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*is still asleep*
*she waves at Naoto* Nyello.
*Sits down on a booth*
Greetings, Yang-chan. How're you?
pat: *keeps petting yang*
*Kage walks in, a lolipop stick in her mouth. She throws it in the nearest trash can and waves at everyone happily.* Heya guys! What's up?
I'm good, Naoto. Just kinda worn out... *she starts to play with Pat's ahoge*
pat: *sighs* hey yang, what would you do if i became a female? *fixes my glasses as she played with my ahoge*
Why's that, may I ask?
*she shrugs* I dunno, Pat. Prolly just keep doing what I'm doing now.
pat: oh corbin: *enters and turns pat into a girl then leaves* pat: fuck..
....did I mention I'm of a bounty hunter yet, Naoto?
You're a what...
Bounty hunter's a good job. I'm an assasin, if anyone cares.
Ooc: my phone forced an update so this is kinda late Ic: I turned ya into a neko, duh.
Assasin? That's cool.
I'm kind of a bounty hunter. Exhausting job, but pays good.
pat: Oh... now im a female neko!... and now im even more cute... is that a bad thing?
I am a detective... *He says weakly*
No, it's not. You're absolutely adorable! *puts a collar in pat* Now you're even cuter, of that's even possible!
*Returns to the cafe, sitting down wordlessly*
*she starts to coddle pat* Of course that's a good thing, you're adorable~! And detectives are cool~
pat: is this a bad time to say im also a detective, so is toby
Huh. Cool. *is still hoping naho wakes up soon*
You don't have to lie through your teeth to make me feel better...
Naoto, don't make me come over there and hug you...
Heh, I don't doubt you would, but I don't think that's necessary.
Trust me, she would.
*is still asleep* pat: *looks around the room*
Well Detectives are cool. Remember Sherlock?
Everyone seems like good friends...
*pets pat*
*Notices Setsuna* Oh hey there!
Sherlock was one of my inspirations, of course I know him.
pat: nya!
*she's suddenly sprawled across Hisato's legs* Hello there, friend~ *she waves at Setsuna* Hello!
Then you are cool.
Oh gosh you're even cuter when you nya. *pets pat some more*
*Kage sighs.* Man, it's boring here...
pat: oh thank god i can move my legs *gets up but to fall to the floor* and my legs are asleep...
*Turns to Yang* You never give up don't you... *sighs with a happy look*
*Sigh* Do you really think so?
*Nods to Kage* You're telling me. The entire Nexus is uneventful.
*Then turns to Naoto* Of course!
Hello... *Nods to Hisato and Tsubomi shyly. She also passes glances at Naoto for some reason, but doesn't actually say anything*
*helps pat up*
pat: thanks *gets on the booth and sighs*
*she boops Hisato* I like you, you're cool~
I know i'm cool.
*sits next to naho* Wow, she's been sleeping for a while.
*is still asleep and is also somehow floating now*
Bet you can't keep your cool, though. *she suddenly hugs Hisato*
Ummmmmmmm pat? Nahos floating what should I do?
pat: *suddenly wants to go shopping for some reason*
Okay i lost it! *Looks nervous*
*Naoto blushes and attempt to reply, his voice is strangely a higher octave* T-Thank you, Hisato-kun. You're to kind.
pat: try waking her up
OK then. Sorry bout this naho.. *starts tickling her*
No problem *Smiles at Naoto*
*she laughs* I knew you would lose it sooner or later.
Ooh, he's losing it. I wanna help. *Kage, with a wide grin hugs Hisato.*
... *Setsuna turns away from the yaoi fantasy in her head*
naho: *wakes up and begins to laugh but falls to the ground and gets knocked out*
Two girls?! *His face turns into red*
*Bursts through door* Henlo nerds
pat: why do i feel like i want to go shopping...
Oh shoot. Uhhhh kappa, Samarecarm. *uses Samarecarm to make naho not be knocked out*
*she smirks at Hisato* Kage, I'd call this a mission accomplished! *she waves at Pikadaboi* Sup, nerd?
*Naoto only watches Hisato in embarrassment as he's hugged by both of the girls* U-Um, am I correct in saying you two have significant others?
....is that a talking pikachu?
They have Naoto! Oh god i'm gonna get killed!
*Spies conversation from shady corner*
*it doses not work because.... dark corbin* pat: *covers myself to make people stop seeing how cute i am but it makes me look more cute*
...Talking furry creature... Cute... ...Everyone is very affectionate in here as well... Is it, umm... that kind of place...?
I do not consider as a furry if you think so I will send in the Pichu mafia not even kidding *Dials Phone*
*Kage stops hugging Hisato and turns to Naoto.* Yeah, I'm dating someone. So? I still like messing with people.
*Naoto chuckles* It was nice knowing you, Hisato-san. You'll be missed.
Dark Corbin I hate you so much. *sighs* If I have to pull a effing sleeping beauty on her I'm gonna punch a thing.
*she looks at Setsuna* Not always. But it gets boring, so weird stuff always happens.
Someone help!
Same here, Kage.
*Naoto turns to Setsuna* Absolutely not. Their just messing with him, is all.
Pichu mafia...? I'm kind of interested... I don't think I would be missed regardless, so...
*Walks into conversation while wasted* Where's the fucking whiskey nerds
pat: *sigh and thinks "well other people are begin seen while i am not..."*
*she hugs Hisato a bit tighter* Aww, what's wrong, puddin'?
*Nods at Naoto and Tsubomi, blushing* I-I see... My apologies... It's kind of nice to see everyone having fun, even if I can't really relate...
*picks up naho and walks over to pats table* Pat we gots us a problem
Hey you I'm asking for the whiskey.
I-I can't breathe it's soo thi ght.....
Where's the whiskey?
*throws pikadaboi a bottle of whiskey except it's in a plastic bottle so it doesn't break*
*Chugs it all down and pulls out phone* Yeah don't come they got what I wanted.
pat: just let her sleep...
*Naoto stands up and puts a hand on Setsuna's shoudler* I can't rate either. I'm a misfit in most cases applicable. I was always an outcast, prefering to work alone. We're in the same boat. *Despite saying some depressing things, Naoto gives her a smile*
OK I guess... I just wanna spend time with her cuz- *is about to finish the scentace, but doesnt*
Hey have you guys seen the skinny kid who lives in the attic?
*she snickers, seemingly having no intentions of releasing Hisa anytime soon...*
I can f-feel the private parts! *Blushes even more*
*ponders in wonder as to what these weird sounds are*
*Seeing Hisato blush even more, Kage's grin grows to be more evil as she hugs Hisato once again, tighter than before.*
*decides whenever to shoot up the place or to find the source of the moaning*
*Sigh* Don't kill the poor lad. *With a shrug, Naoto yells in the direction of Hisato* Why the hell not...Let me join! *Naoto walks over to Hiasto and latches onto him as well*
A BOY!!!!!
*walks in looking like this* https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b6/95/93/b69593417eb856f3e3717c0fcb6a20c7.jpg So what did I miss?
*Hisato Mobile is fun.
*cocks gun*
pat; what the fuck!?!
*she laughs* Ahh, Hisa, you're adorable~
*Looks into Naoto's eyes as he speaks, looking glassy eyed. She looks down sadly* I know who you are... You're Naoto Shirogane, the boy detective who helped solve several mysteries... I don't think that makes you a misfit... You work alone, but you have a gift. Something you're good at despite being an outcast... I don't have any special skills or abilities... I'm nothing...
You find this fun!!!
*points gun at nearest persona and yells* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
*person
... was it something I said?
Now a boy too!!!!!
Nothing personal laddie. Just give me the news.
*Naoto lets go of Hisato and instead hugs Setsuna from behind* No one is useless. We all have a purpose and our own skills, we just need time to search for them. *He chuckles* Just give it time.
*she waves at Spectre, still hugging Hisa* Hi, Spec~
pat: *hugs yang* *wakes up and looks at spectre* ... wake me up once its morning *goses back to sleep*
I can still feel the private parts!!!!
Man, this is fun... Haven't messed around like this since Satan. *Kage gives a small kiss on the cheek to Hisato.* You like that?
*Blushes even more* I-I....
*his organic metal helmet unravels to reveal his face* Looks like that little relic that I've founded in New York got more than i expected...
*leaves and finds a seat*
*she snickers* This is a ton of fun~ *she traces along Hisato's shoulder*
*Setsuna blushes as she's hugged, shivering slightly at the unfamiliar affection but slowly relaxes* B-But... What if you don't have any? If you're just... unremarkable?
*pets pat some more*
Hey Naoto. How's the day?
F-FUN?!
pat: *keeps hugging yang while trying to not to say nya*
*keeps petting pat*
Then you try harded to uncover more impressive skills. No one is perfect,mind you but no one is purposeless either. *Naoto squeezes her a littke tighter* Trust me, I've been where you're at.
What's all that patting I wonder...
Oh hell yeah it's fun. Hell, I got Satan to love me messing with him. It's fun, trust me. *She innocently smiles at Hisato, all the while her hug getting tighter.*
*Looks up and stares at Spectre* I'm sorry, have we met?
4 for private body parts.....
*she pecks Hisato on the cheek* Aren't you enjoying yourself, Hisa~?
*ponders point of existence*
Y-Yeah..... No i can't give in!
pat: *hugs hisato... also remember pat is a female right now*
Trying harder sounds... Too hard for someone like me... I know what my place is in this world... *Setsuna touches Naoto's hands and smiles bashfully* But... Thank you... It's nice to know there are nice celebrities too...
Now a boy who turned into a girl hugs me.!
Eh, might as well join everyone. *hugs him from behind*
*wakes up and gets on hisato's head*
*His nose slowly starts to bleed*
Perverts all of you >:(
*Naoto blushes* I'm glad to help, Setsuna-chsn. If you ever need help, don't be afraid to ask me. *Naoto releases Setsuna before making his way back over to Hisato* Alright, alright, break it up. Don't make me pry you off of him. This is borderline cheating. Move it.
*she laughs, offering Hisato a few napkins*
Yay! Nahos awake! *hugs her, somehow keeping her on hisato head*
*Clears the blood off*
I-I will... Thank you again... *Setsuna sits alone again as Naoto leaves to break up the chaos, getting lost in her thoughts once again*
*stops hugging him and takes naho off his head*
*stares at a harem of girls surrounding a boy in the middle of an empty cafe* Seems legit. *as he cocks his gun for suicide*
*is back to begins asleep*
pat: *shoots the gun out of the pika's hand*
*Kage frowns at Naoto, but releases Hisato.* Aight, I was gonna be done soon anyways.. *She sits down in a random booth and goes on her phone.*
Let's go, faster. Depart from this poor boy. Hurry up and go!
Aww, she's asleep in my arms. *puts naho in a booth*
*she pouts* Aww, okay.. *she stops hugging Hisato, but sits down next to him*
I need water!
pat: *soon goses to my booth and thinks "why am i so cute!"*
*Lets out a deep breath* Finally some peace. Are you alright, Hisato-kun?
*cocks gun and goes out the door heading to Shujin academy* Ima come back later for some coffee I suppose
*Hands Hisato a water bottle* Here, Hisato-kun. Drink it.
*Looks at Naoto* My savior!
*pets pat some more*
And yeah i'm okay *takes the water*
*Smiles* Good. Sorry for that, they don't know self-control. *Takes a seat beside him*
pat: please stop patting me *is trying to hard not to say nya*
Well they are girls.....
*walks out of the bathroom* You remember me? I've met you two days ago!
*comes back from school shooting* You got some delicious pancakes?
*she lightly hugs Hisato, patting his head while humming*
*giggles* Nope, Nya! *pets pat more*
Oi, I got self-control. Just wanted to have some fun. *She speaks with a lolipop in her mouth. Makes her just a bit harder to understand.*
*she points to a couple of plates of pancakes stacked almost ceiling-high* There ya go, Pika-nerd.
pat: i swear to god if this is my semblance..
Just like in the night with that maid.... Oops i said nothing....
@Hisato The hell's that supposed to mean? @Unit_Spectre Oh right, you're the other law enforcer. Yes I remember you, you just look different, is all.
A maid, you say~?
Well once i got those "special services"
pat: *thinks "i wounder if yang would let me have a maid dress... what am i thinking!?!"*
Oh, you want a maid dress pat?
Special services? Mind telling me what those are? *Kage sits across from Hisato and Yang, looking bored.*
Yeah... this is the Agile armor. A full body armor made of hardened chitin and flesh.
Did someone say maid?
*Sighs and mumbles somehing under his breath*
*she smirks* Special services? Mind clarifying a little bit there?
pat: i dont know... *is blushing*
(Hey! I'm sitting with them too!)
Well it's kinda private.... If you know what i mean....
*He smacks Hisato* You pervert!
Tell me about these services you got. I want to know the details.
*she snickers* I had a feeling you meant that kind of service~! You really are a perv, huh?
I lost control at that moment!
pat: *sits next to yang.. thinks "i feel safe around yang"*
She just attacked me! If you know what i'm saying....
And I can do this with my new bacterial body. *he shape shifts his arms into giant claws* I can forcefully evolve my body into anything I like.
*gives pat a maid dress* I have telepathy you know, you really want one!
...This cafe is a lewd place...
*He stands up from his seat* You disgust me. *He sits back at the counter*
*she smirks* Ohh, I getcha, Hisa~
Hey detective, aren't you a girl?
Great.... and i'm not a perv! And i thought she was going to cook!
pat: *hugs yang*
*He says flatly* N-No. What are you talking about?
*she laughs, patting Pat and flicking her ahoge* Cute.
*Naoto yells his reply to Hisato without even turning around* Yes you are, you sick bastard!
pat: *blushes and keeps hugging yang*
B-But i'm not!
*Kage walks out of the cafe on her phone, saying absolutely nothing while walking out.*
Ok let me tell the story.... I met her at school, and she was a student. I talked to her and walked her home... She showed me her room. And i noticed the maid outfit, then she put on and you know the rest....
*gives Naoto a cup of green tea* Something to calm your nerves. And It's quite good for you too.
*Smiles* Thank you, Spec. *Sips the tea* Hisato-kun, you're a pervert without a doubt.
*Sighs* I'm not....
I have to agree with Naoto, Hisa~
You're the one to talk Yang.....
pat: *gets up and leaves* *wakes up and hugs yang* hey sis
See? Sicko.
*Kuro walks in, and instantly is confused upon hearing the word "pervert".* So, the hell I walk into?
Did I hear the word, pervert? *THOT alarms go off*
Hisato-kun's a pervert.
Pfft, I may be a pervert, but I embrace it! You're in denial, Hisa. You looked at my chest at least twice, don't think I'm letting that go~ *waves at Nahi* Heya, sis~
*Looks down in shame*
Yay! Nahos awake again, Nya! *hugs her*
*keeps hugging yang* how long was i asleep sis?
Not surprised. Who messed with him to find out? *Kuro sits down at the counter, rhythmically tapping her fingers.*
*turns to Naoto with his arms crossed* Yeah you are a chick but come on... it mayve an accident when he peeked. Oh the good times at summer camp....
*Mumbles* Thank god he doesn't know...
You've been out for a while, sis. And Kuro, it was me!
A while. But now you're awake!
*Naoto's face turns red* A-Are you talking to me, Spec? Don't make such baseless claims.
ok... *gets on yang's shoulders* want to do something sis?
*Takes out his gun* I've kept this for the DAY....
Good job Yang. Wish I coulda seen the look on his face when it happened. I bet Hisa was enjoying it.
Naho, I want pets! Please? *does an adorable face*
I may be talking to you. But hey opinions.
*give some head pats to bona*
Naho, pet Bona? *she reaches for Hisato's gun* Oh, no you don't!
*looks at Hisato with a gun and snags ut out of his hand with a long tendril* OH NO!!! The last time something like that happened! Hunter went batshut angry and kicked him out!
*purrs and rubs her head on naho* I'm so glad I have you, Nya...
Glad i have two. *Slowly points the gun to his head*
D-Dammit, Spec...Not one word to the others or I'll have you court-martialled.
*keeps petting bona* sis im board...
*she swats the gun out of his hands, then hugs him* Nope!
*She takes the gun away from Hisato as fast as she can.* Not fucking today.
*snipes the gun out of his hand with his sniper rifle from nearby rooftop*
*Tries to break out from the hug to get the gun*
Ooc:
just watch past 0:25 to get the joke
OOC: Looks like everyone took away the gun at once then...
Hisato-kun, put the gun down. Lower it. Be rational, do you really want to end your life over something so childish?
What was that Naoto? Most of the times I forget the majority of words when I try to keep this place from going into anarchy. Yu blew this place up eight or ten times.
*hugs naho and giggles while still purring*
AKA I forget thinvs when I try to keep this olace from going chaotic.
*Naoto waks up to Hisato and kisses him* Don't do it. I...I'm a girl too. Just don't do it. It isn't worth it.
OOC: I fucking love ProZD, good shit. And with the Nexus, *jazz hands* Everyone taking away the gun at once is normal.
pat: *Enters and is 5 years old* fucking corbin changing me into a 5 year old..
*she keeps hugging Hisato* Not today, honey.
*Surprised by the kiss*
Ooc: the joke was the ITS A GOOD THING I HAVE TWO GUNS
*grabs the gun and crushes it into dust* Do that again or I will kick you out... painfully...
*aims sniper dot upon Hisato's kneecap*
Naho, I always wanna be your kitty cat! *hugs naho some more*
P-Please, Spec. You aren't helping.
pat: i have three knifes and a shovel... *gets on bona's back*
*is starting to fall asleep again*
W-What was that? *He seems to calm down*
Oh, not again... *thinks* wait, now could be my chance! *speaking and blushing slightly* Uhh, naho, can I ask you something?
(Bona, Mona wants to talk to you. He made a thread for it and he's trying to get your attention.)
*it was too late!... pat has made you fall over before you could say anything*
*Naoto looks nervous* What was what, Hisato-kun?
Well you kissed me!
*he looks to Naoto* You know. Fear tactics best prevents further actions and proving a point. But I am off to bed. Good night. *he walks upstairs and heads to bed*
*gets back up* Uhhhhh, anyways...
hey yang can we go to you home... i never got to see it
*your
..... I'm tired, I need sleep, seeya all later. *Kuro walks out of the cafe.*
U-Uh...well...what about it?
Eh, my home really isn't all that impressive, Naho. It's just a dinky apartment..
I'm curious about why did it....
*you*
naho: oh... want corbin to make you a home..
Uh...well...To be honest, I don't know why... *Naoto lowers her head in embarrassment* It was impulsive and irrational of me...I'm sorry, Hisato-kun.
*she shakes her head* No, it's fine, Naho. It's comfortable at least, and I still have a home in Remnant.
Well thanks, you helped me calm down....
ok then... *sits on yangs head, not telling her that im homeless since well i am 7 years old right now*
*she pats Hisato's head* I would've kissed ya, but I dunno if you'd be okay with it.
*She blushes and turns away from him* Y-Yes...I suppose I did..
You did. *Then turns to Yang* Glad you didn't, Shiza would kill me....
Pfft, ya think?
Yup.
*she boops Hisa* That, my friend, was sarcasm.
Uhh naho?
*Looks for the gun* Looks like it's gone....
... *soon just looks into space and pretty much thing im alone* im homeless...
*think not thing