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What is it Naby? And you better not try to hypnotize me.
Ooc: lol first post
They were only jesting about how so many people are associated with the fool arcana. Its not meant to be taken seriously or personally...
I was just joking too...
did you know that i have the justice soul
Both (muffled): Still haven't let go. Our tongues are breaking.
You do? Huh. Cool. I think I have a kindness soul, but I'm not sure.
*Lets the tongues go and washes his hands*
Both: Finally! We're free!
*looks at him with a deadpan look* sure you were. Now let go of them, please...
Thank you.
Then don't believe me mom.... Geez just like Lilac....
yep sees *shows my yellow soul*
Haha... dont worry, im just kidding. *pats him on the back*
Huh. Cool. Lemme try. *suddenly a green soul appears in front of bona* Huh. I was right.
*Looks at Dahlia* You and Lilac always do this...
*shoots a bullet at the wall which bounces around the room and hits a dude who was invisible and was trying to kill me*
Hehe... like mother, like daughter, huh?
Both: Isaac is mean. Meh.
*The kids bury their faces in their arms.*
The twins are dolls. Meh *copies them*
So that's why my eye turns green sometimes.
Yeah mom...
yep...
They're not dolls, they just like their twin dynamic... yeah, thats it...
*Looks at Dahlia and smiles* Smartass....
*the soul dissapears*
Both: Blame Titani and Obero.
Hey, at least you and Lilac aren't like that. *laughs*
Titania and oberon? The king and queen of the faries?
*Looks at Bona* Thank god!
Did you say Titanic and Oreo? *Looks at the twins*
Both: ... Sure, let's go with that.
hey bona.. i kinda wounder what my persona is..
It would be interesting to see you with a persona.
yeah... also naho has not got her persona
I think my answer sound more plausible...
*Drinks 10 beer*
Both: Naby's persona is Clint Eastwood.
*starts bursting laughing at that joke*
*Sigh*
Naby's persona is Jay from the Kubz scouts *says it with a drunk tone*
*Drinks 10 more beer*
Both: Our idea is better.
Well my sister's doll was better....
*pours cold water on isaac* you are NOT going home drunk, young man!
*still laughing, is now ROFL-ing
*Starts running away from and the benny hill music starts*
Both: Stop calling us dolls. It almost feels like you're calling us toys...
Why you! *runs after him with more cold water*
*stops laughing and just awkwardly stares at the dahlia and issac* Huh.
Do you guys use battery?
*sigh* im not joking i really want to know what my persona is
*Runs like Usian Bolt*
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*The twins give Isaac a death glare.*
Hes drunk! Forgive him! *dumps more cold water on isaac*
slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp
*Looks at the twins* So cute....
* looks at @TotalMinerSpide*
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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*Still runs like Usian Bolt*
Both: Don't look down on us because we're kids!
oh my god
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*sends cold water through my satchel to pour cold water ahead of him, with no way to avoid it becquse hes going too fast*
At the moment i look up...
Help! someone is screaming in my cafe! For no reason!
*Looks at Naby* You believe in jesus too clint?
naho: *wakes up and kisses bona on his lips*
:eyes:
*spiders overrun the cafe and kill everyone* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
... *nope*
*Isaac doesn't die because he is immortal*
*The twins are revived with Sam's drone*
*Looks at Naby* You're a shame *drunk slap*
*is blushing at the kiss* Well that was sudden hon, Nya. *starts messing with her ears* Nya~
*sumps cold water on him as soon as he respawns*
S̟P͉I̩̹̹D͖E̗̮͎RS̠ ̝͢D̬̜͈O̞̰̞̫ͅN'̘T A͖̝̩̦̬B̲̠͉̞̤̱͉I̛̠̘̙͕̘̬D̸̼E̘̻ ͔̗͍̥͠B̩̱̫̥̫͈͈Y̮̫̲̳̝̯̣ ̝̖͔͈Ḩ͉̫̱̘U͓̪̻̱M̹͖̮͉͇A͉̹͇͔͠N͍ ̜̰L̸͓͉̹̱AWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*doesnt die because PLOT*
*Dodges the cold water* Try me....
*Annoyed by Isaac and the spider, the twins started killing spiders with their wire shooters*
*everyone dies anyway because you're gay yes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*uses telekinesis to hold Issac in place* Now dahlia!
slurpslurplsurpslurpslurp
Fine... since your being so stouburn... *smacks him with a paper fan*
*still doesn't die bcoz P L O T*
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*Breaks out from bona's trap because i typed it*
*nope*

naho: *keeps kissing bona*
*BonafideMonafide04 dies because your plot is gay haha pwned*
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*blows up mine spider*
*Drinks 10 more beers*
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*Ambriel possesses the Twins*
Ambriel: If I don't make them leave, they won't leave. So I'm making them leave. But one warning to everyone first: stop comparing these two to dolls or toys. They will kill you. Bye now.
*Ambriel makes the twins leave*
corbin: *uses magic to kick the meme spider out...*
*still doesn't die*
*telepathically to naho* Heheh, you're so cute like this.
He's dead, just like Total Miner
naho: lets go to the beach bona
*blows it up again*
*laughs at Bona and Naho* They're gonna do some banging!
*The door to the cafe is blown clean off it's hinges. Henderson walks inside, joint in his mouth. He sees the dead spider, and the group around it.*

Did you little shits just kill an innocent poodle?

*Henderson scoops up the dead spider, and out of anger blows up the entire cafe. Afterwards, he steals a bus full of disable children and drives home to nurse his new pet back to life.*
Ooc: OK this is just blowimg up in my face
Ic: Sure, why not.
*grabs isaac by the wrist with a death grip and smacks his face with my hand* you're gorunded for a week, young man. Go to the corner and think of what touve done in your drunken stupor!
Shut it Issac.
*Looks at Dahlia* Think of the palm of my hand *slaps her*
Ow! TWO WEEKS, YOUNG MAN!
No!
......everyone is so happy
*Laughs* Just like my mom.
Yes! Now sit down! And think about what you've done!
*Chiho randomly wakes up. I ran out of ideas long ago.*

Nya, what's going on?
*goses to the beach*
*Notices Chiho and turns back to Normal.
Chiho! *hugs her*
*sigh* i think i told bona and naho that im immune to hypnotism... did that get passed down, and if so who got it? You, lilac or both?
*Surprised, she hugs Isaac back*

Heya. What's up?
Both.
I'm doing and you? *Smiles*
Jealous.........
*Good*
Well, I just woke up so... I guess I'm fine.
*Looks at Dagger* Maybe i show you my sister.
Sister....?
Good grief... note to self: make sure isaac never gets drunk again...
That's good *comes closer to her*
I have a sister Dagger.
I keep on getting tired though....

*As if to show her point, she lets out a sleepy yawn.*
*Pats her head*
Is she cute.......?
Totally!
Interested...
Also note to self: just because you're immune to hypnotism doesn't make you immune to possession...
*Chiho smiles and lays down on Isaac's lap.*

Nya... Thanks..
I call her *Calls her*
*Rubs Chiho's back*
*Enters and looks at Isaac* Why did you call me?
*looks at the new girl* .....
Hey Sis!
*Chiho really enjoyed it. But of course, she falls asleep again.*
You have a date. *laughs*
*Sigh*
A date.....?
Hey lilac!
*Sits next to Dagger* Uh hello....
Hi mom.
Hey........
Who are you?
I'm Dagger.... im a death soldier trying to avenge my murdered family
*Touches his hand* Really?
Yes...... I think I could do it but im missing something..... something important *touches her hand back*
Ok... now im convinced... hes in some form of chuunibyou fantasy...
What do you miss *wraps her arms around his shoulder*
*Telepathy to Dahlia* I'm testing this guy....
(I see... thats my girl.) *winks to her*
*Winks back*
ooc: hes not a chunibo stop it

I miss my family and my home..... I just want to feel loved again....... but everything is pain and darkness
You want my love?
if you like me..... I wouldnt mind.......
I already like you dear....
You do.....? even though ive lost so much and have been shrouded in darkness..... thank you....
*Kisses his cheek*
Ooc: sorry... but your not doing a good job at convincing us otherwise... it almost seems reminiscent of that one anime where the characters chuunibyou stuff becomes real...
ooc: i never watched that.... i put all my thought into making a good character to rp here why are you being mean

*blushes* ...... can I kiss you too?
Only if you are good boy....
Ooc: i wasnt trying to be mean... i was just expressing my opinion... sorry if it hurts your feelings or something... but it all seems too good to be true, even by nexus standards...
OOC: Confirmed, only edgelords allowed.
Ooc: thats not what i meant... please dont take it that way...
Ooc: i meant the whole "looks like a normal school boy, BOOM suddenly hes a dragon!" Thing...
OOC: But if it's not too good to be true, and not edgelords, then what is it you want?
Ooc: more context behind why this is all possible. Thats all.
OOC: Not to alarm you, Dahlia. But "looks like a normal X, BOOM suddenly he's a Y" is at least two people in this thread. And no, Dagger is not one of those two that I'm counting.
OOC: Bad time to come in?
Ooc: i see... im sorry then...
Ooc: I...honestly never knew that was normal...
OOC: Well Good Night
You know what... im getting tired... good night guys.
*Enters fixing Bona's cafe*
OOC: after looking back on this thread, why does all the silly stuff happen while I'm asleep?
OOC: Because people are only silly when you are gone.
*Bona walks to the cafe and enters*
Nyaaaaa~. Well, time to open up again.
*Enters the cafe*
*Both Hibki and Byakko wake up*

Both: Morning!

Hibki: I gotta go though later!

*Hibki walks out*

Byakko: Bye Hib.
*enters*
*Pours some cofffe and sits down on a booth while watching everyone*
*sits down on the booth*
*A young man enters the cafe. His hair was blue, his eyes were grey, something about him was just so familiar. His clothes were a bit off, like he was going out dancing.*

Huh, new cafe...
*looks at the person who entered*
.....
Is no one serving right now?
What do you want to drink?
Coffee, black please.
*Pours him some black coffee* Here.
*watches*
*He takes a sip.* Hm....
*Looks at him* It's bad?
No... it's alright. Just used to my own is all.
You have a cafe?
*thinks "Why dose he look like hes going to dance"*
Yeah, it's more of a family business if anything. Moonlight is what I named it.
Woah, sorry. I blanked out. Hi! Welcome to my cafe!
@sanoba Fix: Why does he look like he's going to dance.
Ah Moonlight you rarely open it....
OOC: i dont care, its my way of saying it... i dont care its not correct, this is not school
Heh, well I barely have the time anymore. My daughter has been keeping it running though.
OOC: Just doing my job.
*looks around*
Your daughter... Lavenza right?
*sighs and just watches*
*Kuro walks into the cafe, looking around. Sitting down in a booth, she quietly observes.*
Well she's one of them. *He takes another sip.*
I see....
Yeah, quite the family huh?
*thinks "that is quite intresting"*
Yeah it is.
*interesting*
Oh, hey Kuro. Hey sanoba.
Byakko: Could I have some water?
How long has this place been here? I've never been here before.
Bona opened it 2 days ago i think....
OOC: i the person who roleplays all of my account i have here, been to the learning center where bad kids go to. they mostly go to behavior and not learning

hey bona
Hello Bona. This is a fairly nice café you've made.
Very new then. Well it's nice to see the competition.
Thanks. I mainly opened it because Leblanc blew up though.
Gin
*Gin enters the café and sits at Sam's corner.*
Howdy everyone.
that is true
OOC: No offense but why do you RP then?
I heard about that. Though it should be rebuilt soon.
What's the reason for LeBlanc being destroyed so often? It's happened so many times.
OOC: because its the only its one of the two things i can have fun with other people, the other one this online video games.. and also im not in that school anymore. im going to high school
No clue. It was like that back when I first arrived.
*Walks in with groceries in hand*

I believe /I/ can answer that. The place is kinda the center of all the madness here, and as a result tends to have a lot of fights.

Heck, Tatsuya once destroyed it to get rid of some fog.
Hey mig, Nya.
Hey there Mig. It's been a while.
*watches*
Byakko: It's just something you get used too I guess. Leblanc getting destroyed is a sure as the sun rising tomorrow.
OOC: As sure as
True Byakko.
Yuki! I don't think I've seen you since.... well that night in Moonlight.

I saw your kids recently. Um.... and Shaigis....
Yeah, been busy with the other job. You know how it is.
*thinks "im still wondering why he is wearing those dancing clothes*
Um.... nyu have a lot of other jobs, Yuki.

But I'll leave it at that. I know I've been kept suddenly rather busy as well...

NOT with Shadow things!
Um... ok?
*sits at the counter*
*He walks downstairs* Huh, a few new people. *He takes a seat in a booth* Green tea please.
Well, at least this place seems more peaceful than LeBlanc. Though after a few hours I bet this place will be just the same.
*Gamma walks in with a sigh, looking around*
Another Cafe huh? Let me guess,LeBlanc exploded. That always seems t-
*Gamma finally notices Migrant*
Is this a bad time for me to be here?
There was always something going on at LeBlanc.
Byakko: Good morning Edgeworth, how did you sleep?
Gin
Bona. Got any diet coke?
*Gin takes Sam's sign down*
Hey Edgeworth. *slides him a green tea*
Ene
*She slams the door open with a wide grin*

Hello people!

*She strides in*

It's been so long since I have seen any of you!
*gives Gin a diet coke*
Gin
Thanks Bona. Who's your friend?
*watches*
A bunch of familiar faces pouring in. Like old times.
Thank you. I am well. *He sips the tea* I suppose I should look around a bit today.
Who do ya mean Gin?
*Looking inside, Hillock notices Kuroumi*
Hm... well if she is here this place has to be good: Coffee, please!
Ene
*She walks right up to the counter*

Hey Bona!

Are you still planning cool stuff?
Oh hi Ene, I haven't seen you in..... well since that whole mess with the Cave of Wonders. *Winks slyly*
Gin
The blue one.
*Gamma quickly turns around upon hearing Ene's familiar voice*

O... Oh h.. Hey Ene. It really has been a while, hasn't it? Last time was when I was working at a Manga store.... That one day...
I mainly just opened this up since Leblanc kinda exploded, but I might plan on doing some stuff like cosplay parties.
Hm? Yo, Gamma!
My, so many people entering now. Also, I'll take black coffee.
Oh, that's Ene. We met a while back.
*thinks "maybe i could ask him why hes wearing those clothes"*
Uh?... Gamma and Mig... in the same space... without fighting?
Well that's new!
Ene
*She returns the wink*

Congrats you broke my replica once again!

I am beginning to think you have a gift for that.

*She then turns to face Gamma*

Yeah it has been a long time ...

*She awkwardly looks around*

So what have you been up to Gamma?
Hey gamma! What's up?
Gin
Ene, hmm? I see.
Oh yeah, I guess I did break your game again....

Maybe your games need less potentially deadly liquids? Or less stupid people.
*Gamma takes this chance to look over at the cafe shelves*
N.. Nothing much. Mostly just hanging around.... There's a card-game shop that opened pretty recently, been there a few times.

*Gamma looks at his feet*
And for some reason I keep running into snakes... One was a magician, like a street magician... Then there was this.... This one in a submerged school. The magician one was actually pretty chill.
*A shadow slides in and forms into Shaigis*
Huh... New place, neat.
Uh? Shaigis, is that you? Been a long time!
Ene
*She begins to laugh*

Nah the game breaking is actually really fun for me. Me and snake-chan like picking up the pieces afterwards.

*Her eyes sparkle*

Which means I'll just have to add more deadly liquids and stupid people!
Heh, you continue to surprise me Shaigis.
*thinks "is that a shadow!?"*
Oh, hill! Haven't seen you in a while!
Ene
*Her laughter fades as she focuses on her hands*

The card game shop sound pretty fun.

I should check it out sometime.

*She then offers a weak laugh*

Wow your like some sort of snake whisperer or something Gamma.
Bona! I saw your cafe, and well... I haven't seen anybody in a long time, so I wanted to look inside. Looks animated.
How are you?
Awwww... It warms my heart that fleshbags are happy to see me... No really, it does.
Oh no..... well if you like me breaking things then I'm glad to provide you some fun. You trying to fix it is often times more fun.

*Blinks*

Oh, hey Shaigis~
I'm glad. *He smiles*
*scans Shaigis and thinks "its a good thing im a robot"*
Heya Mig~
And Yuki~
Wouldn't think two of my favorite people would be in the same place.
Been a crazy week.
I'm good dude. I mainly opened this place since Leblanc kinda went..... Kaboom. But I might leave it open for a bit longer, I'm getting a ton of business!
*Gamma laughs awkwardly and observes the crack between two floorboards*
It helps that he could speak English. Though they both attacked me at first, the water one couldn't....

*Gamma looks up as though he realized something*
I never really tried talking to that one... Crap...
Well, this place got lively fairly fast.

*While Kuro looks around the café, her eyes land on Ene.*

I don't think I've seen her before... She seems familiar though.
Mmm, I was passing by and someone asked why Leblanc keeps getting destroyed.
Wait wait wait, Leblanc blew up? It's no more? That's disappointing. :(
Ene
*She blushes at the compliment*

Thanks Migrant.

But all me and Snake-chan do is slightly alter things. Nothing big.

*She looks at Gamma with confusion*

Is something wrong?