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Hmm, sure you aren't going to do anything weird with my blood? At any rate having an vaccine for people who dont want it could help, I guess being a cat for a little while won't be that bad, at any rate go ahead, you shouldn't need much

*Aitome then sticks out his arm, pulling up his sleeve
Hmm.... I suppose it doesn't hurt to try.... though something tells me this may be harder than you think. Enough people tried to stop the gender changing and it just kept happening.
"Well you see... I'm not really a doctor, and I don't have needles on me. Surpring, I know. So if you two could stab something small into your thumb, that would be wonderful. Meanwhile, I'm going to find something to hold it for us." Goes the kitchen and starts tearing it up. "Still better than nothing Mig!"
..... There is no way in hell I'm doing what he just suggested!
Ah well even better, I have a bad feeling about this to say the least...

*Aitome then bursts into blue flames as he changes into his theif outfit, pulling out his shortsword

This should do right? Hopefully I dont lose too much blood...
*enters*
Looks up from the counter. "Jeez I meant like a toothpick or even bite down on your thumb. You'll lose your whole hand with that!"
*Wanders over and sits dramatically in a seat.*

Honestly it is nice to be able to sit down again. Hiding this stupid tail was a task and a half.
Oh, right, those exist, uhh...

*Aitome then grabs a toothpick and takes off the gloves, waiting around akwardly

Well when your ready,
You got a tail as well? Ugh, not looking forward to my transformation to say the least...
Grabs two random mugs. "This'll have to do." Walks over to the two. "Each of you, one drop or a little more in each mug. Do not switch mugs. Do not drip blood into the other mug. We need to keep the blood samples fresh. And may I also pet the tail. For research of course."
*looks around*
Um... no, absolutely not. I don't think I know you well enough for that.
"Fine just the blood then. And you'll get to know me in time, I'm a very nice kind person."
Uh huh, research... you really are like Onii-chan...

*Aitome then pricks herself with the toothpick, letting the drops drip in the cup before throwing away the toothpick

Hm, just as expected... strangely enough I dont feel pain while in my theif uniform...
I can't believe you.....

*sighs and goes for the paper cut route, getting just enough and then rushing off for a bandage. Sorry, high blood pressure in her fingers.*



OOC: Which is an actual thing with me, fun fact.
Winces at the blood. "Sorry Mig! I didn't know that it was that bad for you!" Moving quickly I wrap plastic around the tops and quickly toss them in the fridge. "And yeah we are like each other. We are the same person. It's just I have a newer lease on life, and I love electronics more than weap- wait you meant pervertedness didn't you?!"
(Ouch that's crap)
*Returns with a bandaged finger*

Now that that's over, what's up every.... *realizes the cafe is more or less empty* When'd that happen?
You alright Black Mask? Maybe we don't have the best participants for this...

Of course I mean pervertedness, what else would I be talking about?

*Aitome simply ignores his bleeding finger, as he looks at Black Mask

Ooc: Oh really? Rip,
"Probably when I woke up and came down. I always did have that ability. People generally find me too weird to be around and leave."
*sits down at the booth*
"And just so you know, we aren't that perverted. Hell we are nonsexual, and as such don't care for the body, or partners. It's just when we see something new, we have to know how, why and what it does."
It's a tail. Far as I can tell it serves no purpose other than to get in the way.
Sounds perverted to me, and you can't convince me otherwise,

You okay now Black Mask? You maybe should have told us about that condition...

*Aitome instinctively patts Black Mask on the head not really noticing he is
*Goes stiff at the sudden pettings!*

S-stop that! And it's fine, it's not like I'm going to die from that little thing.
"Says the one trying to initiate a Nya from Mig. And you could be right Mig, but soon I'll find out, and it'll be in the samples of DNA. Also sis, if anything you're the perverted one."
What do you mean? Trying to get a nya?

*Aitome then looks at his hands patting Mig then pulls it back shocked

Gah! I didnt even notice! I guess its instinct from Akari-chan!
Hmph, I'm Nyat cute enough to be compared to her.
*looks at you three and smiles*
Chuckles and leans back against the booth. "Hahaha, oh my god you two are adorable. I might have to put the research on hold if it meant more of this comedy."
Aw come on, your both pretty cute! Its pretty much instinct for me now! Mr.Carnival you can help me out here!
Smirks. "Sure, happily." Pats Aitome's head, "That's what you mean right?"
*thinks "wow.. if you change how you look they will not even know who you are"*
NA-NA-NYAH! NOT LIKE THAT IDIOT!

*Aitome then punches Mr.Carnival before jumping behind Black Mask, hair standing on edge, red in the face

I-idiot! Don't do that without telling the person!
*Breaks down laughing at Ai's freakout.*

Okay, yeah, please keep Ai like this longer. It's hilarious seeing a human freak out like a cat.
*watches without saying a word*
Chuckles and falls on the ground looking up at Sami. "Hi there, have any polysporin on yay? These cats have very sharp claws." Chuckles and sits up. "I apologize for nothing, your reaction was hilarious."
Hey, they're not that sharp... are they?
*hands you some polysporin*
Chuckles and takes some. "Thank you, didn't actually expect that. Come join the party, the more the merrier." Getting up I put it on the counter. "Plus I was only joking about it, I'm not bleeding, and it was a punch. If you have claws, I have not seen them."
*Aitome hisses before sitting back down

You guys are all traitors.. I'm not even a cat yet! Black Mask has all the features!
*rolls my eyes and chuckles a bit.. i soon get up*
Walks over and hugs Aitome. "Aw come on sis! We are all just one big family here! Now let's go sing kumbaya and create world peace!"
I have the features but you have all the mentality. Weird how that worked out.
Nya... I almost punched you for that you know... You should say when your going to do stupid stuff like that!

W-well, I dont know! Sheesh... and this is without the transformation...
*head pats migrant and aitome*
"Well I'm sure you'll be fine, I'll see what I can do to fix this. Sadly though I do have to go now. Need to isolate and analyze. Have fun you two." I grab the mugs from the fridge and leave.
NYA! WHO ARE YOU!

*Aitome then hits Sami hard, looking quite exhausted from swinging so many punches

I-i-idiot! Dont do that!
*doges and smiles.. thinks "i never had this fun"*
Sheesh! Only moving from one weirdo to the next! What did the nexus become...

*Aitome then gathers his things and goes to the door

I've had enough for one day! Honestly! How much stupidity can one person take!

*Aitome then leaves, out of breath with a red face, walking a direction before disappearing into the air
*Sigh*

i wounder how everyone is going to react to me begin good
*Enters while checking his phone*
*looks at isaac*
*looks back at Sami* Uh hello.
hi *thinks "lets see how long until he knows who i am"*
*Pours some coffee*
*sighs and looks around. thinks "man if you change how you look.. you look like a different person"*
*In his mind* Sami acts strange....
*thinks "but i still wounder if they do know.. do they know you changed from evil to good"*
So why didn't you attack me yet?
what do you mean?
You're evil.
guess you know who i am then
I am from the future. I know everything.
oh... well one thing is for sure. im a good guy now
You need to prove that to everyone. Saying it doesn't make you good.
i know.. one thing is for sure im not stuck in the past..
Good that's good.
yeah.. dont tell the others who i am ok.. i want to them to find out
I won't tell.
it feels like were pulling a prank.. oh i have not felt that in a long time
Just do good things.
got it.. *smiles and thinks "i will never go back to begin evil"*
*Takes a sip*
*Sigh* so when do you think the others will be back
*Bona wakes up and stretches a bit*
Nya~...Hi guys.
*he notices sami, but he doesn't know who he is*
Hi! You must be new here!
Hey Bona.
Hi Issac, nya.
yep.. *Thinks "shes doses not know"*
Last night was kinda good.
Wait a minute, you seem familiar..... *begins scanning sami*
*Crosses his arms*
*is smiling*
*SCAN COMPLETE: IDENTIFICATION: SAMI*
Sami!? *his right eye flares up*
Don't attack Bona...
*Hibki and Byakko both wake up*

Both: Morning!
What do ya mean!? He's gonnya attack naho! I just know it!
hey bona.. im becoming a good guy again
Good morning.
He wants redemption.
How can I trust you? *his eye begins to calm down, but not much*
you dont need to trust me.. its your chose
Something has changed in the past. In a good way.
Just keep a close eye on him, that seems like the best thing you can do for now.
Alright, I'll trust you. If Issac is saying that you're a good person, I'll try to belive that, nya. *puts out his hand for a handshake*
*accepts the handshake and shakes your hand*

naho: *enters*
So, is the cat features thing like the gender swap, you just wake up and have them?
Nyaho! *runs up to her and hugs her with his tail*
Nah, it just kinda happened yesterday in the middle of the day.
naho: *hugs bona and doses the same with my tail*
corbin: *uses magic to make hibki into a neko then leaves*
Huh, alright then. *His phone rings and he answers* It's happening already? Where? Okay got it. *He hangs up* Demon killing time. Byakko stay here, today is the element of your weakness.

Byakko: I wasn't planning on going, good luck.

*Hibki gets up and leaves*
*gently messes with her cat ears*
Byakko: Hey Hib, never mind he's gone. Don't tell him when he walks back in. I want it to be a surprise.
Neko party....
naho: *smiles and purrs* nya~
Ooc: someone get @Tsugumi-Chan to see this my gosh
*nuzzles her and purrs*
*Byakko gets up and starts pacing, she seems nervous*
naho: nya~!
*Kappa appears*
K. T. S: What seems to be the problem Byakko?
B: *tries to intertwine their tails* Nya~
corbin; *Turns byakko into a neko then leaves*
*Watches*
naho: *intertwines with your tail*
OOC: Byakko is a tiger, that doesn't really do much*

IC: I know Hibki is going to be fine, it's just I have to worry. I made sure he had Anti-Most to negate his weakness but, I'm not used to being away from him while fighting.
B: Nyaaaa~ *gives naho a kiss while gently messing with her ears again*
K. T. S: I understand that. Just remember that if Hibki wants to hold his own, you have to let him.
Well this place can't get any weirder....
Byakko: Maybe we should try to find out who's sending demons here, it's way too convenient how powerful demons, following the order of elements, just keep appearing every day.
naho: *kisses bona and blushes* nya
K. T. S: I am sure that the being responsible for this will show up soon.
B: *Giggles* You're even cuter as a neko, nya~ *messes with her ears some more*
*Takes a sip*
naho: *smiles* thanks, nya~ *is blushing*

*leaves*
B: *gives her another kiss*
Byakko: probably after the curse day. We'll have to be ready.
corbin: *enters and sits down on the booth*

*kisses bona again*
B: *gives her head pats*
nya~! *thinks "i love head pats"*

*in my mind*

despair naho: *Sigh* why am i a neko..
*Sigh and laughs a bit* Get a room you two.
H. B: *in their minds* The same reason I am.
B: *messes with her ears some more* Nyaaaa~
nya~!! *uses my neko cuteness on bona*
*Facepalm*
B: Oh no! It's too cute! Whatever shall I do? *gives her another kiss in an attempt to make her blush*
Byakko: I'm going for a walk, later! *She walks out*
K. T. S: Goodbye. *he dissapates*
*blushes but it only makes the neko cuteness more cuter* can i have some jewlery
*Covers his eyes*
B: Why of course! *gives her a gem encrusted tiara*
*smiles and thinks "ok that was interesting.. i just yolo it"*

*in our minds*

despair naho: so cute!
H. B: *in our minds* Please don't.. This is embarrassing...
B: *turns it around by acting cute as well*
*Still covering eyes* Is it over?
*doses the same thing*

sami: *enters* what the... *leaves*

corbin: ... this is werid
B: *steps it up and begins acting adorable* Nyaaa~
*also steps it up using kitty eyes and poses*

corbin: *Sigh* why did i turn them into nekos again.. oh ya for plot
This so weiiiiird!
B: *also begins to use kitty eyes* Nyaaaa~ *nuzzles her*
*kisses bona on her nose*
*Sigh* This how Akaghi born....
B: *does the same thing and messes with her ears more*
corbin: *shoots the air to make it stop*
*Summons a Wendigo* Stop please!
B: *is startled and accidentally pulls on nahos tail with his own tail* GAH!
!.. ow
B: Sorry! I didn't mean too... *pouts*
Geez they can't hear me....
corbin: dont worry they stopped
*Takes a sip*
*pats her head to make her feel better*
corbin: *looks around*

*faints*
.....
*puts her on a booth and sits with her*
*Takes a sip*
*nuzzles her* Nya~
corbin: *Sighs and leaves*
*curls up next to her*
*Shiza walks in, looking even more tired than usual, and sits down silently*
Hello Shiza.
*Enters*
Hi Shi, Nya. Also in case you're wondering alot of people turned into nekos. Like me.
*Waves to Isaac*

Hi. I've been gone for a day, so can you fill me in on what I missed, if anything?
@BonafideMonafide04
*Facepalm*

Oh fuckin' boy.
It's nyot that bad. I like the tail and ears.
There was a harem party yesterday....
*Rolls his eyes*

Why did I even ask...?
That's all happened *Takes a sip*
*sits down*
*notices sami and waves*
I mean, other than the nyeko thing.
*faints*

OOC: brb
....i want head pats.
*takes a sip*
......
*yawns and takes a nap next to naho*
.......
*Takes a sip*
*Byakko walks in* Is it over?
Yes finally.
*Checks his phone*
*bona wakes from his nap*
Nyaaaa~ That was a good nap.
*puts the phone away*
....I still want head pats....
Go ask someone.
Can someone give me head pats please?
Why don't you ask Naho?
She's asleep right now.
Ooc: nyow not now
I see....
Yeah...*pets her head some more*
.....
*kappa appears and now is a neko too*
K. T. S:....Why has this happened?
No idea.....
So Bona this Lucy.... She comes every night?
B: Not everynyight. She's been coming pretty often though.
Well she kinda flirted with me...
Byakko: The spell doesn't effect me much, I'm a tiger so nothing really changes. *She focuses for a minute* it seems Hib hasn't noticed yet. *She flinches* That one hurt him bad I felt it, he's fine though.
B: She flirts with everyone.
Oh i see..
I guess it was kinda good.
B: *giggles* She was the reason you saw me as a girl.
I noticed that.
Byakko: It's kinda peaceful here, aside from Hibki being in another city helping JPs, can I just have some milk please? A bowl not a glass obviously
*Gives a bowl of milk*
Byakko: Thanks. *Byakko starts drinking from the bowl*
You're welcome.
*Attempts to pat his own head*
*Slowly opening the door, Hillock appeared. He had some badages on the head, but for the rest, he lools fine*
Hello! Is anyone serving?
Hey hillock! Also in case you're wondering alot of people were turned into nekos.
*Kuro wakes up, checking her phone. Sighing, she waves to everyone.*

Hey guys... Everyone doing well?
Hi Kuro, nya.
Byakko: I'm well. How'd you sleep?
Hello Kuroumi!
You overslept again, uh? *sigh* that's bad you know?
I guess I slept well... But I still need more.
*She rubs the back of her neck sheepishly.*
It's kinda hard to maintain energy for two bodies.
*Byakko flinches every so often, usually without warning*
Two bodies? Are you using both bodies at the dame time?
Same*
You feeling the attacks hib is taking, Nya?
Byakko: Yeah, he's doing fine but, I really can't help but worry. At the very least he's not weak to those attack because of the skills he equipped.
Good day, all of my obsolete kitties! I am here to bring you great dishes of great cooking brilliance! *Steps behind the counter... With hot sauce!?*
Yeah... It just gets work done faster. That's why I'm gone for long times... 'cause I'm just sleeping.
Hax
*Hax appeared behind Sayaka, slowly grabbing her dress with her little hands*
*sigh* Kuroumi, you should rest some days from work... if you can't keep awake yourself, think about your other body! What if he falls asleep in the middle of a fight?! What if you do?!
*Looks down at Hax, appearing balanced again* Do you need a chair to sit down on, dear? Here you go. *Lifts her up onto the taller barstool and smiles*
Hax
*She is lifted by Sayaka, sitting in front of her*
Thank you, Sayaka!
*She giggled, smiling softly*
Fine... I'll hold off some of the work to get a regular sleep schedule. Anyways, you feeling any better Hill?
Want anything while you watch out for troublemakers? A milk or a grilled tuna?
Uhhh, why do you have hot sauce sakaya?
Byakko: I'll have some tuna, please refrain from the hot sauce though.
This is House Adachi's favored spice, of course!
I'm doing better. In a few days I will be 100% operative! Also, I know I don't look like much, but if you need, I can always help you! I think I won't have any more work in a while, amd now I have a few more new tricks... and Hyll. She really wants a mission, she is been waiting for a long time.

Anyways, want some coffee?
Hax
Just milk, please!
Hax
Oh, also hello Sayaka! Been a long time!
Hax
(Forget that)
Also, hello Sayaka! Been a long time!
Milk for the princess, tuna without brilliance for the bright eyes neko coming up! *heads to the kitchen*
Ooc: MY GOOD SIR YOU HAVE EXPOSED YOURSELF!
Byakko: Some day I want a human form that way I'm not walking around the city as a tiger scaring everyone.
Good to hear. And just regular Black Coffee for me.
OOC: This happens a lot, is normal
Senior Hillock, I knew you'd come! Do you request a dish of most wonderful variety? *Presents Byakko with his grilled tuna and Hax with her milk*
OOC: Also, I might disappear a little. I will return!
Nah, just two normal coffees, please
And a coffee for old comrades! *Passes a hot cuppa yo Kuroumi*
Byakko, why nyot try to see if you can look like hib?
*Pours some coffee*
*She takes the cup and lightly sips.*

Thank you Sayaka..
Ok!
*Sipping from his cup, he looked around*
Well... is been a while since last time...
Hax
*Hax continued to drink her glass before looking at Kuroumi*
Hm! Kuroumi-chan!
Stop there, wage thief! *points spear at Isaac* The minimum wage today is mine! I shall not be pulled from the rug m!

*Pours coffee for Hillock and his friend*
I'm not a thief. *sigh*
Forgive me, one who bears hair of silver. I must look out for my livelihood.
*She smiles and waves at Hax, holding her cup.*
Hello Hax, doing well?
No problem.
Hax
Hoi!
*Jumping from her chair, Hax crossed the room, reaching Kuroumi's place. She extended her hand to pat her when she noticed the cat guy who was with Kuroumi*
U-Uh?
*Hax backed a little*
*Hillock continued sipping from his cup before noticing Hax*
...uh? Another Neko? Well, that's a surprise...
*Slowly leaning, Hillock smiled at Hac*
Hello there! My name is Hillock, nice to meet you.
*Watches Hax make friends from the counter, smiling*
Hax
*Hax, confused and a little intimidated, looked at Kuroumi and Sayaka for help. She didn't knew what to do*
It's alright, Hill just wants to be friends with you. You were fine meeting me, right?
*She gives Hax a small head pat.*
Aw. *Walks over and wraps her arms around Hax, smiling* This is Hax. She means a lot to me. She's very shy, so be gentle with her.

...Anyone who makes her cry will be eaten and deleted.
*Takes a sip*
*Hillock shivered hearing Sayaka's last words, feeling the Ice of death on them. With a lot of caution, he extanded his hand to pat her gently...*
Hax
*Holded by Sayaka, Hax was being petted by Kuroumi and Hillock. She slowly turned red, but smiled shily from this*
*Giggles* Are you happy to have friends, dear?
*goes and sits near naho again*
Hax
Y-Yes, Sayaka!
*She continued getting redder, but she was less tense at least*
She is so cute and smol! Wait, what if...
*He starts scratching behind one ear*
*Smiles and continues to pet Hax*
*wakes up* hey guys.
Oh, hey Dahlia
Hey dahlia, nya.
*Kuro waves at Dahlia while continuing to pet Hax.*
Such a cute neko...
*there is suddenly a dusty golden lamp on a table, a note with the words "rub me" written next to it..*
Huh. A lamp. *rubs it*
Last night was crazy... we prevented reaper from being tortured... i got this strange app on my phone...
*the lamp begins to tremble, sparks flying out of its spout. Laughter rings out from the lamp*
What the heck!?
*Hillock stops, returning to sip his coffee*
*sigh*... Is really relaxing, petting someone... I never did that before, felt weird
And wierdest of all... *medea comes in* "hello everyone." ... she came out of that app... meet caster everyone...
Hax
*Hax smiled, trying to get down again*
*smoke spills out of the lamp, a figure appearing in the smoke... It's.. Yang?*
*takes a sip*
Yang!? Is this some kind of funny joke to you, nya!?
...How are all these magical artifacts and Pokemon finding their way into my broken cafe!? The 7 dieties are not gracing LeBlanc...

*Puts Hax down from the booth* Be careful. Lamps are unpredictable things
*She stops petting Hax and turns to look at Hillock. She starts petting him.*
Your turn.
*she stretches, groaning* Oi! *she rubs the back of her neck* Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck! And sorry about that.. Hang on a second there.. *she picks Bona up by the back of his shirt, hanging him up on an imaginary hook before grabbing her head, and turning it in a complete 360* There we go, much better! *she snaps her fingers, Bona falling from being suspended in the air*
What the heck? "Whats going on here?"
Weird people...