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Jokerboi
@Tatsuya Understandable. Ira grinds my gears, personally
Tatsuya
Yeah I hate you too. Glad we had this talk.
The_Hunter
Isn't that adorable?
Nyarly
So, does somebody want to be a mindless puppet?

I'll make everyone here into one regardless, but I like to have opinions from time to time.
Tatsuya
No you won't and nobody does. Go away Nyarlathotep.
Starwaddle
Ah, I need to order something. Can I have a few coffees and a few currys? I need to be somewhere soon.
Jokerboi
@Nyarly No. Do you wanna get shit in the face. I'll do it anyway, but I like getting opinions
Nyarly
I'll be back and you know it.

Someday.

When Atlus finally remembers me.
Jokerboi
Shot
Jokerboi
OOC: DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT
Tatsuya
Atlus? The hell you talking about. *Shakes his head* Well whatever we'll stop ya like we always do.
The_Hunter
OOC: that is the best misspelling Joker xD
Starwaddle
I think he knows how to break the fourth wall...
Shadowgear
The hell's the "fourth wall"?
Starwaddle
Look it up on the internet.
Tatsuya
Oh so he's like Liam. Or Deadpool. I block that from my mind though lest it drive me mad.
The_Hunter
The 4th wall is having full awareness that you are in a continuity. Like Deadpool.
Tatsuya
Hunter don't​ explain it. Now I'm thinking about it. *Shudders* just want I needed.
Starwaddle
...and can I have my order?
Nana-chan
*as Nana-chan falls asleep, time resumes ant the Marbles fall to the floor*

sleepy...
Shadowgear
Sounds like it's not something you should break.
The_Hunter
What do want to order Star?
Starwaddle
A few coffees and a few currys. Something came up and I need to check it out.
The_Hunter
*hands Star 5 cups od coffee and 3 plates of curry*

Here you go.
Nyarly
I do recomend the Curry, there's parts of me in there.
Shadowgear
Ewww!
Jokerboi
Oh gross
Starwaddle
Fuck you Had, and thank you. *Takes the food and leaves*
Starwaddle
*Nar. Autocorrect you bitch.
Nyarly
Just a friendly reminder I'll make you all into my puppets to make you destroy your own world!
Shadowgear
Can we kill this guy?
The_Hunter
...

*vomits into the nearest garbage can*
Nyarly
Yes, that worked so well for little Suou and his friends!

Hey, Suou! Remember when you almost led the world to ruin because you were a selfish ass?

It was hilarious!
Near
L when will you marry this woman?
Ryuzaki
Near!
Near
I'm curious
Tatsuya
Nyarly we still won. It cost us but I'm the end we won. *He stares Nyarlathotep* Besides I'm not sure you're even my world's Nyarlathotep. You remember the time after that I came back and sealed you away?
Ryuzaki
Near, the time will come just be patient
Nyarly
Don't worry for now, this is just a puppet I forced to make an account on this site. What, do you think my madness doesn't go though that poor excuse for a seal?

I'm here. I always will be.

I will come back, and that day, you will die.

It's a promise.
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya Is this guy giving you trouble, Tats. Say the word and I'll mess him up
Tatsuya
It's fine Joker. Besides we don't fight not in Leblanc.
Near
No one fights here
Shadowgear
Learned that the hard way.
Near
Consequences always follow if you break the rules
Jokerboi
Never said I was gonna fight in here....
Jokerboi
I would've taken him outside/ somewhere else
Tatsuya
Fair enough Joker. But he isn't worth the effort we have a much worse Nyarly about.
Near
Noted
Migrant
*Enters* So apparently there's Mementos Exploration Team now. With a hideout and everything.
Shadowgear
Sounds...

I got nothing.
Kotone Shiomi
*drinks tea*
Migrant
It's interesting considering what might be down there...
Mako-chan
*casually slides into Kotone's booth*

How's it going?
Near
I'm not interested in that *turns around and starts playing with his toys*
Kotone Shiomi
Theres a lot of explorer teams.
I like the wigglytuff guild.
Kotone Shiomi
@Mako-chan Hello~
Shadowgear
*Faintly, in the background* I get that reference!
Near
Don't try anything funny Mako-chan!
Migrant
OOC: Yoom-TAH!

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Well that's nice but I think most of us are interested.
Mako-chan
I'm in heaven right now. Currently sipping a Mexican Coke and waiting for my flight home. I got a bunch of white chocolate Kit Kats and orange Tic Tacs which. So many good things.
Mako-chan
@Near

Even if I tried something funny, you wouldn't get the joke. You never had much of a sense of humor.
Nana-chan
*wakes up*
huh... where...
Shadowgear
Buuuurn!
Shadowgear
Oh hi Nana-chan, do you want to see the fridge now?
Katsuya
*Comes out from under the counter*
-
I feel like I slept through a huge mess today...
Kotone Shiomi
Ah yes the fabled white kitkats.
A legend for the ages.
Nyarly
"Katsuya"? Like little Suou's brother? AH!

Ooooh, this is going to be fun.
Nana-chan
It's the violent guy again...
*Sees Mako-chan*
Ooh! Kitty!
*runs up and pets Mako-chan*
Tatsuya
*Sits up from his table* Oh hey guy with the same name as my brother.
Kotone Shiomi
Yes all the petting.
Shadowgear
DO YOU WANT TO GET IN THE FRIDGE OR NOT?!
Nana-chan
Ta-chi! The violent guy is yelling at me!
Mako-chan
@Kotone Shiomi

Like, I can't find them in America unfortunately.

@Nana-chan

Yay! Tiny Nyanya!

*purrs and rubs her head against Nana's hand*
Kazuya
*Walks in as he yawns*

Good day everyone, hope you're all doing great this beautiful summer day...!
Katsuya
[OOC: Believe it or don't, I actually wanted to Roleplay as the Katsuya from Persona 2 when I first joined the Phan-Site]
-
[IC]: "I have no idea who you're talking about! There's only one Katsuya as great as I!"
*Stylishly poses*
Tsugumi-Chan
*walks back in, dispelling any doppelganger of self* I'm back~ I had to get something from my apartment.
Nyarly
I don't even need to make you people crazy! You're already plenty mad by yourself! It's almost beautiful!

Hey, Suou! You know what else is beautiful?

Scorched Earth!
Mako-chan
Wtf auto correct turns Ikr into like
Mako-chan
@Nyarly

There's this girl who's also named Nyarlythotep. She's cute but her boyfriend is an ass. You know her?
Persona_2
...
Nyarly
I don't deal with impersonators.
Nana-chan
Daddy! *runs to Kazuya and latches on to his leg*
Tatsuya
OOC: Fear lord that would be both awesome and very annoying for Tatsuya.

Shadow don't try and make her get in the fridge. *He smirks over at Kaz* Hey Nana-chan look who's here.

And yeah I'm sure Katsuya but my brother also has that name.

Tatsuya
Nyarly are you trying to make me mad? I'm so far past that it isn't funny.
Tatsuya
*he Notices Philemon* Oh hey Phil what's up?
Kotone Shiomi
@Mako-chan What a shame to hear.

@Kazuya Hello mr dude.
Tsugumi-Chan
Um... Did I...miss anything while I was away?
Kotone Shiomi
Probably not.
Nyarly
Phiiiil! Phil, Phil, Philemon, my favorite son of a bitch! I'm going to kill you so hard one day!
Tsugumi-Chan
*slowly walks past Nyarly towards L and Near's booth*
Kazuya
Huh?

*He looks down and smiles gently at her*

Hey, I'm Kazuya! But I'm sorry...you must've had me confused with someone else...!

*He chuckles*

You do look like one of my friends though...tell me, what is your name, little girl?
Tatsuya
Kill him? Nyarly the only reason you aren't dead is because he's not a cheating bastard who hands out the power of being his avatar like you.

If he were well we all know who's really stronger.
Tatsuya
It's Nana Kaz. She's your kid with Nanaka from another future.
Kotone Shiomi
Tatsuya stop picking fights~
Nyarly
Shut up, *human*.
Tatsuya
Kotone it's Nyarlathotep. Trust me he'll pick his own fights. And I already said I don't fight in here so don't bug me about it.
Starwaddle
*suddenly appears* can I kick Nar in the nuts? You know...because why not?
Nyarly
Good luck finding them! They might actually be in the curry for all I know!
Shadowgear
Ewwww!
Nana-chan
Silly Daddy! Nana won't fall for that joke again!
Katsuya
What perfect timing for me to wake up just before all the action goes down! Someone throw a punch already!
Starwaddle
...*punches Nar in the face* we aren't having a repeat. *Suddenly disappears*
Nyarly
... How did she do that?! HOW?!
Tatsuya
*shakes his head* Violent is strictly against Leblanc code.
Kotone Shiomi
Just horrible manners all round.
Tsugumi-Chan
*thinks* "Oh my god, Nana's so cute"
Tatsuya
It's Star Nyarly nobody knows
Kazuya
*He blinks a couple of times*

Nana? Why are you so small now...? Is that one of your powers or something...?
Nyarly
... Is that your friend, Suou?
Tatsuya
Eh she's something of a friend. But she's also insane so I'm not totally sure myself.
Near
How old are you Nana-chan?
Starwaddle
*suddenly reappears* I am a goddess. Teleportation comes with the job.
Nyarly
Good! The crazier she is, the easier she'll be controlled.
Starwaddle
Good luck with that. I'm so insane that I'm impossible to control...also I have bullshit powers so...yeah good luck.
Nyarly
Well, then...

Let's make a bet, shall we?
Starwaddle
Okay. What are the terms?
The_Hunter
*walks back in*

Hello
Nyarly
I'll flip a coin.

Heads, I take your soul and you become my puppet.

Tails, humanity dies!
Starwaddle
...how about heads I punch you in the face again, and tails you run away before a summon my RPG?
Nyarly
*Flips the coin*

Oops, it's tails. Bye, humans!
Shadowgear
Uuuuuh, Phil?
Starwaddle
Meh, okay. I'm a goddess, so it doesn't concern me!
Kotone Shiomi
Well that was fun.
Shadowgear
Mister Philemon, could you please help in some way?
Nyarly
Hey, Suou! Suuuuuou? It's your last moments!
Katsuya
You know, with all these people who could destroy humanity, and with a button that has the power to reset/destroy the Nexus, you'd think we'd have a better defense system against these types of threats.
Starwaddle
Yeah, you'd think.
Shadowgear
Why is butterfly man not here when we nee- Oh, right.
Tatsuya
Meh he's all talk.
Tsugumi-Chan
*accidentally sneezes ash on Nyarly* Oops!
Tatsuya
My last moments? Nyarly no it isn't. *He grins cheerfully​* I can't die to you or anyone I have to see Maya again!
Nyarly
Ah ah ah yeah sadly I can't kil you all right now.

Don't forget, though! It will happen one day.


Sleep tight!
Shadowgear
Well, that's... Reassuring.
Tatsuya
Relax he's bad news sure but we can beat him... Let's be positive.
Tsugumi-Chan
*sighs, sitting down, levitates a large metal box from behind counter with Polarity, setting it on the booth's table*
The_Hunter
*notices the cloud of ash*

I thought that if you become the Maiden you got the problem taken care of?
Shadowgear
*Hears "Maiden"*

HIKAWA?!
Tsugumi-Chan
*smiles sheepishly* Well, I thought so, as well, but I guess not. It probably will get rid of that problem, but maybe it'll take time, you know?
Tsugumi-Chan
Hikawa? Who?
The_Hunter
And Lady Mariah is upstairs but is asleep. Yeah ever since I got her out of the Hunter's Nightmare she has been having twelve hour sleeps like she is having a coma or something...

*finishes his ponytail to make it look like Widowmaker*

How do I look?
Kotone Shiomi
*sighs*
Well this was fun.
*Gets up and leaves*
Ryuzaki
You look good
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods* You look great in a ponytail!
Nana-chan
Daddy?
Ryuzaki
Ponytails on girls get me turned on for some reason
The_Hunter
... okay this things coming off then...
-Reaper-
*walks in* Hey
The_Hunter
sup Reaper?
Kazuya
I'm not "Daddy" l-like I said, I'm Kazuya...

*He kneels in front fo her with his eyes closed*
-Reaper-
What's going on here?
Tsugumi-Chan
*blushes, fidgeting with end of ponytail* R-Ryuzaki-kun..!
-Reaper-
Nothing much Hunter
Ryuzaki
Oh sorry Pyrrha!
-Reaper-
*starts brewing some coffee*
Near
L please say those things to Pyrrha-san ALONE
Near
I'm too young to be exposed to this!
-Reaper-
*laughs*
Tsugumi-Chan
*still blushing, she reaches over to the box on the table, opening it, revealing a Fantasia Cake: Click to load jpeg image (size - 12 kb) *
H-Here... I made this for you, L.
-Reaper-
*pours*
Nana-chan
Kazuya is Daddy! *pouts*
-Reaper-
*sits down*
The_Hunter
So I got this nifty weapon that I got from... Vladof is that the name?

*puts a long barrel sniper with a drum mag on the counter*

Any questions on what this is?
-Reaper-
*puts on headphones*
Jokerboi
Nope
Kazuya
*Points at himself*

But...but I don't really have children...
...
Who are...no, from where are you? Why don't you uh..."remind" me of our family? What can you tell me about home?
Ryuzaki
Oh thank you! Please have some with me
Shadowgear
@The_Hunter

It's MINE
The_Hunter
Pyrrh take out Akouo. I need some target practice with Vladof sniper.
Tsugumi-Chan
*smiles* Okay. *cuts a slice for Ryuzaki, handing him a the plate* here you are, Ryuzaki-kun~ *proceeds to slice a piece for self*
Nana-chan
Daddy and mommy and Nana live in Valhalla. Daddy is Kazuya, mommy is Nanaka, Nana was named after mommy. Sometimes uncle Ta-chi visits and brings Nana some pretty stones, and every weekend we go to LeBlanc!
Jokerboi
@Kazuya Congarts on being a dad?
-Reaper-
She is from a different timeline i think
Tsugumi-Chan
*takes out Akouo, hands it to Hunter* Let's get one thing straight, though. If you break Akouo beyond my repair, I will kill you in the most agonizing ways possible. Got it? *smiles innocently at Hunter* So be careful~!
Kazuya
Nanaka...?

*His face is now white as snow*

...
....
I.....
I am....a father....
I mean, she's technically my daughter...s-she has my blood after all, even if she's from another world and time but....
.....
...Wow, just....wow.
Ryuzaki
Thanks! *he kisses Pyrrah on the cheek and then eats the slice*
Near
You are very lucky L
-Reaper-
*claps*
Tatsuya
Hey kid when I visit does anyone come with me?
Tsugumi-Chan
*smiles and eats her slice*
Ryuzaki
(I just got the take your heart edition for P5!)
The_Hunter
...Pyrrha... I got it reinforced, so don't worry it.

*put the shield up on the wall and aims at it with the Vladof sniper*

Nothing to worry about.

*fires it but it was automatic so all six bullets fliest at the shield and all of them got flatten and drop to the ground*

OOOooo... that is some crisp shooting. S~

*a random seventh bullet hits him on the head dead center*
Nana-chan
Hmm? Nuh uh. Auntie Maya comes with you sometimes.
-Reaper-
(Congrats)
Tsugumi-Chan
(Nice, hon! I want that one so bad, but I already spent my student cheque :'|)

Umm... Hunter? You okay?
The_Hunter
*walks in with a bad headache*

WHO the hell shot me in the head?!!
Tsugumi-Chan
*continues to eat the cake, fork in mouth as she shrugs, making an 'I dunno' noise*
Ryuzaki
(If only you were here with me)
Jokerboi
You did....
The_Hunter
*lets out a sigh and swallows ten advil pills*

At least I like this gun.

*holsters it on his back*
Tsugumi-Chan
(I know... Oh, speaking of P5, that reminds me! I did a presentation for my Design and multimedia class on P5, and ended up getting an A. I am like, super happy about it)
Broccoli
Please respect Japan's gun laws, nyu.
Nana-chan
*grabs Kazuya's leg.*
Daddy? Are you ok? You got all white... when Nana gets all white you take Nana to the doctor....
Does daddy need to go to the doctor?
Ryuzaki
(Good job babe!)
Kazuya
*He pats her in the head*

It's...okay little girl, it's just hard to take from one moment to another...

*He sighs*

I'll be fine...
Nana-chan
Ehehe. Nana loves you daddy!
The_Hunter
*notices a giant hole in the window*

DAMN IT BRADOR... STOP TRYING TO GET MY BLOOD!!! AH my head!!

*eats a packed of antidotes to clear up his headache*
Ryuzaki
(I'm proud of you hon!)
Tsugumi-Chan
(Thanks, babe~)
-Reaper-
*sips coffee*
Kazuya
*He nods and then...passes out*
Shadowgear
So, Kazuya. Do you mind if I put your daughter in a fridge?
-Reaper-
And he passed out..... Great
Shadowgear
Oh, come on! Just when I ask my question!
Ryuzaki
(It is rare for me to get A's but I'm impressed)
The_Hunter
I am going to outside to have a breath of fresh air.

*walks out of the cafe*
Tsugumi-Chan
(Aw, thanks hon~)
Nana-chan
Daddy? DADDY! DON'T DIE DADDY!
*starts crying and shaking him*
Broccoli
Poke him with a stick, nyu.
-Reaper-
He is not dead....
Tsugumi-Chan
*walks over and kneels next to Nana-Chan* Nana, he's okay, he's just... A bit overwhelmed.
Ryuzaki
(I love you too much)
Kazuya
*He slowly wakes up*

Hey Nana...I had the craziest dream...you and I had a kid and she looks just like you, but smaller and...
...
Why are you smaller...?
Broccoli
Is this Harvest Moon nyu?
-Reaper-
It was not a dream....
Tsugumi-Chan
(I love you too, babe~)
Shadowgear
Ah ah, this is gonna be awkward.
Nana-chan
Daddy! *hugs* Nana thought daddy died!
*still crying*
Near
[L it's time to stop]
Tsugumi-Chan
*smiles at Nana, stands up, walking back over to booth, rests head on L's shoulder*
Jokerboi
(Same)
Shadowgear
Are the two lovebirds going to get themselves a quiet place *far* from the kid soon?
Ryuzaki
What kid?
Tsugumi-Chan
*takes out Milo, transforming it into a javelin, pointing it at Shadowgear* You will not touch that sunshine child, or else your head will be on this javelin like a kebab.
Tsugumi-Chan
Shadowgear is talking about Nana-Chan.
Kazuya
C'mon don't cry!

*He wipes her tears and hugs her*

Try to smile, it's not hard!

*He smiles at her*

Nana-chan
*sniffle* Daddy's ok? Daddy's not gonna die?
Shadowgear
Hey, I gave up on the whole fridge business. I'm just sayin'. Get a room, you two.
Kazuya
I'm not going to die, don't worry!
...
.....
Wait no, I'm Kaz, not "Daddy".
Ryuzaki
Fine by me
Nana-chan
Daddy is daddy....

*smiles*
Like this daddy?
Near
L you are threatening our innocence
Kazuya
I don't know if I'll be able to believe it but...

*His smiles gets widder*

No, try to do it like this!

*He points at his own smile*
Nana-chan
*smiles bigger*
Tsugumi-Chan
*blushes, putting Milo away, leaning into L* Sh-shush, you...
Shadowgear
Get. A. Room. FAR from the kid.
Kazuya
*He tousles her hair as he laughs*

Yes, just like that!
Not only will you look happy, you'll also look cuter!
Ryuzaki
*whispers* ok but do you wanna do what he says?
Near
I never imagined L like this
Tsugumi-Chan
*blushes redder* Okay... only if you're okay with it, though~
Migrant
Hmm... fairly quiet day it seems.

Oh well, that's better than the alternative.
Shadowgear
Heard he's got a thing for feet.
Nana-chan
Ehehe! Yay!
Ryuzaki
Of couse I'm fine with it!
Near
Shadowgear that's really creepy
Shadowgear
I know.
Tsugumi-Chan
*kisses L's cheek* then, shall we? *smiles cutely*
Ryuzaki
Yeah
Shadow_Grim
*laugh*
Shadowgear
Oh great, another Shadow.
Shadow_Grim
You are correct!
Migrant
Who's are you and why are you here?
Tsugumi-Chan
*kisses Ryu, standing up* Where shall we take this, then~?
Shadow_Grim
My name is not important
Kirusu
Hey, when does this place close?
Migrant
Never. At least until the cognition changes and another Leblanc appears below this one.

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OOC: I will make that insanity canon if its the last thing I do.
Kirusu
Damn, looks like nobody's gonna hear me sing then
Ryuzaki
A hotel
Near
Ryu don't leave me behind!
Shadow_Grim
*laughs*
Kirusu
I'll take a cup of coffee to go
Tsugumi-Chan
*she grabs L's arm, a seemingly innocent smile on her face* Then, lead the way, L-kun~
Shadowgear
You leave before I freeze your face with my Persona.
Shadow_Grim
*ignores*
Nana-chan
Daddy! Let's play a game!
Ryuzaki
Ok but I need to take Near too
Near
Yay!
Shadowgear
Kazuya, take the kid to somewhere safe. This is gonna get ugly.
Jokerboi
@Kazuya If you ever need help with the kid, I'm a certified babysitter. Friends gotta help friends out, right?
Jokerboi
@Shadowgear TAKE IT OUTSIDE BUD
-Reaper-
*wakes up* whoa who is that shadow guy?
Kazuya
A game? What kind of game?
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods* fine with me, Ryuzaki-kun!
Ryuzaki
*walks outside with Pyrrah in one arm and Near in the other*
(do you mind making the thread cause I'm in the dungeon in P5 so I might take a while for me to respond, sorry babe)
Nana-chan
Let's play.....
Umm.... Nana doesn't remember.....
Shadowgear
OOC: Outside Thread ready to go
Tsugumi-Chan
(Okie doke)
Ryuzaki
(Thanks)
Shadowgear
OOC: No, I mean to fight the Shadow!
Tsugumi-Chan
(Here we are, boys: https://phansite.net/forum/topic.php?topic=7548 )
Jokerboi
Hey, I'm gonna follow those two, make sure they don't do something suspicious
*proceeds to follow Pyrrah and L*
Kazuya
*He laughs*

And why not? It was just a moment ago.
Starwaddle
Everyone! Drinks are on me! To the Mementos Exploration Squadron! *Starts chugging a bottle of wine*
Migrant
Oh, you're part of that group? I stopped by your hideout earlier but everyone seemed to be gone.
Starwaddle
Yeah, there was a bit of trouble. Tartarus came back, so that's something.
Kuroumi
We were in Tartarus.
*Drinks some wine*
Nana-chan
Umm. Nana just wants to cuddle now....
Migrant
Hmm.... something tells me Tartarus might be a red herring.
Kazuya
I mean, we can...but only if you tell me about your life and...well, that kind of thing.
Starwaddle
Well, whatever is going on, it's the job of the Mementos Exploration Squadron to find out what it is. Also, I'm starting to think I might have to rename it...oh well, that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Nana-chan
Nana told daddy everything...
Migrant
You could just call it Protectors of the Nexus, like the rest of us.
Kazuya
No, what I mean is...how was my life...will...well, is my life with your mother? I'm kind of curious.
But...you're too young, you probably don't know how me and your mother got together...

*He laughs awkwardly*

I'm so nervous...
Starwaddle
Well, yeah...but it's for the dungeon divers and the like. I honestly like the idea, and anyone can join if they want, be they new or old. It's a new thing, you know?
The_Hunter
*emerges behind the counter*

Hey guys
Kuroumi
Where did you come from, Hunter?
Kirusu
I never got my coffee...

*Single tear runs down cheek*
Katsuya
*Crawling out from behind the fridge*
Hunter, I hope you aren't trying to steal the way I enter Leblanc, now.
The_Hunter
uuhh... Tartarus... and I used my Bold Hunters mark.

*this presents a slip of paper of the Hunter's Emblem http://i.imgur.com/BUGQRvB.jpg *
The_Hunter
*gives Kirusu his cup of coffee*
-Lucifer-
*Enters through a portal*

Blood wine please? *Smiles cutely*