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*she climbs into a booth* I still do not like traveling between worlds... My legs feel like jelly....
Sam
Well, I don't remember what it was called.
Remnant.....
*sits on the sofa watching TV*
*Gamma lays his head down and looks out a window* Well, I'll be right here for a time if anyone needs me. Try not to blow things up. Its getting a little tiresome.
Sam
Remnant. That was the one. *Sam nods in approval of his work* I think this will work.
Whatcha doin', Sam-o?
*a small dark red puddle is seen bubbling up and Spectre is seen getting gruesomely reconstructed*
*eating popcorn*
Sam
Sam. Just Sam. No added extra letters like "o" or "y". As for these blueprints, I'm designing a robot body for Dahlia whilst her other one is... was it dead or locked up? I can't remember.
Why is she dead, anyway?
*eyes are glued to the TV*
*he finally finished getting constructed* Hey guys. Took a very... odd way to be back.
*she shrugs, patting Ikebu's head*
*purr*
*Sits down on a booth*
She was driven insane because a certain someone forgot she existed...
Man,those sounds....
Hey Sam. So took look of my blood?
Only for that? *Looks at Rom*
*she laughs* I still find it kinda weird that Ikebu purrs, but it's endearing.
Sam
Analysis complete. Very interesting results. Still checking it's capabilities with some tests my "lovely" assissitant should be running at the moment. I'll get back to you with the results, Spectre, if that's what you're worried abit. Until then I have a few... special projects that I'm focusing on.
Just don't do it on humans... don't want another zombie out break.
Well... That's the main reason at least. I'll have to ask Dahlia more about it the next time I see her...
*still watching TV*
Sam
I'm not a barbarian. Human testing is not something I do. Besides, I don't have a good enough supply of test subjects to consider it as an option.
Who forgot her? Her love?
*lover*
*a voice from the sky was heard* I'M FALLING, I'M FALLING, I'M FALLING! *the rooftop broke and dust around the area a little and a girl at the ground was sitting at the rooftop ashes* *cough* *cough* oh well, i did it again... *she stands up, and clears the dust at her clothes* next time, i should land like this just like always, or i'll blow my cute body with it, whew...
Hmm? Who are you?
Uh hello.... *Waves at Neptune*
*looks at Ikebu* Oh, me? i'm the protagonist in hyperdimension Neptunia VII, or rather i would say... just a side character... like nothing to do, But i'm the protagonist in the next game, so yeah, and if you ask my name, i'm Neptune! but you can call me Nep, or Nep-Nep, even Nepsy! anything you like with the "Nep"~!
*he morphs his arms into razor claws* What the heck!
Sam
*Sam closes the screen he was looking at* Oh hey. The girl from the gym.
......uh, are you okay, miss?
Umm ok?
*looks at tsugumi-chan* i'm okay~!
*Gamma sighs and looks over to Neptune* Yep, broken roof. Just like the store. *grins* Now we just need someone to bomb this place and it'll be just like old times
Ikebu! Check the picture!
*He sits down in a booth, drinking a beer* *Sigh* What was the next step in my plan...Oh...right.
No bombs or so help me god... *He rubs his temple*
*looks at hisato* ooooh~! are you like someone who being edgy and stuff, if that's so, that's so cool, because you are like "what the hell is even this" or something like that~!
*looks at picture*
*Turns to Neptun* Yeah sometimes....
Hey Neptune... the hole in the roof? *he points to the ceiling*
*Walks in* Sorry I'm late, I fell asleep in the dorms.
*she sighs in relief* Glad you're okay.... Anyways... *she goes to leave* I have a bounty to hunt. See you all really soon! *she leaves*
Bye Yang.
Seeya yang.
*looks at the ceiling, she looked Confounded* Oh well... how about breaking the 4th wall to fix the roof... i don't know... *looks at ikebu_Kuro's picture* Huh? i don't see any picture, is that some kind of empty picture, or it is just a damn thing that the game won't show us the picture, the nep is this?
Sam
See ya, Blondy
... what game? *his chitin helmet melts away showing his face*
*looks at unit_spectre* actually i'm breaking the 4th wall, so it is obviously what are we doing here right now, right?
Well, if Yang's gone that throws a wrench in my plans. *He lowers his bandana over his eyes* Wake me up when she's back. *He closes his eyes and falls asleep* (Bona I want to talk to you about something. Meet me in another thread or PMs or something.)
*Gamma looks at Shiza with an eyebrow raised* Oh, no explosions now? Strange, thought it would be natural in your line of work. *sighs* Still, yeah, that time's mostly passed. Replaced with so much noise.
Ooc: OK I guess is it anything serious?
*he pinches his forehead* So you're pulling a Deadpool... greeeeeeaaat...
Heyho!!!!!
*notices Deadpool* Oooooh~! is that someone famous who breaks the 4th wall too?
Hisato, you see anything?
Anyone having a migraine?
Look it's that girl,from the video game!
y'know, not the protagonist, but the protagonist in next game, yeah!
Some nerd controls you too?
Hisa, anything?
Yup, totally, she likes me better than little me!
(Yeah, kinda. I just want to talk to you about something.) *He raises the bandana off one eye* I've left that job behind, Gamma. I occasionally do a job, but for the most part I've retired. Instead I'm the manager of Leblanc and my own .
Hahaha!! This guy thinks he can have my humor!
(Yeah, kinda. I just want to talk to you about something.) *He raises the bandana off one eye* I've left that job behind, Gamma. I occasionally do a job, but for the most part I've retired. Instead I'm the manager of Leblanc and my own nightclub.
Ooc: k I guess I have some free time Rn but I won't be free for long so yeah I guess I'll pm you
(I fucking knew it'd be a double post, as soon as it wouldn't load. That's great.)
oh, really, i guess he likes anime too!
At least give me some girls YOU NERD!
nope, that's not happening, that if you can even break the keyboard when you want girls YOU NERD.
Sorry i was talking to him, Protag lady.
(PMs is being dumb right now, so I'll have to do a thread or something.)
Ooc: oh that's why you didn't answer back
You talking to me, you red-suited shithead?
Oh, sometimes i feel like you are talking to MY NERD, that's why i begin to guard her.
(Yeah, it won't load.)
You look like Francis, but no.
*Gamma sighs and looks out the window* Good for you I guess. Moving to something.... Nicer I guess. Not that it matters of course. Just... Good on you man.
I see , Protag lady.
oh yeah i should take a seat and eat pudding~! *goes to her seat, and waves her hands* Pudding~! Pudding~!
She made you type that?
Ooc: well actually I gotta go like now so yeah after 9:30, 10:00 the latest is when I'll be available
*He chuckles* Thanks...Gamma? I'm not sure if I should thank you or not.
*A dark portal opens up and out steps Axel.* Heeelloo! I came to see if anyone was thinking about me and for those of you who don't know my name, it's Axel. *Axel points to his head.* Got it memorized?
*looks at deadpool* Yup of course, because she knows my feelings with the pudding that i love! she wants to eat it too someday.
(Alright then. I'll talk to you then.)
*Notices Axel* Oh yeah, Axel, the one who always gets everything memorized!
*Laughs at Axel* What a nerd!
@Hisato DO YOU SEE ANYTHING?
*Axel looks back at deadpool and laughs back.* Nerd? This coming from a guy in his pajamas? If you gonna insult me, at least make sure to get our of bed first.
Ouch my feelings!
Well, glad we understand eachother, then. Hate for you to forget so make sure you... Got it memorized.
*she walks back in, looking traumatized... She silently sits down in a booth*
oh well, looks like that deadpool protagonist got roasted by someone who always gets memorized...
You're next on my list....
*Gamma takes a jeweled butterfly knife out of his pocket and starts playing with it* No need to thank me for anything. I just say what I mean. *Gamma briefly glances at Axel* Didn't you accidentally kill my pet? Well, they weren't my pet anymore.... And it wasn't your fault that much. *sigh* Still, unfortunate really.
Roasted? I only roast chicken!
Yang... you okay?
*she doesn't seem to respond...*
*looks at Deadpool* i mean like "SICK BURN!" or "GOT OWNED" even "YOU GOT NEP'D" something that triggered to you, yeah something like that~!
Oh that was nothing...
*Axel looks back at Gamma with a smirk.* Pretty bold, trying to keep a heartless as a pet. But I can't fault you for that, they are pretty cute for soulless abominations.
Hey. *he claps infront of Yang's face* Earth to Yang.
.....not...okay....
What happened to your bounty?
well yeah nevermind then all i need is pudding to finish my day!
...t-ten.... *she mumbles the rest under her breath...*
*Gamma sighs and glances back at Axel* Yeah, they're basically really, REALLY angry cats. Too bad I never learned what he ate. Probably part of why he was so testy. Never got to feed him.
Eat then!
Well this nerd goes to shower. So i'll be alone!
Gamma... Yang's having acting up... get Shiza now!
Whats wrong Yang?
*she's starting to cry... She curls up into a ball*
A pretty standard diet of hearts really, thus the name heartless. Probably could have fed it your own heart but then you would be a nobody like me.
Sam
Umm. Is she OK?
*pets her*
hmmm... maybe i should bring pudding from my spacemen book after all.. *she brings her spacemen book and summons a big pudding* it's time to eat! *she brings a spoon form her note book and takes a bite* Mh-hm, this the neppest pudding that i ate, just like always!
Dude seriously petting? Hahahaaa!
*Gamma sighs and glances at Spectre* Why don't you get Shiza? Yang's problems are hers, not mine. *He then looks over to Axel with interest* Sorry... They eat... Hearts? What... What exactly was it I kept as a pet? I mean, they said it was an embodiment of darkness.... But I thought it was an exaggeration. Cat-haters do that.
*......no response...*
And you're a walking talking tumor and we're not laughing...
There there
Oh it's Mr soldier! "I've been through so many wars"
*while she is eating pudding she notices tugumi chan when she is sad, she goes to her* Hey girl, you do look cute!
*....she doesn't respond...*
*opens the front door and walks in* Greetings, plebians! It is I, Kaguya Houraisan, Princess of Eientei! I have heard that this establishment houses some of the finest warriors in the land, so I have come to meet them. Pray tell, where are these warriors?
Walking tumor, eh? *Gamma chuckles* Never heard that one before. Insult me all you like. You're pretty creative with 'em.
Look, don't do "she doesn't respond" or something, if there is something sad, just tell me, because nep came here to rescue!
I'm an assassin Deadpool, not a mercenary.
*Gamma looks up at Kaguya and waves* Believe it or not, this collection of morons, myself included, are probably the warriors you're talking about. Ask them whatever you need when Yang's done having a breakdown. I mostly just hang around.
You're a cosplayer!
Then does a cosplayer do this? *his arms morphs into giant claws*
*she mumbles something incoherent*
hm...? what is that thing that you are trying to say...?
....cle m.......er....
*looks at Gamma* oh? I had assumed that you all would be more...warrior-ish...okay, I'll cut the royal speech. *Goes to sit in one of the booths.* So...what do you guys do around here? I mean besides fight...what do you guys fight?
*Gamma chuckles and looks out the window* Well, from what I can tell their hobbies include fighting things that come up and having mental breakdowns. The things we fight are as weird and varied as the fighters. For example, the other day I fought some daemons, they were basically werewolves, but I'd imagine there are other kinds. Mostly we fight monsters.
clem...? er?
*she shakes her head, staying silent....*
*he walks out of the kitchen and gives Yang a cup of water* Come on Yang. Drink up to feel better.
hmmm.... *she looks through her spacemen book* Oh yeah, there it is! *another pudding came out from neptune's notebook* there it is! *she gives her pudding to tsugumi chan*
*she takes the water, gulping it down* Thanks, Spectre.... It.... The hunt just wasn't pleasant....
Ah, I see. Kinda sounds like Gensokyo in a way. So...yeah, this honestly wasn't what I was expecting. I should probably get back to Eientei before everyone realizes I jumped out the window of my room. *Gets up and walks over to the front door* See you guys later. *Opens the door and flys back to Eientei*
You better?
*Gamma waves at Kaguya as she goes* Oh boy... More Gensokyians.... That's pretty much never a good sign. *shrug* This place was probably some kinda shock for her though. Bad time to walk in.
So what happened on your hunt?
nep... *she gets her pudding back to her spacemen book* well, that's good, anyway, hopefully feeling better now! *she leaves the cafe*
Much better, Ikebu... And what happened was.... very traumatic for me..
You can tell me
... best for you to rest up. No more bounty hunting for a while.
*Gamma sighs and mumbles* Not that it's hard to traumatized you people. Happens every other day.
Great another X-Man
*Floats in*
....it was.....it was a tentacle monster.....
Tentacle porn!
Oh god no
*he facepalms* ooohh for fuck sakes... and I am not a X-Man Deadpool.
Then you are a fag man?
I am from Winslow Accord.
*Gamma briefly chuckles* Looks like red-suit has no filter whatsoever. Kind of a nice change really, crude, annoying, for sure. But not entirely unwelcome.
Now im just scarred by thinking about it
S-Sorry for that, Ikebu...
Hey! *Looks over to Deadpool* Who is this guy in a costume?
OOC:Bona04! I want to get your attention!
I'm Deadpool!
THE merc with a mouth? It's a pleasure to meet you. *He extends his paw*
*Gives him a high five* What's up cat bro?
Man this place is dead. BORING!
OOC: lol
*Enters*
*she waves meekly at Isaac*
Hi Yang.... How are you?
I've been traumatized... You?
*Chiho walks in and rolls into a booth again....* Man, being a teen sucks....
Hi Chiho.
*Gamma chuckles and glances at Chihomi* Being an adult's no better, trust me. Life's rough all around. A shame, really.
*she waves at Chiho* Hi, Chiho..
*He jolts up from his sleep* NO! *He starts panting* It was just a dream...thank god...
*she looks at Shiza, concerned* Shiza, are you okay?
Umm... so anyway, does anyone know where the tuna is? Boss might have stored it in his fridge, but i'm not sure whether it's in the mini fridge in the self serve counter or in the kitchen itself.
Huh? *Chiho walks over to Shiza and pokes him.* You okay, blonde guy?
N-No...I keep having the same nightmare over and over...
A nightmare? That's no good... I wish I could help, hon..
*He sighs* It feels so real...
A-Anyway, now that you're here...
*she shudders, hugging herself* Eugh, it's like I can still feel it... *she looks at Shiza* Yes..?
Hold on, before I start, the fuck happened to you?
*she looks down* I've....been defiled....
*He nervously smiles* I believe I did that first...
*she sighs* .....tentacle monster....
*He brings her closer, holding her in his arms* I'm so sorry you went through that... *Sigh* Then maybe I shouldn't bring my question up...God, it's like the Nexus hates me. Why do I even exist anymore?
*she shakes her head, leaning into him* N-No, it's fine...
*Starts humming So Far Away by Avenged Sevenfold* I get resurrected, just to want the quietness of death once more...
*He stands up* *Sigh* Life's so complicated...I just want the simplicity back. Maybe I should've never come to the Nexus...
N-No, please... I can't lose you, not again...
🎵 It all started with a coffee. It tasted like nothing else befooorrreeee. But, now I am stuck here, each and every day, until this little shop is... no... moooooorrrrrrreeeeeeee. 🎵
*He looks at Yang with a grimace* Do I really matter that much...? If I did maybe things'd go my way every once in awhile. Instead I'm cursed with bad luck.
You matter to me, dammit...
Man, you don’t want to die. You don’t want to die right after you came here. It won’t be in your best interest.
*He smiles grimly* Heh, I don't deserve someone like you. You're too good for me.
Sam
So you're thinking of dying again? Then I guess Lucy's death means nothing to you...
*He starts yelling* I never even knew him! Half the time he was fucking with my head! How am I supposed to feel good about him when he fucked with me and everyone I knew?!
Don’t! YOU WILL REGRET IT! I AM TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Sam
He fought to bring you back. Everyone fought to bring you back. You want to waste their efforts, go right ahead.
Shiza...
I've already been to hell and back. It doesn't scare me...
You have been to hell, but you haven’t seen the true nature of this coffee shop.
*yawn* hey
*she looks at the ground*
*He has a self-mocking smirk on his face* I don't deserve happiness. I've done plenty of terrible things. I've stained my hands with the blood of innocents, and for what? A simple paycheck. I'm a monster, and I'm sure as hell not a good guy. I'm only good for killing...
Whats going on? *has a concerned look*
*sigh* what a jerk... if i knew my family would eventually hate my guts and never wanted to see me again, i never wouldve married!
*wakes up* I hear someone being negative and that's not good.
Exactly what Dahlia said, 'cept I don't have any family left... Once again, this is my curse... To be isolated and alone.
You shouldn't
*shoots isaac in the head* stop stalking me, jackass!
It's Bland.
You don't know the atrocities I've committed, just for money. I'm a monster, and you shouldn't have saved me.
Look who's angry? Finally showed your real side.
Shiza, even if you kill people for a job, you're not a monster!
Grr... can we kick this jerk put? Seriously?
*He looks at the ground* And here I thought I was going to ask you if we wanted to do the ceremony tonight...
Ooc: out
.....You're such an idiot...
If you want to hear the truth about the timelines,then you shouldn't..
I'm just a waste of space...A conduit for demons and evil. The longer I live, the more you're all in danger. Just end me, and save yourselves.
Sam
Shiza, you complain to much. You can't change what you've done, so stop complaining about it.
Shiza, you're not a monster.
Why did you even destroy a timeline in the first place!?
You're not a waste of space
*Kuro walks into the cafe, staring at Shiza. She doesn't say anything though...*
Because you are not deserved to be a mother....
What?!
*He hands Sam his revolver and aims it at his own head* Pull the fucking trigger, dammit! Don't you realize that I put you all in danger?! Are you just waiting for the next demon to take me and attempt to kill you all once more!? This is a vicious cycle, and I've the hub of the wheel! KILL ME!
The hell!
Sam
Speaking of complaining, those two are at it again.
That's right. After my "dad" left you. You lost your mind. Abusing.
Gosh darn it not again! *stands in front of the Revolver*
Sam
*Sam dismantles the revolver* No.
Well. If he is gonna die, Time to get to work.
(Can't really do that if it's pointed directly at my head)
Ooc: whoops :P
*she hugs Shiza* You idiot...! I love you, okay?! You're not a danger to us... We're all here for you, you doofus...
You piece of shit...You don't realize the mistake you're making... *He crumbles to the ground in a heap* Why...? Why me?
Yeah we're all here for you
*cries* i know id never abuse my own son... so, lemme get this straight... i go on a vacation to cool down and try to regather my thoughts... and you call that abusing?!
Yeah, we're your friends. We wanna help you. Stop beating yourself up. Please!
That was in the future. I was 5 years old.... Beat us everyday....
I can't do this shit anymore. My life is a vicious cycle of hatred and agony. Why won't it end?
We wanna help you with your problems... Please, just let us help...
*He looks up at Yang* Do you really? Even after all the shit I put you through? Why?
You matter to us more than you can ever believe, Caeser... If you'd just let us, we could try to break that cycle...
Oh, isaac! *hugs him* im sorry you had to go through what my alternate self put you both through! I want to make it up to you... but you seem like beyond the point of forgiveness... *shed tears on her ghostly body*
Yeah, we wanna at least try, just please, let us help you....
It was not an alternate! *Breaks from the hug* I saved myself from you!
Let us help
Sam
Oh right. Almost forgot. Yo Dahl. Got you a body ready for you if you still want it.
Oh god, isaac... *breaks down crying*
Another spirit that needs to be guided? Come. I'll lead you to your table.
*He reassembles his revolver and looks at the amulet around his neck, smiles sadly* Why would you help? What would that do?
I realized that i had enough! I faked my death to destroy the timeline!
Later, sam! Its clear now noone ever cared about me! They were all spewing BULLSHIT! I just... can anyone cll the ghostbosters? Tell them theres someone who needs to die permanently?
You deserve to be a ghost.... It's your fate.....
You must come with me. Your final table is over there by the corner.
*is outside looking at the moon*
*sends a clone to comfort dahlia*
*He points the gun at Isaac* That's your fucking mom! I remember a timeline in which you were all happy. You, your sister, your dad and mom... Now it's all gone. Happiness never stays long in the Nexus...
Let's just live, just one day... Let's forget about our problems...
*sobs* id never hurt anyone! Id never abuse anyone! WHY WILL NOBODY JUST LET ME DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE?!
Shiza, you're my friend.... I wanna help...you're one of my closest friends....
Sam
She was abusive, eh? Heh. Gotta wonder why the twins like her so much. It's ironic.
Happy? It's the fucking past!
CALM DOWN! I GOT ONE SPIRIT TO TAKE CARE OF. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER.
Oh Sam she told us not to tell anonyone that she is a "loving" mom.
MAZAN! *Multiple green tornadoes blow into the room, knocking over some chairs and even a table.* ...okay, that should be enough to shut everyone up. Now tell me, what's going on now?
I want to know more about Blake... *stares at the moon while thinking about "Memories of you" from Persona 3*
He walks in grinning but it falls and he looks at Shiza. "What's going on here?"
*Sighs* I've had a long day, Ain, and I'm contemplating my horrid life choices. *He mutters under his breath* God what have I done...?
Thats not me... that never would be me... id never do something this damaging... i always care about everyone i meet...
Just everyone being depressed. I'm just watching.
(So, while being edgy in RP and listening to Avenged Sevenfold, I accidentally made a poem on the spot. Wanna hear it?)
That's you Dahlia. Believe it or not....
Take me to the dahlia you know, isaac. *serious face* i meed to teach her a lesson in parenting...
Sam
Wonder what could change in 5 years for someone to change like that...
Ooc: huh. That's random. Sure, why not
Listen to Dahlia, dammit! She's been trying hard to raise the both of you! The one you think of is from a different timeline, you stupid bastard! *He stands up* This Dahlia would never hurt a fly! She cares for everyone around her, so how dare you compare her to a monster!
It's you!
*she holds her head* .....
He walks over and pats him on the shoulder. "Yeah I know the feeling." He sits down beside him and brings out his stopwatch. "I'm not going to pretend that our lives have the same shit. But I also know you have a loving girlfriend and several friends here that you can talk to and have fun with. If you allow yourself to enjoy that fun."
No... id never hurt anyone without reason... when i grew crazy, i lost control of myself... like i wasnt "me"... id never concously do that, i swear...
*He hugs Yang* I'm sorry...I'm so very sorry for putting you through all this. *He gives her a kiss and looks at his engagement ring* How about we forget this and get on with the ceremony?
ooc: sure ic: That's enough. *Cait's voice is cold as he glares at Isaac.* You. I understand you're from a bad future, and I don't know what you went through, but your attitude ain't helping. You could at least ignore her. And... you. *His gaze shifts to Dahlia* I don't know if what he said is true. But does it really matter? You're someone who decides your own fate. Don't let mister Fortune Teller over here tell you what you'll be. Take that information and change for the better. I've seen you spiral down, and... I just can't let the real Dahlia fade away. That is all. *Cait crosses his arms*