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*she continues to hug Hisato* You don't need that gun...
*Naoto pulls out her spare* Here, have mine. I never have to use this one anyway, hopefully it's the same with you. *She hands it to Hisato*
My father bought it for self defense... But i kept it for another thing.....
*Takes the gun* Thanks, and i won't use it to kill myself...
Now, Hisato-kun, just because you know my secret doesn't mean the world should know. Keep quiet and I won't have to get dirt on you and have you jailed. Do we understand each other?
Wait, naho, you don't have a home?
Yes ma'm.
*still thinks im alone*
*boops naho* Uhhhhh, naho?
*she's pets Hisato's head, humming*
*she not she's
*Smiles* Good. I'm glad we can come to an understanding.
Alright then.
... i still have no home... and no one knows.. *is in my own little world*
Heh, I guess she's just blanking out. Well, I'll tell her when she's not blanked out.
*She yawns* Miss Yang, can I sleep at your place tonight? My apartment is on the other side of town...
*Writes on his note of what happened today*
Sure, Naoto. I should warn you though, it's not that impressive. *she hands Naoto a slip of paper with an address written on it and a key* Here. I'm probably not gonna go home tonight, though. I have another bounty to take down soon. Help yourself to whatever.
What a weird was this....
Thank you for yur kindness, Yang-chan. You're a great friend. *She smiles* Well, I'll be off. Goodnight Hisato-kun. *She kisses him on the cheek before walking out*
*yang could see a newspaper of a 9000000000000 yen bounty which the person the bounty is placed on is... naby*
*a weird day*
*Waves at Naoto* Bye.
See ya, Naoto! *she stares at the bounty* .....maybe I can get Naby to fake his death or something for that bounty...
And Goodnight.
I should return to Kaer Morhen...
*also the text says "we want him alive not dead"*
......okay, that plan's out of the window...
...yang you think I can join you on that one?
....depends, you able to make a clone of Naby?
OOC: should i make the rp post for naby vs the world or should i do it tomorrow/my afternoon
(Tomorrow sounds good, imma get to bed soon)
*Reads the note he got from the trainer and reads it loud* "Hisato i think you are ready to do the next stage of the, training. See you at Kaer Morhen"
OOC: ok
*she pats Hisato's head* Training?
*Turns to Yang* Yeah.
Hard work?
It's kinda hard...
*is back to reality and hugs yang*
I can do that easily!
And i have to pass the trials too....
That's how you know it's effective, Hisa. And nice, Bona. We shall initiate that plan tomorrow~
Alright.
Oh, and naho? Can ya come down here for a sec?
And sometimes you have to train blind, and read a lots of boring books about monsters....
no..
Naho, please hear Bona out? *she hugs, Hisato* Sounds rough, but I'm sure you'll do fine! I believe in you~
And there is the mutation.... It's hard to pass...
Only a few people survive it..
OK then I guess. *grabs a chair and sits next to naho, whispering quietly enough that yang can't hear* So, you don't have a home?
Hisa, believe in yourself, hon. You'll survive, I'm sure of it. Stay positive!
You never heard of the witchers?
Witchers... I've heard of them, but I don't know the full details. I'm just a Huntress, dammit.
Do you want me tell who are they?
Oh don't you mean monster hunters who hunt down monsters for coin that can barely feed them or their family (If any)?
Only if you're fine with telling me, Hisa.
Ok i start then.
And also the ability to have magical powers and be able to drink potions so dangerous that it can kill a non-witcher human being?
*faints*
*she lays Naho down in a booth* There we go...
A witcher (or hexer) is someone who has undergone extensive training, ruthless mental and physical conditioning, and mysterious rituals (which take place at "witcher schools" such as Kaer Morhen) in preparation for becoming an itinerant monsterslayer for hire.
Good question yellow little thing....
(@Naho you are aware there are other actions than fainting, yeah?)
I see... It's not that different from being a Hunter or Huntress, then. Well, apart from the rituals.
pat: *uses a megaphone* im still 5 years old here!
OOC: yes but i like to do that
Want me to continue?
I think I get the gist of it, but yes please.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
Alright yellow thing...
(TBERE YOU GO! YOU DID IT! You made up for the fail earlier and I'm proud.)
OOC: also @The_Dark_Messiah aren't you suppose to be asleep?
(Whaaaaaaa?!)
(No...I don't sleep. Sleep deprevation and insomnia is fun)
(I feel ya, man... And I'm fresh out of melatonin ;w;)
Taken in as children, witchers-to-be are subjected to intense alchemical processes, consumption of mutagenic compounds, and relentless physical and magical training to make them dangerous and highly versatile against their vast array of opponents, many of which possess superhuman speed, strength and/or other deadly powers. These procedures ultimately mean that each fully-trained witcher is a mutant built specifically to hunt and kill inhuman prey.
OOC: I can't sleep too.
(3:30AM WHOO! ALL NIGHTER HYPE TRAIN COMING THROUGH!!)
OOC:... want to make a rp where we all get some food?
OOC: and its 2:31am for me
Ooc: YEAH INSOMNIACS
OOC: For me it's morning.
(It's 4:30am here :D) Oh... That's... Okay. All Hunters and Huntresses do is undergo intense training of the mind, body, and soul in order to combat forces of Grimm.... Witchers have cooler stories...
Well i can tell the effects of the mutation.
Ooc: 3:33 for me
No... I'm good, Hisa.
pat: *is back to begin 17 years old. is a male again and not a neko* is begin a zombie survivor cool?
(Cool, Bona and I are in the same tine zone...the more you know.)
Alright then. Another time maybe...
*time English is fun and mobile can suck my ass.
pat: we should play truth or dare while getting drunk!
Ooc: huh. Cool.
Did I hear getting drunk?
Umm, I'm not one for getting drunk.
No thanks, got some training to do...
corbin: *makes bona drunk then leaves*
(It's about this time at night where I start hearing the voices...)
(Nah, just fucking with ya.)
(You had me concerned for a second there, omfg...) .....I'll go get the booze...
*is suddenly drunk.* Heeeeeeeeeeey gais!
*facepalms*
OOC: This kinda reminded me of a Wow player...
toby: *enters* i will get drunk with my bro pat: *laughs* lets do it brother!
I'll probably win, considering I'm still a god.
Did I hear the word... DRUNK?
*Facepalms too*
That you did, mister yellow mouse. Come join us.
*walks over to yang* I remember when you were a puppy!
pat: were also going to play truth or dare while begin drunk
(@Tsugumi-Chan Get pranked, my friend.)
So...who goes first?
*she places bottles of whisky and vodka on a table* Here we go.
Alright one won't hurt, i guess...
pat: why dont you start satan, ask someone truth or dare
Iiiilll go to the store to get some 3ds discs!
toby: *puts alot of shot glasses on the table* lets do this
Hmm, a fair proposition. Alright, Hisato, truth.
*drinks 2 1/2 bottles* oHoooOo yEah neRDz. Leez dU tRuTH oR DaRE
(Pfft, you obviously haven't been haunted by malevolent forces for most of your life...)
*passes out and a clone takes her place*
Alright ask...
(Nah, just kidding.) I'm ready~
pat; *sigh* Satan you ask them truth or dare then they say truth or dare then you give them what the question or dare is
Wellfuck me for not knowing a human game. Hisato, truth or dare.
Truth.
tEeL us troOTh
(I'll be honest, I didn't see the first part until I read he second. Your prank has failed...miserably.)
(Meh...)
Do you harbor romantic feelings for Naoto?
*becomes sober for some reason* This is gettin a bit S P I C E Y
*Tries to get the attention away from the question* So how does this game works?
*Clears throat* Answer the question, that is how the game works.
*the clone dissapears* Ooc: and now I sleeps. Night.
Now tell us if you harbor any romantic feelings or interest for Detective Prince. *Cocks gun*
OOC: bona is the first one down!
(See ya tomorrow Bona)
Well yeah, but i don't think she feels the same. Here is your answer.
Atta boy, mouse. Exactly how you're supposed to play!
Mmk. Truth or Dare almighty lord Satan himself.
pat: now tell someone else truth or dare
Haha, as I thought! Do not worry, I won't tell her.
pat and toby; *starts to get drunk*
Hmm, truth.
Truth or dare you Gothic minor deity.
Thanks.
Mmk. Do you have any special feelings or interests to any humans?
I said truth, dammit. Also, no problem, Hisato.
Aincrad walks in. "Oh my my, what's this going on. Can I join in?" He sits himself at the bar. "Or am I too late?"
Well duh. I have a girlfriend by the name of Kage. I have reason to believe she was here earlier...
pat: get drunk aincrad and join in the drunk truth or dare!
*Watches newcomer* Sure you can join us, I suppose...
Have a whiskey. *passes whiskey bottle*
AINCRAD! BUDDY! Come and sit next to ol' Lucifer.
*Takes a shot* Who's next?
pat: just ask someone! toby; *faints*
"Eh I don't really drink. But I don't really have any reason to get drunk either. I'm already willing to say anything. Ask Darkie there." He passes the bottle back.
Well more for me I suppose. *Drinks whole bottle*
How about Yang? She's been awfully quiet in the background. Yang, truth or dare?!
Darkie?
*she shrugs, downing a shot*
pat: *is waiting for somone to ask me truth or dare*
Dare me.
"My nickname for old lucifer there."
naho, Truth or Dare?
Oh i see...
pat; ITS PAT! and its yang's turn right now
I guess you could say, he never saw it comin?
Hmm, I was not prepared for this option...I dare you to wear a maid's outfit for the rest of the game. I don't fucking know, it was the first thing that popped into my head.
It's a long story, Hisato.
I can see that.
Hey, wasn't that something about Hisato gaining some special services and some weird shit went down?
He chuckles and drapes an arm over Darkie. "A long long story."
Good, cause I wasn't going to explain it.
You wanna talk about it?
Shut up yellow thing!
(I hate lag)
A very long one indeed. Also, I wasn't here for the special services thing. What is he talking about, Hisato?
It's nothing Lucifer....
pat: OK SOMEONE ASK ME! *is drunk*
Ah, fuck it. Next person ask the question.
......okay then. *she gets up and goes into the restroom, returning shortly after in a maid's outfit, sitting back down* Done~
Didn't you try to commit suicide earlier and then all at once a bunch of girls pulled the gun away from you as I shot it out of your hand at the same time? Good times.
Yeah next question!
He leans over the table. "Aww well I want to know now Hisato."
So who's it gonna be?
*He rolls his eyes skepically* Uh-huh. I'm sure it's nothing.
You know when was the good times? When you kept your mouth shut...
*He takes another shot* Y'know, this is actually fun.
pat; *is still drunk and is somehow more cutter while begin drunk*
*Sighs* Continue the game.
Wait, what happened? Hold up, Hisato, what the hell happened?
Can someone pass me at least 5 more bottles of whiskey? *Slowly turning sober*
"Enjoying your humanity then Darkie?"
Someone askthe next question. I've done it twice already, so it can't be me.
Aincrad, Truth or Dare?
pat; yeah someone ask the question *drunk giggles*
@Aincrad_Hazel I'm doing the best I can, knowing I will die in the next few days.
Nothing happened! *Forces a smile*
"Oh come on! I just got here, is nobody wanting to ask me?"
"Yes! I choose truth first!" (Damned lag)
Well shit I don't know much about you and I don't know what question to ask in order to have you be mentally embarrassed. Ima ask if you have any gay feelings for Satan cuz why not.
@Hisato That's bullshit and you know it!
Wow how original...
......nice one, nerd.
I can leak the intel... you really wanna know, Luce?
*Turns to Lucifer* Well everyone called me perv! And it was bad...
@Pikadaboi You fucking what mate? *He asks, completely monotone*
pat: *drinks some more*
He chuckles and leans back. "Yes and no. Short answer I'm bi and I do make flirty comments with friends I'm comfortable with, but let's just say I'm done with any actual relationships."
You pervert. When I first came in a bunch of girls were huddling up to you which forced me to leave the cafe and go on a school shooting rampage. Also those were some elaborate sounds you were making.
(Lag)
I was yelling them to let me go! Idiot...
Oh really? Miss Yang is the MVP. What was so bad that Hisato can't tell me?
pat: *hugs yang for no reason*
Wait...what girls?
"So let's go. Darkie truth or dare." He grins at him.
Whelp, most of the Intel was leaked... The rest is Hisato telling the story of him walking a lady classmate home, then getting freaky with her in a maid outfit...
*Smiles toward Aincrad* Ha ha, no. Sorry. No hard feelings, right?
Oh yeah. There were multiple girls around him. Some even went on his head for some strange reason. I can tell you Yang and Naoto were part of it if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where is that gun. Oh right here! *Points the gun at the yellow thing* I said shut up!
*Points revolver at Hisato*
"Aww you aren't going to play even though I just got here." He grins and rests his head on his hands. "So who wants to be asked then?"
*holsters revolver*
@Aincrad_Hazel Why should I go again? I've already gone twice!
Well someone needs to be chosen.
*Puts away the gun*
pat: i want to be asked!
*she shrugs*
Pat, truh or dare?
He grins. "Fair enough. Alrighty Mr, truth or dare." He looks over at Pat.
This is gonna get spicy.
pat: DARE DARE DARE DARE!!!
*Looks towards pat*
Is this the Krusty Krab, nyu?
Be my guest, Hazel. You do the honors.
*looks at Broccoli* No, this is Patrick.
@Broccoli No, this is Patrick.
He grins. "So because I'm bored and this about embarrassing each other," he tosses Pat a butler suit, "we might as well have a matching pair."
"For the rest of the game. Unless someone comes up with a better one."
pat: *changes into the butler suit* ok! next!
*Takes another shot* I'm going to win!
These are the worst strippers I've ever seen, nyu.
"Oh bull Darkie. I'm going to win. Whatever we are winning."
Pat: *faints* OOC: that means... SLEEP TIME FOR ME!
Go to a strip bar then....
Bullshit, you haven't taken a single shot.
@Broccoli Probably because they aren't strippers.
"Because I don't drink. I'm just insane enough to last." He chuckles, "so what now?"
Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams, nyu
*she dozes off.....* (I need sleep. Sorry, ladies. Talk to y'all soon~)
*drinks 10 bottles of whiskey and then passes out* (I got no originality and I need to sleep so bye)
*Crosses his arms* Still awake..
"Same here, yo darkie, how long for you?"
Well, it's just us, and because I drank the most shots and survived thelongest, I win. Nkw if you'll excuse me... *He conjures a portal and disappears* (Yep, sleep for me too. Goodnight, see y'all tomorrow.)
"OH BULLSHIT! FINE GOOD NIGHT!" He jumps on the floor and falls asleep.
(Night.)
*Grabs his stuff and walks to the door* Time for training. *He leaves Leblanc*
*Fat Albert burts into Leblanc, holding something* Hey hey hey, i found the Keyblade.
That's the most weeby sword I've ever seen, nyu. Truly a novelty, nyu
Hey hey hey, lolis are not ok.
*Eizen walks in flipping a coin. The coin lands face up with an image of a reaper on it.* Looks like the power of my curse is about to affect this place...
I'm not a sexual object, nyu
I gotta make a shield out of trashcan.
Nice, I know a turtle who can pawn some stuff off if you need.
Hey hey hey, i make stuff out of trash.
I destroy civilizations, nyu
The darkness infects you, we have to save you.
Yar Har! A pirates life for me!
*wakes up*
*Enters Leblanc* Good morning.
Hey hisato.
*Enters* Hey, guys.
Hey Bona.
And hello "Persona" guy.
Rey rom.
Ooc: hey not rey
You know you don't have to keep calling me that, right?
Unless you wanna keep being called Mr. Fourth Wall
I just wanted to do that.
Amyway what's up?
Not much.
Same here.
I see...
Sam
*Sam steps out of a portal and sits down at his booth* Hey all.
Hey Sam.
We gotta make a keyblade out of trash can.
Hey.
Hey, Sa- *Notices Fat_Albert* uuuhhhh
toby: *wakes up and leaves* pat: *wakes up*
Hi pat.
I think i just found the trash to make the keyblade out of.
No shit.
pat: hey OOC: Deja vu!
*sits next to pat*
OOC: *Insert Initial D reference here*
Hey hey hey, we gotta fight the heartless.
ooc: RANNING IN THE 90S
I think you fight against the diet...
OOC: night of fire!