Leblanc XIV: BeanBlood - Phansite Archive

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Aergia

I already threw your shit out!

Ikebu_Kuro

And i put my shit back!

Aergia

No fuck off! It's my fucking attic!

Ikebu_Kuro

and Hisa, I'm serious dont act all smug

Hisato

Do what?

The_Hunter

... Aergia... what is going on?

Magilou

*Magilou perks up upon hearing Migrant's question, and quickly hugs herself, shivering as though she were freezing* You heard correctly madame. The rotten little brat who left me to the cold, cold mercy of the exorcists. *Magilou straightens up with a smirk* Once I find them, I'll make sure they regret even thinking about leaving their mistress.

Ikebu_Kuro

ITS MY ATTIC!!!

Aergia

I was fucking living in there before you! And this asshole has been trying to move into my attic!

TheSkeleBros

S: she was there first, ya dingus.

Shadowwaifuaigis

You do know Aergias lived there for months right?

Ikebu_Kuro

Really?

Aergia

Yes really!

Golden_Yu

Yu do realize the stairs are a portal to multiple dimensions. Depending on who enters they end up in diffrent attics.

Ikebu_Kuro

well shit

Aergia

Now take your shit and move somewhere else you deadbeat!

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey, I didnt fuck up your stuff

Ikebu_Kuro

Even though i dont know whats your's

Ikebu_Kuro

Yours*

Aergia

Just fuck off! *She storms back to the attic.... and seems to be installing a door...*

The_Hunter

*he looks at Ikebu and Aergia then back to Magilou* You some sort of witch?

TheSkeleBros

S: .....well this is awkward.

Ikebu_Kuro

Where am I supposed to live now?

Tsugumi-Chan

*Yang.exe has rebooted* ....what happened?

Ikebu_Kuro

...

Hisato

Drama happened.

Ikebu_Kuro

I got kicked out of the attic

Hisato

Go live in Kaer Morhen. They give you a room.

Ikebu_Kuro

I'll live in the house next door

Shadowwaifuaigis

I did warn you. My niece is not one to mess with, especially when angered.

Migrant

So... who is this "traitor" miss?

Tsugumi-Chan

...*she holds a key out to Ikebu* Key to my old apartment?

Ikebu_Kuro

Thanks

TheSkeleBros

S: I don't know yang. the wolf kid ran off with the kid we were protecting.

Tsugumi-Chan

No prob. A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Tsugumi-Chan

........that's.... I dunno how to react to that, Sans..

Hisato

*Sits next to Yang* They got away....

Aergia

*She returns... looking tired.*

Ikebu_Kuro

Also Ruby is upstairs sleeping... dont ask me why i just found out

TheSkeleBros

S: he's her bro, so I'm sure that she'll be fine.

Magilou

*Magilou notices Hunter's glance and straightens up, standing tall with both arms gesturing towards her chest* Not just any witch, I am the Great Sorceress Magilou, head of Magilou's Menagerie, the show of the century. *Magilou casts Hunter a sideways glance as she turns and starts playing with her hair* And whoever do you claim to- *Magilou perks back up at Migrant's question, and feigns swooning* Only the most terrible of creatures. A cruel, heartless beast. You'd have to be to leave a poor, wretched maiden like me.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Well, I think I am no longer needed here. However, the place looks a bit messy so I'll stick around and clean a bit. * A bunch of Sakuyas appear, each one tending to a different task. One is cleaning the windows outside, a couple of other sakuyas are running an inventory check, some are cleaning the tables and one of them is resting up a bit. *

Tsugumi-Chan

... *she pats Hisato's head*

Hisato

Thanks for the headpat.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she stares at the Sakuyas* .....That's pretty cool....

Ikebu_Kuro

Wow

Hisato

These maids know how to clean! *Looks amaze**

Hisato

*amazed*

Sakuya_Izayoi

You learn these kinds of tricks when you mess about with time * she says, smiling to herself as she cleans the window*

Ikebu_Kuro

Anyways lemme go to the attic and get her

Aergia

Anyone want leftover pizza? We got like a shit ton of slices.

TheSkeleBros

S: huh. neat.

TheSkeleBros

Ooc: I just realized that was an unintentional pun lol

Tsugumi-Chan

....you, my maid friend, are amazing.

Hisato

She is!

Aergia

I'll take that as a no.

The_Hunter

Prove it Magilou *his arms sparks electricity and fire* And hi Yang.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Please, you flatter me! I'm only doing my job. * she walks over to the counter, leaving the other windows to another sakuya, and begins cleaning it*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she waves at Hunter* Hey, Hunts.

Hisato

*Pats Yang's head*

Ikebu_Kuro

Like im just extremely confused

Tsugumi-Chan

....meow.

Hisato

*Looks surprised at Yang* What was that?

Ikebu_Kuro

Hehe

Tsugumi-Chan

Nothing~

Ikebu_Kuro

Dats a cute meow

Hisato

Are you sure? *Pats her head again*

Tsugumi-Chan

.........meow~

Hisato

*Ultra speed Pat*

Ikebu_Kuro

Hehe~

TheSkeleBros

S: yang did you turn back into a neko while no one was looking?

Magilou

*Magilou sighs and hangs her head* You people really are such terrible, terrible brutes. Can't even tell a witch when you see her. *Magilou heads for the door, stopping beside it to wave one of her arms, conjuring a pigeon which flies out the open doorway, Magilou casts Hunter a brief glance before walking out the door, arms behind her head* Really, what kind of backwards town have I found myself in now? I haven't even caught scent of that rotten brat since I got here.

Tsugumi-Chan

Meow!

Ikebu_Kuro

*has forgotten about what just recently happened*

Aergia

Oi! Don't give the emo attention.

Hisato

Cute... *Pats her head*

Hisato

I mean the meow sound.

Cirno

http://i.imgur.com/dBEAtlo.gif ( yang right now)

Hisato

And no one asked you!

Ikebu_Kuro

*has remembered* hang on lemme get her *goes upstairs*

Tsugumi-Chan

Meow~ *she seems to be purring....*

Aergia

Holy shit.... she became a cat...

The_Hunter

... she got an attitude problem. *he starts working on a new trick weapon*

Hisato

*Stops patting*

TheSkeleBros

*sans starts petting her instead*

Tsugumi-Chan

.....................meow~

Ikebu_Kuro

*Comes back downstairs carrying a sleeping Ruby* where do i put her? *has a worried look*

Teddie-Anon

I'll come back later, see ya around. *He leaves.*

Kaguya_Houraisan

*opens the door and walks in, her eyes firmly planted on her 3DSXL, even as she sits down in one of the booths* Come on... Come on... FUCK! God-damned boss is bullshit! *Continues to play, unaware of where she is*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at Ruby, sighing* Don't worry about it. Here. *she throws a multitude of dust on Ruby, and she vanishes* Sent her back to Remnant. No worries.

Sakuya_Izayoi

Why, if it isn't the immortal princess. what brings you out of your cage today?

Ikebu_Kuro

Phew

Aergia

.... I have found my people!

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at Aergia* Huh?

Hisato

*Pats Yang again*

Aergia

*She dramatically points at the girl with the 3DS...*

Ikebu_Kuro

Now i can be relaxed.. *pets Yang*

Tsugumi-Chan

...hmmmmeow~

Ikebu_Kuro

*smiling*

Aergia

*She bonks Ike and Hisato's heads.* Stop treating her like a pet.

Kaguya_Houraisan

Huh? *Pauses the game and looks at Sakuya* oh, hey Sakuya. I thought I might come over to this place again. So, what brings you here?

Ikebu_Kuro

Its just some patting

Tsugumi-Chan

.......hey, at least I'm not curling up in their laps.

Cirno

That's what I'd like to know... Lady Remilia sent me here saying something fun would happen, but as soon as I came, the people to eliminate fled to another dimension or something. I was hoping Yukari would conveniently show up to bring them back here with her boundary powers, but I guess things just aren't that simple.

TheSkeleBros

*sans dissapears. It seems he had to go somewhere*

Magilou

OOC: I like how you make an alt mistake basically every time you post here.

FemBFMF04

*a Bona clone comes in*

Hisato

It's just patting....

Cirno

( rip. this is why i normally don't do two threads at a time)

Cirno

( well yeah, it's bound to happen every time. I suck at thinking xD)

Aergia

Shut it emo boy.

Ikebu_Kuro

Hisa, got the lance? *still petting her*

Hisato

Shut it Attic girl.

Tsugumi-Chan

Meow~

Aergia

Oh is that all you got? You wanna fucking go bitch?!

Hisato

Where?

Ikebu_Kuro

*grabs lance and puts it between them*

Aergia

Anywhere will do ya little bitch!

Tsugumi-Chan

*she pokes Hisato and Aergia's cheeks before sitting back down*

Kaguya_Houraisan

Well, you know Yukari. She's probably sleeping or doesn't care all that much. Plus, do you really want to deal with her?

Shadowwaifuaigis

Oh fuck... *facepalms* KNOCK IT OFF!

Hisato

Fix your anger issues.

Sakuya_Izayoi

I'll let meiling handle the annoying things. she's good at dealing with people.

Sakuya_Izayoi

( hey! I did it right this time! now to fail in the other thread)

FemBFMF04

*pokes yang*

Ikebu_Kuro

HOW ABOUT YOU TWO SHUT UP!? THIS SHIT IS LOADED AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT

Aergia

That's it! *She grabs Hisato by his arm.* You're coming with me you little bitch!

Tsugumi-Chan

*she pokes Bona back*

Hisato

Well i'm going to somewhere. See you guys. *Lets her*

Tsugumi-Chan

Nonononono! *she tries to pry Aergia away from Hisato* Please, don't..!

Himeno_Akatsuki

*Himeno looks up from her spot at a table nearby, having been here the entire time* Can't you people go five minutes without fighting?

Aergia

*She drags him out of the cafe...*

Kaguya_Houraisan

Fair enough. So... This is the outside world... Or one of them, Erin told me what's going on. It's not all that bad, plus I can buy things straight from the stores rather than buy it from Yukari.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she flops on the floor* Dammit.....

FemBFMF04

*starts petting yang* There there yang.

Ikebu_Kuro

*walks after them*

Hisato

*Gets dragged* What's next?

Aergia

OOC: We doin this in the thread I just made

Ikebu_Kuro

*sigh*

Tsugumi-Chan

*long drawled out sigh*

Sakuya_Izayoi

Hmpf. it changes nothing to me. there simply are more humans to cook in this world. Even the pesky ice fairy made it here. Her stupidity is astounding as usual, as she doesn't seem to have noticed anything.

Himeno_Akatsuki

*Himeno stares at Sakuya for a solid few seconds, then goes back to observibg the chaos* I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Ikebu_Kuro

Im gonna check out the apartment *grabs stuff and heads out*

Rom_Dolos

*Enters again, slighty exhausted, a bit of blood running down his cheek, amd goes to sit at a booth*

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey Rom, what happened?

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks up at Rom* What happened to you?

Rom_Dolos

Heh, not much. Just helped Sam with his experiment...

Tsugumi-Chan

.....how well did that go?

FemBFMF04

*the real bona walks in, pretty bruised up, and the clone dissapears*

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey, so where's the apartment?

Rom_Dolos

It wasn't that bad, to be honest! *Rom rubs one of his bruises on his left arm*

Kaguya_Houraisan

Really? You'd think she'd at least realize something is off. And if you find Mokou, kill her for me. I hear chicken is nice this time of year.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she throws Ikebu a slip of paper with an address on it* Close by.

Ikebu_Kuro

Ok. *walks to the apartment*

Ikebu_Kuro

OOC:Also Aergia and Hisato's fight just devolved into a rap battle

Sakuya_Izayoi

Do I look like I have the time to bother with such a pointless request ?

Kaguya_Houraisan

Yes. *Grins at Sakuya* you can stop time, and it's not like it'll take much work. Just stab her in the neck a few times and you've got a meal already cooked.

Rom_Dolos

Oh, by the way, how is the situation with Naho?

Tsugumi-Chan

.........meow......

FemBFMF04

Well, apparently wolf took her and they went to another universe.

Ikebu_Kuro

*comes back* Looks nice

Gin

*Gin enters.* Hey guys. Rom, Bona. Nice show.

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey Gin

FemBFMF04

Thanks Gin.

Sakuya_Izayoi

You're one to talk. You're immortal. do it yourself. * she goes back to cleaning*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she boops Gin before sitting back down*

Ikebu_Kuro

*puts lance away and sits at a booth*

FemBFMF04

*pets yang some more*

Rom_Dolos

Hey, Gin. Thanks... I guess.

Tsugumi-Chan

......meow~

Kaguya_Houraisan

Hmm... Fair enough. *Gets up and walks over to the front door* I'm bored, so I'm leaving. See you later, Sakuya. *Opens the door and flys back to Eientei*

Ikebu_Kuro

*pets Yang*

Sakuya_Izayoi

Sure. * she goes back to cleaning*

Gin

*Gin sits down.* So. Did I miss anything?

Ikebu_Kuro

Im not explaining what happened again

Tsugumi-Chan

.....meeow~

Ikebu_Kuro

*purr*

Hisato

*Walks in* Hey!

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey Hisa

Aergia

*Aergia walks in...* That was boring as hell. Well at least I got to punch him.

Tsugumi-Chan

Hi, Aeri. Hey, Hisa.

Jormungand

A green haired girl with a snake tail walks into the cafe. She holds the tail in her mouth all the time, and plops into a booth. "Hello." She sounds half-asleep.

Hisato

This rap battle was bad....

Gin

Rap battle? Seriously, what did I miss?

Aergia

It wasn't a rap battle dumbass.

Ikebu_Kuro

*runs to the apartment to calm down and comes back*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she waves at the new girl* Hello.

Unit_Spectre

*he walks in* Hey guys. *sees Jormungand* Hello there.

Laharl

*Laharl walks in* New law: any name that's longer than 3 syllables is illegal!

Ikebu_Kuro

Im back

Gin

Well, my name is fine then *Sam leans back in his booth*

Aergia

Did anyone hear that? It sounded like a kid who thinks he's a king.

Rom_Dolos

*Rom takes out his laptop and wipes the blood off his cheek* There are quite a bit of things you missed, Gin. First, Naho started throwing frying pans and chainsaws everywhere and went crazy for a while...

Jormungand

"There's a lot of people here..." The girl looks around, shy by the amount of people.

Ikebu_Kuro

Dont be shy *looks over at the new girl*

FemBFMF04

*goes to a booth and falls asleep*

Gin

Why? Actually, it's Naho. I shouldn't ask.

Laharl

*Laharl scoffs at Aergia's remark* And, why can't I be king? I' cleaely the most powerful. And everyone here is to cowardise to fight me. The way I see it, they're basically just giving up!

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at Laharl* Uhh, that doesn't sound too fair...

Tsugumi-Chan

Th-The name thing, I mean...

Ikebu_Kuro

*practices with new weapon outside*

Aergia

Does anyone else hear a dumb kid whining?

Sakuya_Izayoi

* A two knives suddenly fly towards laharl's eyes* * she keeps on cleaning*

Jormungand

She backs away into the corner of her booth, giving a glare at Ikebu. "I don't like being stared at..."

Migrant

I hear almost nothing but whining kids most of the time, Aergia.

Ikebu_Kuro

Oh sorry

Laharl

*Laharl glares at Aergia as he eyes light on fire* What'd you call me!? Do you wanna die now!? *Laharl begins charging demomic energy in the palm of his hand*

Sakuya_Izayoi

* she walks to him and stabs his hand, looking at him straight in the eyes* No fighting inside.

Migrant

Ahem. *points to a recently-installed sign over the door* https://images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/zonic505/e72719d5206cf3edad5ce7b77a31c5f4.jpg

Gin

But that's exactly what your doing.

Aergia

I think it's whining some more. But glad someone else hears it.

Laharl

*Laharl's hand heals up quickly due to being a demon* Say's who!? I'm the overlord! I'll tear this place to the ground if I want!

Ikebu_Kuro

*wall jumps, shoots a buckshot at the floor and when it turns back to a lance I throw it at Laharl*

Hisato

No you don't....

Migrant

Yeah, problem with that. None of us regard you as overlord, and as such, you have no power over us. Cognition, eh?

Tsugumi-Chan

*she sighs, putting a hand on Laharl's shoulder* Please, don't....

Sakuya_Izayoi

Oh, my kind sir, you're quite mistaken. * countless knives appear, surrounding laharl.* I'm simply cleaning the place up. * the sphere of knives suddenly gets in motion, flying at super sonic speeds at him, giving him a good two or three thousand extra anuses. *

Aergia

Is that whining kid still saying he's a king? Man he needs his parents.

Laharl

I'll fucking destroy all of you! *The energy radiates with heat and grow massive, reaching to the ceilong itself. The strike Laharl's charging will probably destroy LeBlanc*

Gin

If you say so...

Hisato

Nice special effects!

Jormungand

She grabs ahold of a beach ball. Where'd she get that? "This place is terrifying..."

Ikebu_Kuro

Did it workM

Sakuya_Izayoi

( nice job ignoring me bruh)

Aergia

Who put on the light show? It's not my birthday yet guys.

Laharl

This is an attack stronger than SS damage! Beyond Tera Fire, itttttt's... Hyper Dimension Laharl Godmod Fire Blast! *Laharl godmods and summons a massive fire strike that causes an explosions and turns LeBlanc to rubble*

Laharl

(@Sakuya_Izayoi. I know, right?)

Hisato

Where is the cameras?

Ikebu_Kuro

*checks the picture* still nothing

Sakuya_Izayoi

* she yawns at the little torch the kid is waving around* I'll just go back to seriously cleaning

Aergia

Impressive lights. Well I'm gonna get some food in the kitchen that isn't destroyed or anything. Anyone want anything?

Gin

*Gin snaps his fingers and Leblanc fixes itself* There's a reason Sam implemented a self repair device into Leblanc.

Laharl

*Laharl literally destroys the universe out of spite.*

Sakuya_Izayoi

If you'd be so kind as to prepare a poellee of vegetables with a beef carpaccio.

Sakuya_Izayoi

* she looks at the child randomly rolling around crying.* children these days...

Tsugumi-Chan

.... *she offers Laharl a cup of coffee* It's edgy black, the way you like it..

Aergia

Oooo. Adventurous this one.

Ikebu_Kuro

*falls asleep*

Laharl

OOC: Okay, i'm worried if I keep using Laharl for gags like this people won't take the character seriously.

Hisato

*Pats Laharl's head* Where do you get these effects?

Jormungand

"..... Scary...." The snek girl sleepily walks out of the cafe, to who knows where... and that beach ball's gone.

Aergia

OOC: Oh I haven't been taking you seriously at all IC: *She sets down what Sakuya ordered... I can't be bothered to remember names.*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she sighs, mixing different types of dust together*

Laharl

OOC: Oh, thanks for the encouragement

Migrant

OOC: I stopped taking you seriously... eh.... you can guess about how long ago.

Ikebu_Kuro

*grabs the lance and reloads just in case*

Sakuya_Izayoi

I'm impressed young girl. I didn't expect you to be able to actually cook it. Let's see if the taste is there as well. * she takes her time eating and savoring the meal*

Laharl

OOC: Oh, but here's a little teaser, i'm actually gonna put some death into the plot arc i'm making.

Aergia

Um... I'm like thousands of years old ya know.

Tsugumi-Chan

*she drops some ice dust, a small cluster of ice spikes appearing* Oops. My bad.. *she starts trying to clean up the ice...*

Ikebu_Kuro

*Cooks curry*

Sakuya_Izayoi

So? You don't want me to reveal my true age do you? It's quite impolite to ask such questions.

Migrant

OOC: Death, wow, so edgy. Not like every plot hasn't already done that.

Sakuya_Izayoi

* one of the sakuyas comes in with a blow torch, burning the ice down while another one womes in with woodworking tools to repair the table*

Tsugumi-Chan

....wow, that's convenient.

Aergia

No no you can keep that to yourself if you want. I was just saying.

Ikebu_Kuro

*serves Curry* Enjoy

Laharl

OOC: I know, right? *Laharl teleports behind Yu*

Aergia

OOC: You do know that was sarcasm right?

Ikebu_Kuro

Hisato, you still there?

Laharl

OOC: My line was also sarcastic, you know?

Tsugumi-Chan

*she offers a cup of coffee to Laharl* ....edgy black coffee?

Aergia

OOC: Why do I get the feeling you're just saying that to cover up your mistake?

Hisato

Still here.

Laharl

*Laharl shrugs and takes the coffee. He breaks the mug and just pours the coffee directly into his mouth.*

Laharl

OOC: I don't see a mistake present.

Tsugumi-Chan

...okay, looks like I'll have to place an order for new coffee mugs... *she pulls out her scroll*

Ikebu_Kuro

Alright *texts him "Time to be smug"*

Aergia

Is that whining kid still here? Sounds like he broke something expensive.

Sakuya_Izayoi

* one of the sakuyas picks up the broken coffee mug pieces. the next thing you know, it's whole again. well, it's glued up anyway*

Tsugumi-Chan

....Miss Sakuya, I don't think I can tell you how cool you really are.

Hisato

*Texts* Why?

Ikebu_Kuro

*texts "I need something to cheer me up*

Ikebu_Kuro

*walks outside*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she looks at her robo-arm, moving it a little bit* This thing feels off... Maybe I should get Jimmy to make me a more durable one...

Ikebu_Kuro

*texts "Come outside and tell me what you were gonna say earlier"*

Ikebu_Kuro

*waiting*

Hisato

*Walks outside*

Tsugumi-Chan

*her scroll starts ringing. She answers* Hello? Oh, hey Yatsuhashi. ....what? Okay, I'm on my way.... *she hangs up* Wish I could Yang around for a bit longer, but one of my hunter friends need my help. See you real quick! *she runs out*

Ikebu_Kuro

Hey, so if you had some stuff to say when i was checking the attic earlier, say it. I need a good laugh

Hisato

I didn't.

Ikebu_Kuro

... really? No innuendos?

Hisato

Not really...

Unit_Spectre

*he walks in his chitinous armor with his arms covered in black coarse and glowing red flesh with razor sharp tridents* Hellooo.

Ikebu_Kuro

make some up on the fly

Tsugumi-Chan

*she's running down the street, a giant two-headed snake slithering after her* KING TAIJITSU, KING TAIJITSU!! *aaaand she's still running...*

Hisato

Get some girls and i will.

Ikebu_Kuro

Wasnt that enough for an innuenendo?

Unit_Spectre

One moment. *his trident hands morphs into whips and lashes out at the snake into submission*

Hisato

Not at all.

Ikebu_Kuro

Really? Nothing? Even when you looked smug

Hisato

Just visit Novigrad and you cheer up.... *Smug grin*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she's in one of the head's mouths, trying to stop the snake from eating her whole* I am not that tasty, I'll have you know!!

Ikebu_Kuro

Dude, lemme try an innuendo

Hisato

Try it.

Unit_Spectre

Great... *he runs at the snake and crushes on of it's head with his hardened chitin covered fists*

Tsugumi-Chan

*she falls out of the snake's mouth, then proceeds to beat the other head into submission*

Ikebu_Kuro

"It was almost a double shot"

Hisato

I don't get it....

Ikebu_Kuro

Sniper rifle