The maenads. Womanly figures that take the form of summoners and can control people and other beings that have a certain type of magic energy. I think one is controlling isaac!
*everything hits, including the pulinpa! Inferno does 200 damage, psiodyne does 150 damage, the slashes both do 150, the fireball hits for 100, and Issac is now confused! HP until Issac is back to normal: 1400/2000* *enemy turn!*
*Cobalt nulls darkness* Kotaro. Fuuma: On it, master *Fuuma appears, glowing like a persona. He stabs Isaac with his gauntlet, injecting something. Medium physical. medium chance to poison*
*Sam's drone auto revives Sam. Auto-revive cooldown: 3 turns* That ain't happening again. Barrier Module: Darkness *Sam is cloaked in a black orb for a second before it vanishes. Resistance change: Electric absorb. Dark Null. Wind Resist. Light Weak.*
*bona, Sam, and rom are revived! Bona hits the psycho force for 200 damage! The gauntlet hits for 100 damage, but doesn't poison. The bufudyne hits for 150 damage! Sams barrier changes! Hp: 950/2000* *enemy turn!*
Isaac! Isaac, im sorry! Something was controlling you, and we had to beat it out of you! Im sorry! Im sorry! A thousand times, im sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!1 THIS COFFEE IS AS AMERICAN AND POWERFUL AS ME, FOR YOU SEE, HULKAMANIA IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE, THANKS TO MY HULKMANIACS!
*Suddenly THE HULKSTER points at everyone with his infinite, ultra muscular arms.*
Kamoshida is better thank Hulk Hogan, he'll beat you in any sport, just like how Junes will beat all of our competitors with these amazing sales! Because everyday is customer appreciation day!
*Frisk and Chara just stand there at the entrance while azzy, king fluffy buns and goat mom look around* Toriel: Come my children! Let us look around this cafe! Chara: Coming mom! Frisk:.... *they both head toward toriel, asgore and asriel*
*toriel walks up to dahlia and notices smol Issac and smol lilac* T: Oh, I see you are a mother as well. Greetings. I am toriel, former queen of the underground.
*HULK HOGAN SUPLEX REALITY SO DAMN HARD, THAT THE 10 DIMENSION BEND TO HIS WILL, CREATING AN ENTIRE REALITY OF HULK HOGANS, EOS PASS, AND THIS UNIVERSE MEETS ITS END. BUT YOU SEE, HULK HOGAN IS SO AMERICAN, THAT HE RECREATES THE UNIVERSE THE WAY IT WAS LIKE BEFORE YOU STARTED TO READ THIS ACTION.*
SO LONG, HULKAMANIACS!!!
*"Real American" plays in every single machine you can see at max volume, as he flies off into the distance, ready to change someone else's life.*
*Take medeas and her headphones off* hello. Im dahlia, and this is caster. "Its a pleasure to meet you, toriel-san." *medea politely bows in the booth* and those two little darlings are isaac and lilac. *plays with them now that the loud man is gone*
T: I have 3 little angels myself! *picks up azzy, smol genderless child 1, and smol genderless child 2* These are Asriel, Chara, and frisk. C and As: Mom! Lemme go! F:......
T:*puts them all down* And please, don't stress me formally. If you want, you can even call me tori! *foosk, chaira, and Asriel as it gets go to the arcade*
*asgore checks the time* Asgore: Toriel, we gotta go. That meeting with sans and Alphys is starting soon. T: Oh dear. My children! We must go! * -_-, o lul o, and MERF run out of the arcade* Azzy: We gotta leave so soon? T: I'm sorry Asriel, but we have to go to that meeting! *looks at dahlia* Well, it was nice meeting you, but I must take my leave. *the 5 walk out*
It's weird, something felt holy in the air today. Looks like tomorrow is going to fell unholy then. Of course I'm going to need help, whoever wants to help is welcome to.
Hm? *looks at miles* wait a sec... *typing on tablet intensifies* excuse me sir? I think i might have seen you from somewhere before... would you happen to be miles edgeworth?
*He walks in behind Yu and looks a bit confused as his friend leaves* Hey what's up man? I thought we were gonna check out the new pla *he spots the other two Yus* On second thought perhaps Mementos would be more fun! *He quickly dashes after Yu*
*The real Yu summons Izanagi, and with a quick swing of it's sword, it cuts the world in half. But thanks to Salvation, he repairs it like nothing happened.*
Both: ..... Uh... Okay? *They sit down next to each other and go on their phones. Haru still has the lolipop in his mouth and Kage took the black coffee.*
Even the craziest things can happen here, mr. Edgeworth... heck, ive even been turned into a humanoid squid... and i can change back into that with this! *shows the charm to edgeworth and immediately transforms to demonstrate*
Yu, have Yu considered the possibility that it is, in fact, Yu that can't see the truth, Yu? Do Yu understand that Yu are, in fact, the Dake, Yu? Yur lies will not change Yur divine punishment for this blasphemy.
Ha, Yu is not Yu, I was here first, which means that I am Yu, you are not Yu, Yu is me, Yu are not me, Yu are Yusuke, not Yu, I am Yu, not Yusuke, Yosuke is also Yu, Yu Yu, not me Yu, Yu are Yusuke and Yosuke, I am Yu
*takes off her charm to present it to him* as a certain rival of yours would say, take that. This pendant, or more specifically the charm, is the source of its power. Theres a small button on the back that when pressed... *demonstrates and truns back into a human* switches between the form you saw earlier and my normal self at will.
But Yu don't understand that my name is Yu, Yu don't seem to acquire the one fact prevalent in Yur world, and that is that I am, in fact, Yu. That is right, I am Yu, and Yu are me.
It's a pleasure to meet you as well. *Edgeworth starts looking around the cafe* This one corner looks out of place. *He points to Sam's corner* Remodeling and just didn't get to it?
