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*Blocks it because he is handicapable full of math*
I'm not a Pedo!
Pyrrha? I only know her through Shiza's memories when we still shared a body. Last I remember he gave her a copy of his initial persona, Kimat. Why do you ask?
Let me utter these famous words of hers, then; Do you believe in destiny?
pat: *begins drink soda*
OOC: hey yang what would you think pat's semblance is going to be? and another question what do you think naby's semblance would be?
*Ignis enters the cafe. He's.... mumbling.... it doesn't seem that he's noticed anyone.* ....
(Pat would probably have enhanced speed, and Naby would probably have Nora's semblance. In my opinion)
Ooc: he probably wouldn't be king of the castle though. I can't believe I just made that joke Ic: *just sits there*
*Laharl faces Ignis* Well, you seem to be a new face.
Hm? *Iggy looks up.* Oh.... who are you?
(Ooooo whose would I have Yang?)
*she looks at Ignis* Oh, hi Iggy!
(Probably Blake's shadow clones)
Greetings Yang. I haven't seen you in a long time.
Yes, I do. I'm going to go finish off an angel. Feel free to join. (Then this canonically leads into the lsst psrt of the fight. Cool, no loose ends.)
*Laharl answers Ignis* I'm your new leader, Laharl! Well, I guess I have a deal with Splat Tim, so we lead together! Now, who are you, might I ask?
(Cools!)
Ooc: Yaaay but also cri bcuz sadness
I am Ignis Dominus. And you..... are no leader of mine. May I have some tea?
You mean to reject my rule? Why? Do you consider me unfit?
That's.... exactly it.
(This is what it's like tk write a cohesive storyline. It's a pain in the ass.)
*looks at yang*
OOC: by the way pat was the one who looked at yang
Well, I haven't done anything bad yet, have I? At least wait until the war starts to protest
You did. GO TO DETENTION!
War does not decide the quality of a leader... character does. Arrogance is the first word that came to mind when you addressed me.
Wow, that joke just went right over you. AND, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LETTING PEOPLE KNOW I'M THE LEADER NOW?
Because no one chose you I assume. *Iggy sits at a booth.*
Leaders aren't chosen, leaders choose... or some other dumb quote from a famous guy.
"Opens door!" Did somebody say quote!?
Tea please...
Nope :P
OOC: That nope was to Kuu
*Laharl faces Ignis* Oh, yeah, I just implemented a 1% tax on tea
I highly doubt that.
(Eizen walks into the cafe with a serious expression. His black coat blowing as a breeze passes through the door. He flips a coin and then cacthes it in his hand as he looks at the result of the flip with a smile. Eizen walks into the middle of the cafe before speaking with his arms crossed.) Aye, this looks a good a place as any. Does anyone here have a map of the seas surrounding this area? I'm going to need it for the next time I set sail.
Well, just glance over the receipt the next time you order tea. Which is right now, I suppose.
.... Is anyone serving right now?
...I dunno. They seem pretty understaffed. As the leader of this dimension this seems like a pretty serious problem
Hey hey hey, it's self-serve.
"Looks at Laharl" Can't you spare any prinny for this place? I'm sure Etna will be fine with it...
When I get this place to pay all it's taxes i'll consider doing that.
*Laharl strikes an inquisitive look @Eizen* What do you need a map of the seas for? Isn't water all the same?
Hey hey hey, watch out for that grid on the floor.
*Geralt enters Leblanc*
Hey hey hey, welcome to the cafe.
Hey.
The arrogance from that boy...
*Laharl faces Geralt* Hey, you look like a guy with some sense.
Thanks and who you might be,if i can ask?
I'm the new leader of the Nexus, Laharl. Yeah, people talk a lot of shit about me, but no president ever had a 100% approval rating, amirite?
I see...
Surprisingly there has been one from my world.
So, who might you be?
Hey hey hey, I'm Fat Albert, the master of the keyblade.
Geralt Of Rivia.
Eh, nice to meet you, I guess. *Laharl yawns and covers his mouth with his hand*
pat: *is spacing out*
The darkness infects Pat, we have to save him!
(Eizen looks back over to Laharl.) Oh, it's you again. The boy who fell asleep on my ship. I just need a map so I know what's already been explored and mapped out. When your trying to map the whole world it's useful to know where to explore.
What kind of darkness?
The darkness the keyblade can defeat.
pat: *is back to normal* i was just thinking about something
Look out Pat, it's dark evil metal soda!
Madness as usual...
*Laharl blinks a few times* Isn't the Nexus an endless expanse, though? You may have a difficult time mapping all of it
I need information, not motivation...
*Then turns Laharl* This place looky lively...
*Looks*
dark corbin: *enters and leaves*
"Open Laptop." Hey, I can get you information! Our knowledge on this "internet" is infinite~
(Eizen laughs at Laharl's confusion.) Infinite? Well, I've got plenty of time to do it, so I look forward to seeing who will win out. My dream or this supposedly infinite Nexus.
Yeah, it seems that way. However, I don't see many people buying anything. I'm worried that the hip young teens loitering around may be hurting businesses
Well that's why i don't see whores then....
When will there be strippers, nyu?
Want me to order one? Free of delivery services fee
(Eizen sighs.) Not many of the young ever respect their elders. If they did the world might be better off for it, but they have the right to choose who they respects and what beliefs they follow.
pat: *shoots the air*
Hey hey hey, i can call my buddy Teddie to do that.
Yeah, but I wouldn't call myself an elder, as i'm only 1,327
pat: *enters and sees the other pat* what the hell pat 2: what the fuck *gets off the booth*
*before going in, he sends a clone after dark Corbin then walks in*
*Points at Pat* What's up with that guy?
*she walks in* I'm back.
Hey hey hey, he's deranged.
*both of the pats aims their pistol at each other*
*falls asleep in a booth* Ooc: aka nighty
... *Iggy sighs* I can't seem to relax here...
(Eizen looks back at Leharl with a smirk.) Guess you really are still just a kid. Well at least you seem to have some guts. I can respect that.
Order a cute one so I can drown the sorrow of not having my RED-chan, nyu.
*Shiza enters* Hey guys, I'm alive and ready to be the bartender. *Takes a deep breath* It's nice to be home.
pat and pat 2: guys, who is the real one
There's a familiar face. Tea please.
I mean, I wouldn't say i'm a kid either. Many demons become pretty mature by the time they're 1,327. ...Well, as mature as demons can be. ...*Laharl blinks a few times and sits down* Man, i'm tired. I think i'm just gonna take a little nap.
*she smiles, walking over to Shiza and kissing him* It's good to have you back~
Walks and sits at the counter. "Welcome back Boss." Aincrad smirks and tips the cap. "Water here."
*Wakes up and yawns*
pat 2: *leaves* pat: well that was easy *thinks "at least now yang will not play with my ahoge"*
*He smiles* It's good to be back, babe. *He waves to Ignis while pouring him some tea* Hey Iggy! Did ya miss me?
I suppose. I've been gone for so long...
*He shakes is head* No, no, Ain. Boss was my friend. Call me Shiza.
*Nods as he gives him his tea* Same. I've been dead for a few days, then possessed by an angel for a week after that. Fun times. What have you been up to?
Aincrad's eye twitches a bit. "Hey Shiza, who ran your music and tech at your club?"
Practicing my Pyromancy.... as usual...
There we go, we got the cutest stripper for you with an extra teddy bear! Now excuse us for a bit, a challenger has come for us.
*Shrugs* Hell if I know. Pretty sure its been closed this entire time.
pat: *sigh and thinks "should i tell yang that i found my semblance"* OOC: their was a reason why i asked you yang "what would pats semblance be"*
Eye twitches again, but he stops and sighs. "Give me a second, if I'm going to do this, I'm going to do this right." With that he looks around the ceiling and walks out.
Oh, Shiza. I forgot, I forged you something.
*Sighs* You know, living isn't all it's cracked up to be...I'm already bored.
*Raises an eyebrow in interest? Oh really? What would that be?
*Iggy sips his tea and mumbles to himself* What I would give for love...
One minute, I'll be right back. *she goes up to the attic, then returns shortly after with a strange piece of bulky machinery. She presses a button and it transforms into a scythe, sniper qualities evident on it* I made you a fully-automatic high-impact sniper-scythe~ It's also known as the Crescent Rose.
The main lights of the cafe dim and smoke starts to flood the floor from under the counter. In that darkness a disco ball lights up, sweeping colours all over the area. From the corner an announcers statics to reality. "Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Demons and Angels of all ages, I welcome to the stage Aincrad Hazel!" Bursts of confetti pop from the ceiling and several small harmless explosions light the cafe as Aincrad slides in through the doors with his cane and hat in hand. "With him also is his Persona Hephaestus, otherwise known as Shadow!!!" With that Shadow bursts onto the scene in an explosion of blue flames. The fanfare track dies down and both of them turn to Shiza bowing. "Remember us now?"
pat: *thinks "I better wait"*
No you're not....
pat: *sits down at a booth*
How are they able to fit all of that into such a small room?
Uh...yes. Sure...Let's go with that... *Turns to Yang* MINE MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Blue flames are gay, nyu
*she smiles, reverting the scythe to compact form, then holds it out to Shiza* Here you go, hon~
pat: hey yang, guess what
*she looks at Pat* Yeah?
pat: i found my semblance
SUCK OUT HIS LIFE FORCE!
*Takes it enthusiastically* This shit is dope! Beats my old one, but I like it for sentimental value. *Hugs Yang* I don't have anything for you, sorry. I'm a shitty fiance.
Aincrad turns to Ignus and presses a button on his cane. "The wonders of engineering and waaaaayyyyy too much time." He then walks over to Shiza and slaps him over the head lightly. "You seriously don't even remember Shadow? Come on man! I do all this effort and you can't even remember him?!" He turns to Yang. "A little help here, please?... I rather not be forgotten again..." He then turn to Broccoli. "So? Being gay is awesome."
You're quite lucky there Shiza...
*she pouts* You're not a shitty fiance... *she kisses Shiza's cheek* You're a great fiancé. I couldn't ask for anything more than just being with you, hon~
Thanks Iggy. I've got everything I could ever want, and more. *Looks at Aincrad* Of course I remember Shadow. Quit your bitching.
*He smiles* A cliched line if I've ever heard one, but true nonetheless. *He kisses her* I love you, Yang.
If only I could be as lucky...
*she hums happily* I love you too, Shiza.
He sighs. "Well it's not a total hit then... Though still stings. And I'm not bitching out of spite. But it's... Something else." He shakes his head clearing his thoughts. "Well glad your back. Even if you don't know why."
*He puts his hsne on his shoulder* Don't beat yourself up. You're a great guy, Iggy. Just be patient, but also make the first move, if that makes sense...
I've.... tried that before...... it never works out for me...
pat: *thinks "did yang forgot i sayed i got a semblance... nothing bad but thats something to laugh at myself"*
*she looks at Pat* So, what's your semblance?
Me not remembering is right. I don't remember anything from after I pulled the trigger to after I woke up in he mud. I've got this huge gap in my memory.
"That and it seems I've been erased out of your memory completely. We knew each, you and I, not you and Shadow, quite a whiles before the incident. Whoever the hell did that, well feels like they knew just where to hit me." He sighs and lays his head on his desk. "Any chance I could get that water now?"
pat: its- *is now behide yang* -speed!
@Ignis_Dominus Sounds like me. You know, I was so desperate that I asked out anyone that would listen to me. Did it work out? Yeah, in the end. It led me to Yang, and well, here we are. Moral of the story is be patient. Good things come to those who wait.
I WANT A BEER OR EVERYONE HERE IS A HUGE JABRONI
I've been waiting for years.... It could just be that I'm young...
Oh, well shit. No, I remember you. I hired you as DJ for my club. Shadow though, I kinda do but don't, if that makes sense.
*she looks behind her* Wow, that's pretty cool! *she flicks Pat's ahoge* That's really neat, Pat~
WHERE IS THE BEER
*Hands Ain a water bottle and @THE_IRON_SHEIK a beer* That all?
Hey you over there shouting beer, keep it down please. We're trying to take a nap here~
*He forms Pyratheon's card in his hand and stares at it while it rotates* I'll miss ya, big guy.
He sighs and leans back in his chair. "I honestly can't tell if you do remember, or are just going off what clues I've fed you while talking. Either way doesn't matter..." He stretches and gets his own glass of water. "After all how can you remember me, if you can't even remember my order?" He gives him a smirk, before sitting back down and the smile falters a bit. "Who knows, might tell you why I had a palace... But that's a story for a different day." With that he stretches his glass into the air and yells around the whole Cafe. "THREE CHEERS FOR THE RETURN OF ONE OF OUR FRIENDS! HIP HIP HOORAY!"
*she's looking at something on her scroll, smiling fondly...*
(And I was too slow. Damn my typing speeds!)
pat: yep.... and why do you like do that yang
*Iggy sighs* I could request assistance with this... problem...
THANK YOU NOODLE HAIR MAN. RESPECT
*she shrugs at Pat, still looking at her scroll*
*Shizz looks up to Ignis* How so...?
pat: *sigh and sits down*
Perhaps you could be what is called a "Wing Man"...?
*Rides in on a horse* Hide your kids, hide your wife, SKELETOR is here!!! Today will be the day I rule this cafe!
*she smirks at her scroll* Pfft, I remember that food fight...
Sure thing, Iggy. Anything for a friend. *He pulls out his revolver and shoots Skeletor* Nope, not happening.
Tosses the blunt end of his cane at Skeletors head. "Welp someone I can take my anger out on just came in. Be right back. If you were paying attention at all." He turns to Skeletor and cracks his knuckles. "Please choose the hard way. I need this right now."
pat: *looks at her scroll* *is back normal and sits ontop of yang* OOC: image if nora and naho met while fighting some dudes...
Fool! This establishment belongs to Cobra now!
What're you lokking at, babe?
*she smiles at Naho* Hey, sis.
He then tosses the blunt of the his sword at Cobra Commanders head. "Oooo two playthings. Tell me, which of you will break first?"
pat: *aims a assault rifle at cobra commander*
Thank you Shiza.... though I'm not sure what to do...
*she smiles at Shiza* Just some old footage of me and the rest of Team RWBY. I was just about to look at the fight between my team and a Mech.
*Sighs* No, this cafe belongs to me, and you'll have to pry the deed off my corpse if you want it that badly.
OW MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING SHOT ME!!!!! YOU DON'T JUST SHOOT SOMEONE YOU MANIAC!!! I HAVE A HOLE IN MY HEAD NOW!!! I was just going to conquer you, jesus!!! And don't throw wood at me! Screw this, I'm going home! You're all a bunch of psychos! *Rides out*
*looks at yang* hey sis *smiles*
Hey Yang, out of curiousity, did Lucifer have any finals words or anything? Like a dying wish?
"Welp there goes one." He turns to Cobra and cracks his neck. "Please choose the hard way."
You imbeciles! You can't turn on your commander!
*she looks down* He just wished you and me to have a happy life, y'know? Have a kid, get a nice house, and be happy..
*He chuckles* No problem, Iggy. I suggest that we find someone single of your prefered interest and you ask them on a date. If they say yes, you're in business.
pat: *begins to shoot at cobra commander*
A woman of my interests... I don't have much preference... besides them being a wonderful person...
Retreat Cobra! RETREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
STOP PLAYING COMMANDER AND GET TO DETENTION LITTLE ASSHOLE!
Aincrad grins and punches Cobra in the face. "Who said we were yours?"
He sighs and sits back down draining his drink. "Yay..."
pat; *keeps shooting cobra*
*keeps sitting on yang's head*
@Tsugumi-Chan Sorry I asked...too soon... @Ignis_Dominus Well, that shouldn't be too hard. There are plenty of nice women out there... *Looks at Yang* Not that I'd know personally!
*Phases through a wall again.* Oh! Are we killing shit?
Oh God its Alucard! *faints*
FOR THE GLORY OF COBRA! *runs away*
*she nods at Shiza* Yeah, too soon.. *she waves at Alucard* Hi again.
KILL THE JABRONIS LEAVE THE BEER
I would like to start as soon as possible.... if you don't mind...
*Finger guns at the passed out Sora and/or Shiro.* Thank you. Someone appreciates me!
pat: well thats easy... *rolls my eyes*
"Heyoo. Never lefto." He smirks and puts his head down on the counter. "Holy fuck that was lame. What am I even doing."
*He shakes his head* Nope, not at all Iggy. We coukd start right now if you so wished.
Ain, go take a nap. That was shit.
That would be appreciated. *Iggy stands up*
"Heh... I really should shouldn't I... But I rather not. I'm sick of the nightmares." He yawns and gets some more water. "So long as I'm up and moving, who needs sleep?"
@Tsugumi-Chan *He clears his throat* So...um...are we really going to do that, or just sit here and talk about it? Actuslly, forget I said anything...Go back to reading your scroll.
*she sighs* Wanna see some of what Team RWBY's capable of, hon?
*Begins cleaning his pistols.*
uhh guys, someone by the name of Ann Takamaki has disappeared..
*wakes up* Was that a dream? We thought we see Alucard for a moment... OOC : It's both Sora and Shiro, we are one!
FUCK ANN TAKAMAKI
S-Sure... *Mumbles* Thank god she didn't hear me...
*she pulls up a video on her scroll* Here we are.
... It seems you are quite.... tied up at the moment...
Sighing he heads out. "Alright see ya guys, I'm going to go bounty hunting. See ya tomorrow." With that he leaves.
*Fades into mist and appears beside the brother and sister.* So....fans of mine I take it? Odd. I didn't think I left any survivors. *He flashes a toothy grin and laughs.*
*Waves to Aincrad* See ya. *Turns to Ignis* What did you have some place in mind? Right now?
*Sighs and gets up* if no one is going to look for Ann then i will *runs out of the lebanc*
Hey hey hey, murder is not ok.
*He yawns* Sorry Iggy. I'm gonna take a rain check. Maybe tomorrow. *Turns to Yang* Babe, you should move in with me. You already have the key, and I've got tons of room. Anyway, I'm heading home. See ya all later. *He leaves with a spring in his step* (Goodnight guys. I'll see you all later.)
No particular setting... anywhere will do.
Ah, goodnight then!
*Points a pistol at Albert.* Fuck you Slim. I'll do as I please.
*shivers* Y-y-yes M-mister Alucard, we're b-both your biggest fan. W-we bought all your merchandise...Please d-dont kill us...
You're my kind of guy.
naby: *enters* guys wheres naho?
*she stretches* I should get going too... *she puts her scroll away, then heads out* See you guys!
I should take my leave as well. Goodnight everyone. *Iggy leaves the cafe mumbling...*
naby: *leaves* pats: *goses to sleep*
*Fat Albert points his keyblade at naby.* Hey hey hey, you should be dead.
naby: *enters* i got a new body *leaves*
YOU BRING BODIES I BREAK THEM
*Alucard grins at the siblings.* Now now. It was just a joke. I'm impressed I do have fans...my methods aren't the most...aesthetically pleasing.
*Teddie bursts in.* Teach me your ways, oh great one.
*Fat Albert disappears, he's gotta fight the heartless.*
*AVGN follows Teddie* What's with this bear ass motherfucker being a pretty boy all of a sudden?! Fuck this game! *Leaves while drinking a Rolling Rock and flipping everyone the birds*
I live only to please.
*relieved* Thank goodness, ooh but that's why you're amazing Mister Alucard! The way you dispose your enemy is...mindblowing eheheheh... Well then, we're gonna go to our room to take more long naps... *Walks out of the bar*
*Alucard waves after the pair.* Farewell! *He checks his watch.* Well I should be leaving too. *Turns into mist and vanishes.*
*Enters Leblanc* Time to wait.
*wakes up*
*Enters Leblanc* Did I miss anything else?
Sam
*Sam is already in Leblanc, in the middle of maintenance on his arm. He waves.*
Hey guys.
YO WHAT'S NEPPING?
*he walks in wearing his organic armor* Hey guys. Long time no see is it Sam?
Hey Sam. Hey spec. Hey rom.
*Cough* Hello to you too....
*hie helmet melts away showing his face* Got a biological upgrade.
Ohhh, all fresh faces.....Hello everyone
Sam
I saw you yesterday. You just never acknowledged my oresence. Nice armour though. *Sam's arm falls to pieces.* Damn it. Wrong button.
Hold on Sam. *he creates a black arm for Sam* And hi Neptune.
Sam
The offer is appreciated, Spectre, but I prefer my own creation. Home made attraction, you know. *Sam presses a button on his cane, reconnecting the pieces back into his arm*
It's best to have a natural arm then a mechanic one.
Sam
That depends on the situation, really.
*Walks in with some bruises*
Sam
*Sam glances over at Ikebu before going back to his arm* Who kicked your ass?
Hmm ibeku? You OK dude?
Ooc: Umm not hmm
No im not ok
*uses diarahan on ibeku* That better?
Yeah thanks
No prob.
Hey Sam. Wanna take a look into the blood of a evolved human?
Sam
Sure. I don't see why not?
*gives Sam a vial of blood in a airlock seal and is glowing red* Here you go.
Does anyone know how to make curry?
Sam
Hmm. Intriguing. Mind if I keep this? I feel the need to experiment on it.
Go nuts Sam. *he gives Ikebu a curry plate*
Thanks
Sam
Very good. I'll get on that later. *Sam puts the vial in a container in his cane*
And I can do this. *his arms morphs into 6 inch metallic claws with black coarse flesh with red light glowing underneath the membrane* Is that normal to you?
*Shiza enters with a sigh* Back to the daily grind...
Hey Shiza
@Ikebu_Kuro I don't think we've met, but you already know my name...I must be famous or something.
Hey Shiza.
Nah, i was in that battle against you and Abaddon
How are you Shiza?
Sam
I'm not fighting you on this, Spectre. Unless you really want one that is. I hear there's a lovey Gym down the street if that's the case.
I am just saying if is it normal for a human to do this. *he reverts his claws back to their normal chitin plated form*
@Unit_Spectre Tired. Bored. Slightly annoyed. Take your pick. @Ikebu_Kuro Ah, that's fair, of course I don't remember anything about it. @FemBFM04 Hey, how're you?
I'm good.
Sam
Nope. That's why I have claws on my metal arm. *Sam reattaches his arm and activates his claws.* Anything you can do...
*walks in, looking like she's been through hell and back* Hello..?
Who are you?
*she looks at Ikebu* I'm Blake..
*His eyes widen as he points his revolver at Blake, pulling the hammer back* WHAT THE FUCK!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Wait who?
*she flinches back, away from Shiza* P-Please, d-don't hurt me..!
Sam
*Sam deactivates his claw and looks at Shiza* Now what?
*gets up* Im Ikebu
*His gaze becomes spiteful* I WILL NOT HESITATE TO PUT A BULLET IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD! NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION!
... oh shit... *his head is covered by hardened chitin and ducks*
*she bows to Shiza* I just wanted to say I'm sorry! I'm sorry, okay?! *she's on the verge of panicking*
She answered you question Shiza!
Sam
No violence in Leblanc. That's your rule, I'm pretty sure, Shiza.