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*Chiho waves and smiles at Bona.* Heya! Wait, weren't you always a guy..? *She wasn't actually texting... and instead was playing a rhythm game. Game over for Chiho.* Fuck... I got distracted again.
*watches an anime*
Oh, sorry if I made you lose....
Nah, it's fine. *She plays once again, the tune of Triple Baka filling the cafe. Sounds a little annoying.*
Both 9mumbling): Rather break something...
You two have phones?
*drinks soda*
Both: Nope. Broke them.
Oh... Well, that's okay for now. *Rom takes out one smaller phone and Shiro's phone they let him keep* These will do for now... Let me just... *Rom pairs the phones up as the holographic controller parts appear on them and lends them to the twins as the character selection screen appears* Here you go...
*looking outside*
Both: Nyeh? What's this?
If you want, you can kill a bit of boredom... *Rom takes out his laptop as he points at the hologram projecting the game*
Aincrad walks in yawning and sits at the counter. "Morning people, what's up?"
Both: Then we'll end you. In game. *The twins play, one hand on the controller each.*
Huh? *Chiho turns of her phone and waves at Ain.* Heya Circus Man!
OOC: I'll say it again. PHONE BATTERY SUUUUUUUUUUCKS
*points at the computer* Working...
He turns to Chiho and waves back walking over. "Heya Chiho. Though I will have to fix this whole circus man thing."
Hey AiN
*Waves at Aincrad while typing on his computer* Hey, Aincrad...
"What's up you two? Just relaxing Ibeku? And watcha working on Rom?"
(Whatcha*)
Yep, just relaxing
Y'know the usual network stuff...
*she's still watching anime.... She doesn't seem to hear anyone else due to her headphones*
He chuckles. "You'll have to let me in on your work someday Rom, and good to hear Ikebu. We all could use some down days." He then walks over and taps Yang's shoulder. "Helllooooo?"
Heh... One day. *Continues typing*
"That better be a promise Rom. I want to know."
Sure, it's a promise! *Rom grins at Aincrad before continuing to type once more*
*thinking*
*whistles*
*The twins finish their game* Both: Bored again.
*she seems too invested in her show....*
"Wow it really is dead today huh?"
"Damn. Alright gimme a second. Gonna extract Yang from her anime." He goes behind the counter and makes a strawberry sunrise and holds it in between Yang and the screen.
[thinking:what happened to Blake?]
*she looks at the drink, then as Ain. She pauses her show and removes her headphones* Oh, didn't see you there.
*at, not as
He chuckles. "Called it. Ladies and gents, the power of drinks." He bows to everyone else in the room then turns back to Yang. "Want to do something? Everyone's bored and it's a slow ass day."
*she sighs* It is a slow day... But I dunno what to do.
"Well there's truth or dare, whatever the hell spin the bottle is, we could try to throw a sitcom like tv show, god knows how many monsters there are outside that are fun beating up, any card game, etc."
*she looks back at her show* .......
*Tapping the counter*
He sighs. "Or that." He thought crosses his mind and he walks over to the counter. "Or I could turn on the disco lights and fog and we can turn this into a makeshift club."
*The twins pull out some cards.* Both: We vote kill things.
I dunno about that last one, Shiza might get mad at us... *Rom taps his phone loading a soundbyte of a laugh track, and he taps it again as the hologram disappears and puts the two phones back into his bag*
OOC: To Aincrad
*she sighs, stretching* I dunno!
Im just lost in my own thought
Aincrad turns to the twins. "I vote not kill. I said beat up. That's all."
*Ignis walks in and sighs...* Another day... more madness...
Hey Ignis
Both: Aww
Greetings. I won't be here long... I just need some tea.
*serves Ignis tea*
*Wanders in* Arg... I just can't seem to find that letter I had....
He sighs. "What is it about killing with you two?" He says looking at ze twins.
Thanks you... *Iggy sips a bit and looks at Migrant.* Hello there... Migrant right?
*reads a novel*
*...she's been re-absorbed into her anime....*
Hm? Yeah, what's the matter?
Nothing, just making sure I remembered your name.
*puts book away*
*The twins shrug* Braza: We get the urge to murder things sometimes Irona: Blame our other selves Both: Though they link our minds together. Pros and cons.
*Laughs a bit at that one and leans forward, tapping her head.* Got it memorized?
[Still thinking the same thing]
Hopefully... *He sips his tea again* Today might be the most... either exciting or disappointing day here...
Oh? Why so? It's been oddly quiet, which I guess is a two-edged sword. On the one side I'm thinking more about my.... origins.
[Thinking: Seriously what happened to her!?]
.... Well... it's not easy to say but... when a man and woman love each other very much...
No! Not like that! I mean like where I come from.... I'd gotten this letter about learning the truth but I can't remember what it told me to do. I think I lost it when I was fighting Yu.
"Eh alright just try not to kill. I'm not that big a fan of death."
Strange... that is a question I can't answer unfortunately...
*Drinking Soda*
Yeah and the darn bunker is locked. The only way to get in is probably using another world as a tunnel.
*goes out to hunt monsters*
Both: You're so boring, hat guy.
"OI! Me boring?! Never!" He grins at the twins. "I just value life too much."
*Comes back moderately injured*
Hey guys *coughs up blood* guess i was too reckless
Are you okay? *walks up to Ikebu* What did you fight?
Both: Well, it's not like we'd be killing you (mumbling): unless we wanted too.
Fought some minotaurs and Leviathans
Is anyone gonna heal me?
I... don't have any healing skills... Wait, actually... *Rom starts scrolling on his phone quickly*
Used Salvation on Ikebu. "I hope not. I'm kinda really nice and friendly."
*Rom stops scrolling* Nevermind...
Hm? Oh... my mind drifted a bit...
Thanks Ain
*sits at a booth*
Hmm.... I wonder.... I should get Yuki and Aigis to help me if I try to do that, though. Something might go wrong...
Both: We're sure about that, hat guy.
Hm? Do what?
*taps Yang's shoulder* hello?
*wakes up from alcohol induced faint*
*goes back to sleep*
"Yay! Glad to hear twins! Anyways I have to go, see y'all." With that he leaves.
*Wakes up* Huh?
*shivers in sleep*
Hey Minato
*cocks gun in sleep*
Well... I should be on my way. *Iggy sets down his cup of tea* Good day to you all.
*drinks whiskey in sleep*
*The twins play solitaire* Both: 3 months
*places down an ace*
*in sleep*
*prankd*
I was gonna ask Yang about Blake but she isnt here...
I'm gonna leave, until we meet another day, guys. *Opens the door to Leblanc, then walks outside*
Welp, I've gotta go too. See ya! *Exits*
*snaps out of a weird trance he had*
*she wakes up..... Looks like she dozed off*
*The twins scratch the small gemini marks on their cheeks* Both: Game over. Bored again.
Ooc: in reality I was playing sonic mania. Beat the game ^u^
Oh hey Yang
Honestly Scrims, I question your intelligence. You do nothing but post complete trash tier posts, not even worthy of being called shitposts, just for the attention. You are either the co-worker that gets picked up with a red stapler, or you are that child that was abused so badly that you have to come onto an anonymous forum, and do everything you can for attention. You try to pull our attention becuase it's the only thing you manage to do successfully in life, as you seem to not be capable of much else, and considering the fact you have two accounts to post with, tells me that you have such a high level of ADHD, you probably forget you are taking a piss midway through. Your low quality posting also tells me that your intellectual though process is so goddamn low, that you unironically think that my "non-existent" testicles actually sprout from above my heel, ignoring the fact that the bone in my ankle is not actually for reproductive means. The only joy you probably have in your life right now is some people acknowledging your trash tier posting, and your false ego gets inflated every tie a poster ignorantly claims that you are a god tier shitposter, without actually knowing what god tier shit posting was. Come back to me later when both of your testicles drop, you have a few more years on you, and you experience the world outside of the basement you dwell in. Soon you will learn that mother's hotpocks (assuming you even know what the love of a mother even is) is not sufficient to survive on, and for the love of god, it's not called a fedora.
*boops Yang* Boop~
O SHIT IT THE COPYPASTE
COPYPASTA* OH NO
.....*boops Ikebu back* Boop~
*......she passes out again....*
*tries to wake her up*
Braza: Hey look Irona: Yang has Naho syndrome *The twins high five*
Yang, wake up
Wake up
*finally wakes up* I'm woke
*A small blue... thing rolls into the cafe, jumping up onto the counter. It instantly falls asleep though...*
......nya.
I'm bored.
OOC: This thread has been quiet.
Oh-No inhales paint and starts screaming.
....is she inhaling paint?
Why would there be a paint bucket in here?
I dont know
Pika, whatchu wanna do?
*Puts on Shemagh and cocks AK)
Oh-No stops screaming, and instead stares at Ikebu. Straight into the darkest pits of his soul. "I can see dead people."
*Runs out into street and starts throwing C4 everywhere* ALLUAH ACKBAR MOTHERFUCKERS IM BORED!
... pika, have fun
"There's a dead body right there." Oh-No points to the corner. There is an actual dead body there, has some sort of pink gay uniform.
*kicks Oh No out*
*runs back into Cafe* Anyone know where I can hide from the counter-terrorists? (Not referencing a previous event or whatever)
Cellar
*a smol flower appears* Howdy, idiots.
Soldier: HANDS DOWN! *Starts cuffing everyone* WHERES THE YELLOW RAT?
Oh-No walks inside once again. Oh-No grabs the body. "There's another one right there." There's a dead body at the stairs of the attic. Oh-No drags the corner body out. "Oh hell no."
*The twins look at flowey in confusion* Both: Weird flower
Soldier: STAND DOWN CIVILIAN! HAVE YOU SEEN A YELLOW RAT!
Twins, can you guys bail me out?
And your looking in the place cops
You're*
Soldier: *Goes upstairs* *Knife unsheathe sound and interrogation*
Oh-No stabs any soldiers in the cafe, somehow appearing once again. "Noot Noot Bitches." Oh-No then carries on with its day by walking out drinking beer.
Both: Sure, weird guy. *The twins start breaking the cuffs with their metal commanding powers*
Thanks, and i heard the rat went downtown
Well it's a good thing I'm a flower! You can't cuff a flower! It's litterally impossible!
*Kills soldier and walks downstairs* K guys i'm back. Turns out they're not soldiers and they work for a secret organization known as Cipher.
Braza (Deep and grizzly): I am Cipher Rage! irona: Or is it from pokemon? Both: They won't take are pokemon pals.
Anyways, how can i pay you two back?
*Pulls out PDA* Yes Ocelot, I know they are developing a weapon to surpass metal gear.
*The twins look at each other in confusion before turning back to Ikebu* Both: What do you mean?
For bailing me out
Both: Ooh... Braza: Well...umm... Irona: That was fun for us so... Both: We don't really wany anything...
*Drops a case with 1 thousand yen*
*The twins shrug* Both: Maybe later, but not right now.
*flowey is still kinda there*
*waters happy sunflower*
... *falls asleep*
YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST STRENGTHENED ME! *evil laughter*
*replaces water with gasoline*
Try anything and I'll fry you alive. *Lights match*
*Tosses sound grenade in the room* *Emits an extremely high frequency sound for 10 seconds straight*
......*a pointy vine starts choking the pikachu, somehow burning out the match*
*Wakes up* ahh
Both: Flower guy's pretty cool
*The blue fluff ball thing has awakened at the sound. It rolls away, saying:* Noot Noot.
*Lights another match and tosses at the pot while at the same time making a sound that sounds like...* ack uhhh oohh akckckck
*turns to the twins* Why thank you! Say, would you like to help me with a.....little project?
*cuddles Potum*
leeck meeek goosacasdfvnoanjocnzxpjvpaehvpahjpkdp[oj
*rolls over the match with the wheels on the pot. Flowey then starts pouring water to wash off the gasoline*
ackkkkkkkkkkkkk
*sigh*
helspppslplpspsp plzzzzzzzzzzz
Fine, I'll spare you for now. *the vine goes back into the ground*
*gasps for breath and then faints*
Both: Project?
*in raspy voice* ppppprrrojeckt? *slumps back into oxygen deprivation mode*
Yeah, a project! It'll be fun! And filled with L. O. V. E!
(tbh I do not like undertale but ima just roll with it)
Both: Love? Bleh.
*wakes up* I agree with the kids. Sounds gay as fuck.
Not just any kind of love, a special kind of love that makes you stronger!
Is this project gonna be an app known as Tinder on Cocaine?
No. It's a project to make everyone de- HAPPY! Yeah, I meant happy.
Braza: "Love making you stronger"? Irona: Sounds Cliche Both: Boring
There is a specific game on steam known as undertale you know? You look pretty similar to the murder flower god in that game.
And yes it does sound boring.
It does sound boring
But I do need an antagonist who wants to kill everything but always "slips" on his words and meant the opposite of what he said.
Where is everybody else?
I think they're on break.
W-what? I'm not him! We're totally different people!
Don't worry! I believe you! *whispers to Ikebu* Yeah, he's him.
*whispers back* yep totally him
*Potum rolls back into LeBlanc, attempting to get onto the counter.*
Both: Tell us your boring love plan, flower guy.
*puts Potun on the counter*
*uses non pointy vines to help Potum get onto the counter* See? Unlike him, I'm nice!
Well, if I use my friendliness pellets and poke people with my vines, it'll make them happy! I wanna do that to everyone here!
*Potum claps happily at the flower and Ikebu. It pulls out a book from its backpack, and starts reading.*
So cute~
Braza: Poke peope, eh? *The twins grin at eachother Irona (Under fake coughs): That's what she said.
So tell us the details dude.
*has a deadpan look on his face* Hey, that isn't funny.
Finally, hey Bona
*The twins look confused* Both: Did we do the joke wrong?
Ooc: I hate life wrong account
*Potum writes on a piece of paper "Potum" and rolls upside down.*
*pets Potum*
*pets potum and feeds him a treat*
*pets potum with a vine*
*The upside down Potum smiles happily, nibbling on the treat given by Pika.*
*calls the others* nothin...
*The twins eyes shine as they look at Potum* Braza: Wow Irona: So cute...
*doppel opens the door with a shadowy hand and runs to the booth dahlias sleeping in. He seems curious how someone can stay asleep for so long...*
*The floof ball turns right side up, its ears' fluff moving in wavy motions as Potum gets up. Looks really soft.*
*tries to wake up Daliah*
*Looking at Potun* Aww~
*flowey retreats into the ground*
*Grabs an ice bucket and drumps it all over Dahilas*
*nekomimi the mew, one of Bonas Pokemon, floats I'm after doppel to say hi*
*it seems she's still asleep. Doppel is shocked because he did not notice everyone around him and waves*
How come everyone here has pokemon but not me! Oh wait...
Braza: Look. pokemon. Irona: Should we let ours out to play?
*nekomimi seems to be warming up to doppel, because they floats over to him*
*Potum continues to read once again. It seems it has trouble turning the pages, often.*
*Joins in with the non-talking, non-school shooting, non-weapon holding, and able to use pokemon abilities pokemon.
*doppel seems very happy* "Yeey! Yeey!" *he seems to have trouble mimicking human language*
To be fair, I can't understand them. I just say Pika in morse code and they seem to be confused.
did you say m o r s e c o d e ?
*nekomimi chuckles at doppels attempt to speak English. Or Japanese. Or whatever I don't really care* N: Mew mew mew? *that roughly translates to "Why are you trying to speak human language?"*
Holy fucking shit you can understand the nerd's language.
*he makes a heart with his hands then points to himself. He seems to think understanding how people talk will make him more liked.* "Mi laik chu!" *he points to nekomimi*
Any morse code you got come to me. I'll decode it ASAP bitch. I've been trained for any morse from the fucking Anons, fite me.
*nekomimi seems happy at that* N: Mew! *roughly translated to "Thanks!"*
.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -.-- . ... / .. / .- -- / .- / .--. .. -.- .- -.-. .... ..- Pika Pika Pika Pika / Pika / Pika Piiiiikaaaaa Pika Pika Piiiikaaa Piiikaaa Piiikaaa //
*doppel nods*
OOC: Oh shit
Good morse. Dictionary Approved. Time to get high off paint bitches see you all next year (That morse code made my fucking day.)
*nekomimi floats a bit closer to doppel*
*Golden Yu then walks into cafe, holding a golden card Yu has decided that Yu mYust accept the Yuniverse or this cafe will be destroyed by Izanagi, accept the trYuth or perish
Hey you nerds I challenge you to a pokemon battle!
*A wild Golden Yu has appeared!
O shit it be Yu Yu better run nerds
Walks in behind G.Yu, slashes at him with his ice elemental Urumi, then leaves.
*bona walks in*
*The slash hits G.Yu, dealing medium ice damage but he still stands, holding the golden card Accept the Yuniverse or perish, Yu will not stand for this.
Both: to much yu
*Iwai kicks open the door lightly, then taking slow steps into Leblanc.*
*doppel nods to the twins then waves*
*nekomimi nods as wel*
Aincrad then walks back in and hits G.Yu with a Kouagon then leaves again.
*The twins wave cheerfully*
*cocks gun* (I do this alot believe me)
Oh, hi doppel. Hi braza. Hi Irona. Hi Nekomimi.
*Iwai walks towards behind thee counter with a duffle bag, unslinging it pulling out a sign that reads, 'Untouchable here but now, don't tell boss'.*
*doppel waves to bona as he rushes over to the twins*
*G.Yu is strYuck again for bless damage! Getting very annoyed Will Yu cYut that oYut? I wish to make the world Golden, I will give you 5 minYutes to accept the Golden Card. *G.Yu then offers eveyone a, card
Hey Yu
Hey Iwai
Aincrad then walks down the stairs and launches a Blazing Hell at G.Yu and the cards before walking back up the stairs.
*burns cards in hand*
Hello there Ikebu, would you like a card? *G.Yu then offers him a card with a warm smile, as if hes meet this Yu before and became very close friends
*Nekomimi follows doppel*
*The twins poke Doppel* Both: Who's this pokemon? Is big mystery.
*Pikachu follows other pokemon performing a conga train*
*Iwai stares at the card for a moment, then taking it, shoving it in Iwais duffle bag, pulling out a radio playing 'Layer Cake' (weapon shop theme), attempting to grab attention.*
*G.Yu takes severe fire damage and is quite singed, looking quite annoyed as Izanagi Lvl1 appears behind him, charging for an Armageddon Do not test Yu.
*Pulls out 50 megaton nuke*
"Dop-pul... mimikyu..." *he fidgets with his shadow fingers*
*Arms nuke to 10 minutes on a unstoppable clock*
You guys better get to building a fallout shelter.
*Iwai just sits on a stool, just waiting for a 'customer'.*
Good choice *G.Yu then sends a golden card at Ikebu's heart, entering it and laying inside dormant, waiting to be Golden Yu have appeased the Yuniverse, Yu shall see the trYuth.
*Starts constructing a fallout shelter in Ikebu's attic*
The hell!? *Iwai stares at the nuke, disbelieving it is even a nuke in the first place.*