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(Miles edgeworth came in.)
Yu, Yu have great ideas Yu, Yu will accept Yu and Yu, who is me, for I am also Yu, and Yu as well.

Yu will fall to Yu and Yu, who is Yu and I, Yu.
*Edgeworth soon notices an old man sitting silently by the counter*
*He decides to ignore him for now and looks at items in the cafe*
......
Yes Yu, we shall find Yu and make him Yu, but first, Yu must be leaving, I shall see find Yu, see Yu Yu.

*Yu then leaves
Oh, great even more Yus! *Turns to god-man* Don't make me deaf this time, I can handle it!
......
*looks around*
Are you looking for something Edgeworth?
Theres alot of strange stuff happening naho, just don't question it.
*looks at isaac* life is hard isn't it
*Looks at Dagger* Yeah....
*sigh* guess you right *thinks "Wait has he notice the tattoo on his back.. maybe he got it when i was asleep."*
What happened to you isaac?
I'm just looking around, This place is interesting. *He looks at the radio on the counter* Hmm, it only has one station, and its a communication station. Must be for calls for help.
Hey naho-chan! How are you?
*gives naho a hug and a kiss on the lips*
What do you mean what happened?
Oh! Thats for hibiki to contact us! Some demons have been messing with the weather, and hes gonna call us when he finds the guy behind it using this!
To you..... my family was killed.....
I can fight demons dahlia
Bullies everyone ignored me when i was a kid....
well i just woke up.. *hugs bona and also hugs her with my tail*
Hmm, interesting. Alright then. It seems this is a normal cafe, however this world and its people are far from normal. Demons have been causing trouble and Hibki and his pet tiger have been helping out. Is that correct?
*hugs naho with his tail* Nya~
That's about it. Do you analyze everything like this a lot?
*keeps hugging bona and thinks "hey bona have you notice the tattoo on your back?"*
Bullies should suffer..... *creates a sword out of space and gives it to isaac* use it well
Yeah, that sounds about right...
Thanks *Puts the sword away*
*telepathically to naho* Wait, what tattoo on my back?
I'll help in a fight if anything happens
*Chiho wakes up, falling out of the booth*

NYAH! Ow... fuck...

*She gets up and sits back down into her booth*
Isaac... i never knew you got bullied in the future... sorry...
*thinks "the tattoo of a green heart and two black swords infrount of it.. i just noticed it"*
Thanks for you help. I really appreciate it....
*Looks at Dahlia* I didn't have friends in the future....
*turns around and notices the tattoo*
*telepathically to naho* Wait, when did that get there!? Who did this!?
Oh dear... im so sorry... *hugs isaac*
*Edgeworth continues to look around the cafe* It seems like this is a popular place to sleep, it seems many people in this world are homeless.
Wait, didn't you say Akaghi was your friend in the future Issac?
*thinks "i dont know... i just woke up"*
I used to ignore Akaghi.... I don't know why he had so many friends...
Yeah... the booths are surprisingly coumfy.
*She looks at Edgeworth, confused*

I just fall asleep because it's a trait of mine... And I'm not homeless. I don't understand what you mean.
Hi Chiho....
I have a home, it's just safe to be in a place like this, I've been attacked in my own home by many demons before.
Why did you ignore him though?
I was scared of people....
And I have this cafe open 24 hours, it gets tireing to walk all the way home, so I just sleep here.
When you have power you have nothing to be afraid of anymore......
Same here if i may be honest.
Its safe to say, despite many buildings still being in good condition this seems too be a post apocalyptic world where places like this are the best shelter. I should stay around this cafe to stay out of danger correct?
*telepathically to naho* Well whatever, I know you wouldn't do that, Nya. *kisses her again and playfully messes with her ears gently*
You used to be alone too? *looks at Dahlia*
Well, pretty much edgeworth.
Thats a good guess... but its not a post apocalyptic world. Its a place where multiple world merge and converge to make a giant multiverse. All kinds of elements of that world, such as people and locations, get sucked in as well...
nya!~
Its not easy being an only child, lemme tell you that, isaac. Before coming to the nexus, i wasnt able to talk to people much...
You never told me this...
I dont know if I can ever love....... but I dont want to be alone.......
I never got a good chance. Sorry.
*Looks at Dagger* If you need help with the revenge i can help.
*giggles and playfully messes with her tail gently* Nya~
Lilac was the opposite. She was kinda popular....
Maybe she could help introduce you to people and help you make friends?
She tried.... but it didn't worked....
*Chiho yawns, she's really sleepy*

I need head pats... nya...
can you get me something to drink bona
*Pats chiho's head*
I see...
Sure hon, what would ya like?
Did Akaghi try too Issac?
Friends would be useful...... and when I find my families killers I'll bring you isaac
Maybe you could help past me to get friends....
*looks up from his laptop* So many people here... *Starts typing faster*
Shes cute..... *pets chiho*
*Looks at Bona* Not really.... We became friends when i saved him from a thug.
I can control time I can help
Id certainly try.
You can control time?
Oh. That's why.
Nya~

*She purrs at Dagger's pets and Isaac's head pats*
*Looks at Bona* That's why what?
Thats why you two are friends!
*Looks at Chiho* You are so cute.... *continues to give headpats*
i dont know... just surprise me bona
That's why you and Akaghi are friends.
Yeah...
Alright then! *he gives her a glass of pink lemonade*
I was given time powers by god to avenge my family
Huh, well then, is there a hotel or an inn I could stay at? I'm not a fan of sleeping in public.
*drinks the pink lemonade and thinks to myself "should i tell everyone that have not tryed this... i never got to have eat alot of food or drinks"*
Well you are useful then.
There used to be one... but it got blown up... dont worry, no one was hurt in the blast.
N-Nya... don't stop..

*Even though she's sleepy, Chiho enjoys the head pats. She's probably waking up more*
*she enters* Hey, guys... *she seems exhausted* I hate bounty hunting... *she flops* down in a booth*
*Byakko goes back into her human form*

Byakko: I think I'll have a glass of that whiskey Hibki drinks every now and again

Hibki: I'll just have some regular lemonade.
Hey yang.
*Sits next to Chiho and gives her very good headpats(
(didn't mean to put an asterisk in the middle of that action....but oh well)
Did they find out who did it?
*looks at yang*

hey yang
Hey Dahlia.... *she looks at Edgeworth, mumbling* ....and you're the famous prosecutor, Miles Edgeworth...!
*gives Byakko some whiskey and Hibki some lemonade*
No... the culprit fled before they could be discovered...
*she waves at Naho and Bona* Hey, Naho. Hey, Bona.
*Chiho cuddles Isaac in neko instinct*

Nya~ Feels good...
Hi Yang!
*They both drink from their respective drinks*

Byakko: Whoo this is good!

Hibki: Thanks, haven't had lemonade all summer.
*Looks at Chiho* Just tell me when to stop ok? *Gives her headpats*
Hmm maybe I should investigate the ruins and interview witnesses then. Were you there at the time of the incident?
*gives naho head pats and hugs her*
Hey, Isaac! *she pets Chiho* And hi, Chiho.
*thinks "im still woundering how the tattoos got on yangs and bonas backs"*
The only witness left is currently in a coma... sorry.
Do you think like this a lot Edgeworth?
Oh, umm, was there any evidence left at the scene? *Softly* This could turn into a murder investigation very fast.
*She stays quiet and stops cuddling Isaac. Blushing, Chiho looks away embarrassed*

S-Sorry... my neko instincts go too far when I'm pet too much...
I like it when you do that. *Smiles at Chiho*
Oh, and I managed to get the tattoo removed... It was annoying... *she sighs* Still, how did it get there...? Well, I'm tattoo free now, and I wanna stay that way for a while... *her ear twitches*
Nope. They left no trace of themselves. Besides, that person, who also happens to be my husband, got into his coma from a collapsing building separate from the explosion...
Hibki: Is there a good way to control them? I'm not used to it yet myself. *His ears and tail twitch*

*Byakko drinks more, before long she is drunk* a

Byakko:(Slurred) I love everyone here, not in the romantic way. Okay I like one person here romantically and it's a secret.
*thinks "well thats good..."... faints*
*gives naho head pats and messes with her cat ears*
That person being the witness, by the way.
*sighs* Oh gosh, Byakkos drunk.
Should i do it, bona?
*She blushes even more*

Y-You do? That's good t-to hear...
Well then. I'm sorry to hear about your husband, you have my payers. I guess I'll sleep here then. *He attempts to get comfortable in the booth but doesn't fall asleep yet*
*has a bucket of cold water on standby*
*Pats Chiho's head* Yeah i do. *smiles*
Thank you, mr. Edgeworth. *bows*
nya!~ *pats chiho's head*
*The Twins enter the café and sit down in Sam's corner silently. There eyes looks deader than usual*
What is love good for........?
Oh no... not again!
Hibki: What's with the bucket?

*Byakko is crawling around in all fours while still in human form, sometimes falling on her face*

Hibki: Go home Byakko, you're drunk.
You can if you want dahlia. And what's up with the twins?
*dumps the water on a drunken byakko* sorry bout this.
*Looks at Dagger* You loved your parents.. so you should know that.
N-Nya...

*She cuddles Isaac again due to the head pats*
*playfully messes with nahos tail gently* Nya~
*Blushes a bit and continues to pat Chiho's head*
*They both talk exactly at the same time, more formal sounding then normal*
Both: Someone talking about us?
Byakko: Cold! Ugh, I'm off to clean up. *She gets up and stumbles her way to the bathroom.*

*Hibki is unable to control his laughter*

Hibki: That was amazing! Why did you do it though?
*Rom hunches down at his laptop even more to avoid eye contact with the twins*
The shock of the cold sobered her up.
*rubs my head on bona*
Yeah, you two seem a bit different. You guys OK? Did something happen?
*Nuzzles naho*
Both: Of course not. We're fine.
Do personas sober up like humans? I have to admit I'm felling a little tipsy myself after she drank that glass.

*Byakko stumbles back out sitting next to Hibki and leaning on him*

Byakko: I wanna puppy.

Hibki: I don't think it worked. Just let the alcohol run its course.
*she's drawing something in some spare paper...* Hmmm... I just can't get the hair right...
They have the dead, controlled eyes... it must be that dark angel back at work...
maybe we should all get drunk..
Both: Not a dark angel. Don't worry. I'm fine. Really.
No, naho-chan! Thats a bad idea!
Naho, no....
That look tells me otherwise...
*She falls asleep cuddling Isaac. Chiho makes soft neko sounds in her sleep*
Both: Dahlia, you worry too much. I told you. I'm perfectly fine.
Sleep well cutie... *smiles at her*
I loved my parents but theyre gone now...... I would like a drink if were drinking
The fact that your saying "i'm" together instead of we tells me somethings off... show yourself!
Let me invite you for a beer Dagger.
*faints*
Dahlia we should call Geralt. He knows how to deal with it.
I mean Mom!
*Looks up from his laptop*
And the fact that they call you Miss Dahlia, usually...
Both: Heh. Perceptive. Worry not, they know I'm here and I don't plan on hurting them. My name is Ambriel.
*puts naho on a booth and kisses her*
*Byakko satrts hugging Hibki's arm as he tries to ignore her*

Hibki: I'm just going to ignore her, she doesn't know what she's doing.

Byakko: How could you say that Hib, aren't I adorable?
Ambriel, huh? Now that you've told us your name can you please leave those twins alone?
That's not the dark angel. She had a different voice.
Ugh, I need bed to sleep on. Is there somewhere in this cafe for me to sleep that's not a booth?
Ambriel... I see. *Writes down the name in his notebook* What are you doing here and why are possessing the twins?
Ambriel: Like your Ratatoskr, I can not leave them alone. We are bound.
*Looks at Miles* You can take the attic.
Like a persona? How come we didn't see this before?
I see... thanks for telling me, isaac.
So your their persona? I thought people didn't share them.
And how come we havent heard of this before?
*enters*
Ooc: *you're
H ET y Naby.
...... *she finishes her drawing. It's a picture of Team RWBY* ......still not as great as Yusuke, though....
Ooc: hey not het I promise I'm not memeing
Ambriel: They told you they had a persona. You didn't listen. As for sharing, these two are unique. They are linked like my two halves are linked.
*Edgeworth goes up to the attic where he promptly falls asleep*
*sits down at a booth*
Hold on... so you function like the twins in the zodiac... there are two halves to you, one for irona and one for braza... am i understanding this correctly?
*drinks the pain away*
Ambriel: Correct.
*Chugs down the entire beer bottle*
Huh. That makes sense.
I see now... But why come out now?
*drinks 3 more*
*she's suddenly cooking bacon... She's splashed with grease* Ow, I've been assaulted by food!
*drinks 100 beers and is not even drunk* i love my body since i cant get drunk!
Now i think im starting to get it... *ratatoskr appears* "my, oh my, what a peculiar situation..."
*Drinks 10 more*
Ambriel: I like walks. I thought I could hide as them to watch over the heroes of the nexus in your... quaint little meeting place, but I under estimated your perceptiveness. You impress me.
*drinks 500 and burps fire*
Wow... thats rather surprising...
That's... slightly creepy...
*looks at ambriel* ....
Ambriel: Why? An angel can't like walks like humans do?
Wait, Naby, why can't you get drunk, Nya?
*Drinks 700*
*Hibki and Byakko both fall asleep leaning on each other*
*she has a BLT sandwich....* Yum...
*looks at Isaac* impressive
i dont really know.. its how my body works.. the only time i can get drunk is from pills.. so anything liquid doses not do anything to me.. do that means even putting a needle into my arm will still do nothing.. so yeah that means no truth liquid will get me!!!
You did well too.
Ambriel: Is something wrong with them? They are drinking far too much.
*Summons his persona Miyamoto Musashi by accident*
I have personas too *summons Jesus*
*she sits down in a booth, ready to eat... but she drops her sandwich.... she starts to cry* Dammit, why me..?!
Wow Jesus is your persona?
No thats not the surprising thing. I meant you being impressed with my perceptiveness... it was an easy character tick to pick up on...
*gives yang another blt sandwich*
*she tearily thanks Bona'* Thank you..!
*Miyamoto speaks to Dahlia* "Greetings"
I have 40 but Jesus is my strongest
That's good.
Hello. You must be musashi, yes? Its nice to meet you. "Nice to meet ya, too!"
Ambriel: Of course I'm impressed. You prove the lady Gabriel's claims are unfairly judged on your more primitive kind, not your society as a whole.
"I am Isaac kun's persona"
Ambriel: Brave Fencer Musashi Miyamoto. Kotaro Fuuma would have a word with you.
"And why?"
Im rather thankful to your words, ambriel.
Ambriel: Apparantly, you're old friends. He wants to catch up.
"Sounds good"
*looks around*
Ambriel: Not a problem, Dahlia. I think I shall leave now. May we meet again. Preferably on the same side.
*Ambriel's presence fade. The twins blink awake*
Braza: What happened?
Irona: And why are we here?
Both: Damn it miss Ambriel.
Medea: and i believe i do not need an introduction, but i am medea, a caster. It is a pleasure to meet you, ambriel.
Oh, they already left... well...
Medea: so thats how that ambriel person works... rather mysterious...
Miyamoto: .....
Braza: Yeah, they come and go
Irona: But they always answer if we need them
Both: We're glad they're with us.
*laughs loudy*
Kinda like im always happy that ratatoskr is there to protect me, despite being ill-tempered... "hey!" Its true though...
Medea: so... how are you two doing today?
*Takes out his keys* The keys to the cafe.... *sigh*
Braza: We're fine
Irona: We're here now too
Both: So that's nice.
*little did everyone know their was a huge bucket of water above them all*
*Dodges the bucket*
*we all dodge as well* eep!
Medea: will someone be careful with how they place those?
*destroys the bucket with homing bullets*
*Still looking at the keys* ......
*the water of the bucket that was above me splashes all over me*
*The twins don't dodge.*
Both: We're wet now. Bleh.
*medea dries off the twins* medea: hows this? Better?
Both: Thanks, miss Medea.
*is wet but doses not care at all*
*Watches how Chiho sleeps*
Medea: you're both welcome. *she giggles*
*the water soils her sandwich... She starts to cry again*
*gives yang 200 sandwiches*
*Gives her a new sandwich*
*she stares at the sandwiches* .....that's a bit excessive, don't you think...?
Braza: So, miss Dahlia?
Irona: These Personas everyone has?
Both: They have Tarot card tie ins, right?
*laughs*
... *thinks "i wish i could summon a persona.. and i think naho is in the same way"*
*she eats two of the many sandwiches* Thanks, though.......sandwiches, anyone..?
Yeah... ratatoskr has been assigned to the priestess. "Mostly because thats the one anne had before me."
*eats 100 sandwiches*
Braza: Hey, what do you know?
Irona: Jack was right about this world.
Both: Guess that makes us Justice.
Given ambriel is an angel and they are usually assigned to justice, thats a logical guess...
*she dries herself off with her semblance, then lays down* Meow..
Braza: So we're Justice
Irona: And Miss Dahlia is Priestess
Both: So, what does that make everyone else?
I don't know my tarot....
*looks around*
Im a lot of tarits
*she seems to have fallen asleep...*
I think I'm a fool, cuz I'm adaptable.
Braza: What do you know?
Irona: A bunch of fools
*The twins start laughing*
And i think i mostly got priestess because my analytic nature heavily overlaps with several traits the priestess is supossed to represent...
Shut up creepy doll twins....
*sighs sadly and looks around*
Haha... ha... tarot joke... very funny... *medea facepalms to hide a rather goofy grin on her face and mumbles "that was SO bad..."*
Braza: Rude.
Irona: Mean
*The twins stick their tongues out at Isaac*
*Grabs their tongue* Don't do this again....
Braza (Muffled): Give us our tongues back
Irona: (Muffled): Ouch. That hurts.
*squeezes their tongue*
*laughs* That's amusing.
*looks around if i could see bona*
*sees bona* hey bona guess what
Stop it isaac. Its just a joke...
*The twins flail their arms cartoonishly*
Both (muffled): Help!
*stops* Good dolls....
The twins are kinda cute...........