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Hey guys, should I ham more often?
Why not?
*continues to pet her cat ears, occasionally petting her tail as well*
@Migrant
Accept that you are obsolete, kill the self that holds back your inner inhibitions. Then you two shall be broken!
*she sighs* Having fun petting me, Bona?
"Hello?" Maki went inside, and sat down.
Please don't Shinji, I would like someone sane to converse with while I'm here. Well, sane by my standards anyway, which aren't very high anymore
I know you're having more fun, Nya!
*goes back to sleep*
..... I.... see.

But how do I kill something inside of me?
OOC: Sorry!
*Gamma looks up at the new girl, seemingly surprised*
Wow, someone normal. Well, nice to meet you young lady. Care to give me your name?
*she sighs* Yeah, I'm having the time of my life...
@Bgammax "Oh, me? I'm Maki Sonomura."
Alright, I'll keep the ham down.... around you at least.
*chuckle*
*Gamma reaches out his hand to Maki*
Well then, welcome Maki Sonomura. You can call me Gamma, I'm not the nicest guy around, but I'm willing to help people get settled.
But for today.......

BOW MORTALS! FOR THE REAPER OF DARKNESS HAS GRACED YOU WITH HIS PRESENCE!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Bot: Still weird scarf guy.
@Bgammax "Thank you." Maki took his hand and stood up.
*Mettaton and Alphys walk in*
M: HELLO BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!
A: Mettaton, please calm down...
@Mettataton "...Is that an android and a dinosaur in a lab coat? (Must be demons...)"
*Gamma looks over at Shinji and Mettaton*
Oh, fantastic, that's totally the best time for this.

My apologies for the others Maki. Their.... Flamboyance can take some getting used to, but Shinji at least, the guy with the scarf, is pretty cool when you get to know him.
*Follows up Shinji's hammiyness with a gravely villain voice* GROVEL BEFORE HIM! UNDERESTIMATE HIS POWER AND OBSERVE THE COUNTLESS PLANETS THAT BEG TO DIF- *Notices Maki, Metaton and Alphys* Oh uh... hello, Are you new here?
*wakes up* too loud... keep it down, please...
M: *poses fabulously*
A: I think you're a little too confident..
@Akamoto_Shinji
Yes! EMBRACE the broken brilliance!

@Migrant
*Expression turns serious* Look in yourself... You have a weakness. You hold yourself back... This world has hurt you, degraded you sister. You have become obsolete, Sister Migrant. Accept your weakness, accept this fact, and take that part of yourself that fears and hates yourself and DELETE it. Then you will be free, you will be broken... And nothing will stop you anymore. Be yourself, shun the masses, be who you are at your hearts very core. Be Sister Migrant.
*From Rom's phone* UGH... I'm getting a huge headache... and that shouldn't be possible for me!
Braza: A metal guy
Irona: Nice
*The twins stare at Mettaton creepily.*
*medea comes back in* "i'm back! Hmm? Whos that?" How should i know? My visions blurry from being too tired...
@Mettataton
@Bgammax "...Okay."
*Gamma seems to be attempting to hold in his laughter, doing his best to keep a straight face*
At this point I don't even know if Sayaka is being serious or not.... Still, this weirdness is an acceptable change of pace if nothing else...
Minus the robot, or demon, or whatever.
Oh yeah... i dont think i properly introduced myself to you... im dahlia... nice to meet you. "Likewise, dahlia-sama."
*Takes a sip*
A: *notices that everyone is a neko* Uhhh is there a mew mew kissy cutie cosplay contest here? Because your cosplay are all terrible!
Aww, thanks Gamma, yo Sonomura, Welcome to the Nexus, think of it as a world between worlds that draws places and people from all multiverses and timelines.

Now then....
*Ahem*
WITNESS ALL THE WORLD'S THAT FELL BY MY HANDS!
*Dramatic arm movements*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
@Mettataton
"Wah! Demons everywhere!"
Both: Hi creepy mage lady.
*The twins wave cheerfully at Medea*
.... You're starting to make sense, Sayaka...
"I'm going to get beat up by nekomata..."
No... someone put aspell on u sthat turned us into cat people... and whats "mew mew kissy cutie"? Some off shoot of tokyo mew mew? Sounds wierd... to tired to question anything...
Ooc: correction: alot of people's are nekos, not all.
Nekomata? I've had my money stolen by a lot of those before...
Don't ask...
A: How have you not heard of mew mew Kissie cutie!? It's only the best anime ever with a terrible sequel!
Don't worry Maki, most of these weird people are harmless..
Though, I guess if they want I fight I wouldn't mind obliging them. Still, a cafe isn't really the best place for it.
Not all of us got hit by that magic. There's also an infection of sorts going around.
@Mettataton "I've heard that they apparently made the jump to 3d animation..."
How should i know? Not like i live underground... "ghk... you brats again..." you know them, caster? "Yeah... in one way or another..."
A: Yeah, it was terrible! If they kept it 2D, it would've been amazing!
Both: She interrogated us about Mr Kotaro yesterday.
*Watches Dahlia making sure she's okay*
A: Anyways, if no one minds, I wanna try the curry!
"And i disabled his presence concealment so he wont go into hiding anymore..." thats ggod to hear... wait a sec... "unfortunately these little kids got a bit too nosy and found out who i really was..."
Both: No we didn't
*she wakes from her catnap* Meow?
@Bgammax "Okay, I just have... bad memories of my friends and I being jumped by nekomata...." *Flashback* Maso:"OH GOD WHY!?!!?" Younger Maki: "S-stay calm!" Nanjo:"I'm out." Naoto:"Nanjo! Come back here!" Elly:"Hm... how strange indeed..." Ayase:"Ew!!!! I'm Alergic!" Brown: "Well hey ther- OH GOD OW WHY!" Yukino:"We need to leave!" Reiji: "Damn it!" *End flashback* "...very bad memories..."
*both of them notice yang*
M: Hello there darling!
A: Oh, it's the nice girl from the other day! Hi!
*she looks at Alphys and Mettaton, her cat ears twitching* Oh, it's you two! *she stands, smiling* Hello! What can I get you?
"*in a mocking tone* 'Or so we've been told, miss Medea.' Yeah... totally not exposing me... brats..." well... thats certainly something...
A: Well, I wanted to try the curry! Also, I never mentioned it before, but you're very pretty!
Braza: We didn't find out who you are
Irona: We told you
Both: A little stalling goes a long way
"Grr." No, caster. Its not worth getting mad at them...
*she smiles* Aw, thanks! Now, I'll get you your curry. Hang tight! *she goes behind the counter, cooking up some curry for Alphys*
*Gamma looks at Mako for a while as she seems to blank out*
Yeah... Well, demons are generally unpleasant... Sorry for, whatever happened to you. Didn't mean to bring it up.... You gonna be alright?
Both: You're not so smart for a master mage.
Braza: I thought you could detect Sam's scanner
Irona: But I suppose that magic detection must be faulty.
@Akamoto_Shinji
RELEASE IT MY BROKEN BROTHER

ALL THE GALAXIES IN ALL THE UNIVERSE COME TOGETHER AND RECOGNIZE THE ERA OF OBSOLETION

@Migrant
You understand what you must do...

...Break free my SISTAH
*she presents Alphys with her curry* Here you are~!
"Well thats the thing. Its not magic, its clearly technology and cant be picked up by me."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I DESIRE SUSTENANCE! MILK! THE DRINK OF THE GODS! AND A HELPING OF......... HAM!
AKAHAHAHAHAH!
A: Thanks! *she eats the curry* Wow! This is so delicious!
*she smiles* I'm glad to hear that! *she flicks her tail, one of her ears twitching*
Both: Wow. Better get an upgrade then.
*Almost laughs but a chuckle gets loose* This is getting out of hand...
A: Wow! With those cat ears and tails, you look adorable! Can I pet you?
M: Alphys I don't think it's normal to ask people that. But she is right, you look fabulous darling!
*with that said, medea goes to modeling saber figures... her favorite pastime* i never knew you were good at modeling. "A-rank item creation, my dear."
Ooc: tail not tails
@Bgammax "I'm fine. How are you?"
*she blushes* Ehh... I-I don't really like to be pet... but I guess, if you really wanna... And thanks, Mettaton..
Braza: You know, she seems to be trying to calm down
Irona: We must really be annoying her. It's almost as if she's gotten too mad before and is trying to stop herself from lashing out.
Both: Guess killing her kids really left a mark on her heart.
*alphys pets her*
"I heard that... *sigh* gotta ease the stress."
Ham is filled with protein for brain power we can use for BROKEN BRILLIANCE, Brother Shinji!

I hereby declare that LeBlanc of House Adachi now serve ALL THINGS HAM!
*Gamma blinks a few times as he continues looking at Maji*
I'm doing pretty well I guess.... You just... Zoned out there for a minute. Well, if you think you'll be fine I should probably head out soon.
Braza: I wonder what happen if Jason walked in through the door
Irona: I hear he can be a rider class servant
Both: What a tragedy that would be.
.....are you satisfied yet?
*Sits down at a booth and takes out his laptop* So much ham... Not very kosher, but I like your enthusiasm...
A: Oh, sorry! *stops petting her*
Haha..... this is fun..... brings back memories.....

*seems to be lost reminiscing*
"Heh... i hear lots of people joke about jasons name by crying it out in a particular manner... how funny... *continues modeling*"
*Enters and sits down in a booth*
@Bgammax "Okay."
Hi reap, nya!
Braza: She's keeping her cool
Irona: Her father and Brother must be so proud
Both: Oh wait. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
It's fine. *she smiles, but sneezes, embers scattering from her hair* Oops...
"Like so. Hahaha." Hey reaper.
Hi Dahlia....
Hi Bona!
A: How did you do that?
Well the news is finally out. Ill be pregnant soon.
*she tilts her head in confusion* Do what?
When?
Braza: She betrayed her homeland for a man.
Irona: Cut her brother in pieces and threw him to the oceans waves
Both: And that man abandoned her in the middle of no-where. It's hilarious.
A: The thing with the hair and the embers!
*walks in but having his beast side showing*

Bona. With everyone becoming into nekos or cat Faunus... seems that it affected me... but more beastly...
*Gamma briefly looks at the twins*
So is your whole thing that you talk about creepy murder stuff, or are you kids just bored? Seriously, its getting kinda old.
...... Dude, ain't you her boyfriend? Pretty sure she can't get pregnant without you.....
Huh. OK then. That's kinda cool.
Oh! You mean this? *she pounds her fists together, her hair igniting and glowing brightly and her eyes glowing red*
A: So cool! What technology did you use to make that happen!?
*she smirks* It's not technology.
A: Oh, like that girl from last night.
*Pours some coffee*
Later today, apparently. "You two are really getting on my nerves..."
*her hair goes out and her eyes return to normal* It's my semblance.
Not technology but more a bodily thing.

*crouches down and scratches his neck with his foot*

Got a blood transfusion and forced evolution kicked in while also my brain ascending beyond mortal plane of exsistance.
And how do you know that?
Braza: What's the matter?
Irona: Feeling sheepish?
Both: Golden Fleece? Sheepish? Get it? Ha Ha Ha.
A: Semblance? What's a semblance?
I guess that's what happened to ya.
Overheard some people talking about it while i was asleep... *medea cuddles the argon coin* "ha... so cute... it heals the heart... *for some reason it makes chew toy noises*"
Well, unless Dahlia's attacked by a tentacle monster, those tend to cau surprise pregnancy.
Hehehe....
*wakes up*
*Has started.... watching Gamma....*
*Gamma looks over at Medea*
So basically its a stress ball, except more important to you. I'll admit it sounds pretty nice. Maybe I should get one of those.
*turns to Shinji*

What type of observation is that Shinji?!
Oh, naho, you're awake! *hugs her with his tail again*
And you believe them?
Hey... that means lilac and isaac will be coming soon... arent you happy?
Braza: Nice toy
Irona: Buy that from Argos
Both: After all, you travelled on the original one. Ha Ha Ha.
A semblance is kind of hard to explain. A Semblance is a projection of one's Aura. Aura is the manifestation of one's soul. It takes a long time to train each ability efficiently. Not all semblances are the same, however. It all depends on different factors on what your semblance could be, like personality and heredity.
*hugs bona with my tail*
Uh i don't know what to say....
"Oh its no toy. Its the real deal. I just... dont know how to use it properly... so i just use it to cuddle and restore my health instead. *more cuddles* ah~ so cute!"
Oh come on, it cant be all that bad. Besides ill make sure they get home safely...
A: That's interesting. It kinda reminds me of monster magic.
Check it then....
Irona: Question?
Braza: It's partly metal, isn't it?
Monster magic? That sounds interesting...
*kisses naho*
Technically stress balls aren't toys. They're actual theraputic implements that are fairly common for doctors to recommend, if one is over-stressed of course.
Though they are sometimes used as toys as well, its a common misconception around them
"Yes. Why do you ask?" Ok...
A: Us monsters have magic thanks to our souls. Of course, we get tired out, but until then, we can attack alot!
*kisses bona back.. thinks "hey bona what would happen if we see how many people would resist the neko cuteness?"*
You know what i mean right?
Yeah i know.
A: We also have some special types of attacks. Those that can change the color of a humans soul, blue attacks, and orange attacks.
Let's see it...
Sup Reaper?

*he give him a cup of Earl Gray tea*
* The twins smirk, before using their magnetism to snatch the thing from Medea. A small portal opens up and the toy like object goes into it before closing again*
Braza: Oops. That went further than expected.
Irona: But at least Sam has a new toy
Both: To break in his lab of course
Neat. *her ears twitch, her attention grabbed by a ladybug flying past* ....
*Rom fiddles around with his phone, closing his laptop* All of these people from around the multiverse... all with their own separate lores... *sighs and cracks a smile* Heavy... *leaves*
Thanks Hunter... *takes a sip*
*telepathically to naho* We could try and see how it would work. *irl Bona messes with nahos ears* Nya~
sanoba: *enters*
Ok. *hands it to him* "why you...!"
A: Oh! It's the scientist from earlier! Hi!
*checks it* Positive..
sanoba: hey.. *Sits down on the booth*

*is blushing*
I knew it...
You're so cute when you blush! *pokes nahos tail*
*takes put a nail filer and starts trimming his giant antler horns*

Having beasthood sucks sometimes...
*The twins stick their tongues out at Medea.*
Both: You mad? Come at us.
*Gamma gets up with a sighs, before heading towards the door*
Well, you kids have fun, try not to break anything. I'll be around, maybe. I suppose
You're gonna be mom.
sanoba: *looks around the leblanc*

*is still blushing and uses the neko cuteness*
*she sits down in a booth, taking off her Ember Celica. She activates them, transforming them into gauntlets. She begins to tinker with them*
*giggles* Ya little cutie, nya~. *kisses her again*
I'm just saying! Tentacle Monsters cause surprise pregnancy! It's true!
*gives it back to her*
sanoba: *leaves*

*kisses back and the neko cuteness grows*

sami: *enters and sits down on a booth*
It was me Shinji....
*Neko cuteness activates!*
I am not going to question that.

*finishes filing his horn*

If only Pyrrha can see me now.
*Looks at Bona* Are guys banging or something?
Good, a run in with a tentacle monster is a harrowing experience....
Why would we be doing that in the middle of Leblanc reap? That's just weird!
sami: *thinks "ok now since naho is part neko she could do the cuteness of the nekos"*
You guys are weird right now....
It's not that weird dude.
*Looks at Shinji* Did you ever experience it?
Tentacle monsters don't care where they do it.
*cracks a smile*
Both: It's weird, Bona guy.
Just do it in a room or something....
Ugh..... Nanaka and I shared a body.... what do you think Reaper.....
Ugh..... memories......
MEOW!!

*runs out of the bathroom who is an actual cat*
That sucks man...
corbin: *has been watching all of this*
Oh, hey Corbin, Nya.
Yes.... yes it does.....
*he runs up to Yang*

Meow! (Yang!! My beasthood took a turn for the worse!)
Shinji, I feel bad for ya.
I feel bad for you...
corbin: *thinks "how dose bona know my name.. i never told him my name"*

*she deactivates her Ember Celica and puts them back on, then looks at Hunter confusedly* Eh?
*telepathically to Corbin* All thanks to despair naho.
*sits down and smiles at naho with alot of cuteness*
*A shiba inu nudges the door open. A second later...* WOOF! *Koromaru bursts in, charging towards the cats*
Hmm.... maybe I need something that can overwhelm and overwrite whatever is in me.... I wonder if that's possible without nearly dying...
Yang, he said: "Yang!! My beasthood took a turn for the worse!" Hunt got turned into a cat.
*In our minds*

corbin: Oh

despair naho: how did you get here

corbin: i dont know

dark corbin: the same reason why he keeps killing me
*still as a cat jumps up to the counter*

MEOW NYA! (Do something! Wish me back to my human self and not this fur coat!)
....oh fudge.
Sorry hunt, she turned back into a human.
Ohh.. Yeah, sorry Hunt... *her cat ears twitch* Not a Genie, anymore..
*Crashin through the roof, a red blur lands softly on one of the slightly destroyed furniture*
....

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/50/ca/46/50ca4698ae4d11a926c16927ecaf6ad6.jpg
Both: Crazy flying white haired man!
*Koromaru races by the new person as he leaps up at Cat Hunter*
corbin: hey its a character from a game or anime who crashed in
*she stares at the new man* Er.. Can I.... Help you?
"Its ok. I can always bring it back. *it instantly warps back to medea* ha~!" I wonder if thats the archer they were talking about...
*he jumps off the runs to the vent*

MEOW!! (This is not how I want my weekend to start!!)
Anyways... *hugs naho again with his tail and intertwines his tail with hers* Nyaa~
corbin: *Uses magic to teleport hunter back here and turns him back to normal*
Both: No, that's not Rose's servant
Arf arf! *Koromaru pounces, but his momentum sends him straight into the wall*
...... You look like someone I've met.....
Ack! *dives out of the way of Koromaru and trips over some wreckage*

Geeze....you'd think Gamma were..... Gamma. Where'd he go!?
Dahlia it's been a while since we on a date. Are you interested?
So rose is the archer's master... good thing im on good terms with her... but who is that guy?
*His eyelids slowly opening, grey steel eyes peered out at them, a bored expression on his face*
Hm..?
So no master this time huh..?
*Standing up, he glanced towards Medea*
...Caster, the Grail War is taking place then..
"A surprise to see you here, archer. Dont worry, im not here to fight you. Theres a no violence rule anyway. But what brings you here?"
*Koromaru shakes his head and runs around again, confused by all the cat scents* Arf?
Both: Crap. We weren't supposed to say that.
Braza: But this guy. White hair. Red clothes.
Irona: Destroyer. Knows what's going on.
Both: Is that actually Satan?
*jumps into the vent and a giant cloud of dust shoots out*

AIEEEE!!!
....? Hunter?
No, wait. Those descriptions mean only one person... EMIYA?
Both: Actually Satan is better. He must be the Saber servant.
corbin: *thinks "emiya archer"
........ wat?
*she sighs, her tail flicking* Meow....
"You two are delusional. I saw him earlier and i can confirm hes an archer... but to be honest he acts more like a blacksmith... *snicker*"
*he enters into the cafe door*

I died in that vent... glad thing I can make my body disappear.
*The tail flick is enough to draw Koromaru's attention* ARF ARF ARF! *He charges at Yang*
*Glancing idly out towards the group and Medea, EMIYA's eyes narrowed into a glare*
....I don't normally dish out a warning to those I target, the closest warning they get is the sight of a blur getting close to them..
...So I'm only going to say this once..
..Stop fighting in the Grail War..
*Smirking, a white falchion appeared on his right hand*
..unless you want to take on Alaya's protector..
Oh, shoot! N-Nice puppy!
Both: See! Sword! He's a saber.
*Koromaru hops up towards Yang and continues barking, oblivious to the Crash Stranger's warning*
K-Koromaru! D-d-down....!
corbin: what the hell is even the grail war
"Was i fighting? I dont remember doing that. Ive mostly been relaxing here. *she notices she har her saber figures out in the open and desprately tires to hide them* you didnt see anything other than me and the brats!"
*sees the white falcion*

Aren't you that one guy who protects that tsundere? Just saying...
Didnt i hear caster jokingly call archer a blacksmith? He may be proficient in swords and mostly uses a bow in combat. Yeah, thats more likely...
*Koromaru recognizes Migrant and whines, sitting down. He trembles with repressed excitement^
Koromaru! I-It's me, Yang! *she jumps out of her booth to hide behind the counter*
M-Meow...
I see Dahlia... so he's a Yharnam hunter like me then.
*Koromaru finally calms down and does the natural doggy thing: greet the white-haired person, Crash Stranger, with a wagging tail* Woof.
*Closing his eyes, the white falchion disappeared from his hands in flashes of light*
So long as you don't participate, I will have no reason to fight you.
The Grail is the main target anyway.
*Looking around the place, his hands twitched, his eyes narrowing into a frown*
.....dirty...
Huh, what happ- dog! *Hibki seems anxious around the dog*

Byakko: I'm guessing this is a thing now.
I still say its moreso multi-proficeincy! *looks at koro* oh hey koro. How are youz.
Both: Why would he summon a sword if he's an archer? Boo ya! Saber.
OOC: Anyone else seen Infinite Blade Works Abridged?
*she frowns at Emiya, mumbling* Well, you did crash through the roof, so of course this place'd be dirty...
*Koromaru glares at Crash Stranger. They were being mean to his friends. Not a good thing.*?Grr...
OOC: Correction: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged
Ooc: i have. Im just playing along with the joke.
Maybe he uses the swords like throwing daggers? That still tecnically classified him as an archer since its a ranged weapon...
.......
What even is this Holy Grail?! Even the Healing Church keep secrets from me!
....Nyaho? You OK hon?
Good Koromaru. *phews, good thing she had visited the shrine before.*
*as fallen asleep*

sami: *leaves*
*In her human form Byakko gets up and starts petting Koromaru*

Byakko: He's adorable.

Hibki: It's these cat instincts. *He attempts to hide but fails*
"Very well. If you want me to leave the grail alone, i will... not like i was gonna use it anyway... ive heard more than enough stories to not want it..."
*she sits back down in her booth, laying her head down* Meow~...
*Lays down on the booth*
You tired reaper?
Both: I don't think Rose wants the grail, so I doubt that'll be a problem. Archer on the other hand...
*Sighing, a flash of light appeared on EMIYA's hands, revealing a broom as he started brushing away the dust*
....
Heh, ya cutie, always falling asleep~ *kisses her, puts her down, and puts a blanket on her*
No i'm just bored....
*she's playing with her cat ears* ...mew....
See, I knew you'd like them yang!
.....i want head pats.
*head pats bona*
Nyaaa~ Thanks Corbin.
*Sigh*
*she sighs* Sleepy...
I am off to bed. Night all.

*walks upstairs to sleep*
*puts a blanket over yang*
Nya, is the dog gone? *Hibki pops his head out from under the table*
*The twins look at EMIYA*
Both: So, actually Satan. How are you?
So boring here....
Should I summon a tentacle monster? Would that make things interesting?
No thanks Shinji....
*Summons a Wendigo*
Nya! That's thing is scary! *Hibki goes back to cowering under the table*
What the Wendigo? * The Wendigo screams*
... *is not scared of the wendigo* i seen much more scary things then that wendigo
Hibki: Yes!

Byakko: I don't really care. On one hand Hibki is making me laugh, on the other hand it shouldn't be funny to scare him. I'm conflicted.
*The Wendigo jumps on Hibki*
*The twins look at the Wendigo*
Both: Aww. It's cute.
Look the twins like him already.
*walks in*

Hey guys I~

*sees the wendigo and shrieks*

KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!

*pulls out the Purifier flamethrower and burns it alive*
No tentacles, please, Shinji.
*laughs at spectre*
Aw Spectre now i have to summon other one....
Yeah.... I wouldn't do that, tentacle monsters reproduce like crazy.
Both: Aww. Don't kill the adorable thing.
What type of sick joke is that!?!
*Summons 5 Wendigos*
*teleports 10 wendigo behide of spectre*