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Grr... *Koromaru snaps at Hisato's ankles* Arf arf arf!
OOC:New page
*sigh* I... I need a minute... *Rom goes outside with his new kitten, Iso*
*suddenly a giant diamond wall is blocking despair naho while Bona heads after sam*
Did somebody say Yu? *G.Yu then walks into the Cafe, scoffing Yu shoYuld know there is a no fighting rYule here, if Yu wanna fight take it oYutside.
what the hell!
(Homura walks through the door smiling widely and humming to herself as she looks like around) Ah what a wonderful day out! The sun is shining, I haven't been in any horrible fights, and the cafe that seems incapable of charging money is back! (She nods to herself happily... Before looking around the building and spotting the scene going on) Um excuse me what is going on around here? Something about that girl, (she points to Despair Naho) being a monster? An- (she glances at Koro before running over to him) Doggy yay! Hi doggy can I pet you? (Homura smiles at the dog and holds her hand out to him) I wonder if you have a name? Or a home for that much?
This gonna take a while... *Starts hitting the wall*
.... For once I agree with the clearly evil AU Yu.
*suddenly, the diamond wall bursts open and a maid appears sitting, drinking a cup of tea* I felt a disturbance in the force, so I came looking for the cause .
Hey Sakuya
Let's go find somewhere to finish this... Abomination off.
oh by the way, i dont care. my other side would, but me NOPE
Why, hello young man.
*Looks at the maid* Who are you?
*Koromaru sniffs Long Hair Girl's hand, then licks it* Arf! *He wags his tail happily... then notices Angry Black Hair still trying to fight.* Grrr...
Forgot to say thanks for teaching me knife based combat
Just a young maid passing by, but don't you know it's rather uncouth to ask someone who they are without first introducing one's self?
MY NAME IS DESPAIR NAHO!! i am the other side of naho!
I'm Hisato nice to meet you...
Okay, so, you're a shadow. *points at D.Naho* And therefore everyone else's job is to kick your ass.
Yu is not evil, Yu simply wish to make the world Golden, afterall the Yuniverse consumes all, *G.Yu then approaches Naho No fighting is allowed in this cafe, if Yu are going to fight take it oYutside
* a knife appears under naho's throat* Can't you see you're bothering my discussion you twat. Keep quiet. * she turns her head back to hisato* Likewise, it's a pleasure to meet you! * she gives him a candid smile*
I even made a few knife based tricks
OOC: People calling despair naho a shadow counter: 1
Come on people, let's be reasonable and take this outside.
*At the word "Shadow," Koromaru's ears flatten, and he shifts his glare to Naho*
So are you relaxing here?
*laughs* kill me then you will kill the innocent girl!
Arf! *He seems to agree with Teddie*
*Turns to Koro* Sorry, i was busy with the shadow..
*drinks coffee*
@Ikebu_Kuro I don't quite remember teaching anyone anything about my knife tricks, but it maybe an event that has yet to happen for the actual me. @hisato well, my mistress sent me here, saying that something interesting would happen. I don't quite know the details myself.
Well a shadow is here....
@naho, * she gives her a nonplussed look* Do you think I care ? I don't know her. Nor do I know you. All I know, is that you're being a nuisance.
Take it oYutside, Yu has no tolerance for Yu breaking the rYules. Yu should know better.
See that's the thing with shadows. You dont' kill them. You just beat them within an inch of their life and then they make up with their other half.
OOC: calling D. naho a shadow counter: 3
*sans shows up in front of naho* S: heya. i've been sent to protect someone, and im doing it.
Don't yu worry yur pretty little head, mr yu. Her corps will be outside if I kill her.
*Koromaru tilts his head at Mig, but seems to get the basic idea. He pads over to Naho and tugs at her pants leg, towards the door* Ruff.
*laughs* and thats what makes me not a shadow! kinda, yes you do have to beat me to almost to death then i will faint then normal naho will be back but i will be back
Yu, i can barely understand you, but you make a good point
That's bullshit, miss Despair....
(She pets Koro's head a bit and smiles down at him) Don't worry boy, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you... Now then... Better ask what the heck is happening (Homura clears her throat and raises her voice looking mostly at Migrant) Can anyone explain what's going on!? What exactly is a shadow? Why does it need to be fought? And why exactly are you so blaise about there being two of one person!? I'm still pretty new here and Gahh I don't understand any of this crazy stuff. (she sighs and ponders what little she knows before raising an eyebrow at the whole room) Geez this almost makes me long for the days of just fighting witches...
S: *creates a barrier of bones to block despair naho from any attacks* don't worry kiddo, i got your back.
*sighs and sits down* come on naho take back control before i kill these people
Grrrr.... Woof! *Koro tugs at her pant leg again*
Yunderstanding Yu is simple, simply accept the trYuth and the Yuniverse and the world shall be more Golden. *G.Yu then summons up tons of Golden cards, handing one to everyone, waiting for them to take it with a familiar smile on his face, its as if you've remet a long lost childhood friend
*Destroys the barrier* Don't stop us.
Dont make me get the lance
OOC: I hope you haven't forgotten sans is pretty much the weakest character in his game. You think a simple wall will protect you from my knives ?
Oh you'll keep coming back? Will you vanish while declaring you'll get us next time, too? Will you return and declare it's time to conquer earth?
and! *faints on the card*
*wakes up and looks around* w-what happened?
Ooc: I think you forgot he's also one of the hardest bosses in the game, if not the hardest boss in the game.
*Slides in from the shadows* Sup peeps...Am I going to regret coming in here?
Oh really? Screw the lance *Pulls out knives and summons persona* Inari Okami, Jumpstart my heart *The knives catch fire as i throw them*
*Koromaru lets go and sits down... then sniffs Sans* Arf?
S: you turned into an evil version of yourself. i was sent to protect you.
( because the format of the game makes it so. doesn't change the fact he only deals one damage and dies in one hit. )
S: *pets koro*
( and, you think that's hard ? you haven't played touhou scrub. )
my god!.. why do you do this to me despair naho... *sighs and drinks*
*G.Yu then turns to the magical girl smiling Shadows are the repressed emotions of oneself, confronting Yuor shadow is how most people earn a persona, the procedYure follows, people enter a TV, they meet a shadow self, they must beat the shadow self, then the person must accept it for who they are, no matter how painful it is.
(The girl darts back from the card her clothes bursting into light as her Magical Girl outfit Appears) I don't know what that card is but strange magic things tend to be Dangerous, I'm not touching anything like that I don't understand. (Homura looks at GYu curiously) So then mind explaining exactly what you're trying to do to people here?
*Koromaru licks Sans's hand, then attempts to chew it*
S: *his hand comes clean off* .....can someone get my hand back?
Guys take the fight outside
*touches the card*
( inb4 sans dies because he lost his only hit point from being nommed by a dog)
Trash talking shadows? ... Ouch.
*With his new prize, Koromaru runs under a table and starts gnawing the bones*
( RIP Sans. )
S: *uses blue powers to get the hand back and gives Koro another bone*
Shall we take this fighting outside, like i've been suggesting for the past few minutes or so?
Teddie,do you have the suit?
*The card shocks Naho and enters his heart, laying dormant and gray, waiting to be Golden The Yuniverse shall embrace Yu, my Yusonas are extensions of Yu, they are the primary method of making the world Golden, soon the Yuniverse will be here, and only those with Golden cards may be spared.
*Koromaru huffs, but the trade is good enough. He takes the bone and runs off. Sans probably lost part of a hit point from those noms.*
I left the suit back in uhhhh... I forget.
ok that is weird...
In the TV world?
You are weird...
How do you even know this stuff?
People tell me
*-0.5 hp* *eats a cinnamon bunny*
And i make the assumption that you left it there
I didn't leave it in the TV world, i just left it somewhere because i really don't need it.
*sigh* i hope yang gets here
Eh, fuck it. *He touches the golden card.*
I agree.
S: *sits with naho* so, the person who sent me seems to really care about you.
She cares about a monster....
*The golden card sends a shock up Teddies arm, as it moves into his heart, it then lays insides his heart, a gray card, waiting to be Golden Good choice Teddie, you shall be spared the power of the Yuniverse
yea... way too much
Wait, do i even have a heart?
*yawns* Bleh, might as well sit and wait till something interesting happens.
Of course Yu have a heart Teddie, yoYur persona is the power of the heart, the bonds Yu share,
S: see, to me, there isn't a limit to caring about someone. I mean, look at my brothers paps. he means the world to me *papyrus shows up* P: SANS, THATS SO SWEET! *leaves* S: he doesn't mind how much I care about him. and you shouldn't either.
*Sits down by Shaigis* Well that was over sadly quick....
*pats @Shadowwaifuaigis for no reason*
Anyone gonna order?
*nods* Really, that was short lived.
What they care about is a girl with a second personality that might kill someone.
*wakes up* hey guys... *yawn*
Indeed. I'm disapointed. I'll go home to prepare dinner for my mistress.
S: a second personality that doesn't show up often.
see ya Sakuya
Hey Dahlia
How would you know, Ne-... I mean, person i don't know.
* she warps away, leaving naught but a tarot card behind. It says XXI*
S: the kid who sent me gave me some info.
Would anyone mind if i pick up that card?
*Picks up the card*
Huh? *reaches down and grabs the card* Twenty-one, huh..?
*looks at the card*
Strange...
(guys it's just a card xD it wasn't anything serious, just a reference to how she warps in one of the games)
*looks at the card*
OOC: wait she can go into games too? like corbin aka rp me
she just leaves a card?
She did. *Crosses his arms*
*sighs*
*Himeno slowly opens the door, bracing herself for chaos...* Huh. It's actually calm for o- oh, wait. Skeleton. *She shakes her head* I'm not even going to ask.
( I seriously did not expect the card to be such a big deal xD it's just a random tarrot card. And no, sakuya's power is time manipulation. )
Yeah.... so, what's up since last night?
Hey Himeno
OOC: oh -_- *drinks some soda*
Can we kill the demon child anyway?
( wow, no need to hide your disappointment)
We should.
Well i tested out the weapon and it worked flawlessly
Nothing much really, I left to go stabilize a couple of areas not long after you took off... Although I did walk by again, and felt a sinister presence.
S: *turns to teddie* no.
Sinister, huh....? Whaaat else is new.
guess you felt my despair side
Hello- wait, how do you know my... whatever. Did something happen here?
There's no point in killing you, you're already dead, Carlos.
*shrugs* Just another day in the crazy bin.
*She groans* At least I missed that annoying "Despair side." What even is that thing?
S: I was talking about the kiddo.
well- *faints*
Why do you want to protect them?
*sighs*
It starts again...
*wakes up* im back! again...
S: because there's people who really cares about her.
What's one life lost to save many others, right?
Oh for- can't this place just be a normal bar? *She sighs* Whatever. I don't care if you're "despair" or not, just don't do anything crazy.
goin up to the attic, call me if you need me
S: look, I just don't want her gone OK? I know what it's like to lose someone. *genocide run flashbacks*
Fuck this despair bullshit....
Sans you are too selfish....
*throws 10 chainsaws around then faints*
S: no, you are.
*dodges all the chainsaws*
*fixes hair*
Another day in paradise, or at least what should be paradise.
Losing one person is better than losing many, right?
*Himeno ducks under a table, then glares at Sans* THIS is who you want to protect? Fine, we won't kill her, not that I'm intending to. Let's just... turn her into the police or a therapist or something.
*she enters, panting and clothes torn up....again. She drops a large tentacle before seating herself in a booth*
Woah there lady, were you sucked into a hentai or something?
S: nope. she's staying here and im protecting her.
*wakes up and throws yang some new clothes*
*watches TV*
Sans it's not your choice. She must go....
Bounty hunt gone wrong... But I killed the bastard.
*looks at yang and sighs*
God, I can't wait for that vacation... It's going to be totally worth it.
*she takes the clothes and goes into the bathroom, emerging shortly after fully clothed and no longer in torn rags* Much better...
Sorry "Sans," but it's for her own good. *Himeno gets up and walks over to Naho, hand extended* You're coming with me.
( I'm still lurking if you need me~)
*suddenly, a bunch of bones desperate home now from naho*
*walks back downstairs calm*
Ooc: separate not desperate
Ooc: himeno not home now
Seriously? We're doing this now? *Himeno takes out a knife and attempts to cut through the bones*
OOC: XD *goses to hang and hides*
( wellp, she committed suicide. end of plot. )
First a nut case hides in Leblanc, then frying pans are thrown everywhere, then everyone goes crazy cuz of Naho
S: *turns to yang* hey, yangaroo, protect the kid for me please?
OOC: yang not hang
Ooc: #ihateautocorrect
*Himeno stops trying to cut away the bones. She goes over to Yang* Move. I need to get to the girl behind you.
S: don't do it boomeryang.
Uh, sure, sans..... I dunno what's going on, though...
*looks at yang* despair naho did some shit and now im in this mess
*Himeno snaps her fingers.* I said, move. This is for her own good. Or do I have to turn you to ash? *She glares at Yang*
*points knife at Himeno and sans*
*she sighs at Naho* Okay, that's good to know... *she looks at Himeno* Sorry, but no can do.
Why not? She's clearly unstable, and needs the proper attention. *She glances at Ikebu* ...I see you're looking for a fight?
*Disarms Ikebu*
S: *snaps his fingers and the knife is on the other side of the room*
*glares at both of them*
Naho has multiple personality disorder. It does get bad, but we're able to help her deal with it. *she looks at Naho* Right, sis?
Yeah we can help her deal with it by eother getting her therapy or killing her. What'll it be?
Ooc: either*
S: the kid who sent me also wants to help fix her.
S: *looks at teddie* I'm getting beary tired of those suggestions. *sits next to yang in order to protect naho*
no. despair naho was made by monaca towa to be put inside of me its not a disorder. its like another person living inside of me but i can't do anything to get rid of her. im just a ticking time bomb
*sighs and lowers arms*
Even so... it's clearly not under control if you let her have and use multiple chainsaws, and if it's a reoccurring issue. So move before I have to use force. *She points at Yang. The air seems to get warmer as she does so.*
Sacrifices need to make sometimes...
I dropped the bear puns years ago, buddy, they even got on ny nerves.
*I'm up in the attic sleeping*
ooc: my*
*she stays her ground, eyes turning red* No. Me, Sans, Bona and Sanoba are already working on a way to help her.
*enters and pins @Himeno_Akatsuki* your not hurting my little sister
You know what Teddie, I like you *hands him a cake*
S: alphys can help too.
*I wake up throwing a rock down with a note tied to it saying "people are asleep here!" Then go back to sleep*
*Himeno is tackled to the ground. She struggles in Enoshima's grip* You... I'm not trying to hurt her. I'm trying to help her and prevent any potential damages. Can't you idiot listen to reason?
* and once again, the maid warps in.* My mistress insisted I come back. if there's nothing going on right now, I'll be really angry.
Welcome back! *Waves at Sakuya*
*sigh* how do people even get in, i dont leave the windows open
*Bursts into the room and strikes a dramatic pose, left arm on her heart and right stretched towards the sky* Greetings my adoring public, you stand in the presence of the Great Sorceress Ma- *Magilou finally takes the chance to look around at the commotion, and moves to stand by the wall, arms crossed* Oh dearest me. Isn't this supposed to be a tavern of sorts? Looks more like a drama to me. What horrible, rotten luck I must have.
Oh, hey. A maid. Mind helping me out here? *Himeno is still pinned to the ground by Enoshima, looking rather annoyed*
Wolfy. Down, boy.
Get in the attic*
Thank you Hisato. * she smiles, her mood having ever so slightly improved. Well that's how it looks anyway. *
S: *fingerguns at yang* eyyyyyy
@Himeno_Akatsuki i dont care... shes been through hell and back. she been abused, used a toy and had to deal with people who wants to kill her
Before i check the attic *points knife at Himeno* yes i would like a spar
Sure. * and as she says so, she switches himeno and enoshima's places during stopped time* Better ?
Oh, hey there, Magi....lou was it? Yeah, this place is horrible.
No shit, everyone has problems Wolf!
S: so, you're the kiddos sister? mind helping us out here? *snaps his fingers and wolfs and himeno switch places*
Ooc: bro not sister, wolf not wolfs
Better. *Himeno rubs her wrists and glares at Wolf* I've had to deal with tough stuff in my life too, and although I couldn't understand what she's going through, I know that you're not helping matters. So final warning.
*she starts rubbing her temples* God, this is not going well at all...
I had to help Sensei defeat a guy that was going to cover the world in a fog that'd unleash shadows, yet you don't see me complaining.
*Magilou gets off the wall and makes a shrugging motion, both arms out to her sides* Indeed it is. Looks much more like a dump. A poor, innocent maiden like me most certainly can't be expected to remain here. *Magilou catches sight of the Skelebros, and begins playing with her hair* Why, it seems they really do let anyone in. Even a pair of far-gone daemons. *Magilou smirks* What an interesting little town this is.
you could easily just pat on her back when she faints. its just easy as that and if you fail at that just beat her up until she faints and she will turn back to normal
Anyways who's even in my room? *goes upstairs to the attic*
I have a feeling that I can get along with this girl.
I mean, it's not like this place stops anyone from coming in, heck the embodiment of all evil has eaten here before.
S: im not a demon, I'm a skeleton.
That's too much trouble, and too risky. Now, if you don't mind... *She begins to walk over to Naho.* Come along. Don't make this any harder than it needs to be.
@Ikebu_Kuro *I'm sleeping in the attic crescent rose against the wall*
So, before I start knifing everyone indiscriminately, who's side should I be on? The psychotic little girl's ? or the people trying to make her less psychotic ?
*Himeno raises a hand* Considering I seem to be outnumbered, I'd appreciate you siding with the latter and end a possible long-term problem.
*before anything else could happen i grab naho and run out of the leblanc* pat: well that just happened
S: kiddo, don't listen to her. she seems heated up about the situation.
Probably the less psychotic one.
And she's... gone? Anyone know where they went?
OOC: Man don't ruin the rp with this.
*Notices the scythe* i think i remember that scythe
*Magilou smiles at ShadowWaifuAigis and Migrant, before hearing Sakuya and diving behind the counter* If you're going to start stabbing anyone leave a poor, innocent maiden like myself out of it. Why, I've hardly even gotten here and I've already been attacked by a horrible, horrible snake. *Magilou peeks back over the counter* Just what kind of rundown, terrible town is this anyways?
Very well. Time! * time freezes. In the unbroken silence, Sakuya slowly walks up to wolf, and places a dozen of knives right in front of his throat. She then takes naho and puts her behind the counter. She then sits back down and takes the pose she had before stopping time.* And so, time flows again. * normal time resumes*
Leblanc. Honestly we used to hang out here all the time, but lately it's been taken over by a rather deplorable lot. Friends with villains, frequently kidnapped, I heard a guy killed himself in here last week.
*I'm still asleep not aware of what's going on*
ooc: bruh, when you RP sans, you gotta have puns.
*both naho and wolf teleports away once time was back to normal*
Sounds like fuel for an awful lot of legends.... i'm sure the shrine maiden has her hands full right now... Haah... * she lets out a deep nostalgic sigh*
C'mon guys let's find them and end this once and for all.
*lowers the blanket a bit to see who it is* Ruby?
They're just avoiding the issue... and us. *Himeno crosses her arms.* Maid. Is there any way you could keep them in one place?
...and I agree with the blonde-haired person, although let's try to not kill anyone.
I can send them to my own pocket dimension yes. it's a world of my own bound to only one law: mine.
One more minute...*I try to stay asleep*
That sounds great, now let's find em.
[Thinking:What the hell is she doing in my room?] *Backs away slowly but falls down the stairs* AH SHIT
That could work. So the plan is, find them and send them to the pocket dimension, and deal with them from there. Any idea where they could have gone?
*Walks upstairs and looks at Ikebu* Jackpot?
*I wake up finally and get up and grab crescent rose*
*wolf and naho were in there own universes aka the danganronpa universes* pat: *goses to sleep*
*Magilou stands back up and leans back a little, one arm over her forehead as tears stream from her eyes* Then is there no hope for a poor, wretched maiden here? Oh dearest me. It seems everywhere I go I'm destined for nothing but hardship. *Magilou suddenly stops crying and stands up straight, fists clenched* When I find that rotten little traitor he's going to pay for putting me through this terrible, terrible tragedy.
*gets up*
I could stop time and look for them, but they'll probably find some unthinkable, impossible, unlawful way to run away again.
Who's there?
..... Why do people keep going up into Aergias room? You guys better hope you don't wake her up.
*Yang.exe has stopped working*
OOC: well guess what... I SLEEP!
( rip I did it again. you can guess who I am though right? )
I feel as if they left the Nexus.
Ikebu is she?
*Aergia walks down with a giant sack and throws it out the window.* Whoever keeps trying to move into the attic, stop. It's MY fucking room!
*stays silent*
I dont even know why she's here Hisa
ooc: nice job using teleportation abilities to travel out of the fuckin universe
Guess you got lucky.. *Has a smug grin on his face*
Oi! Did anyone even hear me?!
Don't fucking act all smug dude
Y'all done goofed now...
Aergia, I would get you a second bed but doesnt the couch work?
Do what? *Smirks*
S: *pokes yang*
ooc: Suuuure you're asleep. This is... mid-afternoon or evening for you, m8. ic: Well that sucks. *She closes her eyes and takes a deep breath to calm down*
Wait, traitor...?
Fuck the couch! Go find your own attic to live in!
( you guys... you realize you're asking the owner of the room to not sleep in their own room right ? )
Can we get rid of Mr. Bones already?
i'll buy a second bed if that helps! *groans*
@Ikebu_Kuro I was asleep
Jesus.... today is just a crapshoot
*he walks in* Hello guys.