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Ooc: AGEP 4B OSTSP
*Plays the recording hoping Yang would give up*
*The twins seem to have left. Wonder when that happened.*
*she doesn't seem to be giving up anytime soon...*
*blushes more because of the recording* uhhh
Man, why are you blushing? It's just moaning.
Exactly its moaning
.......*has a smirk on her face*
Sam
*Sam looks in.* What...are you doing?
*she lets go, snickering* I'm sorry, I can't... *she switches her target to Ikebu* This guy's adorable!
Oh, hey Sam. Go that thing for me to test?
Ooc: got not go
Victory!
Sam
God, your impatient. *SAm sits at his booth* I actually need three tests su- I mean volunteers for what I've got planned. It's ready, just going through some final protocols before I can activate it.
*she hugs Ikebu*
Oh, OK.
Hey Ikebu! *Plays the recording again*
O///O *is trying not to nosebleed*
Next time i record the action.. *Chuckles*
*she snickers, booping Ikebu* Again, adorable.
*she points at Hisato* And if you try that, me, Nora and Coco are going after you.
>////< *is now struggling not to*
Nora and who?
Sam
Surprised you're bored of being married already, Yang. It hasn't even been a full day yet.
She's not bored, she just likes messing with people.
*falls asleep in a booth*
*she glares at Sam* Look here, Sammy, I love Shiza. These dorks here are good friends. I just like to tease 'em. I don't think you would understand, but Bona does!
Nora and Coco! *Burst out laughing*
*Himeno opens the door, watches everyone for a second, then turns around to leave.* I'm not even going to ask.
*she glares at Hisato* Believe me, Hisa. You don't wanna mess with them.
Sam
Geez. Take a joke. And it's still just Sam. Not Sammy. Not Sam-o. Sam. *Sam yawns* I should not have pulled that all nighter.
*blushes more*
*Continues to laugh* Coco!
Coco Adel, the leader of team CFVY (Coffee). She's really strong, trust me. She could smash your face in really hardly with her bag.
Coffee! *Continues*
*calms down*
Sam
I'd complain that your team names are stupid, but I can't really talk in that respect.
*she lets go of Ikebu, cracking her knuckles* Hisa, I really don't appreciate you making fun of my friends.
*Laughs*
Hisa, please dont provoke her
*her eyes are glowing red...*
*Prepares for the attack*
*facepalm*
*she exhales, eyes reverting back to purple* Nah, not gonna. Not today.
Good.
Sam
That's a shame
Not gonna braw today.
*she looks at her scroll* Not today.
*makes some coffee*
*she smiles fondly at a picture on her scroll*
It's boring already...
*she shrugs* Well, why don't you do something about it, then?
*drinks coffee*
*Kuro walks in, wiping off blood from her cheek. She sits down and stares at everyone..*
Hey Kuro
Hi, Kuro!
*a Bona clone appears* Kuro what the heck happened? Also hi.
Do something alright. I'll make Coco.
.....Hisa, you have no clue how tempted I am to punch you right now.
Hello. And to answer your question Bona, I was out kiling... someone.
Killing, huh...? That reminds me, I still have a bounty to hunt...
Killing who?
Sam
I hope it was someone I don't like.
You're speaking to the one who I attempted to kill.
You want to punch me? Good to know.
*Looks at her in shock*
Oh, OK.
Wait, WHAT!?
Why what? Is there a problem with me trying to kill myself...?
No.
Why would you want to kill yourself?
Sam
Eh. I don't mind you. Don't do that.
*gives kuro cake*
I don't believe you understand correctly. Right now "me" is stabbed into a wall with 4 knives. I'll drag him here soon.
Sometimes i try it too....
You should kill everyone else instead, it's their fault you feel like this.
....oh. That... That explains stuff.
.....
Ok, explains alot more
pat: *enters and sits down*
*pulls out another slice of cake*
*she suddenly has a bowl of strawberries...*
Anyways, how are all you doing?
.....
Im doing fine
Good
Sam
Bored.
Great to hear. Now, I'll take my leave... *She writes down on a piece of paper, and as it fades a portal forms. She walks through it, the portal open for a bit more. Screams of pain can be heard before closing...*
*Sighs*
.....that's not creepy at all. *smiles*
*sighs*
Coco... Man it's not funny anymore....
pat: *takes out a newspaper and reads it*
.....good. *she takes a bite out of a strawberry*
She is that tough?
Yup. She shattered an Ursa Major's skull with one fell swoop. Her bag is also a minigun, if that makes it any better. She also beat Cardin really bad for bullying her teammate, Velvet. He couldn't walk for at least a month
Glad i'm not him. *Smirks*
Damn, thats strong!
Everyone at Beacon is strong. *she smirks* But her strength can't match my dad's.
pat: *thinks "interesting. this vigilante is out on the streets stopping crime"*
I feel sorry for the guy who wants her in the future....
Yeah...
*shrugs* Meh, the lucky guy'll have to be about as strong as she is, or really charismatic.
I feel sorry for the guy who takes to the prom. *Chuckles*
*her*
*smirking*
No wait the joke was! , I feel sorry for the guy that takes her to the prom, because he likely don’t know what he is getting into.
I get it
pat: *Sigh and puts the newspaper down*
And that other girl, Nora. She is tough too?
Sam
*A ping comes from Sam's arm* Oh. Finally. Gotta go. *Sam runs off*
*the clone dissapears, Bona wakes up* Hey pat, where's naho?
Yeah. It's like she's the daughter of Thor himself...
There are some strongs girls in there....
*strong*
Yeah..
You betcha, Hisa.
And hot. I said nothing!
*Aergia tumbles down the stairs..... for like the 20th time...* ..... Not gonna say it...
Alright don't say it then.
Unfortunately for you, Coco has high standards and Nora has Ren. Sorry, bud.
*he walks in* I GOT RID OF THE WITCH!
*whispers to Hisa*I agree
What witch..?
Hi ai!
Shut up emo boy. *She gets up*
pat: no i have not bona. anyways have any of you heard about the vigilante?
I'm not interested in them.
*Gives him a smug look*
Yang, i'm not interested in them...
*shrugs* Well, good luck getting a girlfriend from Remnant, anyways.
Of course you aren't. Emo people think love is deadly. *She walks into the kitchen.*
Bitch i'm not emo!
*chuckles*
Oh, The vigilante? Yeah, I've heard.
Christ.. someone can't take a joke...
Anyway you sound like an emo....
You already knew i'd try
*she eats another strawberry* Guys, we're all friends here. Chill
Seriously? That's your comeback? *She pulls out half a taco.*
I wasn't planning to....
*Axel comes out of a portal of darkness.* Heeellooo! Thought I'd come to check up on the party! *Axel looks around at all the people on edge.* Hey, what's with all the sad looks? You should all be smiling, you all have hearts, after all.
I haven't really talked to that guy so... *She bites into the taco.*
*she stands up, going to the kitchen and returning with some cherries, smiling*
*Pours some coffee*
Anyways... what are these high standards she has?
pat: *has flashbacks to the zombie outbreak. the people I met that died*
Wow, you have your sights set on Coco, Ikebu?
*texts naho "Hey, where r u?"* *looks at pat* Hey pat, you OK?
*Axel waves to everuone.* Hey, I'm right here, don't ignore me. That's pretty rude, don't you think?
Rest in Peace Ikebu....
We talking bout romance here eh?
Yo Red Spikes.
*she boops Axel before sitting down in her booth* Yes ma'am, Aergia.
Well let me tell you one thing............... you're not Ignis so you got a chance.
Good luck Ikebu, and don't let her break your bones....
pat: *is still having flashbacks*
*pokes pat*
Haha alright
Last night I founded a creepy ass butterfly thing with roses for eyes. After some multiple tests turns out to be human in origin.
Gross... hey who wants food? I can order something.
*enters and sits on a booth*
Sure, Aergia! Can I get uhhh....
So when can i meet her?
I mean let's decide on a place first. There's like everything in Japan now...
You're really sure about this, aren't you, Ikebu?
PIZZA!!!
OOC: once shiza gets back, tell him i have something for him
You are confident good....
*picks up a cat from my head and puts it on the counter*
Anyone else up for Pizza?
Well, I should warn you, Coco's a woman of class... She likes heavy weaponry and someone who can match up to her.
*looks at yang and thinks "is that yang? it think it is since naho told me what she looks like"*
Ikebu start training....
*notices boom* Hey boom!
So no one else? Just us then Spec.
Yang you want pizza?
I'm gonna get going now. I still need to finish that bounty. See you guys soon. *she leaves*
See ya
Bye yang!
So what to start with?
please dont boop me bona *thinks "i feel like its time to take off this gas mask and smell the air while showing my face"*
Don't listen to emo boy. Just be yourself man. So what do you want on the Pizza?
*falls asleep*
Nah, I'll trust Hisa
I'm not even emo!
Seriously man, just be you. It'll work out better if she accepts you for you.
"High standards"
*Sighs and takes out my pistol, starts to load the clip*
Dude.... just be you. Trust me.
*thinking*
Pepperoni? Mushrooms?
Pepperoni
Right. Anything else?
And does a cleaver count as heavy weaponry?
I dunno. Probably.
I'll still do some training but I'll be myself.
And bacon
Ambitious. I like it!
*picks up kitty and puts him on my head, soon leaving the leblanc only leaving his gasmask behide*
*goes upstairs to train*
Oi! That's my room man! Don't break anything!
Really? Cuz i live in the attic
Im pretty sure
.... That explains all the shit I threw out...
You all live in the actic. *Axel grins smugly.* Don't you get it? That attic... It's a portal to another world! Got it memorized?
.... I don't get it at all...
I didnt know that to begin wi- wait what!?
I guess you guys are "roomates"
Shut up emo boy.
*Axel facepalms.* Think of it like this, when someone enters the attic They're taken to their own pocket dimension version of the attic *Axel points his finger into the air.* It's a neat trick really. Don't even know who set it up.
I don't want to.
*starts training*
But there was stuff not mine in there...
Well, no space based anomaly is perfect. There are always bound to be flaws, like how using the darkness to travel from place to place doesn't always quite work the way you intend it to.
That reminds me of the thing my Uncle showed me. Fucking awesome!
*goes back downstairs*
pat: *is just here*
How did it go?
It was tough, that easy to say
That also reminds me when this weird guy with a face plate tried to take the attic.
Finally! I claim this establishment in the name of Cobra! *Hangs a Cobra flag*
*she walks in... why are her clothes ripped up? Eh... Do we really wanna know...?*
An evil organization that demands blind obedience from its follower? Sign me up!
*she sets the flag on fire, throwing it out* This has to be the hardest bounty I've ever taken...
*She tears down the flag and kicks CC out.... literally.* None of that... Heyo Yang!
*she waves at Aergia* Hey, Aeri.
Hey Yang
Gonna order that Pizza in a bit. You want anything?
Hey Ikebu. And smack some bacon on that pizza!
*Ignis enters the cafe... with a bandage around his right hand...* Something strange every day...
Aaaw, I wanted to join the evil organization so I could befriend another member who actually is just a tool to the organization and then slowly betray the organization when my new friends becomes another person.
Aaaw, I wanted to join the evil organization so I could befriend another member who actually is just a tool to the organization and then slowly betray the organization when my new friend becomes another person.
*she sits down, trying to keep her torn clothes on...what happened....?*
pat: yang what happen?
Ooc: cool, double post
So why are your clothes torn?
Someone blew you up?
Yang? .... Either you fought against a great beast or that's a new trend.... If so then I suppose I'm following it as well...
.....it's a long story....
*She pulls out her phone.* ...
pat: *hands yang some new clothes* you can give us the short story
Do you carry girl clothes, Pat?
*she takes the clothes, shuddering* All you guys need to know.... Is that tentacle monsters do whatever the hell they want...whenever and wherever they want.. God, this bounty's annoying....
.... Oh dear....
Oh god.. the tentacle monster
pat: *takes out a trash bag and vomites in it*
I've my share of struggles today... *Iggy looks at the bandage...*
*she sighs* It turns out the monster's the pet of the lady whose bounty I'm after...
*he enters in with his hands having three giant fingers* Hello!
*Notices the fingers and passes out*
pat: *pats yang's back*
Alright 30 minutes boys. *She turns around.* Woah! Since when did the pink idiot get here?
*A man in silver hair and a black jacket walks in, a pair of glasses cover guys eyes, however, there seems to be a familiar air about him, as if you've met him before, he then sits down in a chair,
*she waves at Spectre* Thanks, Pat...
pat: your welcome... *faints*
.... Do you mean me? I can assure I am one of the most brilliant men where I am from..... though it's not like that can help me here..... I suppose calling a fool wouldn't be completely off....
Sam
*Sam portals face first on top of his booth's table* Ouch.
I saw a giant tendril monster so I consumed it and this happened. and Hello there Yu. Being badass and flamboyant?
I was gonna ask Yang a question but first... *walks over to Yu* have i seen you somewhere?
You okay over there, Sam?
Christ... he took it really personally...
*The man then pushes his glasses back up to his face, turning to Ikebu Yes we have, in another time, Yu is Yu, Golden Yu,
*enters and sits down at a booth*
Sam
*Sam rolls into his booth* Perfectly fine. Just need to reconfigure that damn portal.
.... A cup of tea.... please...
*tilts head in confusion* anyways... *goes back behind the counter*
Ah. That looked like it hurt, though...
*she stands, rushing to the bathroom. She emerges shortly after, no longer in her torn rags* Much better...
Sam
*Sam's arm starts smoking from collision damage with the table* I'm fine.
So Yang, when can I meet Coco? I still dont know
*looks at yang* are you yang?
The specifics of this is not necessary, Yu simply need to know that Yu is Yu, and Yu is Yu, anybody who dares to defy Yu shall perish,
.... Am I not speaking loud enough?
... What you just said just gave my mind a paradox...
I dunno, Ikebu.. Last I saw, she had her sights on Fox...
Sam
*Sam starts fixing his arm* Need to fix this. Need to reconfigure the portal. Need to make some final maintance on... my thing.
*sets his head on the counter* ughhh..
*Sighs* can someone get me some water
*Takes a sip* Fox?
Ignored once more then..... I suppose I'll take my leave...
*she stretches* Okay, let's see. *she pours Ignis a cup of tea, and gives Boom a bottle of water* Here you both go.
*drinks the water* thanks, by the way are you yang? since naho told me about you
Yu shall make the world Golden, Yu will not stand up to the Yuniverse, Yu have already lost this battle, do not stand up to Yu *The man then gets up, and leaves the cafe
Thank you.... It feels as though the people who do notice me only wish to give me trouble... I'll never understand the people here...
*she nods at Boom* Yes I am. *she looks at Hisato* Yeah. Fox Alistair. He's the "tall, dark and handsome" one of team CFVY.
And Coco likes him. That's bad news for Ikebu.
And my chances become more slim
Yeah, sorry. I really can't help you there...
I would give advice on this... if I ever dated...
*crashes into cafe* Henlo nerds i'm back.
oh... *smiles* its nice to meet you.
looks like i have to train harder