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Hisato
Hm?
Ikebu_Kuro
Her weapon also a sniper rifle
Tsugumi-Chan
*she re-enters LeBlanc, the King Taijitsu threat now taken care of* Could've went better..
Hisato
Uh okay....
Unit_Spectre
*he walks in* Why is there a Grimm here?
Tsugumi-Chan
No clue, Spec...
FemBFMF04
*wakes up*
Ikebu_Kuro
You'll get eventually, Hisa
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Ikebu* What're you guys talking about?
Jormungand
The girl peeks into LeBlanc. "Is everything alright now...?" She seems scared to enter again.
Hisato
Sure....
Hisato
*Walks back inside* Girls as always...
Ikebu_Kuro
Yep
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at the girl, nodding* All clear.
Jormungand
"If you say so.." She sleepily walks back in her booth, still holding her tail in her mouth. "So... who are all you?"
Hisato
A boring guy...
Ikebu_Kuro
A person
Unit_Spectre
Winslow Accord Agent.
Dahlia
*yawns* hey guys, what did i miss?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at the girl* I'm Yang. Yang Xiao Long, a Huntress of Remnant. Nice to meet you!
Flonnezilla
Hey! some Covfefe?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at Dahlia* Hi, Dahlia. Have a good sleep? *she gets Flonnezilla a cup of coffee* Here's your covfefe.
Dahlia
Urgh... i just feel dizzy...
Jormungand
"Oh.... I'm something..." She pulls out a card and places it on the table. It just says 'Jormungand'. "You can call me Jormu too..."
Ikebu_Kuro
Ok Jormu
Laharl
*Laharl expresses shock at Flonnezilla's sudden arrival* W-what are you doing here?
Flonnezilla
Hey! this is some good covfefe!
Flonnezilla
Nothings going on Laharl, I am only everywhere yet nowhere at the same time
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks between Laharl and Flonne* Huh? You know each other, my liege?
Dahlia
Hello jormu... im dahlia... nice ta meecha.
FemBFMF04
*notices Jormungand* Oh, hi! I'm Bona, nice to meet you!
Hisato
*Pours some coffee*
Flonnezilla
Hey! Dahlia!
Laharl
Whatever. All I care about right now is getting these people to acceot me as the new overlord!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she seems confused....*
Hisato
Hey Bona, what about that palace?
Dahlia
*notices flonne* oh hey there... *yawn* ugh, so tired... this is what i get for oversleeping...
Unit_Spectre
... yeah am i going to accept that who set up a bear trap and it chomped off my leg? Hahaha... fuck no...
Ignis_Dominus
*Ignis walks into the cafe with glasses on and a book in hand.* ...
Ikebu_Kuro
And I just got a message..?
Flonnezilla
Hey! be sure to get your fucking sleep and drink Covfefe! don't want to be tired do you?
Hisato
From who?
Dahlia
I know... im just havin trouble sleepin, as all... ugh. *collapses*
Isaac
*Walks in but slowly starts to turn back* Fuck this...
Ignis_Dominus
*Iggy looks up from his book.* Oh dear...
Tsugumi-Chan
..... *she boops Isaac* Where're ya goin'?
Unit_Spectre
*he assist Dahila and puts her on a booth seat* Hey Issac.
Jormungand
".... I'll go back to the pool..." Jormu walks out of the cafe, and splash of water heard from... somewhere?
Ikebu_Kuro
Lemme check
Isaac
Hey...
Laharl
Flonne, you seem to be swearing a lot, now. Have you finally gotten in touch with your inner demon, perhaps?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles at Isaac* Hello~ *she boops him again*
The_Twins
*The twins are hanging upside down from Sam's booth. How and when they go there is a mystery,* Both: Yo.
Ignis_Dominus
Fantastic... the child is here...
Flonnezilla
who knows! have you gotten in touch with your fucking cossdressing phase Laharl?
Isaac
*Looks at the door*
Ikebu_Kuro
Just who i expected
Tsugumi-Chan
*she shrugs at Isaac* Y'know, I ain't stopping ya.
The_Twins
Both: We said "Yo"
Isaac
*Mumbles* Why is she always here....
Tsugumi-Chan
*she waves at the twins* Yo.
Laharl
...
Flonnezilla
Hey! twins!
FemBFMF04
*whispers to yang* Yang, I got a plan to get nahos memories back.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Laharl* You okay, my liege?
The_Twins
Both: Yay! Recognition! *The twins are still hanging upside down from Sam's booth.*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she sighs, whispering to Bona* What do you have in mind this time...?
Ignis_Dominus
Oh, hello there Yang.
Tsugumi-Chan
Hey, Iggy.
Chihomi
*Chiho runs and dives into the booth, hitting a wall.* ....Ow.
Flonnezilla
*Joins in* Hey! plans? can I join in?
Laharl
You speak about that to anyone and I will personally end you, "love freak".
Isaac
*Walks out with a bored look on his face*
Ignis_Dominus
I see you have your hands tied right now...
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Laharl, confused* .......???
Hisato
Ikebu what's in the message?
Ikebu_Kuro
*drinks soda*
Ikebu_Kuro
It just says hi with a picture
FemBFMF04
*passes out suddenly*
Flonnezilla
http://imgur.com/KHdQMvQ Here he is! Adorable right?
Hisato
From who?
Laharl
*Laharl pulls out a gun and shoots Flonne in the leg*
Flonnezilla
FUCK IS ANYONE A DOCTOR
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at the picture, then at Laharl, then at the picture, then back at Laharl* ......wow. That's, uhh.... I dunno how to react to that....
Hisato
*Fixes her leg*
Laharl
Your speciality is fucking healing magic, you idiot!
Bartz
( this is some great flonning here. )
Ignis_Dominus
*Iggy sighs* Chaos as usual here...
Ikebu_Kuro
Well. I'll consider it a coincidence
Dahlia
*groans* imma medic... *...before passing out again*
Hisato
But from who Ikebu?
Flonnezilla
Well I need to save my SP for when I fucking obliterate you for this Laharl!
Laharl
Obliterate me!? You started it!
Ikebu_Kuro
Its Ruby
Hisato
Lucky....
Bartz
( You got me sold flonne. if you need help feel free to call on me. or any of my touhou alts)
Tsugumi-Chan
*she sighs, going into the bathroom*
oh-no
Oh-No, the female looking Akira stares at what goes on from the door of LeBlanc, obviously drinking beer. "Good shit."
The_Twins
Braza: Everyone's dying. Irona: And upside down Both: This is fun.
Ikebu_Kuro
... lucky?
Hisato
Well i forgot to mention, i can't help you for 2 or 3 days....
Ikebu_Kuro
Why?
Hisato
I'll go on a vacation! *Smiles*
Ikebu_Kuro
Oh high five
Bartz
( it better be to that amusement park for which I gave you free tickets. I'll be pissed if you don't use them)
Hisato
OOC: It's real life vacation.
Bartz
( oh, well then you lucky bastard. enjoy it though. if you happen to be in europe, I may treat you to some good chocolate. don't expect too much from though -w- )
Ikebu_Kuro
OOC: oh cool
Hisato
OOC: Well it's in europe :D
Bartz
( it better be belgium, or I'm sending meiling back in for more gender shenanigans)
Hisato
OOC: Slovakia.
Bartz
( fuck. guess it's time to bring the dingus back in)
Tsugumi-Chan
*she emerges from the bathroom, now in.....a maid outfit with bunny ears on her head...* ...is the shenanigans over with yet...?
Ikebu_Kuro
Yeah
Hisato
M-Maid outfit?
Ikebu_Kuro
*blushing*
Bartz
( the fuck, why does she make you blush but an actual real maid doesn't? you guys are lameo! )
Tsugumi-Chan
What, is there something wrong with it?
Hisato
OOC: I wasn't blushing.
Ikebu_Kuro
Ummm... *looks away*
Hisato
No just reminds of me.. Never mind!
Hisato
*Pours some coffee*
Hisato
*Reminds me of*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smirks at Hisato* Oh? That girl you walked home?
Hisato
*Facepalms* Thank you for reminding everyone....
Ikebu_Kuro
Oh right her
Hisato
How do you know of it Ikebu?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she laughs* Aw, don't worry. I don't think Ikebu knows, at least.
Ikebu_Kuro
Of Sakuya? She taught me how to use knives
Tsugumi-Chan
Or he might, never mind....
Hisato
No not her...
Tsugumi-Chan
.....okay, he doesn't know, I think.....
Ikebu_Kuro
Oh.
Bartz
( finally someone mentions sakuya. this blondie here is clearly a bad ripoff! Damn breasted girls! I'll sue! )
Hisato
What do you mean "Oh'
Ikebu_Kuro
Nothing just ou
Hisato
Sadly Yang knows everything....
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods* And you can never escape it~
Ikebu_Kuro
But why the maid outfit *still looking away blushing*
Hisato
I still have your moaning...
John_Cena
(Head appears once more through a Rift.) Are you sure she knows everything? One cannot fathom the depths of human understanding, yet, to say there is a chance someone knows all then they are but a fool. For true knowledge isn't gained from merely knowing, but by feeling. (The man looks confused.) I think I just had a stroke.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at the man, confused* I'm concerned for you...
John_Cena
Me too. Can I get a coffee? (Rifts over to the counter and an arm appears through an alternate Rift.)
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods, pouring a cup of coffee for the guy* Here you are, sir.
The_Twins
Both: A floating head. Sweet.
Flonnezilla
Hey! may I have more covfefe?
Hisato
*Looks at the maid outfit* .....
Ikebu_Kuro
*Looks at her outifit for a second*
John_Cena
(The arm reaches for the cup and grabs it. He looks towards the girls and nods.) Mondo cool, am I right? (He raises the cup to his mouth and starts downing his coffee, pinky out though, he isn't a savage.)
The_Twins
OOC: Covfefe. Now that's old.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods at Flonne, pouring her another cup of coffee* Here you are~
Flonnezilla
who asked how old the joke was I need my damn coffee
Hisato
*Punches Ikebu* Your nose is bleeding...
The_Twins
*The twins stop hanging upside down and sit down like a normal person* Braza: Woah Irona: Dizzy
Ikebu_Kuro
Then why the punch?
John_Cena
(He finishes his coffee and places the cup down. A sudden Rift opens and drops the cash required onto the counter as he retracts his arm.) Thank you. I should be off. (He pulls back his head and the Rifts close.)
Hisato
No reason.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Ikebu and Hisa* Ikebu, your nose...
Ikebu_Kuro
Is the joke on me if she doesnt respond?
Ikebu_Kuro
*covers up nose*
Ignis_Dominus
Hm? *Iggy looks up from his book again* Did I miss something?
Hisato
Just don't go to Novigrad. You get a lot of nose bleeding there.
Tsugumi-Chan
Not really, Iggy! *she pours a couple of glasses of milk, offering them to the twins* Milk, kids?
Ikebu_Kuro
Got that noted
Ignis_Dominus
.... Besides your sudden change of clothes...
Hisato
You know why?
Ikebu_Kuro
The women?
Tsugumi-Chan
Again, you didn't miss much, Iggy.
Hisato
Yeah the tavern has w-....
Ikebu_Kuro
What?
Ignis_Dominus
Well then...
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's fixing her corset....* Stupid thing is on too tight...
Hisato
*Whispers to Ikebu* The tavern has whores....
Ikebu_Kuro
*looks back at her*
Ignis_Dominus
Perhaps you shouldn't wear it then...
Hisato
I managed to say it phew....
Ikebu_Kuro
*blushes even more*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she seems comfortable now...* Nah, it's fine now, Iggy.
Hisato
*Slaps Ikebu* Enjoying the view?
Ignis_Dominus
If you think it is... *Iggy shuts his book and takes off his glasses*
Ikebu_Kuro
*gives him a smug look*
The_Twins
*The twins are humming something to themselves*
Hisato
Maid outfit... Ah why did i tell?!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she's cleaning the countertop* Whatcha talking about, boys?
Hisato
Just Novigrad horses!
Ikebu_Kuro
Umm nothin
Ignis_Dominus
I believe it had something to do with your clothing.
The_Twins
Both: Bet there being pervy.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she flattens out her skirt* Oh really, now?
Ikebu_Kuro
*blushes*
Hisato
N-No!
Tsugumi-Chan
*she snickers at Hisa and Ikebu, pouring herself a cup of coffee*
Hisato
*Takes a sip from his coffee* It's cold....
Ikebu_Kuro
*looks down blushing*
Misogi_Kumagawa
http://orig13.deviantart.net/bc2a/f/2017/059/b/f/to_all_the_papyton_shippers_by_hakike__guro-db0ochf.png
Tsugumi-Chan
You two are such dorks, y'know?
Misogi_Kumagawa
The thot patrol is watching you.
Rom_Dolos
*Enters again, less bruised than before, with a band aid on his cheek. He goes to sit at a booth and takes out his laptop*
Hisato
Me, never!
Ikebu_Kuro
Who are you callin a dork?
Tsugumi-Chan
Heya, Rom. Looking better. *she looks at Ikebu and Hisato* Again, you two are dorks. It's adorkable.
The_Twins
Braza: hey look Irona: Spear guy Both: Awesome show earlier.
Misogi_Kumagawa
Well I'll just go back to where I come from*he leaves, but his watchful eyes never leave you*
Hisato
Well the skirt is ado- *Slaps himself* Don't give in!
Ikebu_Kuro
*chuckles a bit* hey
Tsugumi-Chan
That sounded like it hurt, Hisa... Need a band-aid?
Hisato
Yeah...
Rom_Dolos
You saw too, twins?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she puts a band-aid on Hisa's cheek* There you go~
Hisato
Thanks...
Tsugumi-Chan
*she smiles, booping Hisa* You're welcome~
The_Twins
Braza: Yup Irona: From the top viewing gallery thing.
Hisato
*Takes a sip* .....
Ikebu_Kuro
*grabs coffee and takes a sip*
Rom_Dolos
I should have known people would watch the arena.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she takes a sip of her coffee*
Hisato
*Looks at Yang* You are my weakness....
Ikebu_Kuro
Same
Hisato
Every girl is your weakness....
Ikebu_Kuro
Wrong
The_Twins
Braza: We tend to watch Irona: Especially if Sam's involved Both: It's cathartic to see him get beaten up.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she snickers* I'll take that as a compliment, Hisa. And Hisa's right, Ikebu.
Ikebu_Kuro
how is every girl my weakness?
HibkiKuze
*Hibki wakes up* Ugh, morning! What's been happening during my nap?
Tsugumi-Chan
Mornin', Hib. Not much has been going on.
Hisato
You are a girl maniac *Bursts out of laughing*
Ikebu_Kuro
Im gonna take that as a joke
Ignis_Dominus
Sadly it's true. You seem to act strangely around anyone of the female gender.
Ikebu_Kuro
Not every girl
HibkiKuze
Well, at least it's quiet today.
Hisato
I'm only strange around Yang, but you....
Ikebu_Kuro
Look, i dont go crazy over every girl i see
Hisato
Well you want to date one, without getting know her....
Ignis_Dominus
Everyone seems to think otherwise...
The_Twins
Both: Hey bunny guy.
Tsugumi-Chan
Pfft, sure....
Ikebu_Kuro
... good point
Hisato
For example Yang mentioned Coco, and you already wanted to date...
Tsugumi-Chan
Hisato, one. Ikebu, zero. *she fixes her bunny ear headband*
Hisato
So i have proof...
Ikebu_Kuro
I get it! im love obssessed
FemBFMF04
*wakes up*
Ignis_Dominus
I'm not one to give advice on something like this. But as many say... "Chill bro".
HibkiKuze
Morning Bona! How'd you sleep?
FemBFMF04
Pretty good, Nya. *her cat ears twitch*
The_Twins
*The twins place their heads against the table* Both: Completely ignored. meh.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she pats the twins' heads*
Ikebu_Kuro
*pulls out the blank picture*
FemBFMF04
*whispers to yang* Anyways, as I was saying....
Hisato
I don't think the picture will help....
The_Twins
*The twins smile* Both: Yay.
Ikebu_Kuro
But you cant say it didnt help turn me into who i am
Ignis_Dominus
Yang, I've been meaning to ask... what exactly is the process behind you... finding a mate for me...?
Tsugumi-Chan
"Finding a mate." Nice way of putting it, Iggy. I've been looking though some records of Remnant's women to see who'd be a good match for you.... So far I've found no one. *she whispers to Bona* Yeah?
Dahlia
*yawn* ugh... what happened?
Ikebu_Kuro
*sips coffee*
Ikebu_Kuro
... yeah its a scam
Ignis_Dominus
That's.... disappointing to hear...
The_Twins
Both: Hiiiiiiii miss Dahlia.
Hisato
*Takes a sip* .....
Ikebu_Kuro
*burns picture*
Dahlia
Hey you two... whazzup?
FemBFMF04
*whispers back* If we can get naho to have a persona, it should bring her memories back and make sure they aren't gone again!
FemBFMF04
Hi dahlia!
HibkiKuze
If anyone's serving I'll have some steak, well done, and water. How's everyone been doing? I've kinda been asleep for a few days.
The_Twins
Braza: Funny guy who is now a girl, what are you talking about? Irona: We cool, Miss Dahlia homie.
FemBFMF04
Yeah, you have. *snaps her fingers and hibkis order is in front of him*
FemBFMF04
Oh, nothing.
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods at Iggy* Yeah... *she whispers to Bona* That sounds like it might just work.... *she waves to Dahlia* Hi, Dahl!
Ikebu_Kuro
Im so stupid for thinking that picture would help
Hisato
It was a scam...
Dahlia
Yup. *puts on shades* vive la france, my homies! *snickers to herself* i cant believe i just did that... *chuckles*
Rom_Dolos
Hi, Dahlia!
The_Twins
*The twins laugh at Dahlia's attempts to be kool kid*
Ikebu_Kuro
i'll settle things with the fortune teller tomorrow
Ikebu_Kuro
But now...
Ignis_Dominus
Well... it doesn't have to be someone from your world...
-Reaper-
*Enters*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she nods at Ignis* True.... Gah, that's gonna be harder.....
FemBFMF04
Hi reap! Haven't seen you in forever!
Ignis_Dominus
It seems we'll have to... meet people in public...
-Reaper-
Just woke up and i won't be here for long....
Ikebu_Kuro
*smirking*
-Reaper-
Just woke up and i won't be here for long....
Tsugumi-Chan
*nods at Ignis* Yeah...
Ignis_Dominus
Well... no time like the present I suppose.
Ikebu_Kuro
... i dont know what to do now...
The_Twins
Both: Hi spooky guy.
Ikebu_Kuro
*sips coffee*
Rom_Dolos
R-Reaper... It's been a while!
-Reaper-
*Looks at Bona* Where is she?
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Reaper* Oh, hey, Reaps.
-Reaper-
Yeah it has been...
Ikebu_Kuro
*looks at her skirt*
-Reaper-
Hey Yang..
Ignis_Dominus
Hm? *Iggy looks over to Reaper* You.... remind me of someone...
-Reaper-
If you guys see Dahlia give her this letter *Puts on a goodbye letter on the counter* Goodbye *walks out*
Tsugumi-Chan
*she looks at Ikebu* Whaddaya lookin' at?
Rom_Dolos
*Looks at the letter and mumbles* Wait a sec...
Ignis_Dominus
... What was I saying?