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Hey, Rom.
*Iwai looks around, then planting a bomb.* Takin out the competition yes?
*he looks at the letter and grabs his S-Rank Wu Dao sword and load a mag into his silenced Argus*

Alatreon! Take to Leo! HE NEEDS HELP!!!
And yes, Bona... I have mine in the wash, but they won't be done until tonight... *she grabs Iwai's bomb and throws it out of the cafe* And don't.
*comes in with tropical clothes* alola everyone! *right behind her is maple, now a decidueye, and a few kore companions* phew... that was quite a long vacation... oh well... time to unpack.
Godammit... *Throws the bomb out of the building*
Dahlia!
Yep! Told you she's back! So, you were in alola?
*Iwai just leaves.*
*she hugs Dahlia* Dahlia! I missed you!!
Hahaha... sorry everyone...
*he runs to Nohr while holding his slug shooting rifle and sword*

EVERYONE LEO IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!! HE NEEDS HELP!!!
and I see maple evolved! *sends out kipley* Now those two can be friends!
Well time for me to go. *Walks out*
You don't need to apologize... I missed you! How have you been?
It's okay, Dahl... *she let's go of her and looks at Spectre* Need a hand?
Let me help too, Spec!
*Rom is trying to hold in his excitement as his new persona bursts out again*
*she pulls out her scroll* Tell me what semblance would be best for Nohr's environment and I'll change mine accordingly.
I meant im sorry to keep everyone waiting, silly! Anyway... if leos in trouble,count me in to help him! Ready guys? *maple lets out a confident coo, meanwhile outside howling and a raspy voice resembling 'yeah!' Are also cried*
*Walks in* Hey everyone.
*she waves at Hisato* Hi, Hisa.
RIA!

"Points to his back"
Hi Yang. *Waves back*
*jumps on the Alatreon's back*

Those who will help Leo! HOP ON!!
Everyone, hop on! *both maple and a wolf-like creature quickly hop on, while what appears to be a ragdoll of pikachu quivers in fear* afraid of heights, doppel? Dont worry, ill hold on. *grabs him as she jumps on alatreons back*
Well, welcome back, Dahlia! Let's go! *Hops on Alatreon's back*
*she jumps on the Alaetron's back, changing her Semblance*
*Sits down on a booth and starts to read*
"He prepares and begins to fly"
Let's go then! *hops on alatreons back*
OOC:I'll create a new thread.
Ooc: ok.
Ic: i suppose more intros are in order. This little boy is doppel. *a shadowy hand waves to everyone with a happy expression* and that wolf back there is opal, a midday form lycanroc. *she howls to greet them*
*A tall man with killer shades walks into the cafe, a wry grin on his face.*

Hello ladies. And meat. Who do I gotta kill around here to get some coffee, hm?

*He lets out a haughty laugh before seating himself at the counter. His coattails fluttering as he sits. He pulls out a pistol and begins spinning it.*

Oh fine. No murder. Can I get a coffee please and thank you?
*Pours some coffee for him*
*I sit in a booth looking at people going in and out reading a book*
Hi Morika!
Hello hisato
How are you?
*He eagerly grabs at the cup.*

Aha~! A good cup of joe is second only to knowing a lady all night. Splendid!

*He brings the cup to his mouth and drinks in the aroma before taking a sip. A look of anger flashes across his face as he sets the cup down.*

Ah. Good cup, bad bean. Too acidic of a mix. Reminds me of my ex wife.
Ex wife?
That's good to hear.
I'd rather not talk about her. She was hard to swallow.

*A malevolent glint twinkles to life in his eyes as he licks his lips.*

But enough about that who- oh! Family friendly was it?

*He brings a hand to his lips.*

Well enough about that bad lady. The name's Alucard. The pleasure is all yours!
*looks at everyone with my blank eyes*
Nice to meet you too.
*He flashes a jagged grin at Naho.*

Now this girl knows what's up! Look at that bleak stare! Oh, so precious. Just the type of prey I enjoy. They always make the best screams.
Hard to swallow?
*doses not care*... are you some kinda of vampire? *has a monotone voice*
I think i know what he means by that.
I don't think I do want to know......
Okay i understand.
It means I ate my wife with big ol' teeth~!

*He chomps the air to emphasize the point.*

And lookie there! The doll with soulless eyes can speak!

*He takes another sip of coffee, still annoyed by the taste.*

Yes I am a vampire. No I don't sparkle. Next question.
*I keep a hand on my sword,The light reaper just incase*
are you going to kill me.. if so, i dont care. i already died 3 times, i can die some more *still has a monotone voice*
Are you okay Morika?
Yeah I am
Are you sure?
Please. Save me your cries for help. If I wanted you dead...well let's say it would be done right.

*He turns to Morika.*

Adorable. Truly. You think that toothpick can harm me?
*I summon Mobius as a warning* No but he can
ok then.. *still has a monotone voice*
Calm down everyone....
Yeesh. The lot of you are giving my edge a run for its money.

*He sighs and returns to his cup, downing the rest of the content. He looks at the man.*

Is it always this hostile here? If I didn't know any better I'd figure they were going to kick me out.

*He shrugs.*

REAP what you sow and all that.
Do you not think I have a good reason to have caution to someone who sounds like a killer?
by the way you look cool, vampire
There is a rule in the cafe. NO VIOLANCE!
I know *I call of Mobius and put away the energy weapon*
Good grief. I only sound like a killer? How the mighty have fallen...I must not have any blood on me today!

*He slams a fist into his hand.*

Must be it! And I agree little miss edge! I am the pinnacle of cool.
ok then *still has a monotone voice*
You could go shoot up the airsoft store like you did a few days ago *I say making a witty retalliation at alucard*
*Alucard raises a hand.*

Permission to kill the edgy twat your Honor!
I did what? Wow. Alcohol works wonders it seems.
dont... i still want to live this life...
*Looks at Alucard*

What's your story?
Then act like it you miserable excuse for a meat bag.

*His smile warps to a gnarled expression of disdain. He composes himself before turning to Hisato.*

Oh you know. Hired gun, seemingly immortal, loves O- blood more than anything else!
Your life is fun then.
*Again I don't bother listening reading my book*
*He furrows his brow and folds his hands on the counter.*

I'd be inclined to agree. I really would. But...I'm just too good at killing things. I really don't enjoy it.

*He sighs.*

I tried therapy. I've tried golf. I've even gotten back into dating! But whenever I have a girl over for dinner she never stays the night.
naho: is it because you kill them?
You date humans?
OH LOOK! IT UNDERSTANDS DOUBLE MEANINGS!
And of course. Then turn them into vampires for my harem...of none. I suck.
naho: try sucking less blood from them then
I would love to see it.
*Mockingly repeats Naho's words.*

You think I don't try? It'd be like pulling a baby from the teat. And I get just as cranky.
Well whenever I have more than zero people in my harem then sure. I can get into the swing of things. Careful though, they will bite.
I mean i want to see those girls.
naho: have you try shooting them with a bullet that turns them into vampires..
They uh....didn't make the transformation process...

*He burps slightly.*
No. Because that would be silly.
You are kinda cool man!
This guy. You sir, are the picture of my ideology. Kill people get women.

*He flashes him a grin.*

A business partner in the future perhaps. What's your name kid?
It's Hisato.
naho: ... *still looks at everyone with blank eyes*
naho: *suddenly has a cannon near me*
*He puts a few notes on the counter as he rises.*

That should leave you ample change for a tip Hisato.

*He walks towards the door but pauses before leaving.*

I'll be seeing you around I'm sure.

*He flashes a toothy grin before laughing maniacally on his way out.*
*Pokes his head back in.*

Bitches LOVE cannons!

*Leaves for real this time.*
See you around!
naho: *puts the cannons away and thinks "whats next the fucking nazis"*
naho: *looks at bona with blank eyes*
Uh, hi again naho. *whispers to naby* dude, gonna need some help.
*naby is not anywhere to be seen*

naho: *grabs bona and brings him to her*
Huh. He's gone. *is pulled* Ummm, this is happening now.
naho: *trys to puts something in bona to make bona's voice to be monotone and his eyes to be blank and also not to care about anything*
Hey! Let go! *teleports out of her grasp*
naho: *soon just looks to the ground not caring about anything*
*calls Naby on his phone*
Come on, please pick up...
*the person you are calling is not real*

naho: *gets up and begins to walk to you*
What the- Not real!? What the heck!? *slowly walks away*
naho: *grabs bona and puts a bracelet on him to make him not care about anything*
Naho! What's happening- actually I don't really care.
*kappa appearsa and tries to take the bracelet off*
*soon bona's eyes become blank and his voice changes to a monotone voice and kappa fails*
K: This isn't working! Wait a minute..... *checks to see if naho has the bracelet too*
*Lucifer enters, a sad smile on his face*

Give me a beer and a plate of curry.
*naho doses not have a bracelet and soon bona bracelet was gone but he is still acts like its still on him*
*kappa quickly prepares the curry and slides it and a beer to lucifer*
K: May I ask a few thing Lucifer?
Ooc: things not thing the hecc
naho: *soon sits down on the booth*
Hmm? Sure, go ahead Bona.
K: Well, it's kappa, not Bona. Anyways, first things first? Why are you upset?
Sorry Kappa. I...well...It's a long story.
K: I heard. You're still upset about beelz. You probably shouldn't grieve over him. He would've wanted you to move on.
naho: *looks at bona with blank eyes*
*bona looks back*
*naho somehow tells bona without anyone knowing to come sit next to her and also to become a female*
*Bona sits next to her and uses the gender ray on himself*
*He shakes his head*

No, it's not that.
K: It's not? What is it? You can talk to me, you know. I have worked and I am thinking of becoming a therapist.
*Wakes up from his sleep*

I fell asleep huh?
*naby soon enters and backs both bona's and naho's back to make them normal again before leaving*
Huh. That was weird.
Ooc: note, Bona is still a girl I'm just too lazy to switch accounts tbh
Why are you a girl?
Oh, that's my gender rays work! It perfectly switches your gender!
Awesome.
naho: *sigh* this always happen
Anyways... *tuens to naho*
Uhhh, do you remember?
naho: remember what?

*naho still does not remember you and her begin marryed*
*I walk back in and then sit in a booth and examine my sword for damage Along the fusion of Demonic and Angelic design carefully*
Well, that answers my question.
H. B: *in their minds* Hey, know of any way to bring the memory back?
despair naho: *in the minds* no.. their is no way

*smiles and looks around*
H. B: *in their minds* You see, this is why I hate plo- Wait a second.
*naho's eyes start to go blank again*
It's so boring here....
Hey hisato
Hi Morika.
What's going on?
Not again! I need to remember what Naby did...
Sam
*Sam enters through the front door, his aipom on his shoulder. He sits at his booth and begins work on his arm, his aipom hanging from the ceiling*
Hey.
I'm bored, Morika....
*I notice the aipom and look at it* your a cute little um... Monkey?
Sam
Ghost type Aipom.
*Sam's arm falls apart.*
Damnit. I thought that was the problem. The damn magnetizing device is shot.
Hey im back
naho: ...
I mean if you want hisato I can spend time with you
Sure why not.
Do you got something in mind?
No not yet.
Well I mean there could be something
What about you?
*reads manga*
Well I mean would you like to sit next to me just spend time together
Sounds like a plan.
*I move my bag down on my feet to make some room available to sit at*
*Sits down next to her*
It's nice to have these talks with you.they really are
Yeah it is good.
Did you get raised by a foster family? I'm just wondering
No i wasn't.
I don't know my real parents...
*does what Naby did to get naho back to normal*
They died?
naho: *my eyes are back to normal* oh my god. thanks for the pat on the back
No I don't remember them I just was left at a foster home and with this Angelic or demonic sword I can't make heads or tails out of but it's the only thing that I have if I want to know who they are or whatever secrets there are
Sam
*An explosion happens at Sam's booth*
Sorry.
Sorry, it was the only thing I could do to get you back to normal.
H. B: *in their minds* Hey despair naho. I got an idea.
*writes down tactics*
They are fine. I'm sure of that. *Smiles*
despair naho: *is gone*
H. B: *in their minds* What the- she's gone!
*I lean my head on @Hisato on his shoulder's and then a reassured look is in my eyes*
If you ever need help i'll be there.
*suddenly appears behind the counter* welp, time to do my job again. Goddess has to make an honest living somehow.
Oh hey Star
naho: *hugs star* hey star!
Thank you hisato it means a lot to me
Uh star? Do you happen to have a machine to make people remember things?
No problem.
Hey guys! So...I just took a look at my Palace... it's pretty awesome actually. Place got remodeled and now it's going to kill us all, but hey, at least that's not until tomorrow! And no I don't!
*as I keep my head leaned on hisato's shoulder i put an arm around him*
naho: also dark corbin might be there to help your shadow, star.. so yeah
*Looks down*
Hang on Palace?
...my shadow isn't the one you should fight, it's the sword possessing me right now that you guys should be fighting. Seriously, I travelled to the past just so I could hang out, and I'm still trapped in my Palace! It's been a week, and now we're all going to die unless someone does something about it tomorrow... because nothing can be done today apparently! And yes, I have a Palace! I'm the goddess of insanity around here, and a local Futaba as well! Fucking name changes!
Just us...
Yeah, things is the sword possessed your shadow.
What do you mean?
naho: im going to do it.. *grins* i may die but that has not stopped me.. eheh guess i am like naby..
Sitting here in this booth...
Same here
Yeah..
My shadow is perfectly fine now. But she's not going back there. Now I need to get my past self to go to my Palace so you guys can get in and kill it.
naho: *takes out a phone and texts some of my family and friends to help to take out star's shadow tomorrow*

wolf: *enters and hugs naho*
*pulls out Evoker and looks at Morika and Hisato* you guys wanna come?
*I pass a note with the words "I like you" on them and give it to hisato*
*texts wolf a message saying "Yo wolf, your sister somehow forgot that we're 2gether4evah and Idk how to get tha memory back"*
*she enters and flops down in a booth, still in that damned maid outfit* Eeehhh...
Huh what @Ikebu_Kuro?
We're goin shadow hunting tomorrow, you guys wanna join?
*Checks the note*
You need new clothes yang.
Screw clothes, Bona....
I don't know if I can make it to the hunt
wolf: *hands yang some badass looking clothes* here *little doses bona know, wolf's phone is broken"*
*I take notice of @Tsugumi-Chan and wave greeting her*
*Puts the note in his pocket*
Alright
*Shaigis continues her duty as the new Nexus core and walks in to the stabilize the cafe*

....... Not even I can stabilize this shit.

*she then leaves*
*she waves at Morika* Hello.
Darn, his phone isn't working. *teepathically to wolf* Hey wolf, we got a problem.
*Pours some coffee*
Why are you in a maid outfit?
...well fuck. Looks like the palace is going to have to wait. Past me agreed to a raid tomorrow and won't be able to do anything. I'll try to sabotage the place, but you guys will have to do something about it Sunday. And now I'm so fucking angry that I can't get out of that fucking tower that I can't do my job. Fuck this, I'm out. *Suddenly disappears*
You still have that maid outfit?
*the clothes Wolf gave Yang are just sitting atop her head...* But Wolf, I'm lazy... *she looks at Morika* Fell in a puddle. It was raining. My old clothes are in the wash right now, and this is the only outfit that's clean at the moment...
And yes, Hisa. Yes, I do...
wolf: but hey would you want to wear those maid clothes or some badass clothes..
Where did you get it at?
It looks good *looks away*
I see....
Thanks, Ikebu. And I found it in a supply closet at a castle in me and Satan's journey to save my fiance. And true, Wolfy. True...
I now feel like I need one..
*she ducks into the bathroom and returns wearing the new clothes Wolf gave her*
wolf: wow your second person to give me that nickname yang and you look badass
*whispers to wolf* uhh wolf?
[Thinking:hey, I didnt get punched for that. Oh thank god]
*Aergia slides down the stairs.... somehow....* Yo!
Hey ai! How've ya been?
*she looks at Aergia* Oh, hey Aergia.
*Looks at Morika* What do you need?
*Looks at Morika* What do you need?
*looks at yang*

hey yang want to do some training later? im just doing this since im kinda board
Nothing important
OOC: Damn
OOC: what?
But you said you need something.
I finally got all my data back. Turns out that online storage thing is actually useful.
OOC: Double post
*she looks at Wolf* Eh, sure. Why not.
*pokes wolf* Oh Wolfy!
Eh? Who's that? And why do you call him an animal?
ok then, i will meet you in the field in the middle of the forest.


*leaves to go to the forest*
*enters*

and my name is wolf

*leavess*
That's Wolf Enoshima. And Aergia? *she hugs Aergia* I missed you..!
OOC:Just was hiding the fact I said I wanted a maid outfit
*She hugs back* I missed ya too. Had to deal with a lot of shit.
*grabs a twix from his bag*
*Takes a sip*

OOC: I know.
OOC:Wanna chat soon also hisato? Just wanted to ask that
Sam
*Sam yawns.*
Hopefully that should do it. Need to reconfigure that little device before I can fight these idiots. Heh. They'll never see it coming.
Weird, it's like he didn't see me...
*she stops hugging and smiles* Good to see ya back again, hon.
OOC: Yeah
OOC:I'm on so. I'm going to wait
Good to be back, and thankfully they haven't shrunk... though dunno why they would.
*I put the sword in my bag and Slowly fall asleep*
OOC: Alright.
Im gonna go train at home *grabs bag and is at the front door* text me when its time
*sits in a booth*
*she flops back down in her booth* Nyeh..
*Takes a sip*
*hugs yang*
*leaves*
*texts yang a message saying "Hey, we kinda got a problem."*
OOC: Woo. 3% remaining
*comes back* well there's alot of people outside so i'd rather stay here than get trampled
Sam
*Still attuning his metal arm*
Go out there and be trampled. It'll be one less idiot for me to annoy me.
*she hugs Naho back, texting Bona: "sup?"*
*texts her back a message saying "Something happened to naho and she, somehow, forgot that we're married"*
*keeps hugging yang and thinks yang has her big sis*
*sigh* hand me a magazine*
...... *she texts back: "Srsly? That blows! ;-;"*
*texts her a message saying "ya it does! I need to find a way to get the memory back, any ideas?"*
*she replies: "nope. Did you ask despair Naho? Other than that I've got nothin"*
despair naho: *texts to yang and bona "also by the way, naho is losing more memorys and getting different ones"*
*texts the two a message saying "Oh shoot, can we fix it?"*
Despair naho: *text back "i dont know"*
*texts back "I'll see if I can get Corbin to help, but I haven't seen him in a while. Which is bad."*
despair naho; *texts bona "hes in a horror game universe which he hates those universes"*
*she's thinking, then texts back: " Maybe we can plant some artificial memories? They'd technically be real, because we're overwriting them with the memories she lost "*
despair naho; *texts yang "by the way, naho is slowly things your one of her long lost sister... i dont know why"*
*reads*
*she texts back: "o really?" She hugs Naho* So, how have things been, sis?