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Well i don't know why....
I dont know either
Yeah....
*stays silent*
....
I have returned to claim this establishment for Cobra! Surrender now and no one gets.... severely wounded!
pat: *takes out a assault rifle and shoots cobra_commander*
*smiles*
Why are you smiling?
Just imagining
What?
Ha! You fool! A stupid toy cannot defeat Cobra! *pulls out a gun*
About life with whomever i end up with
pat: *takes out a minigun*
Oh i see..
Ha! Since no one is here... this cafe has been claimed by Cobra!
*she pushes Cobra out of the cafe* Nope, already claimed.
pat: *shoots cobra* naby: *is in a tank*
*enters and hugs yang* OOC: im kinda wondering what Ruby would react to seeing yang call naho her sis
......
*You can hear the noise of a loud propeller outside. You should check outside the thread.*
Go check the noise. I stay here.
*she boops Naho*
*Sighs*
*giggles* so when are we going to go to Remnant?
Someday...
Soon, okay, Naho? I have to see if Ozpin'll offer us housing.
*The twins run in* Both: Recon. Day 2. Wonder if scary angel guy will come back.
ok..
Hope we get a place to stay...
*she waves at the twins* Hey, Irona. Hey, Braza.
Both: Hey miss Yang *The twins sit down at Sam's booth. Sam seems have vanished. How odd* Both: Can we have some milk?
*she nods, getting the twins a couple of glasses of milk* Here you go, kids.
Man so boring here...
*Chiho walks in, rolling onto the floor.* Ughhh.... So tired....
Oh hey
Hey.
Hey Hisa
*she smiles at Chiho* Hi, Chiho.
Both: Thank you
Oh, hey guys. Mocha please... *She slowly gets up and lays in a booth.*
No problem, kids~
*she gets Chiho her mocha* Here you go. *she pats her head* Tiring day?
*Sneaks in quietly*
*walks inside and sits at a booth*
Yeah.... *Getting up and sipping her mocha, she doesn't seem to notice Isaac.*
*she pets Chiho one last time before re-seating herself*
*The twins happily hum "Honour to us all" from Mulan while drinking their milk*
Its gonna take a while, but it'll happen
pat: *thinks "i swear i remember that sanoba made a base in the rwby universe"*
*Hides behind Chiho's booth*
*Hibki walks in and sits in a booth, obviously trying to sleep but struggling to do so*
*falls asleep*
*Chiho already finished her mocha. She pulls out a piece of paper and starts drawing on it with a pencil.*
*Bag falls on the ground*
*he walks in with his organic black, grey armor with red light glowing under the chitin plates* Hey guys.
*Jumps next to Chiho*
*The twins look at spectre* Both: Ah! Alien invasion!
*she waves at Spectre* Hey, Spec.
pat: *faints* *stays near yang*
*Enters again* *sigh* much better-aaaand hello there, Isaac...
*his organic helmet melts away* Don't worry twins. Just got a leap in evolution.
Hey Rom....
Huh? Oh, hey. *She hugs Isaac, dropping her pencil onto the floor.*
Hi Chiho...It's been a while....
Hey Issac. How's it going?
*Turns to Spectre* Good...
*Sits at a booth and mumbles* ...wonder where Dahlia is...
SHHH ROM!!! *he shakes his head* So how's it going Yang?
Gah! Sorry, it just slipped... Damn, I'll just... *Rom takes out his laptop*
Right now I'm trying to see if Oz'll offer us housing for when we go to Remnant.
Yeah.... it has... I think. *She stares at Isaac.* I kinda forget who you are.... *Chiho laughs nervously.*
That's not a surprise....
*Hibki opens his eyes and sits up giving up on sleep* Can I have some water please?
Ozpin? Haven't seen him since Graduation.
*Is still asleep*
Are you still asleep?
Huh? You aren't? Well, that's surprising. *She looks confused.* Why aren't you surprised by this?
I don't know for sure....
... *looks around the room since i cant think anything better to do with this character right now*
*cocks gun*
Braza: Stupid upgrade Irona: We thought the aliens invaded again. Both: That would be bad
Umm, is that a Pikachu with a gun?
*points gun at Braza*
Mkay, whatever... *She falls asleep, leaning on Isaac...*
*shoots the confetti gun*
Sleep well...
....hello, Pika-nerd.
A pikachu with a confetti gun, now I've seen it all.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
wolf: *enters*
....
*The twins are confused.*
Oh hello wolfo.
...okay, Pika-nerd.
Umm, cool? I don't really know what to say here.
*insert cheesy shitpost*
Holy crap, It's Rog Stockburger...
OOC: NGL that was amazing @Pikadaboi
... yesh.. again. The last time I've seen good old Ozie is was I about to go to graduation.
wolf: *Sits down near yang and naho*
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy... nevermind.
(lag)
Oh, that's pretty sweet, Spec.
*wakes up*
*is released from slumber prison*
*Watches*
Good morning Bona! I wish I could sleep.
*goes to sleep then wakes up again half a second later*
Yup you're looking at a former huntsman turned Evolved.
Both (mumbling): That's how it starts...
Wait why can't you sleep?
Are you sure about that Spectre? Never saw you in Atlus.
*Shiza enters with a sigh* I'm back...
Hey shiza
I was in Vale sweeping up the Grimm and hi Ceaser. *he waves*
Hey Shiza
*a ding sounds from her scroll. She looks at her scroll and smiles* Good news. Ozpin'll let us stay at Beacon, but... He says I kinda have to teach whoever's coming on the trip the ropes of being a Hunter/Huntress.
Eh, I just tried and couldn't fall asleep. Not a big deal.
*Looks at Yang* Really?
Huh. That's cool yang.
*she nods at Hisato and Bona* Yup~
Hey, what happened to Ozpin anyways after Bacon got attacked?
*Beacon*
I see...
Ooc: great, now I want bacon
*Shiza slams his head on the table* Goddammit.
I dunno, Pika-nerd.... But I've seen him around.
*drinks an esspress*
*she hugs Shiza* You okay, hon?
No. I'm tired, I'm bored, and I have too much shit going through my head. I can't track one cohesive thought.
Didn't Beacon was destroyed by Cinder?
*she frowns, starting to rub Shiza's back* That's not good...
*realizes nahos on Yangs back and uses the Ledgendary chair of convenience to be next to naho*
It's because Beacon wasn't also a gun.
*she looks at Spectre* You'd not believe how hard Ironwood worked on helping rebuild Beacon.
*Sigh* My head hurts.
I got some Advil on sale for 1$ per pill. *Advil cart appears out of nowhere*
*there is a brief flash of light outside followed by mumbling before Gamma walks in the door* Feels like its been ages since I've been in here. How many times has it exploded while I was gone?
I'm not buying drugs from a yellow mouse. God knows what happened last time.
I don't know Gamma, I just roll with it at this point.
Thanks for reminding me homie. *pulls out c4 explosive* Announcer: Bomb has been planted
Must be back in working order then. Hey Yang, care to let me and Shiza visit Beacon?
Shiza why did you buy drugs from a yellow mouse?
*Bomb at 30 seconds*
*Shiza defuses the bomb* *Counter-Terrorists win*
*Gamma sighs and steps away from the bomb* I was joking. seriously. Could things stop blowing up around me sometime soon? Literally or metaphorically.
But it was just pistol round though.
*she nods at Spectre* Yeah. You already know what it's like to be a Remnant Hunter, right? So I don't have to teach you the ropes. Everyone else on the other hand....
*Sigh* I'm going where to the who-now?
*she smiles at Shiza* You wanna see what my home's like?
Sure. You don't want to see mine...trust me. Italy isn't as great as it sounds.
pat: *wakes up* i might as well come...
I know where you and your family lives Yang.
Huntsman, Titan Pilot for the Frontier Militia, Winslow Accord agent, and Evolved. I have a good history.
Same pat i have nothin better to do
I might as well follow to kidnap her dog Zwei.
*Gamma sighs* Jargon, more Jargon, somethiing that probably has meaning, and Jargon. Wonderful. Explains everything right there it does.
I'll hold you to that, then, hon... And you'd better not be stalking me, Pika-nerd
I hope your arm's ok yang :)
*she cries a little* Can I throw the rat out?
You might be able to throw rats out, but can you throw friends out? *Puts on shades*
I dunno Blondie, CAN you throw them out? That's not really a question any of us can answer. Only you know your limits... blah blah blah blah.
Don't worry Yang. I got that covered. *he makes an arm with the exact proportions of Yang's other arm from his flesh*
(That's just fucking weird mate)
sanoba and naby: *comes in* can we come
....go sit in the corner and think about what you've done, nerd.
Ready.
Is the corner also a gun?
Hisa, you still here? Wanna come?
Are YOU also a gun?
*Facepalm* Christ, if I had half a mind I'd end myself again...
*Gamma chuckles* I am in a corner. Thinking about many, many things. Don't you worry about that.
No, but I got guns. Such as these weird looking yellow rings.
*she slams her face into the table* I'm done....
*Ignis enter with his head held low... he's mumbling something but it's hard to uderstand what he's saying....* ...
*Tosses rings onto broken table*
Hey Yang. I made you a arm. Hey there Ignis.
Then take that arm and smack someone with it. *she holds up her robotic arm* I'm fine.
*Looks at Ikebu* Yeah.
Anyway, Yamato is out of the county for a bit so I'm allowed to show people around headquarters as a recruitment method. You don't have to apply but it's always nice to show people around. If you do apply we'd love to have you at JPs
naby, naho, pat, and sanoba: ....
*Shiza sits up and stares at the ceiling*
(How can one person have so many characters)
Huh? *Iggy looks up.* O-Oh.... hello there...
So when we goin?
OOC: <_<
(That's what I said!)
OOC: They're all basically the exact same anyways. Just different brands, same flavor. IC: *Gamma sighs and stares out the window*
*she stands, picking up a case full of dust* Depends, Ikebu, who's ready to go?
Alright. If you need it just call me. *he puts the arm into a jar and a mechanism air locks it tight*
*Still staring at the ceiling* I'm ready when you're all ready...
*Looks at Yang* I'm ready.
*Pulls out briefcase filled with dust crystals* I believe I'm ready to leave.
Is.... this a bad time?
naby, sanoba, naho, and pat: *nods*
Actually, do we have to do this now? I have a promise to keep... *He looks at Ignis*
Ready Yang!
*Looks up from his laptop, lost in thought* Eh?
Whelp, we're off!
Oh, right. Remnant! Ready as well...
Feel free to come whenever, then, hon.
If you're busy then I can leave...
You can come with us Ignis. You can get the chance to practice your pyromancy even more.
If i may ask... where are you going?
My home world, Remnant, Iggy.
Another world you say... I think it's best I remain here.
*Hibki randomly falls asleep, his head falling and hitting the table with a loud bang while he doesn't wake up*
I'll be back Ignis.
Very well...
Haha! This place has been deserted! Now it belongs to Cobra!
*Gamma sighs and throws a chunk of ice at Cobra_Commander* I'm still here. Just not doing much of anything.
Then I suggest you do leave you fool! This place shall be the new Cobra headquarters!
*Gamma turns back to the window and stares outside* I'd rather not. Feeling pretty lazy right now. Maybe later. I dunno. I'm sure you can do your cult meeting in spite of my presence.
We are no cult you imbecile! We are Cobra!
*Gamma glances back at Commander before looking out the window* Well, since you're obviously not a snake, otherwise we'd probably be getting along better, that sure sounds like the name of a cult. Or I dunno, maybe a Nazi spinoff. I don't really care either way.
You dare mock Cobra?!
to be entirely fair, mocking people is like, my thing. Seriously, everyone gets it. I find it to be much funnier than the other way to vent. *Gamma casts Cobra_Commander a sideways glance* Would you like to learn about that other way, or am I good to just be sarcastic?
{Runs in, and hangs a flag with a Cobra symbol on one of the walls.} For the glory of Cobra!
Fine! You can keep this stupid room! But the attic belongs to Cobra!
*Gamma shrugs and looks back out the window* I mean, you two do you. I don't really care. I'm just not really gonna leave for a while. Enjoy your cult meeting
To the attic you fools!
{Dissappears into the attic}
RETREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!
And stay the fuck out you assholes! *She throws a book at them.*
Oh yeah, another scary little girl lives up there. Forget that sometimes. *shrugs* Oh well, sucks for the cultists.
*She glares at Pinky.* Shut up you!
*Gamma sighs and looks back out the window* I mean, I don't really have much to say at this point anyways. Just here to relax... For once
... Friggin snake lovers... Hey, you want a drink?
Not really... *Gamma looks around* Well, I guess I'd like some black tea if you have any. Tea always helps me think.
You got it Pinky. *She walks into the kitchen.* Well... been a while since I made tea...
I can give some pointers if you want. Used to make tea all the time back home. Or not, really I'll probably be fine either way.
Nah, I got it. Have faith in the sloth!
*Gamma sighs and leans back* Alright then, sure, whatever. Good luck. Try not to poison me.
*Momoko and Jackie Frost enter the cafe. They look around... seeing that there's barely anyone Momo looks down...*
*Suddenly appears and pats Momos head* Hey kiddo, haven't seen you in a little.
*She smiles and hugs Shaigis' leg.*
*Gamma looks up at the sound of Shaigis's voice* Oh, haven't seen ei.... Wait... Aigis? Didn't you.... *sigh* nevermind. That probably doesn't matter anyways.
*She looks up, still hugging her leg.*
*Walks in* We're back! *Makes tea and goes to the corner booth* *Opens laptop* Don't mind us, carry on~
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head before standing up* Don't worry kids, I won't. I've probably been lingering too long anyways. *Gamma waves to the others as he heads out the door*
*Kicks open front door* WASSUP MY DUDES?!?!
*pops up into the floor* Anyone evil wanna destroy humanity?
*Shiro stares at Black Frost* Ooh a cute looking doll!
H-hey *hic* who are you callin' a d-doll?
*Drinks from beer bottle in hand*
*Sora looks away from his laptop* Now now Shiro, apologize to the uh...old man in the suit. *Shiro bows her head slightly* I'm sorry old man in a suit.
Old *hic* man? I really look that old ho?
*Falls asleep*
Man. Didn't this place quiet down.
One coffee please.
* A coffee appears before his eyes and rests on the counter*
*grabs coffee* *sighs* I can't leave this place.
*Axel steps out of a portal of darkness.* You can't leave! The organization! They'll destroy you!
That isn't it. My soul is trapped. I am forced to relive April to August 2017. I would blame the wait for coffee.
Sam
*Sam is at his booth. He seems to be configuring a pair of big robotic wings*
Wait... Uh, where am I? Why don't these portals of darkness come with any instruction?
*taps axels shoulder, still a ghost*
Sam
*Sam waves in Dahlia's direction* Sup Misao.
Oh, hey sam. Hows it going?
Sam
Pretty good. Just finishing this up. You know I can probably make a robot body for you to inhabit.
Thatd be great, sam.
Sam
I'll get on that then. *Sam dusts his hands off, the metal wings complete* And done.
Thank you, sam. *she smiles*
Sam
Yeah. Yeah. It'll help with my knowledge of robotics. I'm not doing it for you *Sam looks away, scatching under his ear. He doesn't seem to be telling the entire truth.*
Is that really it, sam? Or are you hiding something?
Sam
Of course not. A genius always says what he means *Sam looks at the wings on his table* Umm... How am I going to move this?
Lemme help. *she hold one hand under each wing and lifts them with ease*
Sam
I will never understand poltergheists super strength. *Sam shakes his head, but opens a portal for Dahlia to throw the wings in* Do. Not. Enter. That. Portal.
Ok, sam. Roger that. *she carefully tosses the wings in and sits on the booth* so. Tell me the truth, sam. I can tell your not being completely honest.
Sam
If you want that body, you'll stop questioning my motives.
Fine...
Sam
Thank you. Gin (Comms): You're so Tsundere, Sam Sam: Shut up, Gin
*Gamma walks into LeBlanc with a sigh, before sitting down at a booth near the window* Much quieter than usual here. Can't say it's an unpleasant change.
*a Bona clone walks in*
I need instructions on how to get though this coffee shop. Does anyone have a inclosed instruction book?
*tosses mono a enclosed instruction book*
*Gammalooks up to Mono* Why would a coffee shop have an instruction book? I mean, at the very least I've never seen one. Would be nice to have though.
*tosses gamma an enclosed instruction book*
*Gamma quickly brings up his staff to block the book* Careful where you're throwing things kid. Some people might mind.
Hey, I was giving you an enclosed instruction book like ya asked.
*Gamma sighs and shakes his head* I never asked anyone to throw a book at me. I just commented on how nice it would be if life had instructions. *shrugs* guess that would kinda beat the point of it though.
OOC: If you need instructions on how to get instructions, Check out the instruction instructions.
Whatever. *sits in a booth*
With these instructions, will I break the cycle that is this coffee house?
Yes. Yes you will my person.
*Gamma shrugs* If you wanna break a cycle I'd suggest going off the beaten path. After all, that sort of thing wants to keep going. So you'll usually want to find a way around, rather than through.
*she flops on in* Aaaaand back from Remnant...
We're back
Sam
*Sam seems to be designing something* Hmm? Oh it's you.
*Gamma looks up with a sigh* Well, the quiet was nice while it lasted. *shrug* Oh well, nothing for it.
*Enters* Back as well!
Yeah....
*Walks in with a neutral expression on his face* Welp, we're back...Can't wait to do some things I've planned...
Sam
Ejoy Rancor or what ever it was you disappeared off to?
*Goes up to the attic*
Rancor?