state gets beyond repair...
{Pod 153} What happens after though... This Tactical Support Pod must perform effectively and efficiently once the change of heart occurs.
*Enters the cafe and looks around absentmindedly* ...Cozy...
*Striding in, Robin takes a cautious look around before seating himself in one of the booths*
Let's see if i can overhear something here...
*walks in and notices Robin, so he sits across from him*

Find your answer yet mister world peace?
*Seeing Gamma*
I don't know..
But such a dream is still worth striving for, isn't it...?
*smirks*
If you can't even answer that, the dream must not have meant much to you to begin with. There's no inherant value to a dream. Only what you give it.
*A broken smile appeared on his face as Robin's eyes looked away, getting lost in memories*
...A false dream..huh..?
...I can't accomplish a dream because it wasn't mine...?
*His head looked down, his white hair cast a dark shadow over his eyes*
....Perhaps succumbing would be best...
...It's the only real thing..in the end..
*shrugs*
If you're really going to be that pathetic, you can do that. I'm not one to stop you from being weak.
You seem strange, you're both devoted, and not devoted to this issue.
*Looking at the coin that was laying on the table between them, Robin reached out before spinning it on it's side, making it twirl*
...I'm walking a thin line..
..One step in either direction and everything will change...
...I suppose..I'm tethering the edge of both sides but sooner or later..I'll end up walking one to it's completion..
*The coin wobbled before landing, revealing the bottom face.
Robin sighed.*
...I just hope that whichever path I end up on, Raven would be safe...
Sounds like you're looking for a third option.
Saying "screw fate" and doing what you really want to do. Help this "Raven person."
*Robin frowned, his right hand coming up to fiddle with his ruby crystal necklace*
...I can't help her..
..Either one I walk, I have to leave her behind..
*shakes his head*
You weren't listening. Don't walk either. If you're so determined, find a third path. It'll be harder, but not impossible.
I was listening...
It's just..a third path is impossible..
It's either death or darkness and neither choices are particularly bright..
That's the point of a third path you idiot. Its impossible, you just work for it, and maybe it works out. If not, I guess you're no worse off. Though as you noticed, there's an easier way out. If you're a coward.
...
*Robin ponders about it for a few minutes*
Then I'll hold out hope that such a path emerges..
If I can keeping hoping, then just maybe...
Leo
"He enters with a bag full of books"

Hello, just ignore me, I came here to read.

"He sits in a corner and reads a book"
*explosions of light and melodious harmonies followed by Ken, dressed in fine clothing, exiting a purple portal*
Hello, dear children, I have returned!
Leo
Is hard to read with... that magic.
...you could have just used the door.
Leo
The cat is... talking? This place is amazing in that point...
used the door from my castle and have to travel all the way here, even my cabby would disagree and he gets paid for it ($-$)
Yep! Demons like myself can talk.

...Okay, fair point, but ya could have done a normal portal.
*ken is sitting at a booth with his signature latte*
*Cal walks into Leblanc.*
Good morning! Or afternoon. Or whatever time it is in this place.
Oh hey there, nya!
Sup kid! How ya doing *waves*
Sup, Cait!
*Cal walks towards Ken*
Good time of the day! I have the money for that artifact you wanted to sell.
@3xcal1bur Good timing, *pulls artifact out of pocket, which seemed to be empty before* This here, will cost you $500,000, it's not too rare, so the price ain't too high, but it is still damn near impossible to get!
@KensukeKurosaki
*puts down $500000.* Took me a while to get, but I hope its worth it.
*takes the artifact*
Siddow kid. *points to opposite seat*
(I don't know if I should join. Should I join?)
(join,sit with ken)
Hi guys
(Eh, I'll join, note Skyla is basically Spectrum without the mask)
Skyla walks into LeBlanc and sits down at a table alone.
(Oh, I didn't notice your response... Oops)
(Correction)
Skyla sits next to Ken.
*sits down nearby to watch them*
*Sits down next to ken*
What do you want? I gave you the money.
Maid man, over here *grins*, so everyone......I have an idea!
Hm? What's your idea?
I would like to introduce you to................
"To who?"
My new novel: 13 Ways to Turn a Lemon into a Weapon!
What happen?
"... A lemon?"
yes......
"...Is one way squeezing lemon juice into the targets eyes? That would STING!"
"You probably have all sorts of deadly weapons, why would you need a lemon to kill someone?"
Well, lemons are very good ways to lower an opponent's accuracy through juice...
yes they are! Here are the basics, I will be giving step to step rules in the gfll version
"He is looking his phone, ignoring them"
@KensukeKurosaki
This is certainly an odd book.
Burn peoples house down with combustible lemons

what if we heat up lemons so that the juice is burning hot and then bat them at people like baseball?

We could make lemon monsters with science power, and those lemon monsters would KILL all!

what if we put holes in a weapon, put our fingers through the holes, take them out, freeze the weapon and use them as lemon knuckles

Drown them in lemon juice!

lemon grenade

we can squeeze lemon juice all over the floor so people trip on it

we shape the lemons into a sword, freeze them, mae them sharp with a knife, and use it as a weapon of mass destruction.

remove pepper from the pepper spray, and replace it with lemon juice.

we can stick spikes into a lemon and throw it

poisoned lemons

what if we put holes in a weapon, put our fingersthrough the holes, take them out, freeze the weapon and use them as lemon knuckles

shoot frozen lemons out a canon, like a canonball

tazer the nips with a lemon

lemon gags? like a ball gag but with lemons

Shove so many lemons up their butt and down their throat that the lemons make their Stomichs explode!
That will be the contents, rouggly
This is stupid, i leave.

"He leaves"
This has a glaring problem:

if ya hit a hot lemon with a bat it'll just burst.
yes that is the point, and the juices will splatter, burning people
That last method just disgusts me. Who even has enough lemons for that?
And yourself.
What was the way... was... this one!

"He takes a random way"
@Cait_Sith, you can wear protective clothing
"...Lemons are very deadly."
Good point.
*suddenly appears wearing a pair of what appears to be rocket boots* hey guys!
"Why are you wearing rocket boots?"
Yo star. Hows your day been so far?