Welcome to Phansite archive (beta)
You'll find here all archived threads from the Phansite forum.
But whats an Amrita soda red?
*shrugs* Fair enough. *she sits down next to Lucifer, hugging her and singing Ave Maria*
*thinks "why not" and gently grabs one of the tentacles* Wow, so soft, Nya....
*keeps trying to get out of the tentacle*
Um... Really? Really? Sigh... *Aitome then sits down on the burning chair again, pulling out the bottle and a shot glass, looking between the two before tossing the shot glass and corking open the bottle of alcohol I can't believe myself sometimes...
Chaos is a two way street, my dear. The subconscious of the collective includes everyone. Amrita Soda Red is Amrita Soda, with red pill in the recipe! It's designed to keep demons from desiring flesh, but if a human drinks it... Well... You'll see, oniichan.
... anyways
Just.... make sure they don't do anything weird.
Hey guys i'm back and what the fuck *stares at tentacles*
*is still trying to get out of the tentacle with no hope of succeeding*
*lays head down on the counter*
*Pulls out machete and slices tentacle apart*
*she continues to hug Lucifer and sing Ave Maria...*
This is gonna be another Izanami situation, isn't it?
*is gently messing with the tentacle*
I already said that sexual stuff goes into the bedroom or Ikebu's house which I will disclose if my bedroom gets filled up.
*looks at Yang's skirt*
*Wonders in his head the many things that could happen*
*Aitome then stares at the bottle one last time, deciding if he should pass out or not, turning to the demon with a look of regret Is this.. dah screw it, if Heart Stealer is gonna drink like he cant die from liver disease I might as well. It was nice meeting you Demon Lady, I think? *Aitome then steps out of the cafe, a swig could be heard as something hits the ground,
Aww... My friends were just having fun. *Pouts* OOC: Doods stop don't make this lewd we'll all get banned lol
Pika, Dont say my house is for that
OOC: Understandable Your house information is safe with me.
I'll gladly bring chaos to Kuro oniichans room one way or another.
Please dont destroy my room
*just pokes at the tentacle* nya.....
*she sighs* ....someone, entertain me...
I think I'll go burn that next. Bye lovelies! *Curtsies cutely and enters a portal to go look for Kuros room*
*Opens laptop and goes to the Ikeby folder*
Bye Lucy, Nya!
*is bored as well*
*pets yang*
*Continues copying information into ZIP file*
Trust me, doppels not dirty. Well, maybe his ragdoll is, but then again its 20 years old and hasnt been washed since...
*pets Yang as well*
*has an idea and pets naho, somehow making her regain memories cuz she's desperate at this point*
*drinks beer*
.........meow~
*keeps petting yang until i fell to the ground*
*purrs quietly*
*purrs with her*
Alright, she's gone, and I am very confused...
*gets up and pets yang again*
DONE! I have finished copying all of Ikebu's personal information into multiple flash drives which I will probably give away to some people who want it.
Pika, Dont you dare
.....*sneaks up behind naho and hugs her, putting her on Bonas shoulders* Nya!
.........meow~
Don't worry mate. These flash drives will only be given away to people who desperately need it or pay enough yen.
*pets her*
How much yen?
Like about 50,000,000 yen.
*sighs and just waits*
*she's suddenly sprawled across Ikebu's lap* Meow~
*blushes*
Or I could give it to that Luci girl and she could have a look... But nah. Maybe desperate fangirls? You did have girl problems Ikebu.
Thats good to know Pika
And now its not good to know
*Teddie kicks down the door again.* I gottttaaaaaaa find Migrant!
Have you checked the other coffee shop?
*suddenly appears* she's in the blue cafe. *Suddenly disappears*
Mig's not here, man! *she nuzzles Ikebu playfully* You is my best fwiend~
(The falcon rides on Teddie's shoulder.) CAAAAAW!
Nope, thanks yellow thing. *He runs off.*
They're currently testing out some of that portal crap they showcased in the live stream.
pat: *wakes up*
*smiles* you is my best fwiend too~
*she smiles, hugging Ikebu* Meow~
Meow Meow Meothafuckaz
*Hugging Yang* mew~
pat: *pets both yang and ikebu since no reason*
Meeoww~
*Gives them cat ears I guess?*
Meoww~
*has an idea and spins suddenlygettimg naho kinda dizzy*
*doppel looks confused* "nee-yah?"
*Closes his laptop*
*she smiles at Doppel* Pikachu janai yo, Mimikyu da yo~
*Pulls out a yarn ball* Who wants the yarn ball which is what stereotypical cats like to play with?
....*puts naho down and dives at the the yarn ball*
*Pets Yang and Ikebu?*
*once i was on the ground, i vomit*
*he nods* "hm, hm!"
*nekomimi is still there* N: Mew, mew, mew. "Theyre acting like cats, you know, the animals with ears."
sanoba: *wakes up and opens up the computer*
*pats nahos back* there there.. *every pat slowly brings back her memories*
*purr*
*purrs*
*vomits even more thanks to the pats*
"Kah-tow?" Like this. *shows doppel a picture of her cat* "kitty!"
*drinks more*
*keeps patting her, bringing back more and more memories*
N: Mew! "I look like one!"
"Kitty!"
Hmmm... *Rom starts playing with Iso*
N: Mew, mew. *Yep, I look like a kitty."
They sound like a kitty too... *snickers*
sanoba: *Pushes bona off of naho and teleports naho somewhere better*
C: You're right about that.
Wait, sanoba, I was having a genius moment! *sighs* That failed...
And hey, doppels fluencys getting better.
*nuzzles Yang*
sanoba: it was going to make her vomite even more, and that rate she would be vomiting blood
C: Nekomimi just uses telepathy.
*Iso meows and Rom turns to everyone* Why is everybody acting like a cat now?
*she nuzzles Ikebu back, purring*
I mean I'm not. And I'm the only real animal here.
*gets on the computer and checks if i got any messages*
*purrs*
*sighs* Look, sanoba, I need you to build a device to make naho keeps her memories. She keeps losing them.
I know, Pika. In fact, you were partly making it worse with that ball of yarn... Sorry.
Yeah...
*tosses the yarn*
i dont know how to do that, since i never worked with any brains.
Well, doppel can actually speak... he just has trouble doing so...
Sanoba, that is practically impossible...
*Falls asleep on her lap*
Wait, sanoba, I have an idea.
Well ima try and get to the root of this situation. There has to be a pawsibble way tog et them to retpurrrn them back to their human forms.
*A Letter A descends from the heavens, breaking through the roof* *It drops Bona a letter saying "I am A. We all are A. Go to the place you can be most secret and you will receive what you desire."* *It's work done, the A returns to the heavens to remain A*
........what the heck?
Uuuuhhh... what was that? This place never ceases to am-A-ze me...
That'll be my last surprise for the night I guess.
*she passes out....*
*purr*
sanoba: *picks up yang put her on a bed that is now here for some reason*
*pokes sanoba* Hey, sanoba, I got an idea to get nahos memories back, but I'll need some help.
*nekomimi floats around doppel a bit, before using hydro pump to quickly was h doppels disguise*
(Night~)
sanoba: no right now *gets on the computer*
I wasn't saying right now.
*the pump sadly only breaks the disguise, only for me to quickly repair it* dont worry, ill make sure its scrubbed. *pats nekomimi reassuringly*
sanoba: *rolls my eyes* just everyone stay quiet so that you don't wake yang up
sanoba: *checks the cams*
Watching all of you sin, nyu.
sanoba: how am i doing any sin?
You know what you did, nyu.
*Teddie kicks down the door once more.* I heard that a mentally unstable 7 year old is here.
sanoba: i was not doing any greed. i had no angry, i have no envy. i was not doing any lust. i dont have any greed. i dont care about any pride, and i am not gluttony, and no sloth.
Cleanse this cafe of sin, nyu.
Lustful, nyu.
*wakes up to the chaos* FUCK SAKES!!! SHUT UP!!!
*Suddenly a box appears in the center of the cafe. It's decorated with intricate designs with the entirety of the box being purple and the designs of it being gold. A note is attached to the box as well with the words, "Open me" written in bold text.*
sanoba: i dont like lust...
DO NOT OPEN THAT BOX! naby: *enters and opens the box* i hate you so much naby
*A pink mist pours out of the box filling the cafe and obscuring everyone's vision.* Is it time for my EXPLOSIVE entrance?
Nice box, nyu. Would open again, nyu.
*facepalms* You've gotta be kidding me... There's a time and place for bad puns, but not now!
naby: *leaves* please dont...
I SAID SHUT UP!!! *the entire building rumbles* I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR A WEEK AND I AM FUCKING PISSED!!!
*As the mist obscures a large amount of bombs of varying color lay about all over the cafe.* Everyone knows that I'm the BOMB, after all. *A blue haired girl with purple eyes floats carelessly above all the bombs as they make a sizzling noise.*
sanoba: *tries to shoot spectre with a sleeping dart*
Oh my... what did i wake up to...?
! *trys to throw all of the bombs out of the building*
Looks like Teddie has got himself in another "holy shit run" situation! *He runs out of the cafe.*
*Pandora simply summons more bombs into the building.* Now, now. That would be cheating, wouldn't it? You have to try and diffuse them the proper way or not at all.
*walks downstairs and kicks the bombs out of the cafe NFL style* ... *walks back upstairs and heads back to bed*
please get rid of this bombs...
*Pandora summons, even more, bombs and infuses them with the flooring of the cafe.*
*Pandora smiles devilishly at Sanoba.* Only if you say the magic words...
OOC: thank god for pandora
Oh great, more bad puns that hint to- What the...? I can't see! Do I have to use this again? *Rom taps his phone* Norn... Garudyne... *A humanoid clock figure clears up the area with garudyne, making sure he doesn't hit anything*
Hello guys!
Abra Kadabra, now please remove them...
Akechi, just in time!
*bounces into Pandora's arms* I want to die in your arms tonight, nyu
*sigh* can you please leave those bombs out? We have a no violence rule for a reason...
i said please... so pretty please
*Pandora catches the strange child.* Very well, I'll get rid of the bombs. Now to get rid of them...I'll make them explode right now! *The bombs go off one by one causing a large amount of smoke to fill the cafe as the entire building shakes.*
*he stomps back down and his pack of infected Faceless arrives pissed off* Stop with the bomb spawning... NO MORE!!!
*cough* *cough* guess thats what we get for opening pandoras box...
Norn, Garudyne again! *The smoke clears up and the area is visible again* Dammit, my battery!
*When the smoke clears, confetti lines the floor.* Those smoke bombs really pack a punch, don't they? *Pandora begins laughing madly.* What, did you think they were real bombs?
... *hides with pat*
... *he simply walks back up to the attic to sleep not giving a flying fuck*
Actually, yeah we did... rather convincing, miss pandora... eerily so...
Beautiful, nyu.
Why, Naby? And while I'm at it, why, cardboard box lady?
And now I grow bored... Guess, I better leave before the real bomb I put underneath the building goes off. *Pandora vanishes with Broccoli as a large explosion is heard and the cafe begins shaking while the ceiling begins collapsing in on itself and the walls begin crumbling.*
Oh crap! *Rom summons more ice supports to keep the ceiling up temporarily*
PANDORA!!!!! *he goes batshit angry and starts breaking apart the attic*
Zzzzz... "Gasp" What the!?
*starts building at inhuman speeds* why did we have to fall for that?!
*I toss an incindiary grenade and a Molotov cocktail into leblanc and gunflame the building*
... *sigh* whats next naby coming in with a indiana jones theme song or hes a pirate song or mission impossible theme song
GAT... DAMNIT! *doppel douses the flames while i continue building*
You've gotta be kidding me! *Rom blocks the attacks with a block of Ice and kicks the remains of the block back at Sol* All of these destruction attempts are quite BOUNTIFUL! Am I right, Mister Gearman?!
*I use gunflame 5 times in a row into the building and throw a napalm bomb into the building*
*he walks up to Sol on fire* The burning you feel. It is shaaaaaaaaameee.
Did somebody say GEAR? *The clockwork God bursts through the wall breaking the supports Rom put up while doing so.*
"Appears" RIA!
FUCKIN ELL!
Oh hi. *Briefly becomes a Demon Lord to punch the cafe down before going loli again* Never leave a job half finished!
*I use dragon install going into my gear form*
*Rom summons more ice supports, and is getting visibly angry* Alatreon, we need help!
*shows Sol a video*
"He wants to have fun too" RIA!! "Goes to the build"
The TIME is nigh for you all! You must evacuate the building before your TIME runs out!
*tries to rebuild* why me? *sadface*
*Rom lays extra foundations to the building* At least come up with better puns than that!
RIA! "uses his ice breath... but it frozen everything"
*he breaks out of his chilly encasing and looks at the Alatreon*
What is happening here?
Alatreon, that's perfect! *Rom manipulates the ice into the building's normal shape, and focuses on maintaining the shape, envelopping it in a deep blue aura*
Did you insult my puns! *The clockwork god floats up as everything around them seems to slow down.* The force of calamity, the ruins of eternity, and the almighty flow of the world... Heed my call and come to me for you are those who flow into my dominion... *A massive amount of energy begins to build as reality itself seems to cluster within the Clockwork God's hands.*
I dunno akechi, but we need help asap!
Hey, Gear! Whynare you doing this?! Is there another bounty you're too greedy to pass up?!
OOC: Why are*
Now you're talking! *Rom focuses more energy into his ice*
Aww. Everyone fighting when I got cute again. Too lazy to do it again. *Somehow sits on Dahlia*
I'll make some coffee.
Destruction is not cute! In fact, it seems to turn some people off! Really sorry to disappoint you!
*Gunflames Rom*
"Eats @Sol_Badguy"
The paths of fate, the turning of the clock... Reset this world to zero and erase the errors that reside in my dominion... Gears of time! Flow freely throughout this place and determine its true fate! *Clockwork gears begin clustering around the Clockwork God as he raises his hands up and a massive ball of temporal energy swells to the size of Leblanc.*
GAAAH! Why are you doing this?! *Rom is hit by the gunflame, blood running down his forehead, but is still standing his ground, focusing his energy*
Luci, big sis has had a stressful night. Wanna play some co op games once we relocate?
I wonder where Isaac is...
*uses diarahan on rom* there we go!
"After eat goes to sleep" Zzzzzzz....
*Gunflames everything*
this is a nightmare
*Rom is looking better and more focused* Thanks, Dahlia! I owe ya!
You dare to insult the puns of the god of time... This is your punishment! Gears of time! Destroy them all! *The ball of twisted reality is thrown down into Leblanc, slowly causing the integrity of the building to shift to dust as its structure is warped millions of years into the future. The Clockwork God warps away in an angry huff.*
Who want coffee?
*Rom summons a huge block of ice with blades sticking out and unleashes it at Sol at unimaginable speed* This adrenaline...
Youre welcome, rom. *hops away from sols attacks*
(A falcon appears above the temporal energy with a sly grin.) SKREEEEE! (Suddenly, and only to those with Personae or Stands, a figure resembling a frozen bird appears beside Pet Shop and icy air begins to form around the two.) CAAAAAW!! (Suddenly, the figure looses a volley of person sized icicles through the temporal energy, boosting their power before colliding with Leblanc, causing massive structural damage for the temporal energy to do with as it pleases.)
See ya later, pun man! ... much later!
Hey bird brain! DIO is not here.
"Sigh"
*Rom summons a huge dome of ice surrounding leblanc as fast as he could, the blue aura around it become much stronger*
(Another icicle is launched at Specter before Pet Shop flies off.) KAAAKAAAAAW!!!
*Teddie comes back holding a grenade.* Don't ask how i got this.
*sobs*
"Wakes up" ?¿?
Nnghh...! *Rom is struggling to hold the barrier together* I need help! PLEASE!
*his entire body is forming back to normal in the attic*
*He pulls the pin and the safety handle flies off. He then throws it into the ruins of Leblanc.* Have fun. *Teddie runs off to a safe distance.*
*thinks "come on super please get here or iron man"*
OOC:Wow you guys god mod here so you just enjoy building up a building from THIN AIR DO YOU!?
*casts diarahan on rom again*
"Pick the grenade and throws it away"
OOC: Couldn't agree more, bud
OOC: ignore, wrong account
OOC: by the way, is there a limit of comments?
OOC:HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE AND STOP PLAYING GOD HERE
OOC: What do you mean?
OOC: That was to Addalme
OOC: I heard something about a thread with over 10000 can collapse the server.
OOC: I didn't know that
OOC: Indiana, chill. You shouldn't take it so seriously.
OOC: Maybe not collapse the server. But it is time for this one to die and return to the lifestream
OOC: I think we should end this LeBlanc.
OOC: You know what? You're right.
"Tired of this Alatreon spits a fire ball to LeBlanc destroying it"
*Rom's barrier breaks and nearly falls on him before he forgets he nulls ice* Dammit, retreat, retreat! Thank goodness for the cloud... *Rom runs out*
OOC:Welp time to evac this thread.
*Teddie claps, then he runs off.*
Hurry! *runs*
"Silence" RIA! "Goes to the ruins and sleeps"
OOC: i mean...SKREEEE
"Leaves the ruined build, goes to the door and turns the sign to CLOSE, leaves"
"Cah."
sanoba and pat; *goses away*
OOC: Well then, this place had a good run before literally everything happened. See ya!
OOC: yep we almost made it to our record
*wakes up*
*rebuilds Leblanc*
OOC; well guess this place is back XD
OOC: XD
*turns sign to open*
(See ya next Leblanc)
*Walks into half-rebuilt cafe* What happened...
Are you sure about that?