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OOC: new
*looks at Colbalt*

Heck are you?
Cool.
Try it out.
?¿?
*in a puff of smoke, she's suddenly a small cat* Meow.
*changes into a dove* this is cool!
"Pets the cat"
*she paws at Akechi's hand*
And thank you Crow and Yang. Thank Oboro for this new stylish armor.
You gained good reflex *hits her*
Fuuma: Heh, what a cute dove. Such an easy target...
Cobalt: No.
Fuuma: Oh, I'm just playing.
Hibki: So, tomorrow is the day for Psychic demons, how fun.

Byakko: Don't worry. *She pats his head* It'll be fine.

Hibki: You have 5 seconds to stop with the head pats.
*dodges* too slow!
*Levitates Dahlia into the air*
*changes back and starts floating* whoa!
*laughs* Pretty good huh?
*Fuuma attempts to strike Dahlia. Cobalt sighs*
*Punches Fuuma*
*dodges* yup. This is great!
Fuuma: Gah! Ow ow ow ow ow!!!
Cobalt: Serves you right. It's almost a shame I lack your command seals.
Just don't use it for selfish reasons...
And Crow. In my time in Nohr I taught myself with the help of Odin to do this!

*he launches out a massive purple orb which flies to the air and blows up lile a firework*

NOVA BOMB!
Now that you mention it... *looks on her right hand to find a red tatoo* guess i have some on me now.
What is that tatoo?
*in a puff of smoke, she now looks and sounds exactly like Weiss* Ahh.. *she looks at her reflection* This is pretty nice.
These are command seals, they let me give special orders to caster if need be.
Command seals. The masters in the holy grail war all get one. Use all three and you lose the servant.
... I find that uncanny because I to mimic like her dad to get a Bullhead...
Really, Hunter? Wow..
Wow indeed amd did you see a massive purple orb that I shot out?
*she snaps her fingers, reverting back to her original form* There we go.
"He is now bleeding"

Nice fireworks...
And nope. Was kinda busy messing with my genie powers.
*heals akechi* feeling better?
Fuuma: My face still hurts
Cobalt: ...
"Still bleeding"

Uh... what? Why did you heal me?
It was a nova bomb that I shot out! For the first time in my life... I AM A FREAKIMG WIZAHD!!!
You okay, Akechi..? You're bleeding...
Because bleeding usually equals pain. I thought you got hurt somehow.
*a random Yadala he hooooo is heard*

You okay Crow?

*he ring the Choire Bell which makes Crow stop bleeding*
Mom can you do me a favor?
What? Oh... wait a moment.

"He focuses and the blood dissapears"

Sorry, I don't have full control of my new powers.
Sure lilac. What is it?
Can you help with my hair... i want it shorter.
Oh, so that kinda explains the bleeding...
Sure. *genlty cuts lilacs hair to a shorter length*
So how do i look like?
It wasn't real, i have now the power of mind control:

I can make you see things, I can read minds... things like that.
You look nice.
That's good.
Returning to my post!

Here ye, ordahs!
That's pretty neat, Akechi... But I have PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER! *she appears to be manipulating the universe, but stops doing so and returns everything to normal* It's pretty cool..
You can't read mine.
I can read Alatreon's mind.
*she's eating skittles...*
Interesting Crow. Anyother tricks in your sleeves?
Well i gotta go bye mom! *walks out*
See ya lilac.
@Tsugumi-Chan
ONLY THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE WAY OF THE BROKEN BRILLIANCE CAN TAP INTO THE POWER OF ALL THE GALAXIES IN THE ALL THE UNIVERSE

SPREAD THE BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE 7 DIETIES AND I WILL BE FORCED TO DELETE YOU
*Jumps out from a time portal severely injured*
*she stares at Adachilmouto* But... I'm a genie.
You ok isaac? Here. *heals him*
No, I think I should be able to do something more with this powers, but I can't right now.
He was too strong....
Isaac, are you ok?
*Walks in*
Hmm..... Unlimited cosmic power is useless if you have no experience.....
Not really...
Time travel...
Its ok, isaac. Lilac gave me a potion of immortality. Im not gonna die anymore.
@Tsugumi-Chan
Then you can grant me three wishes oh cosmic genie of time and future space?
You immortal?
@Dahlia
Time will always render us obsolete in the end
Yeah... thanks to lilac.
*Hibki sighs* I'm guessing this cat feature thing isn't wearing off soon.

Byakko: It makes you look cute though.
Are you okay Adachi?
@The_Hunter
All is well as I coffee to my wages in this delightful wheel of life
Eh... Bona set me free, but sure I can... But there are limitations. I can't kill anyone, can't make anyone fall in love, and I can't raise the dead. Other than those quid pro quos, I can do anything for ya.
*looks at Dahlia* That person is a time traveler.... he is from the very far future.
I know. Lilac told me.
Who?
Sayaka? You ok? I know it's been a while since Lab was around.... you sure you ain't going stir crazy?
Looks like she warned you....
Yup.
Time traveller...
That is fun. And a lot of people from the future. Wonder why...
*looks at Dahlia* You get pregnant tonight... i wanted to warn you.
I see. Ill have to avoid conflict if i wanna deliver you both safely...
You should. My life is in your hands.
@Tsugumi-Chan
So you are not all powerful! The 7 dieties are not pleased with you and your Disney movie reference! My wish is for you to embrace the broken brilliance and consider yourself obsolete under the influence and wonder of House Adachi...

@Akamoto_Shinji
Labrys left me as many did, but I have risen to the light, now nothing is impossible for me!
Ill make sure you both come here safe. I swear it!
Wait... Dahlia is going to get pregnant tonight!?
The Nexus draws from all time and space, It's only natural as it gets stronger, It draws from further in the future.
Time is a mess...
*Gamna walks in with a sigh, bringing a brief chill to the cafe*
Been a long time since I've seen this place. And of course now the subject is time-travel. Could you be less original?
*Looks at Akechi* Yup.
Pretty sure She's just busy, Not that she's left you. She accepted your proposal didn't she? Does that mean nothing anymore?
...
*Cobalt goes back into hiding*
I see...

(Dahlia, can you hear me?)
Just don't do what Nanaka did Dahlia, Stay out of fights.
I'm an all-powerful genie... *she pouts* I can't make anyone fall in love because that's like forcing them to love someone... Then raising people from the dead is really creepy and it's uncomfortable for me... And killing others... You'd just be surprised by what you can live through...
Byakko: Well, things seem to be going good for once. It's finally peaceful again.

Hibki: Yeah, for now anyways. I still have a few scores to settle.
(Mhm.)
(I can properly use telepathy now... sweet.)
Excuse me, blonde "genie", didn't you just say "All-powerful" before saying three things you can't do? That's kind of contradictory, don't you think
Hibki: I have an idea, can't someone wish Dahlia through her pregnancy safely? Wouldn't that work.

Byakko: Good idea.
(Its me! I just want to say you what you must be carefull about this, the time is something really serious)

What do we do now?
Congrats Dahlia.
I wouldn't say "can't".... I could kill someone if I really wanted to, but I usually tone it down quite a bit... And making people fall in love is like forcing them to do so. And the last time I raised someone from the dead, it wasn't pretty... I say "can't" in place of "don't want to". *she pulls out a book* It also says here in section 642 of the genie handbook.
With this whole time travel thing reminds me of a ds game that I play. Fire Emblem Awakening.
Fire... what?

"He takes out his phone"

...
...
...

Ah I see... it is interesting...
(Ok.)
Well if it's a "really don't want to" can't works. Being unable to bring yourself to do something is still being unable to do it. For example, shy people "can't" talk to large crowds, not because they are physically incapable, but because they are mentally incapable. Also there if there's a genie handbook, that implies limits. Limits mean you're not "all-powerful"
*Looks at Dahlia* Avoid fighting for a while.
What I wanna know is, who's giving all these powers away for free? Used to be you had to work for you power......

Maybe I should train you guys on how to properly use power......
By the laws of all the cosmos in all the galaxies in the universe... Words themselves can change the future. You are all changing history as you speak!
Ok isaac. I understand.
So Issac what does the future of yours look like?
I got mine from Nicea, but I still had to work to get all my skills and abilities. Getting control of dragon stream was a huge pain.
It's peaceful.
I don't need any train.

"His head explodes"

Or maybe yes...

"He explodes"

Oh come on!

"He appears"
*poofs the blood splatters away* ok... that happened...
*she poofs the handbook away* Touché... But I can still manipulate the universe to my will, even through those small limitations. *shrugs* Maybe not "All-powerful" but still pretty powerful. I still wield phenomenal cosmic power.
*bona wakes up*
Nya~ I'm so jealous of you dahlia.
You too yang
Hmm, could I wish away my ears and tail? Or would that just fail?
Good morning, bona.
Wanna wish them away, Hib?
*Looks worried*
*Gamma smirks and remarks sarcastically*
Oh yes, of course you do. You and, let's see here, Mako-chan, Ramengod, whatever happened to him, Succoth, Clockwork God, Nyarlathotep, Hubris, Ken, probably Hunter by now, Lightning. Seriously, by now it's become so common that "phenomenal power" is pretty much meaningless.
I like some peace. So I will th
Ake that future.
By the way, Hunter, do you have a moment?
Ill make sure to avoid fighting, isaac. Dont worry.
Aww man, alot of my friends are immortal all of a sudden...nya.
*The twins run in and hide under a table*
Braza: Hide!
Irona: I'm out of quels!
...... *she hides behind Bona. She looks like she wants to burst into tears...* ...
OOC: oh, I gtg, Bye.
*finds the twins* you keep hiding there. Its not a good spot if you keep using it you know...
Nah, I'll stick with them. I wish I could find out what's causing so many demons to appear though.
*Gamma glances at Bona*
I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. Immortality's kinda meaningless here too. Just means they'll be alone eventually. It's a super lame deal.
Uhhh yang? You OK?
*Junpei opens the door to the Cafe and heelies in, noticing a certain pink haired guy

Yo! Gamma buddy! How have you been doing! Its cool seeing you around!

*Junpei then walks up to Gamma and holds out his hand, waiting for a hi-five
*Looks at Dahlia* I have to delete your memories about me and the future.
Hell, give me a Leyline and I can warp reality to my will, the point is, it doesn't matter how much powerful you are, it's how hard you worked for that power that makes you strong.
I can die just it take time for my bpdy to grow back.

OOC: bye Addalme
Really?
It's nothing...
*The twins pop out from the table.*
Both: We don't know any other hiding places.
It's to avoid any you know...
*Gamma sighs, and waits a moment before turning and giving Junpei a high-five*
I'm doing just fine Junpei. Actually been feeling quite a bit better recently. Though it's true I haven't been around much. Just... Taking care of some business.
You don't want me to die, is that it?
... i understand.
I feel like being mortal is an achievement at this point, there is something fun about actually having risks in a battle. Relying on skill not invincibility to survive.
*Sigh*
My advice is falling on deaf ears appearantly.....
*Deletes her memories*
....I'm seriously contemplating drinking that elixir...
Thank you Hibki! See, he gets it, power and strength are different things.
Hehe! Alright! At any rate at least you aren't dead! Sounds like you've been busy! How is that job working for you at the mansion been?
*closes her eyes* i hope i can carry isaac and lilac safely...
It's done *finishes*
Welcome to my world Shinji. Population two now. Though you're still trying to be nice about it. I gave up on that.
*falls asleep*
In my world there was an option for me to become the "Overseer" of my world. It meant I was a god, but I wasn't allowed to live a normal life. I chose to keep my world the way it was, that included me not taking the powers of being a god.
Yeah, about that Junpei, I've kinda... Put off on interviewing for that. I've been working odd jobs at a Manga shop and stuff. Mostly just biding my time for now, nothing big.
Well, I find making people dislike you makes things harder. So I think I'll try to stay respectful at least.
Both: Miss Dahlia?!
Now then... time for my daily nap.

*falls face first on the floor and sleeps*
*has one eye open* yeah? Whats wrong?
*Watches*
*Watches*
Both: Are you OK?
Really? You gotta get out there man! I know you got the skills! You just gotta have a bit of confidence! You da man Gamma!

At any rate a manga shop? Sounds cool! You gotta tell me where it is! I've been dying to get some new copies!
*Kappa appears*
K. T. S:....Hold on Bona.
Yeah... im fine... just tired thats all...
Braza: That's good
Irona: You collapsed all of a sudden
Both: We were worried.
*Gamma sighs once again and shrugs as he looks at Shinji*
People are going to dislike you whatever you do, I think it's a waste of time trying to stop 'Em. Just be you, and whatever happens, will happen.

Oh, and Junpei, it's not that I'm not confident, I'm just waiting on someone I'm working with. They're supposed to contact me.
And about that Manga shop.... It's on the edge of the city, but I kinda got fired. Hole in the roof on my first day
I think im gonna go back to napping... *falls back asleep*
* Suddenly, Bona, Akaghi, and Naho are surrounded by a holy light, but it doesn't wake Akaghi or Naho up*
*Picks up Dahlia and puts her on a booth*
*she's messing with the bottle holding the elixir of reversal* To become human... Or not to become human... Screw it. *she downs the elixir, losing her genie powers and becoming human* There we go.. The whole genie gig was... lackluster, to be honest.
*Picks up Dahlia and puts her on a booth*
Both: How rude.
Braza: At least she's OK.
Irona: Let's goes mess with someone.
*The twins high five*
Hmm.... Maybe I am too respectful..... Oh well.....
Ah! Well I'm sure you got this in the bag! Thats a Junpei Guarantee©®™!

*Junpei then smiles as he gives Gamma a thumbs up, tilting his cap to the side,

Well at least you survived a day! I would have gotten fired on my first hour! How did it happen anyways? You gotta tell me man!
Well, there goes my plan to wish for the name of the person releasing demons every day.
*The light dissapears from the 3*
K. T. S: I have now made you 3 immortal.
B: Huh. Didn't know it was that simple.
*mumbles* thankz fer yer concern... just need a nap, 'as all... zzz
I hope she forgot everything....
Both: White haired guy. Why you do this?
K. T. S: Yang, don't you want to have all of those genie powers?
*pours self some tea*
Do what?
Both: Make her forget you.
*Wakes up at the counter*

I feel like a whole lot of stupid just happened and I'm not a fan.
Please, don't make me immortal it honestly sounds boring.
*Gamma sighs again and shakes his head at Junpei*
Well, my first day was going fine until a bird man fell through the roof asking the customers if they wanted friendship bracelets. Of course, the owner blamed me for the hole, not like I blame him.


Still, at least no one ran around pretending they could make others immortal, immediately after I talked about how meaningless that is.
It was fun at first, but hey. It wouldn't be much fun to not have a challenge in any fights, y'know?
It had to be done.
That's why I'm staying mortal. That and I don't want to be alone after everyone dies.
Both: Why did it have to be done?
Immortality sounds like an excuse to keep fighting forever.

Tatsuya can have that, I'd rather live and die and stop fighting.
K. T. S: Just because your immortal doesn't mean you will not have trouble in battles. Look at star. She was severely wounded after that battle with Gin.
Anyone want anything?
Bird man? Oh no...

*Junpei then gets a horrified look on his face before snapping back to reality

You mean Nyx right? At least this version doesn't want to kill everyone! Heh heh... heh...
Hibki: Water

Byakko: Steak, well done please,
But if you can't die, then you can go all out until you win. Unless you meet something equally powerful, in which case your entire life is just that one fight.

Immortality sounds like hell.

*blinks at Shinji*

Um.... nah, I had some curry earlier.
True, but I want the thrill of fighting for my life, Kappa. If I'm immortal, then that appeal's thrown out of the window.
*Byakko grabs Hibki's tail*

Hibki: Nya! Don't do that!

Byakko: Fine. *She let's go and starts playing with his ears*
*Gets Hibki a glass of water, and begins cooking a steak*
*Blinks at Hibki*

You too...?
*boops hibkis ears again*
Ooc: is yang still a neko or nah
Yeah, and now Byakko looks like female me, but with her tiger ears and tail.

Byakko: I'm not forced to be like this. I choose the ears and tail.
Honestly it's hard to tell at this point who got it from that weird magic nonsense yesterday and who's... "infected."
B: Don't worry hib, you'll feel great like this, Nya!
*she sits down in a booth, her cat ears twitching* I can't wait till this wears off...
*pats Yangs head*
I'm weird magic nonsense.

Byakko: Everyone pets him but I get nothing.
*Gives Byakko his steak*
Byakko: Thanks! *Despite being in a human form Byakko digs her face into the steak eating it that way*

Hibki: Byakko, that's not how humans eat.

Byakko: (Muffled) I don't care!
*she pouts as Bona oats her* Bona, stop..
*kappa pets Byakkos head*
(*pats)
Come on, you know you like it~
*pets her more*
Well at least with you guys it's a simple spell so some kind of counterspell must exist...

Oh, by the way, Sayaka. What's all this about House Adachi and Seven Gods and Obsolete anyway?
Zzz...
*Byakko purrs at the pats while eating her steak*

Hibki: Byakko, please take your face out of the steak.
Both:... So what's a cult? Rose won't tell us.
*she pouts even more, trying to get away from Bona's head pats*
*wakes up* why do people call harems "cults"? CULTS ARE WAY WORSE, YOU KNOW!
*Gamma sighs and looks at the twins*
A cult is a group of people who follow a new religion, usually cults are pretty weird but well, most common religions started out as one.
*follows her* You know you like it, nya~
Braza: Oh. Thanks purple haired guy
Irona: What's a harem?
Stop it! *she attempts to hide behind the counter*
No way! I know you like it! *follows her more*
Uh, should we really be telling these kids this Gamma? Maybe they arent supposed to know for a reason!
*pours some coffee*
A harem is a group of people that happen to be in love with the same person... and they dont do the wierd shit cultists do...
*Fingers twitch at the counter....*

G-Gamma....?
*she hisses at Bona, still pouting* I said stop!
*Enters* Hello!
*Gamma blinks at the twins in surprise*
Wait.... Purple? As in you don't think its pink?
FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT.

And I'm sure it'll be fine Junpei, knowing what a cult is has no real effect on your ability to start one. I mean, plenty were started before cult was even a word. The main difference is that cult has a negative connotation now.
*looks at isaac* who are you?
You can't deny it~! *pets her more*
*The twins looks at each other with a confused expression*
Braza: So cults are weird religious things
Irona: And Harems are things to do with gross stuff
Both: So You and Bona guy are part of a weird religious thing, Miss Dahlia?
*Looks back at Dahlia* John.
Ok... and im not a part of a cult!
*she mewls in discontent at Bona, grumbling*
*telepathically to issac* John? That's the name you used?
You like it, I know it~ *still pets her*
*Walks over to Isaac and whispers* Did you...?
Both: Rose and Sam said you and white haired guy joined last night.
*telepathy to Bona* It's a fake name.
*whispers back to rom* Yeah i deleted...
Im not in that harem! She just... sneak attacked me!
Hibki: So what do we do when it's peaceful? I have a few things to take care of but their not active.

Byakko: I'm not sure Hib.
*telepathically to Issac* Dude, you could have come up with something else.
....I no longer wish to be a cat faunus... *she swats Bona's hand away, sitting back down in a booth*
Both: Sneak attack? Is this She person a ninja?
*telepathy to Bona* I had to think quick....
Lucifer is no ninja. She just does stuff abruptly with no time to think...
*pets yang more anyways*
It's not that bad.
Lucifer happened again? Why the harems, though?
Both: Lucifer isn't a girl. He's a prince.
Shes taken a female form... hey, that means i can use the "excuse me, princess" joke if she gets too touchy-feely.
*she pouts* If you say so...
Lucifer's weird, they're really into the idea of their harems for some reason. I don't get it, but on the other hand I'm not a huge demon lord who likes walking around looking like a little girl. So I guess, who am I to judge?
Luci is back?
*Smiles*
I kinda enjoyed being called Onii-chan.....
@Migrant
I have searched my soul, and with the help of my dear princess Hax I have been reborn with a new Persona and outlook! I am broken, which means I have no limits, no fear, no limitations... I have faded away and classified myself as obsolete! I live knowing my place, and it has become my power. I am Sayaka Adachi of House Adachi, along with Brother Tohru Onii-chan and Hax... I delete what is in my way! You can join me... You will, right Sister Migrant!?

*Sayaka is oddly fired up...*
Uhhh, so your saying that the little girl is a demon lord? This place has even more stranger people than I thought!
*Gamma briefly looks over at Sayaka*
Well you seem... Different now. It is.... Very interesting, to say the least.
Both: Gross stuff like Harems sound more like Assy than Lucifer. Are you guys sure it's Lucifer that's doing this?
You're using a lot of buzz words and it sounds like you want me to kill stuff...
Yup. I should know. I saw it myself...
*Gamma shrugs and looks towards the twins*
Honestly, I've seen so many "Lucifer"s around her I'm starting to doubt it myself. But at the very least that's what they call themselves. Nothing major, just a thing I guess.
I wonder when Nyaho will wake up. *pets naho*
Both: We still think it's Assy using Lucifer's name without permission.
Braza: Levia says demons tend to use Lucifer's name
Irona: Guess it's Assy's turn
Both: But it's strange if that's true...
*she sighs, smiling* No more patting...
Oh really now? The more you know i guess...
*suddenly, Bonas hand starts petting yang again, even though he's away from her*
Hmm?
Oh. I think I got it.....

*puts hand over face, and speaks in a hammy voice*
Broken Soul! You have found your strength! You must now find the true source of ALL Strength! The one your heart beats for! She holds the answers you seek!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Well if it were another demon pretending to be Lucifer, I guess to make themselves sound more impressive, that would explain why I've seen like six around. Though, all things considered I'm more inclined to believe the ones that look like little girls. Don't let their appearance fool you, those are the really scary ones.
Both: Scarf guy is weird.
*holds in a chuckle* Oh, hey Shinji...
CUT IT OUT!! *she attempts to cover her head to avoid Bona's petting*
*Mutters*
I haven't done that since I was ten.....
@Bgammax
Well, I got done pretending and lying. I am now complete!

@Migrant
Hm? Kill? I never said that. This is all about awakening and embracing the light and darkness of your soul!
*giggles* Give in, you know you like it. *begis petting Yangs cat ear*
*laughs at himself*
I forgot how much fun it is to ham it up....
Heyo Rom.
I.... really don't understand.... but could it make this need to kill things go away?
Ooc: Begis. Is that like the new bepis
OOC: :b:egis?
*Gamma turns back to Sayaka*
Well, I can most certainly understand that. Though personally I'm more of the sarcastic type. In fact, maybe I shouldn't really be here.
OOC: Crap,it didn't work
OOC: 🅱egis, there you go!
Ooc: pretty sure it only works on the PMs rom
Ooc: 🅱️egis
OOC: Oh, that's how people do that.
@Akamoto_Shinji
Ahahaha! YES! It is a WONDERFUL feeling!!!

*Laughs with him*
*she meals in annoyance, laying her head down on the table*