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Oh, hi Pika-nerd.
Dating a girl from Remnant is impossible....
You better hit the gym tbh you skinny nerd.
(lag)
At least none of you have my luck...
What kinda luck? You mean like a Qrow's luck?
We haven't truly tried
I mean whenever I attempted to.... flirt... it ends with a slap...
*rolls my eyes*
I would send you to Kaer Morhen but, that training is real hard.
Ignus, Ignus, Ignus my man, dating girls isn't walking up the street and creepily asking them,"Hey guuuurrrl wanna fuck"
Send me there
OOC: Aren't witchers trained at a young age and aren't they kidnapped? They do not come voluntarily I believe.
You want to be a witcher?
OOC: Yeah but there are no child characters here.
OOC: Understandable, have a nice day.
What do i get from it?
I would never say something like that! .... Though I always make a mistake somewhere... What am I doing wrong? Am I just a screw up?
Looks like i have to explain.
No, Iggy! Look, demonstrate. Try flirting with me. I won't slap you, I promise.
Are you sure? Shiza might be angry with me...
Flirting 101 with Yang here as the hostess. *slyly slides into corner* Wonder how this will go :)
I'm sure. Don't worry, Iggy. It'll be fine.
*sneakily constructs nuclear bunker in corner*
Right.... G-Greetings... *Iggy... doesn't seem very confident... perhaps that is the issue?*
Hisa, all I'm really sure i need to do is carry bigger weapons and match her in combat
*Cannot flirt with Yang. Guts level is too low*
Sterility (which partially explains selection from the outsiders, as they cannot breed to pass on their traits). Cat-like eyes that grant very acute nightvision - witchers can constrict their pupils to see in blinding light or open them to see in near pitch darkness. This nightvision can be further enhanced with the cat potion, but in general, it is good enough by itself to not require further enhancement. Tremendous resistance to disease (which functions in most cases as complete immunity) and a boosted immune system, allowing them to consume large quantities of potions that could prove easily deadly if consumed even in small amounts by a normal man. Exceptionally increased strength, speed, reflexes, and endurance, far beyond any normal or well-trained human, that allows them to swiftly end fights with minimal effort, and perform physical feats non-witchers couldn't hope to match. A witcher's physical skills alone are sufficient to defeat most monsters single-handedly if combined with extensive training and proper weaponry, whereas regular men could only hope to accomplish this in large groups. Witchers have also been shown to shrug off hits that would normally render normal men unconscious. Additionally, they have been known to survive the strikes of powerful monsters such as giants, or other beings possessing heruculean strength, that would otherwise kill others with a single blow. Having the ability to perform simple yet incredibly versatile combat magic in the form of signs. They also develop a sixth sense that allows them to "feel" things around them, be it items of importance or people's immediate intentions. This explains their uncanny ability to track and hunt people and monsters. Accelerated healing granting quick recovery from injuries. Incredibly long lifespan and prolonged youth.
OOC: No wonder Geralt doesn't have a million illegal children.
This is what the training gives you.
*looks at ikebu* your going to have a hard time doing that
OOC: True.
If you want children later Ikebu, you better do it now or never.
....you don't seem all that confident, Iggy.
I'll try it
Ignus, try improving your guts level by making deals with shady doctors or eating massive burgers. Works every time for me.
W-What?! Don't be ridiculous! .... Oh who am I kidding... I can't do this...
If you pass the trials...
*she puts a hand on Ignis's shoulder* Look, ladies like confidence. They want someone able to sweep them off their feet. You get me?
I suppose.... I've been a man of science, not.... a ladies man....
Ikebu are you sure?
Then you need to show off your intelligence.
hey yang hit my hand
I heard people who failed actually dies. The ratio of survival is a 3:10 you know.
Not like it's any good here... how many women want to know of a world they've never been to and never will...
Im sure
Let's hope he is like Geralt....
Ignus, try intellect like telling them about the latest show fashions or whatever crap a woman likes I mean it's not like I know how to talk to women I shoot up schools for a living and I'm single so i don't know how females interact.
.... I'm not taking your advice then..... rat-man...
Actually i'll just go to a Gym and hunt
*she sighs* Then look here, Iggy. Throw them a few compliments, tell them how pretty they are. And whatever you do, do NOT look at their chest.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Seems too deadly
Oh the chest.... *Smirks*
The chest eh?... *Grins*
I have no reason to look at that though...
Well if you are lucky, you survive Ikebu.
What chest?
The breasts....
Ignus, if you are gonna be dating anyone, DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT date a thot.
Oh *nosebleeds*
*is waiting for yang to hit my hand*
*wakes up*
.... Thot?
Just a head's up, Iggy. Some women also really like a guys with a sense of humor. Y'know, maybe I need to pull a Kitty Powers Matchmaker....
What guys call girls in schools that send out nudes and porn of themselves. An acronym for That Ho Over There.
Ikebu if you change your mind,then go visit the place. *Gives him the map*
Basically do not date a slut or whore.
Kitty.... I'm sorry you lost me...
Here's another definition: Abbreviation for "That Ho Over There". She usually is a sophomore or junior in high-school, which, while it's young, it's not surprising, as most thots are fast-ass little girls, who are trying to act like being a teenager automatically makes you "grown". In all her selfies, her boobs and booty are exposed, and is always showing off that stomach.
I could just do the Trial of dreams
*pokes boom*
The Trial of the Dreams, which involved the mutation of the eyes, bone marrow and hormones, allowed for better night vision, among other benefits. It also resulted in infertility.
*is still waiting for yang to hit my hand*
.....I'm gonna be one of your wingmen, Iggy. Find a lady I think you'll have good chemistry with, maybe set you both up on a date...
Ikebu, the trial of dreams is essentially mutating your eyes painfully. It's not taking a nap.
If you want to be a badass like Geralt,then you have to pass all.
If you wish. Shiza was supposed to help soon... I'm not sure if he'll have the time...
Painful eye mutation and infertility... damn it
It's worth it.
OOC: You made the story so you can easily pass it
......o-okay, look. Me and my husband'll help you out the best we can, Iggy.. Okay?
Right...
If any of you wonder how I know this stuff, I might've spied on the witchers for some time with spy cams and other spy stuff.
Tell him the Trial of Grasses.
*sighs and boops bona and yang*
You basically eat a bunch of weed and hope you don't die. And if you survive, you gain enchanted eyesight and other crap. Also only 3 in 10 survive this.
*boops boom back* Oh, boom, have ya seen naho? She hasn't been answering my texts.
It's enough to impress Coco.
nope
*sigh* I'll just train and hunt
Sam
*Sam seems to have been planning something* (Mumbling): Tomorrow, with any luck. If my plans work then... No, I shouldn't get ahead of my self.
But.. i'll keep the witcher trials in mind
I know you will change your mind...
.....*she hits Boom's hand*
Alright. Still have the map?
*yang soon felt like she had punched 50 buildings at once*
... Where to start though? I would like to start as soon as possible.
There will just be regret on both ends
Regret?
Owwch..! This hell...?
... I suppose it won't be today then?
*Enters... again* Hello!
Hey rom.
On one end if i dont, my chances are low On the other end if i do, i get the girl but i cant make a family
Did... I miss anything? *gives Bona a slightly nervous glance*
Probably not, Iggy...
You adopt a child.
Very well...
Yeah, im not big on adoption
Then what will you do?
*she pats Ignis's head* Don't worry. We'll find your soulmate soon enough..
that was hand.. im kinda strong
I see... *Rom sits down at a booth and takes out his laptop*
*Iggy nods* ... Hopefully it's not someone who hates me for no reason...
Would I look cooler with White hair?
Yeah.
....just... Just hope it isn't a tsundere, yandere, or a himedere...
And I like your current hair colour, Ikebu.
*Aergia has a bunch of Pizaa boxes.* Food is here boys!
Aergia, 3rd opinion?
If you're gonna look for a dere ibeku, look for a deredere. They're super happy people.
Hair... I've been thinking about trimming mine and changing the color... though I'm not sure what it should be...
On what? *She sets down the boxes.*
*thinks "should i tell them that i killed the mafia in my universe"*
Changing my hair color to white
Do that and I'll make fun of you.
I could just dye a strand orange
*she twirls some of her hair between her fingers*
Don't care Snowhead.
Perhaps blue.... but would that fit me?
*looks at yang* by the way. i have no aura or semblance
Permanent dye after trial of Grasses
If you pass it.
I will
Maybe red? Though my hair is somewhat red...
*she shrugs* I dunno, Iggy. You look fine just the way you are..
When are you going?
Begin the trial
hey yang. what do you think would be the best girl for me if i wanted to date one
To the place
Oh, this is rather normal where I'm from. A way to express oneself I suppose... plus my older sister used to change it a lot... must've rubbed off on me...
I dunno, Boom. *a ding sounds from her scroll* Hm? *she pull a bit out, looking at her new notification* ..... Hey, Ikebu?
To Kaer Morhen.
...Ikebu?
What was that sound?
...Ikebu, even if you do pass all the trials, it'll be all for nothing. Coco just texted me. She and Fox are together now...
oh... *drinks soma water*
GOD DAMN IT
Find another girl. Yang there are any free girls?
Oh dear...
Ouch...
Ow, that's gotta hurt....
According to this RWBY shipping list, just about everyone's already taken.
Uhh, there's Weiss, but she's really high up there... Uhh, Winter, Weiss's older sister..... You know, the woman who taught us those cool strategies before lunch in Remnant?
Ouch!
Hang on lemme walk outside *stands outside screaming while a fitting Sawano Drop comes from some guys radio*
People already ship Qrow with Winter. Do not question the people's ethics.
Yeah her.
That was Not about wiess
Got history?
Damn... Qrow's already seeing Winter..... Err......
Well Ikebu.... find some Novingrad girl.....
*a clone walks in with a box in hand*
*Novigrad*
uuhhh... Clona?
....Blake, maybe....?
*thinks "i wonder what i would look like as a female"*
That "Blake?"
You keep bringing up your homeland. Tell me... what is it like?
Ikebu, go to some dating site or something and put in - Edgy as fuck orange haired dude.
Alright... Blake it is
I dunno about that one... A bone has yet to be picked...
People already ship Blake with Zwei.
Or Novigrad girls....
Also if not for the Zwei ship, she's dating Sun.
That's technically bestiality, Pika-nerd.
C: Guys, I found this awesome bridge that gives wishes! I wished for happiness and check it out! *the clone has a box of kittens!*
And she's not all for Sun..
It's all over the internet and comments of RWBY chibi. Which is basically an invisible stalker following you around. And I am totally not the recording guy. *sweats*
I suppose you can answer that later.
*she squints at Pikadaboi*
Holy crap, that is adorable!
You know what guys? I think it's time I go to a local school now. Bye! *cocks gun and quickly runs out*
*sighs*
Whelp, I dunno... There's still Ice Queen....
He went to Novigrad...
.... I don't know how to feel about him...
The ice queen? I heard that she is....
*runs back in* I forgot to grab my frag grenades! *grabs mentioned fragmentation grenades and runs back out*
Well, other than her, there's Ruby....
Ruby is too good for him. Sorry Ikebu...
*gunshots, screams, explosions*
Ooc: I sleep
*slaps Hisato*
OOC: Hisato x Yang ship
OOC: Real shit
OOC: No i'm for Novigrad girls only
I got a bitch slap....
You had it coming....
... I'm starting to think my chances are becoming slimmer than they already were...
No shit.
*bursts in with explosion* Anyone know a place where I can hide from the police?
Would you be ok with it?
.....Iggy, again. Have confidence. Take a medicinal bath. You'll get the lady soon enough.
With what?
Bathroom got it! *hides in bathroom*
How about with the anons? You'll blend in real well, Pika...
No clue, Pika-nerd. Cover yourself in a blanket on a sidewalk. Always works.
... That's it! *Iggy rushes out of the cafe...*
Police: Have any of you people seen a yellow chipmunk? He just committed mass homicide within Shujin and we're looking for him.
Never saw him.
He's in the bathroom.
hes in the bathroom
Oh him?
Police: *walks into restroom* *silenced pistol shot*
OOC: XD
Nah, but I've recently seen a drooling platypus that will blow your mind!
*talks from bathroom* Anyone know a place to hide a body?
I was talking to Yang
*Sighs* Well she is her sister...
And her dad is a badass... So be careful.
*looks at Ikebu* What was the question?
*rushes from bathroom to attic hauling the police officer's body*
Would you be ok with it?
Pika, you son of a bitch
*yells from attic* Holy shit I think that's the entire SWAT force outside the cafe!
Well, I have no problem with it, actually. It's just my dad that you have to be wary about.
*sigh and drink some water*
What about Blake, Yang?
*RPG shot fires from attic*
Blake's definitely a free option.. I think....
Pika if you fuck up my room i swear to god
*comes back from attic* Are you sure about that Yang?
That's good to hear.
But you said "I think"
Also Ikebu, I think you would be able to clean up a few hundred bullet holes and a few grenade wholes and maybe a little fire but otherwise your room is ok.
*gets up and does some pushes up* kitty: *gets out of boom's hair and gets on the counter*
*Facepalms* Godammit, Pika...
So my options are Blake and Ruby?
At least the swat force is dealt with. I heard about them taking no survivors or hostages. Now that I think about it, they may be terrorists.
Yeah, Ikebu.
*He walks back in* God, my legs hurt. I need a beer...
*thinking*
*gets Shiza a beer*
What happened, Shiza?
Well, Ikebu, unless you have a really impressive weapon, Ruby's kinda out of reach...
Your weapon would also need to be a gun in order to be datable.
*she looks at Shiza* Aw, hon, what happened?
Date the Ladies of the woods! *Bursts out laughing*
I don't know what's going on, but do it anyway, Ikebu. Rom, my job happened. Running all over someones kingdomfor a fetch quest sucks dick. So does trying to make sure your club is staffed on the weekends.
OOC: gtg now so... *drinks 10 whiskey bottles and faints*
*Takes a sip*
I could just make a pistol blade
Hy Yang, since last night I've been thinking...What are we gonna name the kid?
You got a gun Hisa?
Only the gun Naoto gave me.
*gets up and sits on a booth*
I....I don't know, babe... But if it was a girl, I would really like her name to be Summer..
*goes upstairs to make the switch revolvers*
*Walks in shyly sits down wordlessly*
*By the way (The fuck even...?)
Hey that's my gun!
*Fiddles with his phone nervously*
*Spins his phone with one finger*
pat: *wakes up*
And Ikebu, you need to think harder. I have shotgun gauntlets, Uncle Qrow has a sword that can transform into a scythe and shotgun, and Nora has a hammer that's also a grenade launcher.
*hums Tokyo daylight*
what about a gun that is a cannon with a 6 barrel chamber and its also a scythe
hmm Venom spiked boots?
*Rom immediately turns to a new page in his notebook and starts sketching*
*walks from the attic* So any one have questions of why my hands have three fingers?
*He looks at Hisato while drinking from his beer* Yo Hisato, aren't you and Naoto a thing? *He looks back a Yang* Yeah, that's nice. I also like Violet or Avecyn. For a guy, I dunno...
*sees Shiza* Hey there. Got married?
*sigh* Well. Time to work.
I never asked her about it.....
A Switch axe *snaps fingers*
If we had a son, I would have to say Corvus or Sergens...
*his Kos parasite starts burring out of his hands* Hey look at that.
..... *she sighs* Ikebu, my sister has a sniper-scythe. A switch-axe likely won't cut it for her....
Hey Yang. Long time no see is it not?
You got any ideas?
*she nods, smiling at Hunter* It's been a long time, Hunter.
*Turns to Ikebu* What exactly is your fighting style? That might give me some ideas...
*she sighs* Maybe you don't have a chance with Ruby, Ikebu....
*he makes a all natural Strawberry Sunrise drink for Yang* Heard you and Ceaser got married. Congratulation.
Thanks, Hunts! *she takes a sip of the sunrise*
That was a good wedding.
*sigh and watches kitty sleep*
@The_Hunter *He flashes his ring* Yep, thank you. @Ikebu_Kuro Shotgun katana. Need I say more? @Tsugumi-Chan I was thinking Azrael, Thione, or Myst for a guy.
Rom, Im dependent on speed and attack and mostly stick to long range... a lance that turns into an assault rifle
Oh, hey Shiza! Sweet party last night!
*he makes Ceaser a bowl of squid ink pasta* It's on the house my friend.
*Listens, a distant look in her eyes* ...Everyone is so happy, even though they themselves haven't found love. How confusing...
*she smiles* those are great names, hon.
*Thorne. (Fuck me in the ass.)
ehy bosss ginve me a co;d one