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George_Jackman
*bursts into the room*

I heard a cry for help and couldn't resist the urge to solve the problem. Now then, who was crying and why?
Pancake_Knight
Walks into leblanc*
Hi guys im just gonna sit here!
*sits in a booth
Starwaddle
Hi Lucifer! I made the Mementos Exploration Squadron!
Kazuya
*Sighs*

And now, Lucifer.
Migrant
Oh.... everyone just kinda walked in at once.... from different entrances...
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Ara? Did you bring me back a gift?

@Kazuya
Hi Oniichan!
Nana-chan
Uhh... daddy was super happy with mommy...

*She starts fiddling with something in her pocket.*
Kirusu
Ah George_Jackman, you may have detected the single tear running down my cheek, it's all good now though, I've got my coffee


But not my wallet


*A pair of tears runs down cheeks*
Starwaddle
Yup. Here you go. *Hands @-Lucifer- a Mabufudyne card* it's not much, but I found it while walking around.
George_Jackman
*laughs*

Its not quite like that, my young masked friend. Think of it more like we all successfully got through the same door at once, thanks to my fantastic dramatic entry.
George_Jackman
@Kirusu

Do you know what happened to your wallet? Perhaps have something related to it? I believe I may be able to help find it for you.
Kazuya
Don't call me Oniichan, don't try to act cute with me! My name is Kazuya, Kazuya I say!

*He sighs with annoyance before turning to his...daughter*

At least it doesn't look like I died this time...
Kirusu
I probably left it at home...




...Or at the laundromat...
Pancake_Knight
Hey Hunter,do you mind passing me a bottle of syrup? Im quite thirsty!
George_Jackman
Do you have a description of this wallet? If so I may be able to find it rather quickly. After all, I am a hero of justice, such a simple task would be easy for one such as I.
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Ohh, Starry-chan is so thoughtful and nice! *Giggles and hugs her*

@Kazuya
Why are you being mean, Oniichan...? Do you wanna hurt me again?
Nana-chan
*looks at Lucifer*
Onii-chan? You aren't an auntie...
Kazuya
Of course not, I just don't appreciate you calling me that, it feels kinda...weird...Lucy.
Just call me Kazuya or Kaz or something, I dunno.
Starwaddle
*hugs @-Lucifer- back*
-Lucifer-
@Nana-chan
For you, I can be. *Smirks*
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Has Homura-chan been around...?

@Kazuya
Kazu-nii?
Kirusu
My wallet is black, or dark brown, maybe... I shouldn't have gotten that new wallet... Do I even have the money to pay for coffee...
Pancake_Knight
Im sure Hunter can let 1 coffee go! @Kirusu
George_Jackman
*stares at Kirusu*

That's a rather poor description of your wallet. It would be most difficult to locate, but I have some method of gaining clues, if you are willing to cooperate.
Nana-chan
? What's she mean daddy?
Starwaddle
No. I haven't seen her since the tower... I'll keep an eye out for her.
Kazuya
*He sighs, but then laughs*

Alright, I guess that's better.
The_Hunter
*hands Kirusu another coffee cup*

It's for free.
Kazuya
Don't worry about it, darling. Lucy is just making bad jokes.
Robin-K
*Walks in*
Heard you guys were hanging out here..
Nana-chan
Lucy? Ok....
George_Jackman
*waves at Robin*

Greetings, young man. I was attempting to find young Kirusu's wallet, for no job is too small for a true hero such as myself
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
If you see her, tell her I will still grant her wish when we meet again.

@Kazuya
Yay! Kazu-nii!

@Robin-K
It's always fun here. *Smirks*
Robin-K
Heard you guys went into Tartarus.
What occured?
Shadowwaifuaigis
*walks in and pours herself some tea*
Ugh
That fucking tower...
Starwaddle
Okay. *Rank up...what is this? 7? 8? Meh, seven is good. Also, you got the Fool rank two, and Star rank one. Have fun with that.* Huh...neat.
George_Jackman
*turns to shadowwaifuaigis and begins scolding*

Now now, watch your language. There are children in the room. We must be considerate of others, no matter how frustrated you may be.
Starwaddle
Not much, just a few strong shadows and... that's it. The Mementos Exploration Squadron was a good idea.
Robin-K
Again, that tower?
I missed out on the party so can gimme a run down on what happened?
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Starry-chan, did your boobies get bigger?
Nana-chan
Daddy! *raises arms* Cuddles!
Robin-K
So nothing big then huh?
Shadowwaifuaigis
..... Did I ask for the opinion of the peanut gallery?
And trust me, I could of said a lot worse, but didn't.
The_Hunter
*an outside force begins to yell*

MUDAMUDAMUDA MUDA!!!

*he hears a voice and looks up*

Did anyone hear that?
Starwaddle
Uh...yeah, I think? I'm a growing goddess...I guess.
Kazuya
Alright, alright...

*He lifts her up and hugs her*

How old are you, anyway?
George_Jackman
*looks at Aigis confused*

The peanut gallery? I'm afraid this cafe does not have a section for peanuts specifically. And what you could have done is not nearly as important as what you did. So if you would, apologize to the child for your language.

*gestures to Nana-chan*
Starwaddle
Nope, just a few strong shadows and two very strong shadows. If we didn't go in with such a big group, then we would not be as okay as we are now.
Robin-K
What's so special about this cafe anyway?
It seems everybody who knows the supernatural goes here...
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
You grow fast! *poke*
Nana-chan
Nana's... ummm... six!
The_Hunter
Wait a minuet... that's my stand.

*snaps his fingers and his stand The World appears practicing his rapid punches*
Starwaddle
Hehe, thanks. I've been working on my image.
Shadowwaifuaigis
Ok
I'll apologize
Hey kid, sorry you have to put up with a guy that obviously has a stick up his butt within your general area.
Kazuya
Six, huh?

*He smiles gently*

Do you know how old mom and dad are?
George_Jackman
*clears throat*

While I appreciate you limiting your language, you know that is not what I meant when asking you to apologize. Please, try again.
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
I can tell! *giggles* What else are you gonna upgrade?
Robin-K
Is this cafe just the gathering area of the supernatural?
Certainly seems that way
Shadowwaifuaigis
Nah
I rather not apologize for the same thing twice
It would be tedious.
*sips tea*
Pancake_Knight
@Robin-K well I think its that for some reason Leblanc seems to be a center of magic,im not sure on the details,your going to have to ask @Migrant
Starwaddle
Well, I was thinking about my hips...
Jokerboi
*Walks back in*
Yo everyone, what's*sees Lucifer*
What the hell?! Not you!
The_Hunter
*hands Robin a cup of coffee*

Here you go and it's on the house too.
Kazuya
You don't have to worry about it, George.
George_Jackman
*laughs*

Its no trouble at all, young hero. Just doing my job. Anyways.

*turns to Aigis*

It seems you are having a rather bad time today. Perhaps you would like to share with someone?
Niko
*niko enters the cafe with the lightbulb

heellooo~!

i'm niko!
Robin-K
*Glances at The_Hunter*
Thanks.
*Casually starts the drinking the coffee before glancing over to Star*
How old are you?
Nana-chan
Daddy's umm... *holds up 2 fingers, then 6*
The_Hunter
Hello Niko, can I get you something to drink?
George_Jackman
*waves to Niko*

Greetings, young citizen. Glad to see some more new faces around these parts, I was starting to think there weren't any ordinary people here...
Robin-K
IF you are the same age as I am then it might be understandable you're still getting growth
Niko
*Niko looks at @The_Hunter and got shocked

D-don't eat me! i'm bad at taste!

*Niko's hands are shaking
Pancake_Knight
Hello there Niko! Hunter get this cat a coffee please!
Shadowwaifuaigis
Trust me, you would be having a bad time too if a traumatic experience from your past suddenly popped up when you thought it was gone for good... I wish I could tear it down myself.
Pancake_Knight
Dont worry he's really nice! The baking is amazing as well!
Robin-K
Hmm...
Anyway...
*Looks over to George*
What's your role around these parts?
The_Hunter
Well believe it when I say it Robin, I am 458 years old but got the look of 28 years old.
Jokerboi
Are we just cool with allowing Lucifer, who almost killed all of us, in here?
Starwaddle
@Robin-K I'm 50... you'd think that I'd be older, but I'm very young for a goddess.
Niko
*niko stopped from shaking

oh really, if that's so, why he is scary?

*niko turns to @George_Jackman

i'm the Messiah here, i have the lightbulb which it is the sun!

*niko turns to @Pancake_Knight

i came to eat pancakes because i'm hungry.
George_Jackman
*laughs, then clears his throat*

You see, young lady, the past is never really gone. It will always be a part of us. But that is no reason to fear or hate it. Accepting our mistakes is an important part of growing, both as a hero, and as a citizen. Without the trials of our past, we would be nothing. I believe that I understand this more than anyone else...
The_Hunter
*looks confused*

Me eating you... that'll actually ruin the cafe's and my image. Besides I work hear, if my manager heard about that I would be fired on the spot.
Robin-K
Lots of misleading appearances in comparison to their actual age huh?
Kazuya
So that means...
...

*He covers his face in embarrassment*

Now I'm curious though...
Do you know when mommy and daddy fell in love with eachother?
Also...how did you end up here, Nana?
Pancake_Knight
Ha! A person who takes after me! Here I have pancakes!
*pulls out a backpack full of pancakes
Have as many as you like!
The_Hunter
Yeah Robin and you know the whole loli concept, look young but is older than you thought... that applies to me. Plus Niko... why would I ever do that?
Pancake_Knight
I thought lolis were just really young girls?
Niko
because your look.... it is scary!
Nana-chan
Mommy said it was love at first sight!

What's that mean?
Inari
*Inari is sleeping in his own booth with three empty pitchers*
The_Hunter
... I was born in a city near to Yharnam in the 1590's... I still got the looks of young teenager...
Pancake_Knight
Inari! When did you get here friend!
Jokerboi
But really, we gonna let Lucifer stay in here? All right...
Jokerboi
@Inari Fox! Long time no see, buddy. How the hell are ya?
Niko
*niko surprised after this


but how?

i was born in 20XX and my mom raised me and playing to the garden.
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Oh! So Starry-chan wants a big butt?

@Jokerboi
Not me? Do you dislike me, Oniichan? *Frowns sadly*
Kazuya
"Love at first sight" is when two people look at eachother and fall in love immediately.
I think that's it...
George_Jackman
*turns to Joker*

You see, young lad. It is proper for a hero to allow all to participate. And besides, the young lady hasn't done anything wrong after all. It would be rude to kick her out.
Nana-chan
But that doesn't make sense? Daddy said love is made by spending time with each other....
Inari
*Wakes up*
I think I came in here last night and ordered three pitchers of milk tea... then I fell asleep.
The_Hunter
Sorry about that Niko. I usually hide my face for identity reasons. But I can look more friendly.

*switches out his worn out hat to his mentor's brimmed hat*

Much better?
Starwaddle
Yeah. I mean, it's good already, but I want a better one...
Pancake_Knight
M-milk tea? You should go home if your not feeling well Inari!
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman No need to be so formal dude. Besides, you don't get it. This girl was trying to kill us all a couple days ago!

@Lucifer *flustered by her comment* N-no, it's not that, it's just that I'm a little worried since you know... You almost killed us a couple days ago... but I mean, if you're cool now, it's fine. Cheer up!
Robin-K
Love at first sight. Seems unbelievable to me...
I don't put much trust in stuff like that...
Niko
*Niko laughed a little

you look funny, and adorable, what's your name mister?
Kazuya
Now, I don't know what happened between those two...but that's right, love can only bloom when two people share a strong bond, and that takes time...

*He pats her on the head*

Now I'm curious to know what happened...
Anyway, you shouldn't trust your mother that much, she can be...well...weird.
-Lucifer-
@Starwaddle
Oh! We should compare sometime! *Giggles*

@Jokerboi
Ara? I wasn't trying to kill you, Oniichan. Just transform the Nexus into a land of chaos.
The_Hunter
*hands Niko a cup of tea*

My name is Hunter Valentine, it's nice to meet you.
George_Jackman
*looks between Joker and Lucifer*

I'm sorry. What? You're saying that adorable little girl attempted to kill everyone, and somehow I was left unnotified? NO ONE felt the need to tell me the world was ending.
3xcal1bur
Hey there, what's happening?
Nana-chan
But... she's mommy... and daddy loves mommy...
Starwaddle
Yeah, we should. Oh, how are those recipes working out for you?
imtherealklib
*Walks in to the cafe, stretching and yawning.*

Haaaaaaaaa~!! Good morning or afternoon or evening everyone!!
Niko
I am Niko, by the way, how did you know my name?

is this because i'm the messiah here for the saving the world?
Kazuya
Y-Yes...mommy and daddy love eachother very much.
The_Hunter
You called out your name and I picked it up.
Niko
how mister valen?
Kirusu
My wallet has this logo on it

http://i.imgur.com/1NSDvUz.jpg

Also thank The_Hunter for the free cup
Robin-K
I wasn't saying that your parents don't love each other.
I myself just can't believe in loving with first glance.
Love is different for everyone.
Don't fret too much on my words..
-Lucifer-
@George_Jackman
I wasn't trying to destroy the world! Just the order of the world. *Pouts*

@Starwaddle
Wonderful. Though... I undercooked an elder thing and it attacked me... Morgana likes the final dish though!
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman Yep, as she just stated, she wanted to turn the Nexus into a land of Chaos, essentially trying to wipe the population out to enact this.

@Lucifer You realize that doing that equals killing us, right?
George_Jackman
*looking very confused*

I'm sorry, considering my inability to contact any sort of authorities, I assumed this place didn't HAVE an Order to destroy. And again I ask. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?
The_Hunter
I just used my ears.

*points to his ears*
Nana-chan
Did Daddy love mommy? Daddy never let Nana see mommy... Daddy said mommy was.... but Daddy loves Mommy...

Nana's confused!
-Labrys-
*sits in the corner playing solitaire*

Kazuya...choose your next words...very very carefully...
Starwaddle
Oh...well at least it turned out good. I'm happy to hear about it. Well, I need to get going. See you later, Lucifer! *Leaves*
imtherealklib
*Noticing Nana-chan.*

Oh for the love of God...I thought I told Star no time travel.

*Walks over to Nana-chan.*

Hello little miss!
-Labrys-
Lightning is back today too.
Niko
*Niko looks amazed

wow mister valen, you can hear other mind too?
Kazuya
Huh?

*He looks at her with confusion*

I don't understand, what do you mean? What happened?
Robin-K
*Looking at Labyrs*
I don't believe we've met.
Name is Robin.
Starwaddle
*pops in* I didn't do it! *Pops out*
Jokerboi
@-Labrys- Yo Labby!
BonafideMonafide04
*Walks into LeBlanc*
Oh! Sta-I mean leader! I didn't expect you to be here! You like LeBlanc as well?
Pancake_Knight
Hello bonafide!
-LightningFarron-
*walks in, sheathing sword*

Hello everyone. How are you?
Pancake_Knight
Starwaddle already left,but she might come back
-Lucifer-
@Jokerboi
You're a Wild Card, you're strong, you would be fine.

@George_Jackman
I didn't try to destroy the world! They all beat me up! *Tears up*

@Starwaddle
Wait for me! I wanna compare butts! *Follows her*
Pancake_Knight
Hello! Im fine thanks for asking,how about you!
Nana-chan
Nan's all confused... *pouts and starts fiddling in her pocket again*
Kazuya
*A chill runs down Kazuya spine as he hears Lightnings voice*

CLAIRE...UH...H-HELLO!
Migrant
I think she means your daughter.
The_Hunter
Sorry Niko, I am not telepathic.
Starwaddle
*pops in* speakith my name, and I shall appear...and yeah, drinks are on me. *Pops out*
BonafideMonafide04
Oh, hey Pancake_Knight!
Oh Hunter? Can I get a tea?
BonafideMonafide04
Sweet. Thanks leader.
-LightningFarron-
Hello Love. How are you?

*sits next to Kazuya*
Jokerboi
@-Lucifer-
*Shouting after Lucifer*
You know what you're right! Thanks!

Hey @-LightningFarron-, how are you
Nana-chan
*Sees Lightning* Mo-.... who?
The_Hunter
*hands Mona a cup of tea*

Here you go.
Kirusu
http://i.imgur.com/8zp2k1S.jpg

No wait, this was the logo...

And I'm 90% sure
--Morgana--
Hi all!! I think I want something exotic today~!
George_Jackman
*turns to Kirusu*

I'm sorry young man, I seem to be a little busy here, give me a few moments then I will look for your wallet.

*turning to Lucifer*

Worry not, young lady. No harm shall befall you as long as great heroes such as myself are around.
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- What's good, my guy
Kazuya
*He blushes and looks away, still holding Nana on his arms*

W-Well...it's a pretty complicated story.
Niko
awwww

*Niko looks down

i'll drink the coffee

*niko takes a sip

it is..... Delicious!

it is great mister vallen, thank you!
imtherealklib
*Noticing Lightning and looking at Nana-chan...shit...*

H-hey! Nana-chan! Want to see a magic trick?

*Kalib proceeds to try doing several coin tricks to distract Nana-chan.*
The_Hunter
*puts out a plot of 100 marinated fatty tuna slices*

Can this count?
Pancake_Knight
Enjoy youself bonafied!
-Lucifer-
@--Morgana--
*Appears behind him and hugs him close* Why hello. *Giggles*

@George_Jackman
Wow, thanks mister! You're like a super hero!
Kazuya
*He turns to Kalib for a moment. His eyes say nothing but "I appreaciate that"*
Nana-chan
Daddy? Who's she?
Niko
ok! time to talk to someone else

*looks at @--Morgana--

is he like me too?

i'll go to him!

*walks to @--Morgana--

hey-loooo! i'm niko!
--Morgana--
Hi Joker!! if you found a soda missing from your backpack, sorry~!
Pancake_Knight
@--Morgana-- umm do you need help?
Migrant
Oh no....
Nana-chan
Nana can do better tricks...
*one of the coins turns into chocolate*
imtherealklib
*Magic tricks intensify.*

Look at this Nana-chan~!

*Kalib begins spinning plates on top of spears, tendrils of darkness can barely be seen helping him keep balance.*
Jokerboi
@-Lucifer- So are you chill now, little lady?
The_Hunter
Klib that is a bad idea...
Akechihop
Yo yo yo, Its Akechihop. Please come and eat.
Shadowwaifuaigis
Well
Things are getting interesting now.
--Morgana--
@Lucifer Ah~! hi Lucy!! *he purrs against her~*

@Niko Hiya!! huh.. I dunno why but I feel like were kindred spirits~
-LightningFarron-
Mhmmm...complicated? Why is that sweetheart?

*pulls out flask and takes a sip*

And who is this cute little girl on your lap?
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- Wait, what? That was my last one! Ugggg, whatever, it's cool
George_Jackman
@-Lucifer-
*laughs*

Well of course I am, young ma'am. An agent of the greatest group on Earth. Though unfortunately It seems it doesn't exist here. But no matter! I shall still do all I can to protect innocents, such as yourself.
Pancake_Knight
Do you do delivery?
Niko
@--Morgana-- yeah, since you do like me, like you aren't a cat, just like me, right?
--Morgana--
What would I need help with, pancake guy? my proficiency is tops~! Im SUPER good with my hands~
Pancake_Knight
Nevermind, its just that lucifer person seems to be a little dangerous!
Jokerboi
@-LightningFarron- A simple hello would have been nice...
Kazuya
She...? Well...her name's Nana...and do you remember that Nanaka that came from a different future? Yeah?
So...this litte girl comes from another future...in which...

*He rubs the back of his head*

Well...this little girl is my daughter...and Nanaka is her mother, apparently.
Nana-chan
*She seems uninterested in the tricks and focuses on Lightning*
I'm Nana. Do you know Daddy?
-Lucifer-
@--Morgana--
Now that I got you... I'm never letting go... *Pulls him closer and smiles*

@Jokerboi
Chill? But it's summer!
Niko
*touches --Morgana--'s hand

so you missed your homeland too? are you?

..oh, what's your name!
imtherealklib
*Kalib crashes to the floor, Leonidas appearing and catching the plates and putting them on the counter. A look in his eyes saying, "I'm sorry Kaz, the rest is up to you."*
Nana-chan
Are you ok mister trick man?
imtherealklib
I'd be lying if I said "yes" little one.

*Kalib stands back up.*

But how did you turn a coin into chocolate? THAT was cool!
Jokerboi
@-Lucifer- Not what i meant, little one. But good joke all the same.
-LightningFarron-
Daddy..? Your daughter? Yes little girl. I am "Daddy"'s girlfriend. We are trying to have our own daughter.

*wraps an arm...tightly...around Kazuya*
Nana-chan
I dunno... Nana's always been able to make things chocolate...
Jokerboi
@Kazuya Oh boy, that's not good....
--Morgana--
@Jokerboi Sorry!! I got cornered by a crazy licking fiend!! I had to offer it SOMETHING or I woulda been a goner!

@Niko No way!! I was just made looking like this!! we are cursed by fate..

@Pancake_Knight I love Lucy, she wouldnt ever hurt me!!

@-Lucifer- I dont want you to~! this thief is happy to be captured by a beautiful demon lord~
BonafideMonafide04
Woah, guess I must have spaced out. I guess alot happened?
Oh, hey Morgana!
Kazuya
*He blushes like crazy at Lightning's comment. And whispers to her*

Hey, don't say that out loud Claire...!!

Niko
@--Morgana-- oh.... *looks down* so you didn't have a home land are you, i..... miss my homeland...

*cries a little
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- Oh, in that case, you're fine
imtherealklib
That's pretty SWEET little miss!

*Kalib creates two small orbs of fire and darkness.*

This is about the extent of my magical abilities, I can make little knick knacks!
Nana-chan
Ummm... Daddy... looking at her makes Nana's head hurt....

*her hand goes back to her pocket*
--Morgana--
Huh? homeland? I mean.. the place I was born in was kinda small.. and Im Morgana!! but you can call me Mona if ya want~
Tatsuya
*walks in... Not anyone's quite sure when left* Hey everybody how's it going?
Kazuya
Why is that, dear?

*He notices her hand going back to her pocket*

Do you uh...have something there...? I'm kinda curious...
Migrant
Huh? Oh.... hey Tatsu.

Well I think Lightning /really/ wants to have a kid now.
BonafideMonafide04
Hey Tatsuya. What's happening. Oh, feel free to get anything. The leader of M. E. S. Is paying for us!
George_Jackman
*looks at Tatsuya*

Well, Joker here has been accusing young Lucifer of attempting to destroy the world. Which is ridiculous. I mean, if something that important HAD happened I would have been one of the first people called.
Tatsuya
Oh I don't need Star to pay for me. I'm super rich too. And wait a kid!!? Jeez you guys are way to Young for that.
-LightningFarron-
*raises eyebrow*

I make your head hurt, do I..?

*massages Kazuya's shoulder roughly*

Was it my comment? About Kazuya trying to impregnate me?
Nana-chan
*looks guilty*
N-no Nana doesn't have anything in her pocket...
*her hand stays in the pocket*
The_Hunter
I am off to bed. Some one take my spot...

*walks upstairs and sleeps in bed*
Tatsuya
*ho looks at Jackman utterly deadpan and speaks in a flat voice* Yes of course. There's no way the devil would try to destroy the world. What an absurd Jackman
Nana-chan
Nana doesn't know...
*looks away from Lightning*
Kazuya
Claire...!!!

*His face turn redder than Tatsuya's god damn jacket. He covers his face with his hands.*
BonafideMonafide04
I mean OK I guess.
Oh, hunter, I got it from here. Get some rest.
Nana-chan
What's im-impre-that word mean?
Tatsuya
Christ Lighting quit poking at her. Nana is just a kid there's no need for that.
Kazuya
I-It means nothing, Nana. Don't worry about that...
Tatsuya
Well you see Nana it means something your uncle would never ever do.
George_Jackman
*continues looking at Tatsuya confused*

I'm sorry, when did the devil enter this conversation? I was referring to the innocent little girl over there. She claims a lot of people were beating her up.

*points to Lucifer*
Niko
@--Morgana-- oh, nice to meet you!

well i was born in my homeland, and i am in this world, this world will be doomed if i don't put the lightbulb at the tower

*showed him the shiny lightbulb

i am the messiah here, my mission is to return the lightbulb to the tower along with (insert god name)!
--Morgana--
@BonafideMonafide04 Hiya!! have we met before?

@Jokerboi Shes nice, really!! shes kinda like us in a way..

@Niko Hey, dont cry! sorry.. what was your homeland like?
Tatsuya
*he continues to speak sarcastically​* Ah my mistake Jackman. That's clearly not the actual devil using magic as a disguise.
--Morgana--
Ooohhh..... so shiny!!!! *he hugs the lightbulb and purrs~* meeoooeewww~
Goblin
Hello, gamers *fades out of this reality*
Niko
@--Morgana-- it is a village, my house is beautiful as long my mom with it!
-LightningFarron-
*rests a hand on Kazuya's inner thigh*

Kazuya wants to make a baby with me. A little child. A little Kazuya or little Lightning.
Goblin
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BonafideMonafide04
@--Morgana--
Not really, but I know about you from the legendary Phantom Thieves! You know, I'm part of a shadow investigation team too, but we don't steal hearts.
Niko
@--Morgana-- uhhhhh.... just... be sure not to break it, if it broke, we are doomed!
George_Jackman
*still clearly confused*

That is correct, young Tatsuya. That is a little girl, and not the devil. Why do you feel a need to point this obvious fact out?
Kazuya
Me? But you were the one with the idea...!

*He plays with his own hair*

Not that I mind though...
Nana-chan
*looks at lightning, excited*
Is Nana gonna get a sister?
Nana always wanted one!

Oww... Nana's head....

Her fidgeting increases*
Tatsuya
*He smacks his face* Jackman that was sarcasm. Lucifer would you do me a favor and transform? Peopling ignoring the facts annoys me.
Migrant
Remind me to find a woman who's a biiiitttt less... eager....
Kazuya
Are you feeling okay, Nana?

*He looks at her pocket*

Could you at least let me see that? You can trust me, honey.
imtherealklib
Miggy. You make it sound like a bad thing.
Migrant
It's not! Though... I don't know if Kaz is necessarily down for this right now.
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya Yo Tats, what's good
imtherealklib
That is a valid point Mig.
Jokerboi
@Migrant Yo, Mig's here too? How's it hanging Mig
--Morgana--
@BonafideMonafide04 Ohh!! I see~ but uhhhh.. *whisper~* can you not let anyone know Im a phantom thief so loudly?

@Niko Huh? s-sorry!! I couldnt help myself.. *he hands it back*
Nana-chan
But... Mommy said to never let anyone see it... especially mommy.
Tatsuya
I prefer Maya myself. She's a lot saner in spite of being so cheerful... *He smiles* And besides I sorta admire that cheer.
Kazuya
*Kazuya turns to Mig and Kalib for a moment. He nods at them with a straight face*
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- So, you're saying that the LITERAL DEVIL is like us? What kind of mind control does she have you under?
Migrant
It's hanging. Been a boring sort of day.
-LightningFarron-
*takes out my sword and places it on the table, resting my hands on the table*

I'm not eager Migrant.
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya I've been trying to explain to this Jackman that Lucy is sorta evil, but it's not getting through that thick skull of his
Kazuya
I know...but I'm your...

*He sighs*

Father, and I at least want to make sure that whatever you have there, is not dangerous...

*He whispers to her*

There are a lot of bad guys around, and I want to make sure you'll be safe.
Jokerboi
@-LightningFarron- Well, ain't someone a little thirsty...
imtherealklib
*Whistles.*

And this is why I don't see it as a bad thing.

*Laughs.*
George_Jackman
*laughs*

Oh man, you guys really had me concerned for a moment. I mean, I know deceit is in evil's nature, but it is still ridiculous to accuse such a harmless little girl of being the embodiment of evil herself. To think you almost had me fooled. Good one guys, good one.
BonafideMonafide04
@--Morgana--
Whoops, sorry. My mistake. I'm a bit of a klutz.
-Lucifer-
@--Morgana--
Good... You're mine forever. My dear Morgana. *Smiles and kisses his cheek*

@George_Jackman @Tatsuya
*Hugs George and glances at Tatsuya* What does he mean by wanting me to "transform"? I'm scared, Oniichan... *Crocodile tears*
-LightningFarron-
*stands up and holds sword like a baseball bat*

Not my fault Kazuya left me waiting the day before I had to go out on a hunt. And this isn't thirst. I assure you.

*dead serious*

Just imagine coming back and finding out that your boyfriend had a daughter with the girl trying to kill you.
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman Oh my god, you're hopeless...
Niko
@--Morgana-- nu-uh, it wasn't your fault, anyway, nice to meet you mona!

hope we can be friends too!
Nana-chan
Oh.... OK.
*She nervously pulls out a ring that looks suspiciously similar to Lightning's and shows it to Kazuya*

Mommy said to never let go of it.
Jokerboi
@-LightningFarron- Here's the issue with that statement dearie: that girl is from a different timeline. There's time travel involved here!
George_Jackman
*pats Lucifer on the head*

Worry not child, I am sure it was merely intended as a joke. Though I am sorry you had to be part of it. Regardless, no one shall hurt you as long as I am around. In fact.

*searches his pockets and finds a pager*

Use this, and you will be able to contact me whenever you are in need. Don't worry about me, helping people is part of my job.
-LightningFarron-
*slowly turns to Nana, murder in her eyes*
Starwaddle
*pops in* I in no way was involved with any time travel concerning one or multiple Nanakas. *Pops out*
--Morgana--
Well.. Its like.. she doesnt have a place to belong either, Joker. especially now.. and im not under any spell or anything!!
imtherealklib
Lightning...don't do anything rash...
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman Are you kidding me, she's playing you for a fiddle!
Migrant
She's a child Lightning. Kill Nanaka, not her....
George_Jackman
*glares at Jokerboi*

Says the one making up ridiculous stories about an apocalypse in an attempt to frighten a little girl. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- Its still concerning to see you associated with SATAN INCARNATE, and I'm a little worried as your friend
imtherealklib
NO KILLING PERIOD DAMMIT!
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman You know what, Mr.Self Ritcheous, you're right. I'm so sorry for being cautious around THE ACTUAL DEVIL. Sorry you can't see that right now. And another thing: maybe the reason you weren't informed about the world ending event is because you're actually FUCKUNG USELESS
Tatsuya
Lucifer we both know that's a bunch of crap. But okay sure you're a normal kid.
--Morgana--
@BonafideMonafide04 Dont worry, atleast your not as bad as Skull!!

@Niko Yeah lets!! us not-cats gotta stick together~!

@-Lucifer- *he blushes~* eheheh~ now you can reform me as your spy!! lest we fall in love and get married~
Tatsuya
Joker! Calm down she's not hurting anyone.
Kazuya
CLAIRE, CALM DOWN!!

*He stands between Nana and Lightning*

Please, love...!
Nana-chan
Daddy? What's wrong?
Kirusu
Found m'wallet, it was in the trash at the laundromat, my money's gone...
George_Jackman
@Jokerboi

I think the joke has gone far enough, now please, cease your ridiculous claims so I do not have to escort you out. There are multiple children here, and they do not need to hear such language.
-LightningFarron-
Ehehehehehehe....

*face of a demon*

I see how it is..

*leaves LeBlanc laughing to self tragically*
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya I'm aware, I'm just pissed off that this guy thinks he's so self ritcheous and important. Makes me sick the amount of hubris he exerts
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman Escort me out at your own peril, hothead
Kirusu
Oh shit! Is the kid gonna die!
Migrant
.... Oh no.... I get the bad feeling we're going to have to fight Lightning....

Wait, no, SHIT!

We need Lightning on our side if we want to get her to fuse back with Lumina!
Kirusu
Oh nevermind I guess
Tatsuya
*whispers to Joker* I know but he's not evil. An idiot sure but the guy's heart is in the right place man.
--Morgana--
Joker, you used Satan to beat the last big boss we had.. what~?
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya You don't get it Tats, he's allying himself with the devil due to his actual moronic morals. On top of that, he has the cojones to say that I'm the one at fault.
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- That's different, he want trying to kill innocent people
Tatsuya
*Whisper* Joker I get it alright. But I'm trying to make that buffoon useful to us. He's willing to fight Nyarlathotep after all.
Jokerboi
@--Morgana-- and he's a persona
imtherealklib
*Takes a seat across from Kaz and Nana.*

So...are you two okay?
George_Jackman
@Jokerboi
*sighs*

Look, young man. If this girl were actually Satan, don't you think you would have SOME way to prove it? I assumed you two were trying to play a joke on me, as nothing else makes sense. But it seems you might actually believe this.
Pancake_Knight
Man talk about things getting tense
Tatsuya
That wasn't the devil Mona. A Persona is simply an image in the users mind granted power from the sea of the human soul.
Kazuya
*His face shows nothing but shock, but he tries to calm down as soon as possible*

Claire...

*He turns around to face Nana*

That ring...is similar to one Claire holds dear to her heart...
She...has that kind of reaction whenever someone but her has it...

*He looks down*

Hey...does the name "Lightning" ring any bells to you...?
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya Ugh, fine. But if he starts talking trash about me, I'm gonna deck him in the face.

@George_Jackman I'll let that threat slide. Just don't say those things to someone you know nothing about, capiche?
George_Jackman
*looks at Jokerboi apologetically*

Why, I wasn't threatening anything. Merely stating my concern for your health. Sorry if it came off as aggressive, young man.
Jokerboi
@Tatsuya *turns to him, holding back his pure, unfiltered rage*
Please speak with him, before I have to...
Nana-chan
Yea! That's Mommy's nickname!
Jokerboi
@George_Jackman So, threatening to throw me out wasn't aggressive? You see where the logic in your statement ends, right?
--Morgana--
You know what!? fine!! Lucy already lost anyway, leave her alone!! Im not gonna let anyone talk bad about her!! give her a second chance!! you gave me a second chance, didnt you Joker?