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*Sets a no nerdz allowed sign on fallout shelter*
*New Page btw*
That's Yu's work done, good bye for now *G.Yu then walks out, leaving behind a group of cards before glowing Golden, disappearing into the sky
Aincrad enters and burns the cards then leaves. "My work is done."
Hey pal, there's a 50 megaton nuke in this cafe and im trying to not die here.
*doppel looks at the nuke momentarily, then tries to defuse it by smacking it with wood hammer*
*The twins look at doppel* Braza: Wonder what's under the mask? Irona: Curiouser and curiouser...
*Starts trying to contain nuke after the shelter is finished*
*doppel waves his hand in front of him, with a scared look. He then draws a picture of the bad things that happen to people who looks under his ragdoll disguise*
OOC: I have killed Leblanc, yaaay
OOC: never mind
Whatcha talkin about? Here lemmie have a look. *Takes a glimpse under the disguise*
It's been 12 minutes since the bomb blew up. Maybe we should head into the shelter just incase.
*Iwai quickly takes hi stuff, stuff it in a duffle bag and then starts running for his life.*
*Since the bomb hasn't blown up
I built a shelter in the attic Iwai...
*doppel has a scared look as the gangster pikachu looks at hia true form. There he ends up in what appears to be a dream before quickly turning into a horrible nightmare.*
*A wild Aergia appears.* ..... The fuck are you doing?
Oh shit run
*he then quickly pulls his disguise back down and continues bashing the nuke*
INTO THE SHELTER! *Drags everyone into the shelter before the bomb blows*
*Faint boom*
Idiots... *She walks over to the nuke.... or whatever idk anymore*
*Iwai then starts to yell; 'SAVE UNTOUCHABLE!!' *
*Big Boom*
Braza: Miss Dahlia has a cool mon. Irona: Ein and Zwei could take it down easily though
*Then Iwai just fades away, trying to get on thee train to Shibuya.*
I'm surprised scrap metal can save us from a nuke.
*doppel scratches his head and follows aergia*
Im glad i dont live in the attic anymore
*She lifts the nuke.... and swallows it whole?!* .... Wait for it...
Oh Ikebu. I thought you still lived there? Cuz I took parts from your laptop, computer, and anime disk collection to build this fallout shelter.
Braza: Unforunatly, fun Naho was a no show today Irona: Shame that. We still have her bottle thingey.
That explains alot
*Comes back down to the Cafe* Oh look the 50 megaton nuke I stole from untouchable was a scam and apparently was actually a 0.0000050 megaton nuke.
*doppel is shocked she ate the nuke. He thought hitting it with a hard blunt object would defuse it*
*bona and nekomimi are both confused as heck*
*Iwai then runs back to Leblanc, then wondering why he is here.*
*Starts tearing down scrap metal and reverting back to the original state. Or tried to.*
Braza: Ah well Irona: Time to go Both: See you tomorrow *The twins run off.*
*She burps.* Christ, bunch of idiots. I'm going back to my room... *She walks back to the attic...*
*Reenters Leblanc and sits down at his booth* I must have missed something...
.....THE EFF WAS THAT!?
Want some coffee to forget all of that?
Yup, I missed something!
HOW THE EFF COULD I FORGET THAT SOMEONE JUST SWALLOWED A NUKE LIKE IT WAS AN EFFING CHOCOLATE BAR*
*Aergia yells from the attic.* Hey! There's gonna be a presentation on a thing my uncle showed me!
Someone swallowed a nuclear bo- wait, there was a nuclear bomb in the first place?!
It was actually a false 50 megaton nuke but we can forget that over some nice sweet tea?
...im bored again
*doppel scratches the ragdolls head again, doubting he could forget about a nuke, no matter how strong it really was...*
*Nekomimi is still confused as to what just happened*
Who else isn't confuzzled?
I have no idea what's going on, so I'll just question you, Pika, as to how your police situation is...
I murdered the whole police force, took down ISIS and Cipher, and held off waves of military assault.
*he just shrugs and dusts his ragdoll off*
*she yawns, waking up* ........huh...?
N: Mew mew? "Should I wash it while it's on you?"
How do you understand the pokemon's language?
Hey, Yang.
.....*she lays her face on the table*
Hey blondie.
*bona looks over yang* Morning sunshine~
"Hurd work en determinachun."
*Walks in looking badly injured* Haha... what a battle. *Sits at booth*
N: Mew! "Cuz I'm a mew you silly!"
Hey Minato. Have fun at the tower?
Yeah...
*she sleepily waves at Bona*
*doppel waves to yang*
*Appears via a portal* Oh, it seems I have business here. How fortunate~
*she waves at doppel, smiling* Hi there, li'l guy.
Hi Lucy, nya!
*doppel waves at lucifer too* "hai~!"
You... You're that culti- I mean harem lady, correct?
*she looks at Lucifer* Oh, Lu-- It's you. Haven't seen you in a while.
*Aergia yells again* Yo! That livestream is starting!
*Teddie kicks down the dolr of Leblanc.* I'm heeeere.
Hey Pika, where'd the other go?
Ooc: door*
A livestream... *Rom opens up his laptop and logs on*
*Equips jetpack and flies to livestream*
I can try and get a better view... *A copy of Rom appears next to him, made of ice, and Rom the first gives him his phone. The clone walks to the event*
*she starts mixing several kinds of dust.....but drops some gravity dust* Ohh, c'mon.... *she starts to carefully clean it up....*
Hey Yang, you gonna watch the live stream?
*Nekomimi flies over to yang and tries to help by using psychic to pick up the gravity dust*
Nah, it's fine, Pika. I have a mess to clean....
*the gravity dust ends up activating and sending Yang flying out of the cafe door* NOOO!! *CRASH!!*
*doppel climbs onto where rom set his computer to watch the livestream*
*nekomimi flies behind a Bona clone who is watching it on her phone*
Now we have two views of the action!
*wakes up*
*she walks back in, flopping into her booth* Stupid dust....
*yawns*
*he nods contently and continues watching*
I forgot the kind of people that reside in this place, well off i go. *He runs out of Leblanc, not bothering to fix the door he kicked down*
*mumbles* Other... D-Dimensions?
*doppel seems excited. He cant wait to meet new people*
*fixes the door*
Good day, my beautiful harem. *Giggles and bows* So, basically, I need to destroy this place.
*she seems to be dozing off again....*
And she goes back to sleep again
*she boops Lucifer* ..... *she lays back down* I'm sad now....
Hm? Why?
.......a friend......
*he walks down with the four baby Gore Magalas following him* Good day everyone...
Yeah whats wrong?
*doppel waves at hunter and the baby magalas*
N-No way... *Rom starts panicking for a second at the announcement at the stream before regaining his composure* Does that mean...?
..... *she shrugs*
Oh uh... Hey, Hunter...
*Flies using Jetpack headfirst through window into the counter* ow...
Hey Hunter
Hey Hunter
Hey, Hunts...
Oh, you know. Will of the people, chaos and so forth. You don't mind, right? *Giggles and burns the building with a sudden Agidyne* Oops~
Can i have a Magala?
*The three baby Magala circle around Dahlia with glee while Gory starts nibbling on Hunter's head* So... what did I miss when I was taking care of the quartet?
Ugh, OK I guess? I don't understand, but whatever! *hugs lucy*
Well, Pika being a hostage
Ooc: uhh not ugh
Sorry wrong word, Pika hidin in here
*Hugs Bona amidst the flames* Is it hot in here... Or is it just me?
*dahlia finally wakes up* hey everyone... oh, hey doppel. You werent getting into trouble at all, right? *he shakes his head* good.
OOC: How am I a hostage?
W-Whoa... *Notices the agidyne* Hey, what are you...?! *Many poles made of ice are made around the building to use as supports*
OOC:I rephrased
*she boops Lucifer again* .......somehow booping you doesn't make me feel better....
So who's this white dress chick doing here?
Well, I would say it would be you, nya~ *is attempting to be flirty*
So Lucifer... how are you feeling about with my four pet Gore Magala?
*Rom watches his screen nervously* T-This is bound to raise some suspicion...
first off, Hunter where do i get one?
Ok So I have no idea who the hell she is or why she is here but she seems like the devil or something.
Well... Nohrian soldiers killed their mother and I am taking care of them. Gory is one of them. Plus some bonus help will be good too.
Oh, gat dangit. I just repaired this last night. *douses the fire* geez, lucifer. Do you wven know what i went through?
Oh cool!
The Dark Hour is starting soon, so I'm gonna go to Shibuya, I'll be back. *Leaves Leblanc*
Fire melts ice, silly human. *Hugs Bona and slaps Pyras butt, giggling* Such a lovely harem I have amidst this burning paradise~ And as Demon Lord I can speak to any creature, of course.
*wakes up*
What the fuck is with this lesbian demon woman.
*Aergia rushes out of the attic.* GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE! Oh hey Lucy! Try not to burn my room down ok?
... Ikebu... just take a double take on what I just said... NOHRIAN soldiers KILLED the four Magala pups' MOTHER. For what reason? Making armor and weapons of war. Yeah.
So... Yang, I was gonna ask you something
*Turns on sprinklers*
*Purrs*
... wow
Was it something about Blake, Ikebu?
*very deadpan look* seriously, they should add a "no starting fires" sign as well...
Awww... Won't you please let it burn... For me...? *Sits on Dahlias lap and seductively wiggles her hips* I really want it, you know... It's not just my will... You'll let me have this because you love me, right Onee-chan~?
*Puts sprinklers on full power mode*
*the four Magalas hisses at Ikebu about his reaction to their mother's fate* See what I mean...
*backs away from Lucifer*
*naho is confused*
Sorry, luci. But big sis dahlia has been tired of people trying to burn down leblanc after yesterday... and for good reason...
*Whispers to Ikebu* Who the hell is she and why is she trying to go full thot?
Fine. At least take the stuff out alright?
*is scared by the magalas*
*she blushes* O-Okay there, Lucifer, uhh.... *she puts on a pair of glasses* Uhh, okay, excuse me whilst I break the fourth wall since I see you don't know me... My name is Yang Xiao Long, I am a completely different person from Pyrrha, and, uhh... She's back in Remnant....
*Gets a water bucket and begins extinguishing the flames along with full power sprinklers.*
*hugs Lucy again and also hugs using her tail* Nya~
But... Don't you love me...? *looks at Dahlia, almost crying*
*whispers back* how should i know?
*pats lucifer's back*
BEGONE THOT! THOUT SHALT NOT TAKE THY VIRGINITY!
Aincrad walks in and looks over the place his mouth hanging open. "What in the..." Sighing he moves over to the flames and disperses them. Then walks over to the counter for a glass and holds it against the sprinklers getting water.
Oh, dont worry luci. I like ya. *pats her head* ive just been tired after needing to repair leblanc from the ground up with some friends, thats all. Can you find it somewhere to forgive big sis?
So Ikebu... say sorry to the four and they won't nibble on your ankles.
But... but... It's the will of chaos... Do you like God more than me...? *Runs to Naho and Bona, crying* onee-chan is law aligned and doesn't love me anymore!!!
*the four barks at Ikebu with forgiveness and they all head to the kitchen* Looks like they are hungry. *he follows them*
Oi1 Lucy! Did you hear me?!
*smiles*
*pays her heaf* There there Lucy....
No, luci. Thats not it! Luci! Youre just- *sees her run off* misunderstanding things...
Do you need some food for your dogs? *rushes to kitchen in a kitchen apron and chef hat^
*sighs, taking odd the glasses* Okay, then...
*hugs lucifer*
*Rom's kitten, Iso, purrs at the sight of Luci* Iso, watch it... *Looks at the screen*
So.. Yang, gonna give me an answer?
*the four Magals walks out with chunks of cooked mutton in their mouths* They are good! But thank you.
*looks at Ikebu* Answer? For what?
D-Dahlia doesn't want me to fulfill my duty... She hates me... *sniffles* Atleast Aergia, Bona and Yang love me... will you all help me...?
*Turns off sprinklers because they were on the whole time*
*looks at Lucifer* Say what now?
Set fire to the Cafe one more time and Ima give you the boot.
Listen luci. If youre gonna burn this one down, can you at least let the next one stay for a bit? And i dont hate you, ive just been real tired and grumpy as of late. Sorry bout that...
I'm sure she doesn't hate you Lucy, Nya...*hugs Lucy again*
Again, I'm getting some bad vibes from this thing... *tenses up a bit*
Nice lesbo team you got there. Really sounds like your a THOT!
J-Just don't burn my stuff man...
Aren't you a cute little Pika demon? I assure that my strength outranks yours in any regard... *hugs Bona and Yang* Do you love me enough to let me burn?
Is Blake ok?
Don't worry Aergia-chan! I'm only carrying out the will of chaos...
OK, as long as you let us rebuild it so people can hang out here, Nya!
Ummm. The scary woman's lookin at me. *Turns on sprinklers again and rushes to attic*
*looks at Ikebu* Blake's probably taking care of stuff in Menagerie with her parents. *looks at Lucifer* Uhh....I guess?
*takes out a comic and reads it*
*Momoko walks in, shakes her head, and walks out.*
Aincrad looks at Lucifer then at Yang and Bona. "You could let him try, and I'll just null the fire so there's nothing there."
*Building sounds* OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
Yeah. I've heard that Blake arrived.
Good to know *smiles*
*More Building Sounds* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sorry, about that... ive just been having... a few too many rough days than i would prefer...
Okay! *Agidynes the cafe again and releases fire demons around the sprinkler systems* I feel better now. *Smirks*
So You're Luci, right?
*Reinforcing walls with fireproof iron* DONT LET SCARY WOMAN GO NEAR ME
Walks around and nulls the fire putting it out. "Yay no more burning."
*she flops down in a booth, shouting some song lyrics* HOW TO LOVE!!
*holds onto doppel* dont worry, doppel. Ill make sure youre disguise doesnt catch on fire.
I still think the heat is you, nya~ *her cat ears twitch a bit*
*gets on yang's head, still begin very light*
*Opens door and gets in the tank* PLZ DONT HURT ME
....Naho, please stop....
*Rom casts more ice supports around the building*
Sorry human, but the will of strength be done. My beautiful flames are here to stay. *Giggles* And yes, I am. Demon Lord at your service, oniichan! *hugs Kuro*
*drinks water*
*Aitome walks into the cafe and notices the entire thing burning, standing in the doorway for a second before getting red eyes and sitting in a burning seat, This is fine.
Ok.. [thinking: Did she just call me Oniichan?]
*nods and soon gets on lucifer's head*
*Gets Water Gun* Fire plz stay away
*her cat ears keep twitching*
Do not worry, small demon. My flames are not meant for you. I'm sure there's another school for you to shoot up nearby! *pokes Bonas ears* say nya~
*In his head* How do you know about my school shooting addiction? Yeah yeah sure. Ima get my hazmat suit real quick...
*she sighs, poking Lucifer's cheek before making herself some coffee*
**purrs a bit* Nya!
*pulls out a glass of wine*
Aincrad raises his eyebrows and keeps trying to null the fire. "Well this is new." He adds little bless to the mix while trying to null the fire hoping that it works.
Like i was saying, ive just had it rough... *while crying* can you please forgive big sis for being cranky, luci?
You're really insistent on burning this place down?
*Comes out in hazmat suit with metal plating* I better not die. *Goes into flame* That was useless.
Oh? I don't really like hats. *wraps Naho in tentacles and puts her upside down* Much better. *Giggles*
Yeah the wine is used for occassions but ehh, i need some once in a while
*she looks away from Lucifer, shuddering at the sight of the tentacles*
*giggles at naho being upside-down*
*sips some wine* yeah, i should have taken out the beer
*sigh* by the way yang had to deal with a tentacle monster...
*puts wine away and grabs knives* time for some sushi
Think of it as... My affection. I always observe this world, small Pika Demon. You have quite an arsenal of firearms, don't you? It is... Quite admirable. Reminds me of a certain treasure of mine~ I forgive you, Dahlia Onee-chan! Just don't side with God, okay? He's a huge buzzkill.
*Aitome sees the abomination over yonder and pulls out a bottle staring at it for a good couple of aseconds Is it that time? I mean what is this cafe anymore...
I'm sure Yang looks very nice with tentacles around her. We should test it sometime!
Ok. Ok. I wont, luci. *she chuckles* thanks. Say, did you meet doppel yet?
*Aergia returns with the thing that livestream was about.* Woo! Got one!
*thinks "if your going to do that then try to hypnotize her first"*
*she peeks at Lucifer again before proceeding to hide* Ewugh... Tentacles...
*a clone also comes in with the device* Sweet, got the device.
Nice, aergia. Long time no see, eh?
*scratches head and sits at booth*
If you people are gonna do anything lewd or sexual, do it in Ikebu's house or the bedroom. This cafe is meant for eating, drinking, murder, burning, massacring, and nuking but not sexual activities.
Luci, why the tentacles?
A doppel sounds quite dirty, Dahlia Onee-chan. *Smirks* Oh? I can mindbreak easily enough. No problem for me.
Yea, wait what?
Walks over and grabs the tentacles. "May I ask what you are doing up young one?" He looks at Lucifer. "And please do put out those fires. I rather not have this place collapse and hurt my friends."
wait you can read people's mind... or was i thinking loudly
Ummm. Go to the bedroom where I can't see any of this or go to Ikebu's house. I got his address somewhere.
*hugs Lucy from behind and purrs* Nya~
Pika, dont you fucking dare
And I can't tell if you're a cosplayer or a person wearing a pikachu hat acting like a cat.
No, no. This is doppel, the mimikyu. *he waves* you know, like doppelganger? Similar concept, except he imitates to get people to love him.
*she hugs Ikebu* Don't worry, kitty... I shall protect you..
*purrs* thanks~
Oh, as much as I would like to make this place truly sinful, I know the powers that be wouldn't allow such a thing. Your Demon Lord is only a tease, worry not. *Smirks*
*nekomimi floats next to doppel and the clone walks over to dahlia* C: It seems Nekomimi likes doppel!
*Many dirty thoughts processing through head* Ima clean the counter then.
Ikebu, you're personal information, childhood photos, and adress are all safe, for now.
*she sits down in her booth, sipping her coffee* At least those tentacles aren't near me... *she shudders*
Nobody dies on the Nexus... Often. Just a bit of harmless destruction, oniichan! *hugs Bona* Oh hello, pet~ hmhmhm... Oho? Should this small demon not feel triggered by a certain other... lookalike?
Pika, how did you even get all that stuff?
*give lucifer a necklace, maybe to spare myself from her evil. also i dont really know lucifer since i lost alot of my memory
Yeah, it does. And it seems he likes them back.
*purrs* Nya~ *is still hugging*
Uhhhhhhhhh, Somewhere?
*sighs and drinks*
I don't think the words "harmless" and "destruction" go together very well...
Maybe I should inquire Kuro-oniichans information so I can send him Amrita Soda! and Amrita Soda Red, which wouldn't turn him into a demon at all. And don't worry Naho-chan. I'll enjoy re-corrupting you. *Giggles, the cafe now basically ashes*
*rebuilds the cafe*
...... Well at least my shit is ok. Oh Lucy, can you put those away? They're kinda freaking me out.
*she boops Lucifer* Booooop~
*her cat tail pats Lucy's head*
can someone help me!
*Even more ice supports are created to preserve Ikebu's attempt at rebuilding* Nopity nope nope...
*Tickles Aergia with her tentacles* Aww, don't be shy, they're friendly! Booping me is asking for trouble, in all the right ways~
why would Lucifer want to turn me into a demon?
*smirks* Define "trouble".
*She stomps on one.* Keep them away. If they get close again I'm cutting them all.
*,Aitome gets up from the burning stool and walks over to the demon scratching his head So... what exactly possessed you to burn down the cafe? It's not exactly normal to burn a random bulding...
Alright, built the exterior
*is tempted to grab one of the tentacles, but doesn't*
*Rom's ice clone returns and gives real Rom his phone back*
So, have you met him yet, luci? Hes very friendly. *dpooel waves at her again*
*is trying to get out of the tentacle*
*goes in and sits at a booth*
Turn you into a demon? You get weird ideas, oniichan... Trouble as in, things I couldn't do here, of course~ Aww... Big Aergia is no fun at all... The will of the people demanded LeBlanc burn, so I merely used my power to grant that desire. Simple, yes? I am generous at times. I have not. I hope it is strong enough.
The will of the people? Are you sure you weren't hearing the Anon's spam?
It's just... I've seen what they can do and uh..... yeah.