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Reminder that without Abraham Lincoln the US would've lost the war and slavery would still be legal in America. And, what else would I use taxes for? Building up the army, navy and public works projects. Do you know how LeBlanc and other small businesses stay alive? Through my work! You really wouldn't know how hard it is to run a country.
Hey hey hey, that coffee has contents that are quite gay.
He's got the point.
*Satan enters with a sigh* When will the madness end?
...my lord, you are an inspiration. *she offers Laharl his coffee* Coffee?
Order! Order in this house of law!
*Laharl takes the coffee* Tch, at least someone has some common sense around here
Hey Lucifer.
There's a reason government isn't a thing in the Nexus. We just don't need it, really.
It's got creamer from a place that you wouldn't expect, hey hey hey, it's pretty gay.
*she waves at Satan* Hey, Satan.
Yeah, aren't the mods enough?
@Tsugumi-Chan I swear, call him "lord" or anything of the like and I will tear you in two.
pat: you only been here for 2 days and you say that businesses are staying alive, thanks to you! *gets in his face* your whole of bullshit
You think you don't need it, but who's to stop someone from launching a nuclear bomb on this place? And, who's to prevent someone from stealing someone's soul and dooming them for enternity?
....I kinda have to, Satan, he hired me.
*Fat Albert points his keyblade at Naho.* Hey hey hey, don't be getting fiesty, ok?
*Laharl backs away from pat* If you have something to say, duke it out in the court of law. Petitions exist for a reason, you know? Don't act like some oppressed race.
pat: me and everyone who lives will stop them from doing it *Is still in the bathroom hiding*
I don't care Yang. It's creepy and pervy. Knock it off.
I agree
(I meant to say i was pointing the keyblade at pat)
I haven't done anything yet and people are already objecting to my rule. Jeez, what happened to using debate and reasoning?
Hey hey hey, don't listen to him, he's not ok.
pat: that's because people dont like to be ruled over.
@Laharl There's nothing to stop someone from doing that except the members of the society. It's survival of the fittest, and we can protect ourselves just fine. Now piss off before I make your godmodding ass do it.
*she snickers* Well, Satan, when you put it that way! *she looks at Laharl* Is there anything I can refer to you as other than "my lord"?
Hey hey hey, communism isn't allowed in the cafe.
OK and now I feel awkward because I'm just listening to this conversation.
*leaves the bathroom*
Sometimes, what people like or want don't trump their own best interests. And, what about the people who can't act for themselves? Who will represent them? what about the future of our children? Do you not want to grant them financial security or a chance for a better future?
Who the fuck has children in the Nexus? This isn't the place to raise them!
pat: im done talking to you piece of shit *Sits down*
Hey hey hey, your edge is not ok.
Licefer you'd be surprised.
Ooc: Lucifer not licefer
So, do you just intend to let the population die out? Is total extinction what you want? Excuse me for wanting a safe and prosperous nation where everyone has equal rights!
....... *she sips her strawberry sunrise....where she got it, nobody knows*
Hey hey hey, Laharl will make the Nexus great again.
pat: just stop the taxes and just uses magic to make money
........ *she raises her hand, waiting for a turn to speak*
*Just listens*
If we make more money it's value will go down and the people will gradually become poorer. That's not how economy works.
Hey hey hey, stay in school or you'll end up like this illiterate gay.
*Laharl holds a hand out to signal that everyone should stop speaking then points to Tsugumi-chan to tell her she can speak now*
What Pat said. Honestly, we get an influx of new people everyday, and more than half the population is immortal. How ignorant are you? You're trying to rule a nation that doesn't want or need it.
@The_Dark_Messiah i'll answer that after I hear what @Tsugumi-Chan has to say
Hey hey hey, escort the devil himself out of the cafe.
Okay, *she points to Laharl* One, I need something to call you other than "my lord." Two, if he can stabilize interdimensional transport for the Schnee Dust Company, that'd really help us out, and three, who's up for a field trip to my homeworld?
I'm down!
@Fat_Albert I technically own this cafe, so learn your place, vermin.
Hey hey hey, you're only saying that because i'm black.
One: Call me "My liege" Two: I can set aside a fraction of our resources to research it and.... Three: I should stay here to assure the stability of my country. @The_Dark_Messiah are you ignoring what I just said? This isn't about the wants and needs of the powerful minority. What about the millions of anons we have to support? Who can't speak for themselves? Honestly, i'd rather solve this lawfully and with order. However, I know you want to do this with violence. Whoever's the most powerful gets to decide everything, right? So, there are two ways you can stop me right now. Go to your local senator, grab a petition, and ask him to represent you. Orrrrrrrr, you can break into my castle, likely by yourself, and attempt to fight off my entire army and either get arrested or killed. Your choice.
@Fat_Albert No, because you're human.
*Laharl looks at The_Dark_Messiah with shock* Did you just make a racial slur in public? And no one reacts to it? Even in the netherworld racial oppression is a huge no-no. What kind of dimension is this where that's okay?
@Laharl I might just do that, except I'll walk through all your gaurds like butter and stab you through the chest. Also, a demon can't die, so good luck killing me dumbass.
"A demon can't die". Tell that to my father.
Whelp, good thing I have this... *she points a gun at herself*
Laharl, you are so idiodic it is beyond me how you maintain homeostasis.
*Swats the gun out of Yang's hand*
*Crushes Yang's gun* Don't make me pull a Naoto on you.
*slaps the gun out of Yangs hands* Nope, not again.
All you care about is your own self-interest. What makes you so fit to determine how a nation is led?
OOC: We all did it again
....okay, then.... *she sips her strawberry sunrise*
*Sighs* At this point I might even attempt to kill myself. This dumbass makes my brain cells want to die one by one...
(>Calls someone a godmodder >A demon can't die)
*she holds her head in pain* Augh...
*Laharl looks at Tsugumi-chan with genuine concern as he tilts his head* What's wrong? A headache?
Oh no, not a breakdown! Do you need me to get you to the bathroom yang?
It's because we want to lead ourselves NOT SOME SELF-RIGHTEOUS ASSHOLE WHO SUPPOSEDLY CARES FOR US WHEN HE'S ONLY IN IT FOR PERSONAL GAIN!
*hugs yang* pat: i think she got a bring freeze, also corbin could easily just bring something from another universe for free
(Ninety percent of us in this room can't die. Your agrument is invalid.)
*brain not bring
*she starts to burn up* N-Not another breakdown..! *she collapses, crying in pain*
Breakdown?
*brings yang to the bathroom*
(I should've assumed.)
@Tsugumi-Chan Christ. *Satan puts a hand on her forehead as his palm glows red* This worked with Shiza, it better work with me...
Yeah, she does this sometimes. Her mind starts affecting her. We call it her mental breakdown.
Oh....
*Laharl scoffs at The_Dark_Messiah* Whatever, arguing anymore will get us no where. I've said all i've needed to. So, if you really don't want me to be overlord, just try and stop me. I think you'll find that strength can't get you everywhere. OOC: Should we make a thread where you storm into Laharl's castle and attempt to defeat him?
*sits down near a dark area and just looks at the ground as my eyes when black without anyone knowing*
Could this be an unknown disease? Shouldn't we bring her to a hospital?
*went blank not when black
*Laharl knows because he's super powerful and stuff*
*she comes out of the bathroom, looking exhausted* S-Sorry about that...
Are you okay?
Naho's been infected by the darkness, we have to save her.
You should be infected with a diet....
*Rolls his eyes* I don't have the time to waste on your pathetic excuse of a rule anyway. I have things to do and people to help. (Laharl, you must be doing something right, cause your character genuinely pisses me off)
*Pokes naho* Hey, you OK naho?
I've only choked on my own fat once.
*she shakes her head* It's never okay... My head still hurts a ton, but it's not as bad... *her eyes are glowing red, but she shows no signs of rage...*
Yang, come here for a moment.
OOC: no one knows a thing of whats happening to naho...
Your eyes....
*she nods, approaching Satan* Yeah..?
*pokes her again* Hello? Anyone in there?
We gotta save her from the darkness.
*Laharl gets a bit impatient as he looks at Tsugumi-chan* Mind explaining to me what happened? I can't have this being a regular occurence
*my eyes were still blank and pushes bona away from me, not care that pat was on the ground somehow*
Sorry for this.... *Slaps Naho*
*grabs hisato's arm before he could slap me and stabs his arm*
Ugh, not again. *texts Naby "Yo nabs, need you to come to Leblanc and help naho. She's doing the thing where her eyes go blank again"*
*His arm starts bleeding* Fuck!
Sit still, I'm going to give you some of my vitality. It worked with Shiza, it'll work with me...hopefully...
Hold on hisa. *uses diarahan to heal the stab wound*
*she looks at Laharl, then at her feet* My apologies, my liege... Ever since I've come here, I've had these breakdowns. Usually they're just headaches and a fever, but one particular one gave me vivid flashbacks... Of when my mom died, of when I was bitten by a King Taijitsu, and... *she removes her jacket and shows Laharl her robotic right arm* One of which made me relive the day I lost my arm.. They'd gotten worse ever since.
Ah thanks...
*she steps away from Satan* No. I'm sorry, I can't... I can't let you, Luce.
*naby texts back saying "i cant right now, im fighting a nuke and soon my phone is going to get destoryed"*
*Checks the text* How does he know that his phone gets destroyed?
*begins to play the knife game*
*Swats the knife out* Stop..
*He grasps her arm gently* Please. Let me help. It doesn't matter, seeing as I don't have long to live anyway...
... *just looks at the ground*
Lucifer.......if you must, then go ahead.
Ugh. I just need to remember.... *does the thing that Naby did to snap naho out of it*
*this time it doses not work*
What the heck!? It didn't work! Hmm..... Maybe, just maybe.... *starts working on something*
*throws a knife at bona's hand, wait when did naho get another knife*
*uses a barrier to make it not hit* Done! *she has a bracelet and slides it on nahos wrist. It snaps her out of it*
*it doses not work also... werid*
*With a smile, he rests his hand on Yang's shoulder. His palm glows an odd blue as he casts the spell. Once he's done, he collapses onto his knees* Ah, s-shit...My head...
*Laharl nudges Tsugumi-chan* Huh, maybe you should go to a hospital?
(Damnit, my internet was laggy. It took like 10 minutes to say anything)
(I mean, the phansite itself was the problem, not the internet)
Oh come on! Dark Corbin one of these days *mumbles something and hugs naho*
*Slaps Naho*
(You did notice what I said to you, right?)
pat: ... *gets on the booth and laharl finally notices pat's ahoge*
Satan! *she kneels down next to Satan* Are you okay?!
(You mean "*Rolls his eyes* I don't have the time to waste on your pathetic excuse of a rule anyway. I have things to do and people to help. (Laharl, you must be doing something right, cause your character genuinely pisses me off)"?)
(Yeah, Laharl. Just the bottom OOC bit is what I was talking about, though.*
*she looks at Laharl* I've already tried going to a hospital. They couldn't do anything...
*looks at everyone with my blank eyes*
*He clutches his head in pain* I...I...Ahh!
(I don't know whether to take that as an insult or not. He's SUPPOSED to be someone who's WANTS to be evil. Honestly, with all his implied feelings I can be pretty liberal with the character)
*Covers Naho's eyes with a blindfold*
*Laharl looks inquisitive* Maybe it's something new, then? Honestly, I blame the lack of proper hospital research is the reason they couldn't do anything. This could be a new outbreak, so i'll spend some of the tax money to research it.
(If you're going fir a villain, then take it as a compliment. Nuff said.)
(Fuck you autocorrect. Fuck you.)
Satan..! *she's concerned*
*takes off the blindfolds and shoots @Hisato*
Walks in. "Sup my pe- Darkie?" He runs over to Satans side. "Darkie what's wrong?"
(I think i'll actually make Laharl a good guy, for once. Who knows, maybe he'll even sway someone into becoming the Nexus queen and ruling with him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
*Dodges the bullet*
(Oh no.) *He looks up, his gaze wild* It...I...FUCK! *He clutches his head again* It hurts...Goddammit...
OOC: i wear to go if he doses that to naho, then im done
This could've been prevented with proper medical studies and actual funding for hospitals
*Puts the blindfold back*
(Oh lords.) "Darkie! What's happening?!" He looks over at Yang. "What did he do?"
*she looks down* I had another breakdown... H-He was trying to help..
Ooc: I doubt that'll happen lol
He nods. "Alright which means... wait like with the angel breakdown?"
*He attempts to smiles through the pain* It...It's alright...This...is only temporary...S-SHIT! *He curls into a ball, still holding his head in his hands*
*is beginning to lose my memories again. and bona cant do anything to stop it*
"Oh bullshit Darkie. Tell me where and how it hurts!"
Wait a minute, I used memory lock! How is this happening!? She shouldn't be losing her memories again!
*she shakes her head* Mental breakdown, Ain...
He sighs in relief. "God news then, he isn't being burnt up from angel possession. Bad news is that last time he was a demon so he had more energy. Now? He might have overspent."
(Good* fuck mobile)
Ooc: Eff mobile indeed ain. Eff mobile indeed.
OOC: Most devices, you can just turn auto-correct off. Unless, you're referring to the typing itself, which is mostly on you.
(What Bona said. Finally someone else suffers with me. It was only a matter of time.) M-My head...feels like it's tearing itself apart!
(Or maybe the autocorrect doesn't work when it's supposed to, like my case.)
*Laharl laughs at satan* Hahahahahahahahahaahahahaha! Need some help? You need to get to a hospital? That I built.
*doses not care what is happening*
*looks down* I'm so sorry I made you do that, Luce...
*builds setting and refuses it with magic*
*He gets up and grabs Laharl by the throat* I would slay you where you stand, bastard, but I'm feeling merciful.
"Best guess I can make? His body is eating itself for energy. And yeah, HAS ANYONE CALLED AN ABULANCE?! WE DO HAVE A HOSPITAL!"
Ooc: infuses not refuses
*Laharl puts a hand on Tsugumi-chan's shoulders* It's not your fault, it's the fault of a lack of a stable economy or government being able to provide much needed medical research to be able to cure you of whatever you have.
*she doesn't know whether to cast Diarahan or not* ....
......
Honestly, considering how highly he thinks of himself, and outright stating that he can't die, I have half a mind to just leave him to rot... *Laharl adds a snarky tone to his voice* but i'm feeling merciful.
*finishes his project* Done! This should keep you from losing memories for sure! *puts a tiara on naho. The tiara has magic that gives naho her memories back whenever they're taken, pretty much cancelling the effects. He then works on something else*
He punches Lahari. "I let you be last time. Don't make me regret it." He casts Salvation on Darkie.
*The punch contacts Laharl, but he doesn't have any effect because of how strong Laharl is* All I did was try and worry for the welfare of my citizens. What is wrong with that, might I ask?
*Saitama enters Leblanc* Yo.
"A corrupt politician sees others as his. A great politician realizes that every citizen is as important as him. Choose which one you are."
*finishes another thing* Complete! This should keep you from getting any more breakdowns yang! *puts on a bracelet that let's her calm down and heal any pain she feels during a breakdown, practically bulling it*
I choose great
*it doses nothing, it seems the dark corbin's dark magic (XD) is too strong*
"Then start acting like it."
*she looks at the bracelet and gives a weak smile to Bona* Thanks, Bona. *she looks at Saitama with a wide smile* Oh, hey! It's been a while, Sai!
Yes it has been. *Looks at her with the always same blank face*
*looks at everyone with my blank eyes*
*she sighs* Still as blank as ever, huh? Whelp, lemme get you some water. *she gets Saitama a glass of water*
Yup,thanks *Takes a sip*
Y-Yang...I Have to...ask you something... *He utters the words through the pain*
pat: *thinks "uhh who is that?"*
*she nods at Satan, kneeling down next to him* Of course, Luce...
*He's gritting his teeth* D-D...Do you...still have your...engagement ring...?
(Aaaand wrong account, rip.)
(Wrong account)
OOC: XD!
(Kill me. I wish to die.)
(STUPID FUCKING PHANSITE I WANT TO SEND MESAAGES)
(NOW IT WORKS!?)
The hell am I doing wrong? I give people free health insu/rance and protection and all they do is complain!
(Yup)
(YES!)
"Alright let me ask you this. What do you call your position?"
(I HATE YOU MISHIMA)
*throws a knife at yang then at someone else... where are all of those knifes coming from... oh wait her hair*
Um, i dunno. Leader or something.
*naho looks at lahari with her blank eyes*
*Grabs the knife* Someone lost it.
(Yare yare daze. Naho, sometimes your choices in rp confuse me.)
(Fail) *she nods, holding up her left hand* Yes, Lucifer.
OOC: Can people please start spelling Laharl right? Don't mean to be a jerk or anything, it just bugs me
Ooc: it's part of a sub plot
*opens the door to the cafe and looks inside* ......... *closes it*
(Lmao. D...Do me a favor...When we get Caeser back...get married...have a kid...get a nice house...and live a happy life. I...I'm sorry I won't be there to see it... *He starts bearhing heavily as he stands back up* I-I only wish for you to be happy. *He smiles*
That was fast....
He chuckles. "Haven't you called yourself overlord before? That implies a higher ranking than others. See my point?"
OOC: >"Can't die" >*Dies*
(Still confuses the shit out of me nonetheless.)
I just thought my first name was Overlord
"Darkie, what are you talking about?! You aren't going any where... Right?"
*she hugs Satan* Of course... You have no clue how much I'm going to miss you... How all of us will miss you.
He shakes his head. "Well I'm not arguing anymore. With a defence that weak, I'm already right."
(Plot bullshit, Laharl. Fuck off. It's not death, but being stuck in oblivion. Do you have anything else "clever" to say, or is that it?)
(Please don't be mean. I was merely kiding)
Yeah dude. I would consider you one of my closest friends. I'm gonna miss you alot Lucifer.
(Guys, break it up! ;A; I'm gonna cry)
Well, how am I supposed to know any better! All the people that work for me always call me "Overlord Laharl"!
pat: *pats satan's back and hands him a beer* make it your last drink
Ooc: does this help
"Then start doing two things Laharl. One, stop talking down. No one will follow if you start talking down to people. Two, stop calling yourself Overlord."
(...Sorry. I get pissed off easily. No hard feelings, right?)
(That kitty video helps a ton oh my goodness ;w;)
Ooc: I help do things
You say that but people continue to follow me anyway. I'm pretty sure people will just follow a cactus at this point, and cactuses don't move! And, I don't see a problem with calling myself Overlord. Legally, I am one.
*Lucifer takes the beer and downs it in seconds* Thank you for the kind words, everyone. I know it sounds cliche, but I will be within your hearts, watching and protecting you all. *He smiles sadly* Not all things last forever.
OOC: also yang, you might want to help out naho...
(...No hard feelings... yet)
Aincrad nods and sits beside him. "I'm sorry I wasn't always there bud. As me, or Shadow." As he says that Shadow forms behind Satan. "We are sorry. We wish we could do more." The speak in unison and they lean their heads on him.
*she smiles at Satan, albeit sadly* Yeah. *she pokes Naho* You okay there, sis?
*Takes a sip from his coffee*
I understand Lucifer. I'm just gonna miss ya alot.
We all gonna miss him...
*yang can see that naho has blank eyes. could mean two things, 1 shes under someones control or two shes broken*
(Hey, you better watch it. I'm just fucking with ya, or am I...) You know, when I first came to the Nexus, I was hated by most of you. What heppened? *He says with a self-mocking smirk*
Naho... *Covers her eyes again with the blindfold*
Aincrad chuckles. "When did I hate you? We were all friends."
Well, I guess people and demons change. I mean, I used to despise you, but now I think you're pretty cool.
*takes it off and stabs hisato*
Naho do it again... and you *Starts bleeding* I'm f-fine!
Do you people always hate someone the first time you meet them?
I have to agree with Bona... We were on rocky terms, but the road managed to smooth out, y'know? *she swats the knife out of Naho's hands*
*Covers her eyes again*
*she sighs* Seiryu, you know the drill. *an azure dragon appears coiled around Yang. The dragon casts Diarahan on Hisato, healing his wound, then disappears*
*doses not care anymore, dose not care about life*
She is too dangerous,to be here right now..
OOC: *does*
....hold it. *suddenly, a pink gear appears. But bona uses diarahan on it and then sends it at naho. It doesn't only bring her memories back, but blocks dark Corbin from making her forget things or make her not care about life*
pat: your the dumb one since you keep trying to put a blindfold on her
*it doses not work since... PLOT!!!!*
@Laharl I mean, they had a good reason. I'm the king of hell. Meeting the literal devil doesn't always go well...
I'm the dumb one? Sorry for trying to help!
*is so tempted to curse right now but doesnt*
OOC: *does* Grammar mistake.
Yeah, well i'm also the king of hell. My dimension's equivalent. I at least deserve the same treatment as you.
OOC: please stop grammar, i know what i failed at and i dont care
Ooc: no, no grammar mistake there
(Whelp, we have a Grammar Nazi here :|)
OOC: It's my job.
OOC: And you should,care about your grammar, young man.
OOC: should care
OOC: I'm using a Grammarly to help with my grammar
OOC: damnit, should've made an account called punctuation to post that
(That would've been great, Laharl)
*Chuckles* So you mean hated at first, but eventually people like you? Yeah, no. We're nothing alike, except for our previous titles.
*looks at yang and takes out my blindfolds*
Heh, an accomplice of mine used to tell me that everyone is capable of love. As much as I hate to regret it, that statement doesn't seem to far-fetched to me now...
*Runs in* I'm Sam and i'm 38 young!
OOC: ... oh my god...
*she stares at "Sam"* Errr.....whattheffffuck?
OOC: Jesus is my helmet, young man.
*He puts his hand on his shoulder* Your friend has wise words. I was once a feared demon, but haverecently turned part human and have a girlfriend of my own. If I can, then you can too. *He smiles*
(Do I even want to know...?)
In my free time i like to make motivational workout video for young retardeds
*she smiles at Lucifer* You've met Pyrrha, right? Pyrrha Nikos?
(THIS GUY OH MY GODD ARE YOU SSSERIOUS)
*looks at yang with blank eyes* pat: *sigh*
Well, i'm already half-human on my mom's side. Regardless, i'll never give up my vices, they're part of who I am!
OOC: What's with the blank eyes stuff? Your character must really like looking at people
(You gotta have Jesus as your helmet)
OOC: well naho is not herself right now, thats why she has blank eyes
OOC: Okay, i'll just ignore it, then
All of them sweet beautiful orbs!
*Friggin drops a meteor on -sam-*
pat: uhhh sir can you leave... theirs a pedo outside that you need to stop