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OOC: new
Well... "this is certainly something to say the least..."
Yeah...
"Well... how's everyone doing?"
I'm fine.
*Bona lands on his feet, thanks neko skills*
Yang what the heck is going on!?
Everything is fine, no hubris or giant genie boss will defeat broken brilliance
Anyways, it's so good to be back! The one. The ONLY! GENIE OF THE LAAMP! *in a puff of smoke, she's suddenly holding a microphone* That is right, ladies and gentlemen, the Genie of the Lamp, right here in the flesh and magic! *she looks at Bona* Say... *she's suddenly at a really large scale* You're much smaller than my last master. Either that, or I'm getting big... *she poses* Looks at me from a side view, wouldja? Do I look bigger to you?
(Sorry)
*Hillock blushes a bit*
Thank you. Is relaxing too
Hm... I should pet you too
*Hillock tries to pat Kuroumi*
.....
Who are you and what have you done to yang?! "Dont make me break out the rule breaker..."
Everyone gone totally crazy....
We can't have a fucking peace time....
No, its seems yangs the only one...
* kicks the door in*

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack !
* she walks over a table sluggishly and sits down*

Damn it's been a while...
How's everyone ?
Oh, hey mokou. "Hello."
*slaps Yang* Sorry.
*She blushes a little as well when Hillock pats her.*
I knew you'd want to have some pets... And I like it when you pet me. Feels relaxing too.
*she sighs, looking at Dahlia* Er.. I was turned into a genie... *she shrinks down to a more human size* Anyways, since Bona rubbed my lamp, I have to grant him three wishes...
Oh Hey dahlia. How're things for ya?
OK seriously yang what are you doing.
*she pouts at Isaac* ...that hurt. That's not gonna make me human, y'know.
I WILL HAVE

ORDAH

*grabs the lamp the genie came out of and punts it out the window like a soccer ball*
This place is always crazy.... *uses the watch to go back to the future*
Oh, ive been fine. Had a crazy night yesterday... "oh, come on, master! It wasnt that bad! You met me, after all!" It was still crazy, y'know! I never expected that to happen!
*uses psycho force to get the lamp back*
Hehe, so cute! That's because pats always relax! Here, you need them!
*Hillock patted Kuroumi gently, smiling widely. He was enjoing this, Kuroumi looked really cute*
*she goes flying off with the lamp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! *Aaand she's gone..*
*walks in* He left me here....
(Okay, nvm, then)
*she looks at Bona* Well anyways, "master", I am a genie now. *she bows* Your three wishes are my command.
*snaps his fingers and the lamps back*
Ooc: ignore that
I-I'm not cute..!
*She's blushing more at Hill's compliment while still enjoying the pats, somehow.*
This is so awkward... Anyways, before I make my wishes, how are we supposed to get yang back to normal, nya?
*she shrugs* I dunno, Bona. But before you make your wishes, there are a few limitations, a few quid pro quos.
Hey lilac. This is caster. Say hi caster. "Hello. You must be my dear master's daughter. *medea pinches lilacs cheeks* ha... you're so cute! Almost as cute as that blonde saber! Ah!"
Thanks i guess....
These antics displease the 7 dieties...
"Oh my, quite the stoic one, arent you? Come on... loosen up a bit, wont ya? *she then pats lilacs back*"
Well, RULE NUMBER ONE! I cannot kill anybody. *she slices her head off* It's just not gonna happen. *she puts her head back on* RULE NUMBAH TWO!! I can't make anybody fall in love. *she holds up a paper heart, then it combusts* Can't do that. And RULE NUMBAH THREE!!! *her eyes roll to the back of her head, her skin appearing to start falling off* I can't bring anyone back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I DON'T LIKE DOING IT!! *she's back to her normal genie appearance* Anyways, other than those limits, you're all good.
Loosen up?
*wakes up*
*enters in*

Hood morning everyone.
"Yeah. Sit back, relax. Maybe melt that cold exterior of yours a little." Thats enough caster. "Aw... alright."
Oh hey spectre.
*Pat pat pat, Hillock continued*
Hm... ok, this should be enough. With this pats, you will have energy for all the day! 100% scientifically proved!
*Hillock stopped patting, looking at her*
And you are really cute.
*he lets put a yawn*

Having sleeping sickness sucks...
*waves* Heya, Spec!
*looks at spectre and everyone. sighs.. thinks "lets see how long until someone notices me and trys to kill me then i tell them i have change from evil to good"*
Hey Yang... I am tired despite having sleep...
You talk too much "Caster"
Oh, that sucks... *she looks at her lamp* Hey, if you want, after I grant Bona's wishes, I could grant you immunity to all illnesses, Spectre
I kinda figured that, nya.
I am good. What happened when I was asleep?
Alright, first wish....
*She sighs and looks back at Hill with a smile.*
Thanks.... I needed to get some things off my mind. You helped out with that, a lot.
*Out of instinct, she hugs Hillock.*
*she's listening intently to Bona*
*drink some coffee*
*looks at sami and flinches* you... you're not here to kill us, are you? "And you talk too little..."
*notices Sami and he grows a bit agitated*

Despair loving bastard...
Alright, I wish that specs illnesses were cured, nya.
Really you noticed that....
i have changed my path... im going to be a good guy
Ooc: I meant immunity to all illnesses
...

*straight up cuffs Sami*

Off to Cryogen to you so get moving. And don't even make me waste my time!
Oh really now? You sure we can trust just that alone?
O-Oh!
*Surprised by Kuroumi, he reacted some seconds after, hugging her back*
Is ok... I'm glad I could help you, Kuroumi.
Alright, here we go! *she poofs next to Spectre, pouring a weird concoction from a cauldron floating next to her into a cup. She holds the cup out to Spectre* Here, this'll cure ya. Careful, it's bitter. Y'know, *she poofs the cup and cauldron away, then zaps Spectre* This'll cure ya, screw potions!
*sigh* ok.. well see you all later *begins to walk to the cryogen without question*
Spectre you're going too far. Lets hear him out first!
Sami is telling the truth spec.
No way I am going to trust this guy who killed half of Winslow Accord and making waste a week. I am tired and stressed due to him!
...wait, I messed up that recipe. *she's flipping through a recipe book* immunity, immunity.... Ah, here we go! Now, let's see. *she zaps Spectre with a different spark* There we go, immunity to all illnesses! *she looks at Bona* Two wishes left, "master"!
...ok. I can trust bona. And if he says sami's changed for the better, he probably has. Or at least hes trying to...
*the moment i get outside, i get dropped kicked by wolf and i go flying to somewhere*
*Breaking the hug, Kuro walks over to the main exit of LeBlanc. Before leaving she waves goodbye to Hill.*
Get better, and say hello to Hyll for me. See you.
*She walks out of the cafe, happy and smiling.*
You know ya don't have to call me master, it just kinda feels awkward.
Wonder where is Isaac....
Eh, alrighty, Bona.
Bye!
*Genuelly happy, Hillock sitted down again, sipping from his cup*
Alright, second wish...
*she's floating next to Bona, listening intently*
See WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY!?! I DON'T TRUST HIM! I don't care if he had a change of heart. He has a back up plan for everything and it is now pissing me off!
*walks outside trying to calm down*

CAN I JUST HAVE ONE FUCKING NORMAL WEEK!?!?!
He went back to the future. And CALM THE FLIP DOWN SPECTRE, GEEZ! I know when someone has a change of heart when i see it. Sami would never surrender willingly if he was still evil...
wolf: *leaves the area*

*is sitting down... doing nothing*
I wish that Leblanc had an infinite free candy dispenser!
He has reason to not to trust him Mom!
*he walks to Shibuya to get a meal for him to relax*
If he goes back on his word in the future, ill make sure hes silenced... but until then lets see how things play out...
*gets up and walks to the leblanc and sits down
We can't trust an asshole like him!
Remember lilac, patience is a virtue. Its better to wait and see what happens than to try to stop something preemptively and make things worse...
*sigh* You are too peaceful... You can't be peaceful or too violent!
One infinite free candy dispenser coming right up! *she snaps her fingers, the aforementioned candy dispenser appearing* There we go! Now, *she presses a button, some candy being dispensed* There we go!
Trust me, he's good now. I can sense the good in people, and he changed. He's a good person.
OK, and for my final wish....
And you're too violent right now. *turns to sami* i see you are trying to turn over a new leaf, but dont you dare try to do evil shit again. Or else ill kill you.
We shall see Bona.
*she's listening intently to Bona's final wish*
*Wanders into Leblanc and takes a seat at the counter.* Anyone serving or is it make your own curry?
I am not violent.....
*Rose enters, wearing a black glove over her right hand.*
Hello everyone. It's been a while.
Finyal wish is for you to go back to normal, or at least, just how you were before being turned into a genie.
*walks in hilding his MR6 pistol*

Sami. If you truly did turn over a new leaf. The take the pistol and shoot me in the head, and if you don't do it for a solid 5 seconds. Then I will trust you.
Yeah, keep saying that to yourself, miss trigger happy. *turns around* oh hey rose!
What's happening now?
Yeah miss i have to protect everyone.
*Presents Migrant with a fresh batch of... very spicy looking curry*

Indulge, my friend!
Apparently sami's trying to be a good guy now... ill just wait and see what happens...
@Unit_Spectre
Weapons in the cafe besides mine will be deleted!
Lilac you really shouldn't talk to your mom like that, Nya.
Oh! Hey Sayaka!

This place seems to get crazier every time I walk in.... people are becoming genies now? If you get the number of the truck that did that send it my way, that's a way to get infinite wishes.
*sigh* i get that he was a jerk in the past, but lets leave that there. Let bygones be bygones... for now at least...
She's not acting like a mom at all.
*he holsters the MR6 pistol away*

Aye aye.
I don't know who this Sami is, but OK.
...really? Are you sure? *she seems deep in thought* I would've thought you'd want something a bit different... Plus, as a genie, I have *she's suddenly very big, messing with Jupiter and Saturn* PHENOMENAL COSMUC POWER! *She shrinks down so she's cradled in her lamp, the planets back in their original orbit* But itty bitty living space... *in a puff of smoke, she's next to Bona* So lemme ask again... Are you really sure? You could just wish me free... Or become royalty or something..
I mean wishing you free could work too...
Sure, let's go with that.
Because im not a mom. Not yet at least...
*Byakko wakes up* Ugh, sorry fell asleep. I'm kinda tired today.
Hey hibiki. "Good morning, sleeping beauty!"
Everytime i come in all this sami bullshit is going on! Sami kidnapped this and this.
So, are they filming Aladdin in Leblanc today?
*sigh* No, rose. Somehow yang got turned into a genie.
Come on lilac. Just try to calm down, ok? Can you do that at least?
OOC: Hibki is out at the moment, it's Byakko that woke up. It's cool though.

IC: Byakko: I slept well, don't know why I fell asleep though.
Wishing me free? *her lamp begins to glow, her cuffs glowing and disappearing* Wow... *she smiles* Thanks, Bona!
No i can't!
How does one "somehow" get turned into a genie? And why is she just quoting Disney's Aladdin?
*gives Dahlia, Lilac and Yang a cup of Green tea*

Thank goodness tomorrow's a weekend...
Byakko: Before I fell asleep you mentioned something about trying to look like Hib right Bona?
No problem. You are like a sister to me, do I couldn't leave ya in there, Nya. *he pats Yangs back*
*looks over to Rose*

Hey there. I mean, I've learned to stop questioning why stupid things happen about the time I woke up with breasts.

But hey, it is a theoretical system for infinite wishes. Heck, with something like that I could even wish away Succoth and Nyarlathotep and maybe this need inside me would shut up.
Yeah Bya. Kinda like what kappa does, ya know?
*she smiles at Bona then snaps her fingers, a flock of doves appearing* I'm still a genie... *she shrugs, letting the doves fly out of the cafe* It's fine.
*sigh* like i said, ill kill him if he ever tries to go back on his word... so unless he wants to do that song and dance again, he probably is gonna change for the better...
@Migrant
It is a most percarious situation, Sister Migrant... The madness that partake LeBlanc is even staggering I, a follower of broken brilliance... But this is all becoming obsolete. I am tempted to delete until ordah is restored
Thanks spectre. *takes a sip* ugh... too bitter...
I mean nyow you can do a bunch of stuff you couldn't do before, so that's cool.
Byakko: Hmm let me try this, *Byakko focuses for a bit and she turns into the female version of Hibki, however instead of completely copying the appearance she still has her tiger ears and tail* Does this work?
You can't kill people you are not that type.
By the way, Dahlia, did you my brother relay Roman's message about not screwing with time to you guys?
That works, specially considering he's a neko now.
*gives Dahlia a packet of cane sugar*

There you go Dahlia.
Yeah i guess im not, am i? Well if sami does try something funny, he'll be in for quite the... punishment... so to say...
*she nods at Bona* Yup! Now I don't have to go *poof!* Whaddaya need? *poof!* Whaddaya need? *poof!* Whaddaya need? I'm my own genie, now! *she sips her green tea, then spits it out* Oh my god, what's Shiza gonna think?
Technically gin read it for us, but i still heard what hes trying to say. Besides, that was only a one off deal to make the present better anyway...
I mean, he should be fine with it.
Byakko: This has nothing to do with that, I just did it on my own. *She starts walking around but she stumbles and falls* I'm not used to two legs though.
*sigh* Thank god you don't know what happens to you....
Good to know. Sorry about that. Roman can get a bit... serious about these things.
Wait... you're a what Yang!?
I can understand why.
You want to know? You freaking die!
Huh.... sister? You okay there, Sayaka? Not possessed or anything?
*she's floating, tapping her chin in thought* Ehh... *she poofs a book in front of her and she begins to flip through it* Chicken a la king? No... King crab? *a crab pinches her finger* Ouch! Hate when they do that... *she throws the crab to the kitchen* Caesar salad.. *a hand holding a sacrificial knife attempts to stab her* Gah! Et tu brute? No... *she pushes the hand back into the book* Elixir of reversal. Not able to be conjured by Genie magic.... Shoot.
*Byakko gets up before she sits back down in the booth, after sitting down she flinches a couple times* I wish I could help him.
*she looks at Spectre* I'm a genie now.
Speaking of my brother, are you guys still planning on holding a Pokémon tournament or is that cancelled due to...
*Rose coughs, glancing at Caster*
...various other things?
Byakko: A Pokémon tournament? Where would you even find Pokémon? I'm sure Hib would want to know.
Hmm, elixir of reversal huh... *suddenly a elixir of revesial is in Yangs hands* Done, nya!
We are, We just wanna catch and train up some more Pokemon. I only have 4,as of now.
*she looks at the elixir* Hmm... *she looks at the book before looking at the elixir* It... Looks different than the book depicts... It's supposed to glow and be all pretty and this... *she holds up the elixir* Looks like sewage.. No offense..
Wait, what?
Byakko: Umm, this is going to sound weird, how do you walk with two legs? I'm not sure how.
Huh, maybe cuz I spelt it wrong.. *poofs it up again, this time how it's supposed to look* Alright, that should be better.
Bya, yang want me to help ya?
You die.
Ooc: ya not yang
How?
Are you threating Dahlia, little girl?
You get killed....
By who?
*looks at Rose* None of your business!
Byakko: That would be most appreciated. *She stands up, wobbling a bit but she keeps herself up*
*she looks at the elixir* That's better... *she seems hesitant to drink it* Is it worth giving up phenomenal cosmic power...?
His identity is unknown...
*puts Byakkos arm on his shoulder* That should help ya balance a bit.
Byakko: Are there any negative side effects to this power?
It's your choice yang, I'm not forcing ya to.
*Byakko starts walking with Bona's help* Thanks, if probaly get weirder looks if I crawled around the city. Weirder than if I was in tiger form.
.... *she puts the elixir in a pouch* In case I absolutely need to be human. For now, *she does a few card tricks before proofing the deck away* I'll enjoy being a genie for a bit!
@Migrant
Possessed? I am awoken. I have broken and now follow the path of broken brilliance. I am free, liberated, and there's nothing I cannot do! You too can follow and embrace your inner strength!
Hm... sami would never even bother to hide his identity, so i think its safe to rule him out...
That guy is a time traveler too.....
.... Inner strength? No thanks, I'd actually like to get rid of that inner nonsense....

Just enjoy peace in the Nexus, you know...?
Dahlia, it's obviously arch. He's obviously mad that you saved reaper, so he decided to kill you in the future.
RIAA!

"he lands"
It's not Arch! We killed him in the future!
"Hop"

"He enters"

Hi guys.
When des it happen?
Oh. So that rules him out. It's not despair naho, she's a good person now.
*she waves at Addalme* Yo.
*Eventually Byakko is able to walk around without help* Hey, this is easy! At least now I can interact with normal people. *Her tiger ears perk up*
Hm...
What is it?
How are you guys?
What's up dahlia, nya?
*she's floating while reading a magazine, whistling*
Just thinking of who it could possibly be... oh hey akechi!
Byakko: Can I have some steak, well done please? I need something to do while Hibki is out*
Hi Dahlia.
He's not from the nexus...
Wait....
That assassins guy from yesterday, what was his name?
Kotaro fuuma.
It's not... I mean, I wonder...
That must be the guy. I know it.
What are you talking about?
*she poof herself a cup of coffee* Genie powers rock...
*walks in holding boxes*

Hey guys! I made doughnuts for everyone! One box plane the other is strawberry jam filled birthday cake!
No he is too coward to kill....
"I guess that means that you get in a disagreement with archers master." I guess ill try not to do that if thats true...
Oh... i see...
*she poofs next to Hunter* Ooh, sweet~!
*Byakko gets up and grabs a plain donut* Thanks!
Archer's master?
*Rose seems uncomfortable*
"Looks the food"

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...
*picks up the lamp* What do we do with it now?
Yeah... apparently the archer has already spawned... i wonder who their master could be...
As i said this is an unknown person....
Can I have one Hunter?
Hey look Yang became a genie.
*she takes a jam-filled b-day cake doughnut* Yum~ *she looks at her lamp* As for my lamp, no clue. I don't wanna throw it out...
Byakko: Oh, looks like Hib's on his way back. He's killed the last demon of the day!

*As if on cue as soon as Byakko is done talking Hibki walks in, however he still hasn't noticed his new cat features* Hi guys! Did the Nexus bring a female me here?
Hmm... well... no use worrying about this mystery time traveler now...
So Caster and Archer have been summoned. That leaves 5, as I recall from the stories I've been told.
*nods at Hunter* Yessir, I'n a genie.
*puts the doughnut boxes on the counter and opens both of them revealing the delicious glory*

Enjoy everyone! And since my body is enough to make Darwin insane. I can not get diabetes!
*sigh* That's what i hate about you... you just want fun all the time..
No, Bya turned into ya.
"He takes a a doughnut"

It looks delicious.
*she's enjoying her doughnut* Yummy~
I nkow life isnt always fun. Thats why i try to make as fun as possible. Most people only live once, so its best to make the most out of it...
Hello Dahlia's future daughter.

*he waves to Lilac*
"Still looking the doughnuts"
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*looks at hunter* Hello.
*Rose takes a doughnut*
Thank you.
Oh, yeah the tiger features should have tipped my off Nya. Ahh! Why did I just say that?

Byakko: Good job stupid. Can't even recognize your own persona.
*Looks at Dahlia* You always had the chanve to become immortal.....
*giggles at Hibki being confused*
*chance*
*gives the Alatreon a doughnut*

Enjoy.
Hmm... maybe ill take that opportunity at a later date... so ill be able to live with my wonderful children...
*she poofs a bowl of ramen in front of her* Yay~!
Hibki: Someone want to tell me what's happening nya? Ahh I did it again! What happened to me? Was it radiation nya? *He sits in a booth and starts panicking*

*Byakko is to busy laughing to say anything*
RIA!

"eats the doughnut"
*starts laughing as well*
Look the reason i mean to you because i care about you...
*she's busy eating ramen...* ♪~
*The ears on Hibki's head droop as he looks sad, Byakko walks over and gives him a few head pats*

Hibki: Nya! Why does that feel so good?
*Boops hibkis cat ear*
Hunter, don't give sugar to an ancient dragon.
And i care about you too...
Nya! What's happening?

*Byakko continues the head pats*
Then drink this *gives her a strange looking potion*
*goes next to naho, lays down and falls asleep*
*Kage and Haru walk into the cafe.*
Kage: Hey guys~
Haru: Yo, how's eve- Hibki, why the hell are you being patted?
*she poofs her empty ramen bowl away, floating over to Hibiki and giving his head a quick pat before messing with her genie powers*
"Licks hunter"
Ok. *drinks it* ugh... so bitter... but it will help, right?
Well, I should be going. See you again, everyone
*Rose leaves, scratching her gloved hand*
Hibki: I don't know nya, and I can't stop saying that.

Byakko: I got a human form so I'm messing with him. Do you like my ears and tail? Much better than Hibki's right?

Hibki: Wait what? *He gets out his phone and looks at himself in the camera* When did this happen?!
A few days ago, hibiki.
*Stabs a knife into Dahlia's heart* Let's see if you die from this.
*the wound instantly regenerates* whoa.
D-Dahlia!?
Oh, nevermind.
Let's try this *shoots her in the head*
*she looks at Dahlia* Oh, sweet! A healing factor!
?!
Fuuma: Well, that's going to make dealing with Caster harder.
Haru: *Walks over to Hibki and starts petting him.* Soft...
Kage: Annnnd he's petting him. Anyways, how is everyone?
White ears and a white tail, not bad.

Byakko: It makes you look pretty. *She gives him one last pat before sitting down.*
Stop trying to kill Dahlia!
*the head instantly comes back* that tingles...
I'm testing her powers idiot.
Shes not killing me, akechi. Shes testing my immortality.
Looks like you are immortal.
You don't need to aim to his head or heart!
Now were one big, happy, unkillable family.
His?
*Hibki is appearing to enjoy getting pet*
Hibki: Nya! Stop it!

Byakko: Of course as soon as he gets ears and a tail everyone ignores the one with tiger ears and a tiger's tail. *Byakko in her fenale Hibki form, has her ears and tail twitch trying to get attention*
Akechi, are you tired? You know im a girl, right?
OOC: her, sorry for the mistake.
Immortality, huh...? *she slices off her own head* Wow. Whelp, this is... Uncomfortable. Is there a draft? Nah, I'm messing with you guys... *in a puff of smoke, her head is back on and she's fine* Being a genie is pretty neat...
OOC: no problem
You gained powerful magic too...
Haru: Alright, I'll stop. *He sits next to Kage, and goes on his phone. Randomly, there's a lolipop in his mouth.*
Kage: *She's on her phone too, and there's a cup of mocha next to her.*
*walks down staires to reveal his Nohrian themed hunter attire*

Oh I love being in Nohr ever since Spectre fixed the economy.
Lemme see. *conjures a giant fireball in her hand* whoa!
*she's floating and reading a book titled "ninjas of love..."* ...Now that's a katana...
Fuuma: Well, I guess she classifies as a mage now.
Cobalt: Silence
You can also sense people...
I know you're here kotaro. Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Nice armor Hunter.
*she looks at Hunter* Cool armor! You look really good in it.
Fuuma: Bah. I can't hide anymore
Cobalt: Maybe if you were silent.
*Cobalt comes into view. Fuuma remains hidden*
Cobalt: ...
And you can shapeshift too....