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*purrs and curls up*
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*Points at Naho with the keyblade.* Hey hey hey, you're very gay.
OOC: fug *bona wants to make naho cute like her..8
Hey, Dahlia? I think I found something...
You see though... thats not the whole story... back in my world, i thought everyone hated me, they never cared about me, they wanted me dead... i lived a very depressed life thinking my parents were the only ones who cared about me living or dying... even i grew to hate myself with a passion... when i found everyone here open to make friends, it made me feel like i actually had a reason to live; to make friends and protect them... thats why when isaac said all that, i felt like i got rapisdly stabbed in the back every time he spoke... thats what made me this batshoot crazy...
*ignores @Fat_Albert*
Wow, you all seem so sure! Guess it's up to me to bring science to you all eh? Who'da thunk a youkai like me would get to teach people about science and bees and flowers and boys and girls and all that stuff!
I know how you feel, Dahlia... That was pretty much the reason I decided to come here...
What?
So, rom. What did ypu find?
.....ill be back again, nya. *walks out the door*
*she pets Hisato* Hush, Hisa.
ok then... *hugs yang*
S: oh Donald Loved Yo---- *Donald touches his hand at sora's mouth* D: we were talking about the curry that goofy ate just now, so we had talking about now see you! *Donald grabs sora to his seat* S: why you didn't tell her donald, It is good to tell her that you love her, she is even out friend too! D: because i can't, i need to be more brave to tell her about it! S: then why don't you believe in yourself and your coruge to talk to her, i'm sure you can do it! D: oh really... do you think i can do it. S: Yup! G: anyway, let's eat the curry and leave for now. S: yeah you are right about this *they ate the curry and left the cafe*
*sans walks in* S: heya.
Well, I was basically looking through the cafe terminal's archives, and I found something Gin said that might be able to help: "Well, Isaac and Lilac solved some temporal thingy, but sacrificed their own life. Naho got cut in half by someone and exploded." Were those two incidents connected?
*Fat Albert points at FemBFMF04 with the keyblade.* Hey hey hey, you're supposed to be dead.
So you see, boys like you and that Naoto kid have a weewee and are generally ( and I say generally because I'm sure I'm way stronger then most boys) stronger then girls. Now, girls like me and miss yang over there, have no weewee, but we have breasts. See, Naoto has no breasts, so obviously he's a he! Did you understand all of that? Or was I going too fast?
*Gets relaxed from the pets*
*she waves at Sora, Goofy and Donald* I hope to see you guys again soon!
This girl is an idiot.... Naoto is a girl!
Hey hey hey, Naoto is a reverse trap.
*she smiles, hugging Naho* Heya, sis~ *she continues to pet Hisato*
What Albert said.
S: *sees yang* you come back here alot huh. like a boomerYANG.
But... does Isaac even matter? So what if he doesn't remember you? Move on from that, and create new memories. Let that bad luck turn into good luck. And you know what? Even if everyone else hates you, which they don't, I still care about you. And two people against the world isn't hopeless at all. *He extends his hand with a small smile* So... will you come back one last time?
I wouldnt kno- now that you mention it... bona told me naho-chan had to forget... that thing... maybe thats related to isaac forgetting about me?
Sam
Gin's being useful. There's a surprise
*looks at @Hong_Meiling* you do know that some girls have small breast and also you dont know if that person has no "weewee"
It's definitely a possibility... Should we look more into it?
Holy shit is that sans undertale?
*keeps hugging yang and soon gets ontop of her* want to do something yang?.. i really want to see your home world
*she snickers at Sans* Nice one, numskull.
Definately.
You guys are so mean ! just because he likes boys doesn't mean you can consider him like an object! and a trap of all things! that's double mean! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves !
Naho, we'll go to Remnant once I have the details all sorted out, okay? You're not the only one who wants to go, you know.
*Looks at Meiling* Check it then....
Then... does that mean you're coming back, Dahlia?
And, she's wearing pants! obviously she has a little wiener! Well, I don't know if it was a little one or not, I didn't look into it that much.
S: eyyyyy. also I believe alphys told me a reverse trap is called a shota or something like that.
*Facepalm* This woman annoys me. May I be rid of her?
Sam
*Turns to Rom and Dahlia* Well, if you two want help, just ask.
*Aitome steps in, sitting down and chatting with himself, swapping genders at a whim, going female and male seemingly without care, A: So what do you want? K: Give me a soda! Or anything fizzy or sweet! T: A tea would be nice, clearing the mind would help. A: Total opposites huh? I hate this sometimes. K: Fine ill go and kill some people then! A: I was joking!
With pleasure Lucifer.
Once ive calmed down cait. For now, its too risky.
Of course, Sam. We'll need all the help we can get...
what if she is hiding her gender
So, I'll try to look into things further and update you guys on the current situation if I find anything...
Wait, where's that prosecutor from before?
then he would dress in skits.
Too risky? Come on, you're basically the same way alive or dead. Just... come back, alright?
*Slaps her in annoyance* Shut up!
*she's holding a blue rose, humming a song*
Naoto is a girl, she just pretends to be a boy because the police force is sexist!
I will as soon as possible, cait. I promise...
* she blocks the hit out of reflex* Hey now! that's no way to treat a lady! Especially one who's helping you out like that! * she frowns* If you want a fight, we can take this outside, I don't want to end up breaking the whole place down because I didn't manage to hold back!
*she sighs* Meiling, guys, just.... Can we drop the subject?
S: anyways, i just came to stop bye. see ya guys later. *leaves*
Fuck you! Stupid bitches like you are so annoying!
*walks in with a bag of clothes* I'm back!
*she frowns at Hisato* Hisato... *she hugs him* Calm yourself...
Wow wow wow ! That's a bit rude! And uncalled for! Especially after helping you get with the boy of your dreams!
Watch yer effing language! *He shouts at Hisato before nodding at Dahlia* You better... I just don't understand why nobody seems to care about what you're going through... *He exits the cafe*
Can i kill her?
*her eyes are starting to turn red....* No, Hisato.
Heh, is that a challenge? You can always try, but I doubt you can best me!
But like I said not here. this place is a no fighting area.
....ok I feel kinda awkward like this....
*is on yang's head*
You know what fuck it..... *Points the gun to his head*
*mumbles* Renji... *starts typing a bit more*
*she swats the gun away* Nope! *she hugs Hisa tightly* No. *she looks at Naho* Naho, go have fun with Bona, okay? She got you tons of new clothes.
wow now! Suicide isn't the answer kid! I don't mind a little fisticuffs, but guns and such should stay at home and never come out!
*Iwai shoots down the door with air soft pellets, then kicks down the door, breaking off its hinges.* COME TO UNTOUCHABLE! *Iwai yells.*
*gets down and goses to bona*
*Sighs* I'll go get Naoto-san... *He leaves*
You know i was bluffing......
* stops the bullet headed towards her with her chi-infused fist* And as I say it...
Naho, I got you new clothes that'll make you totally adorable! *gives her the bag of clothes*
.....just don't.... *she pets Hisato*
*Naoto enters the cafe by storm, looking around wildly for Hisato. She's wearing more feminine clothing this time. Upon seeing him, she rushes over to him and stands beside him* The hell do you think you're doing?
*takes the bag of clothes and goses into the bathroom to change* pat: *wakes up*
I was bluffing!
Hey pat.
*Iwai leaves.*
.... *she releases Hisato from her hug. She then proceeds to play with Pat's ahoge*
*Rom's phone rings as he takes his stuff and walks to the door* Well, I gotta go... Like I said, I'll tell you what I can dig up... See ya!
Bye rom!
OOC: You can't imagine how tempted I am to think that Naoto is now cross-dressing xD. I'll spare you that for today though. I had enough fun Oh, well fancy that. He looks like a she. Maybe you guys were right! I guess you're more observant then you look !
pat: *sigh* and were back here.. *is hoping that i get something from yang*
*she smiles at Pat* Cute~
pat: *blushes*
*she's suddenly sprawled across Pat's lap, booping him*
*Naoto hugs Hisato* Some demon-looking guy walked over to me and told me what was happening. Don't you ever do something like that again!
*waves goodbye to rom and goes back into hiding*
*She stares at Yang* Here we go again...
I won't *smiles at her*
Well I guess I should apologize for the mess I made. * she takes two tickets out of the pockets she doesn't really have. They're tickets to the local amusement park " Fun_Land".* I'm sure these will come in handy for you two !
*she smiles innocently at Naoto, waving* Hi~
pat: *Sighs and blushes even more* yang i will let you keep doing this if you give me something..
*she smiles at Pat* And that would be?
pat; i dont know..
*She kisses Hisato on the cheek becore whispering in his ear* I love you too... *She then rests her head on his chest*
*Smiles at her*
*comes out of the bathroom with the clothes that bona gave me*
Hmm... *she's thinking* How about... This? *she holds up a heavily-modified pistol* Will this do?
Awwwww, it's so cuuuuuuute! But I have to leave now. The maid'll knife me if she finds out I've been out drinking... * she drops the tickets to the amusement park on Hisato's lap and runs off* laters!
*wonders when naho will come out*
Ooc: ignore
*blushes* You look so cute in that, nya! *hugs naho*
*Takes the tickets* I forgive her...
pat: *sigh* sure *takes the gun and thinks "at least she can't hypnotize me.. oh, wait she can change her semblance to let her do that... let's hope she does not do that"*
*Edgeworth walks in* So this is Leblanc? Its nice enough. *He sits in a booth* Green tea please.
*hugs back*
*Looks at Naoto and chuckles* I am still a perv?
So, is there anything you want me to do naho?
i dont know bona... maybe i can do something for you
*blushes a bit more* Uhh, r-really? *thinks* now's my chance!
*she gets Edgeworth his green tea* Here you go sir.
*With a chuckle she looks at Hisato* Yes, but you're my perv...
*nods*
I know ma'm.
Thank you ma'am. How've you been?
pat: *thinks "well at least she cant hypnotize me"*
*she shrugs* For the most part, I've been fine. Almost died the other day, but I'm fine, Mr. Edgeworth.
Well, at least you lived? Anyways I manged to win a few cases, and I lost a few but all that really matters is finding the true culprit right?
*The TV in Leblanc is suddenly switched over to another channel, and the Shibuya News logo pops onto the screen.*
OOC: Wrong!
OOC: pretend this one said that.
OOC: hibki is miles XD
ooc: E X P O S E D
(Exposed lol) All that matters in the end is the truth, Mr. Edgeworth.
*She chuckles again* There's no need to call mema'am. don't be so polite.
Ooc: hey the exposed is my thing!
pat: *looks around the room* *sits down*
*me ma'am, Don't Autocorrect not working when it's supposed to is great...
Hello, loyal viewers! Today we are interviewing candidate Masayoshi Shido, who is running for prime minister! Say hello!
*is still blushing* Uhhhhh, can you sit with me for a second naho? *goes to a booth in the back*
*sitting in a booth*
If you say so. *laughs*
*sits next to bona*
*he rushes in to see the t.v.* WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Shido?! What the hell!?!
*Ryoji runs in sipping some capri sun* Shido is a neeeerd. Vote momma Nyx instead for supreme overlord of Japan! *He winks at everyone* Making death great again.
Anyways... Naho.....
*Drinking juice*
Why thank you, Kazuichi. Yes, I am indeed running for prime minister. I believe this country needs a strong leader, and that I can be one.
*she chokes on air* Shido is running for Prime Minister?! What a joke!
I thought the Phantom Thieves changed his heart!
*Ryoji continues to sip his capri sun* Oh well we are going to die by next year anyway. *RyojI starts fiddling with the straw* Momma Nyx wins in the end anyway.
Now then, let's get straight to the point. What are your thoughts on the Phantom Thieves, and the large amount of Persona users that reside in Shibuya?
pat: *takes out a gun*
Looks like,they didn't....
*she scowls* Man, I wanna punch his face in so bad...
So...what do we do now, Hisato-tan?
Kazuichi, you very well know that I think that the whole of Shibuya is dangerous. All those people with life threatening abilities, all gathered in one city... it makes me shudder to think of it.
*angrily stares at the screen*
???: Something the matter my lord? *his persona Yojimbo is summoned near Yang* Spectre: Shido is back as Prime minister and if you looked at his rap-sheet... it's bad!
Well,do you have something in mind Naoto?
pat; *begins to load my gun and is pretty much ready to fight*
Guys, I call dibs on punching Shido first...
Once I become prime minister, I'll make sure to have the whole city bombed. We cannot let these dangerous mutants live on, much less the Phantom Thieves.
*prepares knives*
*Ryoji crumples his finished capri sun and moves it about like a cat* *Ryoji then looks at the tv with interest* I shudder everyday at the sight of that hedgehog cap. Doesn't that dude know anything about fashion. *Ryoji throws his scarf over his shoulder with a sigh*
*gulps* Um... isn't that a bit overexcessive? It might cause damage to surrounding cities. Also, what about the people without Personas in that city? They will die as well.
Shut up! I rule this place! I make the rules, you got that!?
pat: looks like we going to have a boss fight
Ohh... umm... ahem. Sorry, I think the side effects of my sleeping pills are starting to become active. Could you end the interview?
Yep. Definatley.
I don't know Hisato-tan, but first we kick Shido's ass.
I hope this time i actually get my second awakening
*comes back up* sorry guys, i gotta sit this one out! *hides again*
Sounds good.
*The news reporter is leaned way back in his chair, his eyes wide and his mouth zipped shut. It seems he was surprised.*
*sighs* Whelp, this'll be fun..
Well i don't have a persona,so i don't think i'll be a much help....
O-Ok... b-back to you, Saionji...
*writes a note hisato saying "its the perfect time to awaken one, though..." and puts it on the counter*
*The TV switches off. For 1 frame, you can see the Phantom Thieves logo. It seems they wanted to reveal Shido's true nature to Shibuya.*
*Reads the note* Might be right....
pat: *sighs and looks at yang*
(Lookin good, joker. Lookin good.)
Well bai frieeendssss. *Ryoji runs out with scissors*
*she looks at Pat* We're gonna kick his ass.
Where did he get those scissors?
No clue, Ikebu..
pat: *nods and pats yang's head* *is still waiting*
*has a smirk on his face*
*she looks at Ikebu with a smile* Ikebu, why ate you smirking~?
Im just pumped
Well, naho, I know that I'm your little kitty but... I kinda like you...
You ain't the only one, then.
pat; *keeps patting yang's head for no reason* o-k? *gives bona a toering for some reason*
*she smiles as she's pet* ♪♪♪
*he paces back and fourth* Oh where is Naoto... he know's what to do...
*blushes some more* Umm, well the thing I was gonna ask....
*drinks soda*
pat: *smiles and thinks "im now wondering is their a hypnosis semblance"*
*is slowly going back to sleep*
What about me, Spec?
*stops blushing* Naho, can I kiss you?
*she suddenly hugs Pat* Sorry, can't help it~
Try to survive it Pat...
pat: its ok.. *is blushing* *kisses bona*
Oh yeah. You know Shido? Soon to be Prime MInister? He planning to get rid of us! I've seen some fierce enemies but he is enough to make Battery piss herself!
*right before naho kisses Bona, a small pink gear appears and is absorbed by naho. A small clicking noise can be heard and naho now can't lose her memories and remembers all the old ones. She keeps the thought that yang is her sister though.*
*keeps kissing bona*
Thats cute
*she looks at Spectre* Do you have any proof of that?
*You can hear noises outside LeBlanc. It might be a good idea to check outside this thread.*
The "Battery pissing herself" part, I mean.
*kisses her back* *thinks* Yes! My plan worked! She has her memories back!
*Falls asleep*
*looks outside* what them
Have you seen his shadow in the Metaverse? On a giant golden lion and his more buff than Ruin?!
*hugs naho*
She likes jumping into the danger of it for the thrill but even she will have second thoughts if we face Shido.
Let's go. *She leaves*
naho and pat: *leaves*
*walks out also*
Yang, lets go *leaves*
Coming... *she leaves*
*Lays on top of the counter* guess ill hold the fort...
*Geralt enters Leblanc*
Hmmm empty....
pat: *Enters and relaxes*
*kappa floats in to relax also*
*Enters*
The crazy girl is not here....
K: *thinking* Well, it's a good thing dahlia isn't here...
pat: isaac, you know that crazy girl, well this kinda from another universe where you were her kid and she is now here and its not messing up the universes
She is not my mom.
*a glob of yellow latches onto Isaac... That glob being Yang* Hi, Isaac~
K: Pat, have you seen naho? Bona would like to give her a message.
What is this?
....I'm hugging you, Isaac. Do you not know what a hug is?
I know what is that.
*passes out in a booth*
*she boops Isaac* good~
Why do you ask?
You said "what is this?" So I kinda got concerned you had no clue what a hug was.
And why are you hugging me? To prove she is mother, nice try....
....dude. Just let me love you... *she lets out a distressed cry* I thought you were my friend, Isaac!
I am still your friend,nothing changed.
pat: *rolls m eyes*
*she hums* Good~
Yeah good.
pat: *thinks "lets see how long until yang sees me"*
*she's suddenly hugging Pat* Henlo, cute person~
*Takes a deep breath*
*Space_Cat floats in.* Heya! I'll have my usual, if you know what that is.
pat: *sigh and blushes*
*Enters with a big old book* Geez....
*walks in and in a singsong voice says* Oh naho~!
*enters and hides in the bathroom*
*Looks at Bona* Perv *Opens the book* This is too long....
*she starts playing with Pat's ahoge*
You're one to talk hisato. *has a smirk on her face*
pat: *thinks "im still hoping that change has not try to change her semblance and the semblance she got is this time is hypnosis"*
*she has not change has
*sits down*
Well i'm not harassing girls...
*Laharl appears* Yo, everyone, overlord here to collect taxes and shit!
I'm not either!
*Pays the tax* Here you go.
Fine. How much.
Really Bona? That's why naho is hiding then....
*she looks at Laharl* Oh, hi.
pat; i dont need to pay
pat: my taxes since i dont live here
I don't know.
I was sarcastic Bona.
Well, in that case I may just have to DEPORT you!
*Deports pat*
Well it didn't sound like it.
pat: *it doses not work* you dont rule this place also
Oh my, is somebody not paying their taxes? We may have to take them to court.
Well I don't know the amount but whatever. *pays the tax*
pat: i dont live here, i don't have a house here. im homeless, how do i have taxes?
I'll pay for him, my lord!
pat: also this is the nexus, money dose not do shit here
Whatever. As long as I receive money I don't care who it's from.
*Laharl scoffs at pat* Exactly, the economy is shit. I'm trying to fix that.
pat: you dont rule this place... no one dose, so let us live our lifes or i will tell everyone that your a faker
Money having no purpose here? That's preposterous. The Nexus has a legal system and a president, so is to so far fetched to think it also has an economic system?
And what makes your word credible? Or, even more credible then mine?
pat: and if you want to fix the economy, then make people happy and not put fucking taxes on them... you can easily just spawn in some money, so taxes are nothing
*she pays Laharl her and Pat's taxes* Here you are, my lord. Can I offer you a cup of coffee while you're here?
Making people happy and giving them what they want are two seperate things, comprende?
pat: so if had to pick to kill 90000 people or yourself which on would you pick
And, yes, I'll take some coffee. Make it black. But, not mature black. Edgy black.
Fool! What is a country without it's leader! Would it be worse if 100 african american rights activists died, or Abraham Lincoln died before he was supposed to?
*she salutes Laharl, then makes him his coffee* Here you are~
pat: sometimes you dont need leaders to live your own lives, leaders can use you for your own stuff then throw you away once your done and other leaders help people follow the right path. also what are you going to use those taxes for
Hey hey hey, that coffee is not okay.
Why not?