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@Starwaddle, I do not believe I have had the pleasure of making your acquaintance, my name is Kensuke Kurosaki *hands business card*
Because their rocket boots, it's going good, and my name is Star. *Takes business card*
Oh, hi Star!
...so I made a rail gun that can shoot shit...
@Starwaddle
Seems like a more effective weapon than a lemon.
Well...it can fire lemons...but I'm loading it with a Giant boot.
Is that boot,....aimed to the head?
Cant you load it with knives or something?
It is aimed to the nuts, and of course I can! It's a rail gun that launches shit at people!
*walks in soaking wet*

The rain is so nice...
Hey, Nanaka.
Hi Stary-chan!
So...you want anything?
I want a Milk plz!
Okay. *Summons a glass of milk* here you go.
Thank you!
*takes the milk and chugs it down*
*slumps in her booth*
need coffee
*hands Kotone coffee*
*takes coffee*
good good.
thanks
(I didn't realize until now that it added a new page...)
*Skyla decides to get a cup of tea, because LeBlanc has to be able to serve tea instead right?*
*hands Sky a cup of tea*
I guess I'll run the cafe for a bit...
Thanks for the tea.
*Walks in*
What's good y'all?
*suddenly appears and starts making coffee*
(Futaba looks up from the counter at Star making coffee, smiling at the sight of someone familiar.)

Hey.
Oh...hey me. How's it going?
Starting to get used to this place...kinda sorta.
I know the feeling. When I first came to the Nexus, I felt kind of out of the loop, but I learned the ropes after a while. I've been doing a few things around the Nexus since the last time we spoke.
Oh? Like what?
Well, there was this thing that absorbed heat. Probably would have died if I didn't get warped away. Other then that, nothing of note comes to mind.
(Doing a slightly exaggerated version of her own voice)

"Oh, I almost died, that's about it!"
Hey, when you have immortality, you can get away with a lot of things. Besides, the pain only last for a little bit.
What, of dying?
Yeah. Dieing still hurts, even if you are a goddess. It sucks, but I think it has its perks as well.
...Do you...go anywhere?
*exists*
You mean before the ambush?
Like...when you die.
*Does not exist*
Hey, guys, I just got this stramge feeling that something doesn't exist!
Oh...well, the first time I died, I met Death. He's actually pretty nice. We hang out together sometimes. But after the first time, I appear a short distance from my death.
What does it feel like?
Well...you feel pain while you die, but then you feel... nothing...you can still think, but it just feels weird, no matter how many times I respawn.
...It...sounds kinda scary. Lonely.
Yeah...but you get used to after a few hundred deaths. Some of which had to be an achievement. I mean, I died from getting hit with a toaster on the back of my head one time. I still don't understand how it happened.
Oh no--you're in heaven and someone asks "How did you die?" And you have to say, "Well, a toaster fell on me."
Yeah...that was one of the weird ones...but not as weird as the time I accidentally blew Myself up with a Chtuhlhu...or that time I fought super Hitler. That was a really weird day. I mean, we're talking about a planet sized Hitler with a Persona, who had destroyed half a universe. I died to him at least fifty times.
Oh, uh, that's definitely not a way I expected to die...wait, is the respawn built into this place, or...
Nah, it's built into me. Immortality is a strange concept, and I'd rather not go into how someone could get it without gaining god powers.
Oh, yeah, that sounds like a Super Secret God Thing. Easily abused.
*Wakes up from booth seat*
Huh? Whatd I miss?
Well...not really. It's more like a buff if you don't know how to make sure no one can take it away. But once you know how, it's definitely abused.
Does anyone against us have it...?
Oh hey you two!
I don't know. But if they do, they won't have it after they are beaten. I did a lot of studying on immortality before the ambush, and it's possible to disable it.
Oh, hey Joker.
How's it going hon? You serving?
...I'm so much smarter as a goddess...

@Jokerboi

Hey again.
@TooManyIdeas How's it going Futaba? Getting used to this place yet?
Yeah. You want anything? Also, while I may be smarter, I'm also not that great with life. I die more often then a goddess should.
@Starwaddle If you could make me coffee, that would be great. And just because you die a lot doesn't mean you're not my favorite goddess*smirks*
Okay. *Summons a cup of coffee* anything else?
@Jokerboi

Kinda sorta.

@Starwaddle

Well, you're probably still better than me.
@Starwaddle Nope. Thanks Hon, you're the best!

@TooManyIdeas Well, that's good to hear.
*Walks in looking anxious*

Hello people.

*Sits on a chair and zones out*

Yeah, I am. But you're still great as well. I mean, I'm just you if you became a goddess. And let's be honest, being a goddess is kind of a cheat code.
*Sips* Man, this stuff is awesome! It's a lot better than what I make. Looks like I have some competition in the coffee making industry
Hey Mishi! Are you ok? You look a little anxious about something...
*shuffles in booth*
where did i leave that gun...
Meh, it's just summoned coffee. It's supposed to be good. You're better because you actually do work to make your coffee.
Yeah, true...

(She looks like she has something on her mind she isn't saying)
*Fakes a smirk*

Hey Joker I didn't see you there.

*Gives a weak laugh*

I'm fine.

Just thinking on some stuff
@Starwaddle That's not true at all. This coffee is a lot better than what I make. But I truly appreciate the compliment. Makes me happy getting compliments from you *smiles*
Hmm? Hey, what's on your mind, huh? You don't have to tell me if you don't want to.
@Mishimans Listen, I know when people are lying through their teeth. There's clearly something wrong with you. Just tell me. I can keep a secret
Is there anyone currently working around here.

I'm in need of some coffee.
@Jokerboi I'm just doing my job. It might be the blend, but who knows.
*delivers a cup of coffee to Mishimans, before prying* the undead have a knack for knowing when another is burdened. Convey what ails you, my lo-....

Friend.

My friend
@Mishimans oh Yeah sure. *Summons another cup of coffee* here you go.
Oh...okay then, I guess I'm done doing my job now. *Takes a seat*
...Did you...um...

(Coghs into her hand, then whispers)

Did you bring back Mom...?
Heh so i'm that obvious.

*His smirk fades*

*He leans in to whisper at Joker*

Hypothetically how would you feel if someone told you that you would always feel like shit for the rest of your life?

*His expression becomes a bit blank*
*Accepts both cups of coffee*

*Intensely gazes at Knight*

Since when were we friends?
Well, I'd say that feels rightly awful.
Does anyone remember where I left a bag?
@Mishimans *in a lower voice than normal* Well, I would first shoot them in the face for saying something like that in my face. But then I wouldn't really think about it too much. My life is too awesome to feel like shit for the rest of my life. Why would someone say that to you though, Mishi? Is someone threatening you?
Oh, and well....

*Places hands on the table, looks at Mishimans with such an intense look that it burns through the steel of his helmet*

Because I wish it, and I hold no ill will toward you, so I consider you a friend....
@TooManyIdeas oh...no...I wasn't strong enough to do something about her being dead...but that's behind me now. I'll keep moving forward...for everyone.
anyone?
No?
Oh god
@Starwaddle Well, whatever you're doing, keep it up Hon!
*He breaks into fake laughter*

Joker I just gave you a hypothetical.

No need to get worried over me.

*He looks down*

I'm fine with the way things are.
(Looks down)

Wish I could do that...
@Kotone Shiomi

I just came in so I wouldn't know

@Knight

*Offers his hand*

Guess your going to be another weird friend of mine.

Better not piss me off or anything.
@Mishimans *stares at him with concern* Mishi. I'm being serious now. Tell me who said this to you. You're not one to be complacent. Your pride is too big for that.
@TooManyIdeas yeah...but maybe it's for the best...I mean, what if I screwed up and started a zombie apocalypse?
*He continues to stare at his legs*

Looks no one told me anything like that.

*He starts shouting a bit*

What don't you get by hypothetical question!?

Also I am not being complacent!

*He trembles*

I am just dealing with some truths.
Couldn't you fix it with god powers?
@Mishimans
*Shakes hand*

Trust me....I have much more positive intentions
I mean, probably...but I didn't want to chance it. I didn't have complete control over them, and the chance of it happening with no way to stop it was a lot higher than what one might think.
*Pulls his hand back*

*Laughs a bit at Knight's comment*

Well that did not sound creepy at all.

Keep up with that kind of commentary and I may believe that you are trying to kill me.
*starts looking around*
oh no
where the frick is it
i need that bag
@Mishimans Look, I'm just concerned that you're not acting like your usual pompous self. You're my friend, and I worry about my friends. And what do you mean by truths?
Wait, so you did indeed have zombies?
No, I just did some math and the chances of starting it would be seventy five percent. I wasn't going to take the risk.
*Is shaking terribly at this point*

*He manages to glare at Joker*

I was never pompous my power was real!

*His eyes seem to lose some intensity*

It's just that I can't really see the point in things anymore.

The truth is that nothing I do matters anymore! I can die and the won't give a shit about me!
*world
@Mishimans

Are you a fool?

Have you considered the legitimacy of this other person claims? You matter to people.

*Under breath*
Especially me....
You can calculate that?
Yeah. It took a few minutes with the god powers.
@-EliteKnight-

We only just became friends so you probbably don't know but you really shouldn't care about me.

*He plasters on a smile*

These claims about me came from a person that I have known since the beginning.

As much as I hate it the are true.
@Mishimans *Holding him by the shoulders, shaking him lightly* What the hell are you saying Mishi? Of Course people give a shit about you. You're a valuable friend an ally! I for one, would be saddened if you died. So stop saying that!*gives him a hug* I'm gonna kick the shit out of whoever put these ideas in your head, and that's a Joker promise, so you better believe it'll happen!
@Mishimans

Nonsense! I care about friends! All of them matter to me!

And, whoever this person is, claims like that come seldom from those who are honest
But how--what do you even--!
Yeah, I still don't have any idea how I was able to do it. But I won't worry about the details, I mean, I fought super Hitler.
*His blank expression returns*

You know I wish I could believe you Joker.

*Tears stream from his eyes*

But I felt my own emptiness myself. There is no point in denying something that can never change.

Truth is that no matter what I do I'll never be like any of you!

*He gives Knight an empty smile*

I wish I had been like you.

*He teleports out of the cafe*
Mishi wait!
Ugh, I'm so gonna shoot whoever is doing this to him! It just makes me upset that he down At want to tell me who
Doesn't want
@Jokerboi

I shan't let him live this way, none deserve that mindset.
You're amazing...
Yeah, I know. But like I said, being a goddess is a cheat code. And to think, all of this wouldn't have happened if Joker hadn't missed.
@Starwaddle Wait. I did what?
@-EliteKnight- You and me both. Do you have any idea who did this to him?
@Jokerboi my version of you missed the shot. I mean, how the hell do you miss the head of a god!?
@Jokerboi What? How dis I miss the 100 foot long head of a God? Whatever. Its a good thing I am a much better version. Seeing as how I didn't miss
@Starwaddle
OOC: WHY DID I DO THAT
@Jokerboi yeah! I mean, even me, with my large amount of knowledge, still don't know how the hell it happened!
Ooc: it was magnets!
@Jokerboi

I have no clue....only that he was talking to someone....something....when nobody was present
@Starwaddle Well, that's just sad. I never miss, so....i guess I'm just either more skilled or more lucky?
oh god did i leave it upstairs?
*rushes upstairs*
@-EliteKnight- Well that isn't ominous at all. It could be Succoth. It could also be a force I don't know about
*Runs in*
*drinks coffee*
*runs out*
...well that just happened...
Wh..what the hell? *scratches head* Whatever. Hey Star, can I get a glass of Whisky on the rocks
Okay. *Summons the order* anything else?
*enters* Let's send the calling card
*strolls in* Let's do this thing, nya! *pumps paw into the air excitedly*
@Starwaddle Can I request spending quality time with you?
Well... tomorrow. Also, hey guys.
*bursts in, clearly hyped up* YEAH! LEZ DO IT!
Woah, what are you guys so excited for?
@Starwaddle I'll be waiting *winks*
*Enters* Damn yandere is goona kill Yuki before this "Game" of hers does. What should we put on the calling card?
*walks in with a new sword and having dragon wings and tail*

Hey guys, I got a new sword Anna was selling.
@Jokerboi we're writing a calling card for Yuno Gassi. She's a yandere who wants to kill everybody who gets in between her and Yuki
@HibkiKuze Huh. I did the exact same thing one time. Go you guys!
Why are you a dragon?
Hm... Eh, I'm no good at this calling card stuff... ya wanna help out, Joker?
She's gonna pay... She's gonna pay for every little bad thing she did... no forgiveness... no mercy...
Yeah I don't know what to write some help from the experts would be nice.
Um...I might know what to say...
I asked Leo to resize me because I had the size of a penny and when he used his Brynhildr's magic, it modified my beast hood. Now instead of a hairy beast I am now a hunter with dragon aspects.
Can you help us Joker?
Alright let's hear what you got Star
It won't be good coming from me... I'd get a little TOO fired up to write a coherent card.
You came to the right people. As phantom thieves, Star and I have sent a lot of them.
I don't want to tell him what we saw I'd hurl if i had to describe it.
Now i understand Hunter
If you want my help, I need you to tell me what she has done
Any specific crimes or misdeeds she's done, etc.
Well she's committed patricide, for one thing...
Well, let's see... *starts counting on his claws* She killed her parents, harmed and killed anyone near Yuki, Yuki's afraid that he'll get killed by her... Yeah, that's it.
PATRICIDE!? Jesus, she really is insane
Okay, how about..."to Yuno Gassi, the keeper of obsession, you have thrown away the lives of many in the pursuit of your happiness. We, the Phantom Thieves of Hearts, will steal back the kindness that you have lost along with your heart this night!"
*purrs* That's a great one, Star!
Ooooh, that sounds nice, star!
Don't forget killing another version of herself. *face turns green* I'm goona head to the bathroom. *runs off*
So question is... I am a Yharnam hunter but who am I now? A dragon Great One?
@Starwaddle That's really good Star! One edit that if make though: Change "keeper of obsession" to "the monster of insatiable lust"
Not bad Star
*sighs and groans simultaneously* Just thinking about all the freaky stuff we seen is making me sick of her!
*sighs and groans simultaneously* Just thinking about all the freaky stuff we seen is making me sick of her!
Ehh...nah, I feel like the obsession bit ties it together well. I mean, she does obsess over him too much, but I wouldn't consider it lust...
ooc: oops, sorry bout that...
We're gonna change her dont worry Dahlia
*Stumbles back from the bathroom* Ugh that was brutal. How's the card coming along?
OOC:it's alright
Just making some minor edits, nya!
@Starwaddle *smiles* That's why you're my better half.

I think you should go with what she says guys. She clearly knows a lot more about this chick than I do.
Great actually...
*warps in* As the Goddess of Lust, I take offense to that Joker boy...
Hi Nanaka!
What is this game she was talking about though? Yuki mentioned a game when he asked us for help.
Now if you'll excuse me... I'm gonna lay down somewhere cool... getting all worked up over her made me hot...
Dunno. Had to do with a Future Diary, though.

Good. We ready to get the card put together?
Alright rest a bit
@Akamoto_Nanaka Well hey there, Nanka! Sorry I offended you, didn't mean to do that.
I wonder can they really see the future with those things?
*groans* but i'm so excited... i'm having trouble sleeping... so hot... heart racing... limbs weak...
You need to rest...
Joker you should turn on the AC if this place has one.
Well, if I can make a time machine out of a toaster and a blender...they probably can see the future...
Huh?... Oh, yes hello.
*waves at Nanaka* Long time no see
Haaa~ *passed out*
Back on topic, we should get some stuff to make the card with.
Yes, It has been some time, hasn't it?

*looks around*

I can feel her presence... she must spend a lot of time here....
What are you talking about Nana?
Wha~huh~huuuuuuuuuuh~
Huh! Ah... nothing, *smiles* nothing at all.
Are you hiding something?
Ai~ can~ fee-hee-heel it~... Ahm sure ah can't lose~
No, haha, don't be silly, what could I possibly be hiding?
*looks over at Dahlia* Hopefully she's okay... maybe just dreaming.
You can tell me
Dat patricidal binch aint gunna know wuz comin tew er!
Let her sleep Cait
I can only imagine how she would kill us if we failed we have to beat her before she beats us.
...Good dreams, I hear. I'll be right back. *dashes off*
...oh shit, did I give her the medicine with alcohol in it!?
The AC is already on
Trust me! I'm not hiding anything....

Though.... Have you ever seen a child... a little girl who looks like me?
downchu wurry stah~ ai aint drunk, jus a heet dayz, az all...
Yeah i know her
You are her mother
Well when the calling card is ready if everyone is ready we could steal her treasure. What do you think it's gonna be anyway?
Ah dun think ahm kewlin' off enehtaim soon...
Yes, could you tell me where she might be?
*comes back, holding a plastic bag* Bought some stuff we can use to make the card, nya.
No sorry
*shouts a bunch upstairs*
What the hell was that?
*runs upstairs*
Tch...
I-i mean, thank you....
*wakes up* huh?
I dont know where she is sorry...
Oh hey, you're awake! *is setting out glue, paper, and some cut-out letters*
You changed a lot Nana
*grumbles and falls back asleep*
*enters* Hi everybody. *smiles*
Whoaaaa noooooo
Huh? What could you possibly mean? I'm the same me as always...
Noooooo
*Sees Yuno enter* Is this the girl you guys were talking about
*wakes up and glares at yuno* Speak of the she-devil...
You sound more mature
*Shushes Joker* *Whispering* keep your mouth shut.
Hide the card!
What's the matter? I'm just trying to be friendly.
@HibkiKuze *whispers* I can handle a pink haired psycho, buddy

*speaks louder* Why hello there. You're a new face. What's your name, pinky?
You know what the matter is...
Friendly huh....
*hides finished card behind cape* Er... nice to meet you?
I'm Yuno Gasi. What's with the cold welcome?
@YunoGassi I'm not giving you any kinda cold welcome. Nice to meet you Yuno, my name is Joker. Can I get ya something? We got everything here
*turns to see Yuno and bows to her*

Hello there, name is Hunter. A pleasure to meet you.
O-oh... do I now.... uh...

*her voice becomes a bit higher pitched*

Nothings changed! See!
Dahlia... REAAAAAAAAAAL nice to meet ya... care to talk about killstreaks while we're here? you know, from those shootin' games...
...I need to leave. I have some things I need to take care of. *Suddenly disappears*
Nice to meet you to. Have any of you seen some of those villains trying to take Yuki from me? *looks at Cait* One of them is a cat.
@Starwaddle Later hon!
Nothing changed huh....
No we havent seen them
@YunoGassi Well, I don't know who this Yuki is, but nobody like that rings a bell. Anyway, want a drink?
Nope, this city's crime rates drastically decreased in the past week.
A cat? Might be Mona. Dunno where he is, though. *still hiding his paws in his cape*
Nothing at all!

*looks at yuno*

Ah! A kindred spirit!
Oh we know who the real villain is... someone who has been known to kill, and kill, and kill. I heard they even killed their parents... 'how horrible' am I right?
Nana i am worried about you
Sure a drink would be absolutely wonderful. Give me the strongest you've got. *Giggles Innocently*
Don't you worry about little old me...
*Whispers* Dahlia chill or we all die.
@Dahlia *whispers* with psychos like her, you gotta keep your cool little lady
*whispers back* I'm trying... i hope my comments are vague enough...
*whispers* We should go to the metaverse
@YunoGassi One strong drink, coming up little lady!*Prepares a drink consisting of every alcoholic beverage in the cafe* Here you are. Little heads up, it has every alcoholic beverages have.
I worry about her too
*Whipers* give me the card I'll act like I found it on the floor.
*you guys leave, I'll keep here distracted here*
You got it Ms. Gassi.

*walks to the counter and makes a non-alcoholic Cervic Spike*
*turns to yuno*
You strike me as the type of girl who'll do anything for the man you love, yes?
*nods* 'Mkay. *slips the card to Hibki*
*takes the drink* Wow I'll have to bring Yuki here if you don't ID. *takes a sip*
*Walks by Yuno and drops the card under her table* Hey Yuno what's that at your feet?
*storms down*
WHERE IS MY BAG OF GUUUUNS?
@YunoGassi We're pretty chill about that stuff. Im 18 and I drink bottles of whisky, so there's that
*whispers* Good idea
I'm sorry miss yuno... I have... archery practice. yeah... late-night archery practice... I-i'll seeya! *zooms out shouting nopenopenopenopeNopenopenopenopeSOMUCHNOPE!*
*follows Dahlia*
*Drinks more* Huh its a calling card. *she reads the card* *Screaming* Is this a goddamn prank!? I don't take pranks well! *passes out drunk*
I am 457 years old and the strongest drinks like 20 Cervic Spikes makes me drunk.
*walks back in*
...At least she passed out. Let's get outta here before she wakes up and gets mad.
We can go now
*leans against the door, hidden from sight*
Tomorrow we have to steal her heart right Joker?
Well, I hope that buys them time...
Go steal that heart guys!
@HibkiKuze That is how that song and dance goes
Ok...
Tomorrow sounds good. See ya guys! *walks out*
Ok we meet up tomorrow and we do this thing. Should we like tie her up in the attic or something?
What's wrong with her? She seems nice.
hold on, i gotta get a new bow... i don't think mine will cut it in terms of damage output...
One word Hunter. Yandere
... yande-what?
Don't you worry, I'll take good care of her.
Someone took my bag of guns.
I am not pleased.