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(Just gonna assume that means Peanut butter pun)
*smiles* great big sis..

despair naho: *texts yang "told ya... lol"*
*doesnt realize he picked up a romance novel*
Why is this so painful to read?
*she texts back: "can she please keep this fake memory? ;w;"* That's good, Naho-Chan~ ....I still am not a fan of Japanese honorifics...
*she looks at Ikebu* Prolly 'cause you're reading Twilight..
Ooc: lol you made the joke
Ooc: and pbp means PAGE BEFORE POSTZ
Wait what? *looks at cover*
despair naho: *texts to yang "sure, i would like to see what happens ^^"*

*smiles and keeps hugging yang*
Sam
*Sam reads Bona's phone through a holographic screen while working on his arm*
That girl needs an upgrade. Her creator must be a first schooler to make so many flaws in such a simply made automaton.
Hey, could ya maybe not check my phone Sam?
*she smiles and hugs Naho more* Meow... You're cuddlier than that Fullmetal Pipsqueak~
Sam
Maybe you could put a better password on it than "1234" Bona.
*blushes and keeps hugging yang* thanks, sis.. *wants to go have fun with her sis*
That's not even my password!
Sam
It is now.
*is just about ready to slap sam*
Bona, don't slap him...
He changed my password and is invading my privacy!
*checks bag and takes out evoker, picture of a girl from his school and a Decarabia plush* found it *pulls out bottle of soda*
Sam
Not my fault your phone is crap. Keep your cool or it may just overheat.
*keeps hugging yang* hey sis what do you want to do?
*suddenly is screaming into a booth*
Ehh... Feel free to do that then, Bona. *looks at Naho* Does watching anime count?
sure as long it's with you sis *smiles*
Thats sweet
Sam
Too easy.
*Sam continues to look through Bona's phone while finishing his repairs*
....hey kapps?
K: *appears* Yes, bona?
B: Any way I can use that remembereance thing again?
K: Yes. *kappa then explains how to do it to bona*
B: Thanks dude.
*kappa dissapates*
*shuts off his phone*
*she starts purring, her cat ears twitching a little bit*
*little did anyone know that dark corbin was the one who was making naho forget what she is well forgeting*
Sam
*Turns Bona's phone back on*
Do not adjust your screens. I control the horizontal and the vertical.
*pats yang's head*
*grabs picture and looks* i still don't know who this is
OK it's obviously dark Corbin guys.
OOC: no one knows bona >_>
*sends a clone to put his old phone on a mountain, then suddenly has a newer model that forces Sam to do 100 captchas to view a pixel of the screen*
Ooc: I know ' u '
*she seems to have fallen into a catnap...*
*is suddenly 7 years old and gets on yang's back*
One day... *looks over at Yang* oh she's asleep
And she's back to being 7...for some reason. OK dark Corbin I know you're out there.
Sam
As I said. She is in need of a serious upgrade.
*Hibki wakes up* Ahh! Don't send me to school in the pink pajamas! Oh umm sorry about that.
OK she's not a cyborg anymore so just stop.
Hib, you have the weirdest dreams.
Hey Hibiki *put picture away*
That's what happens when you sleep for days. *He stretches* I'm still tired though.
Sam
She needs to be. Then, someone could upgrade her so she wouldn't be so... oh hey, it's done.
*Sam presses a button. Bona's new phone starts overheating*
That's for trying to be a smartass.
*she opens her eyes* ....did I doze off again..? Nyaaawn...
sanoba; *enters and press a button to make sam's arm overheat and go crazy*
yeah you did sis.. *is on yang's back*
*Hibki sighs* Bona, buy an older phone. Heck mines stil a flip model.
*she smiles at Naho* Oh, you. So, want something to drink, hon? You hungry at all?
OOC: I return!

... Huh? Shit, dozed off...
*whistles a song*
Sam
*Sam presses a button on his holographic screen that stops that*
Now I have to make sure nothing is warped due to heat. I hope you're happy.
*Sam demagnetizes his arms. Parts collapse to the table*
*A girl enters the cafe, keeping her head down. She quietly sits down, avoiding direct eye contact with anyone*
sanoba: *flips off sam before leaving*

im getting kinda thirsty... *also wants a necklace*
Umm hey? *looks at setsuna*
*she looks at Setsuna* Hello, welcome to LeBlanc. How can I help you?
*he enters in holding a pad*

Seems all the work I put in for Nohr was for nothing...
Hey spectre
*she smiles at Naho* Okay. What do you wanna drink, sis?
i.. dont know sis..
Sam
Everything is fine. Good. I don't have to kill anyone today
*Sam magnetizes his arm and attaches it back to himself.*
Much better.
May I request a green tea? If you serve it...

*Glances at Ikebu* Oh. Hello.
*she gets Naho a glass of strawberry-flavored milk* Here, try this.
Woah... sudden sad vibes. This cannot be allowed! *She pulls out a bazooka.... hold on what?*
*drinks it and star were in my eyes* it tastes great *smiles, and still wanting a necklace but is too scared to ask*
AI WHAT THE HECK WHY DO YOU HAVE A BAZOOKA
You want something, dontcha, Naho? I can see it in your eyes.
*gives Setsuna a cup of green tea whilw looking at the pad*

... no pick up from Xander or Camilla... this bothers me...
*pulls out picture and sighs*
*Enters* Hey
Shhhhh.... just let it happen...
*nods to yang* ya, sis
Sam
Now then...
*Bona's phone short circuits*
That was for my arm.
*she gets Setsuna a cup of green tea* Here you go, miss.
Hey Hisato
Thank you, sir. *Sips her tea, oddly staring into the cup*
And miss as well... Two cups? I appreciate the generosity. But I'm afraid my stomach is small.
*from her pocket, she pulls a necklace with a purple crystal charm in the shape of a moon* Here you go, Naho~
*Sighs and sits down on a booth*
Sorry, miss. *she takes the extra cup away*
*She starts firing.... muffins at everyone.... shocker...*
I like how we're all getting to know eachother
*puts on and smiles* thanks sis ^^
Muffins? Huh. Cool.
*a muffin hits her in the back of her head* ....soft.
*Puts the muffin on the table*
Thanks
Sam
*Sam catches a muffin and eats it*
Tasty.
To counter the sadness. Y'all are welcome.
*doges the muffin and gets on yang's head. starting to think about earrings for some odd reason*
Weird...
*she laughs, bopping Naho*
*booping
*texts yang a message saying "K, I have a way to get her memories back, and, best part, she'll still think of you as her big sis!"*
...You are all strange people. I feel like I've walked into a different world.
*Falls asleep and the picture slips out of my hands and onto the floor*
Welp I'm out. Gonna fly around and all of that shit.
And Yang, I was outside of Corrin's personal castle scouting the castle and then the bastard Hans did this.

*Shows her a giant broken crack om his helmet*

I got jumpes by him and sucker punched me. Glad thing I didn't have my brass knuckles or he would be feeding off of a tube at this moment.
*she looks at Bona, mouthing "do it"*
*giggles* can i have some earrings sis?

despair naho; *texts bona "i think you will need to wait on bring her memories back, because dark corbin or who ever it is could easily get rid of them again"*
*turns to setsuna* That's because you did. Welcome to the nexus.
*she looks at Spectre* I wish you had them, then.
*texts despair naho "Well can we get him to stop?"*
*Sighs* So boring here...
Then do something emo guy. *She walks out...*
I'm not emo!
despair naho: *texts bona "i dont know and now your way to bring it back has been blocked somehow"*

hey sis?
Have you seen the brute?! Glad thing I shot him in the arm.

*shows her and Bona footage of him and Hans dueling it out and ends with the footage having a massive crack and a gun shot was heard*

I need to get a new helmet.
*texts despair naho "OK now I'm starting to hate plot."*
Sure thing, hon. *she holds up a pair of snowflake earrings*
*Enters the cafe and sits down on the nearest booth*
can you put them on me sis?
Odd. Things have felt normal until now. Maybe it doesn't matter.

This "Nexus" is intriguing.
*she looks at Isaac and suddenly, a glob of yellow is smothering him....that glob being Yang* Isaac, you're here! It's been ages!
I-Issac!? I thought you died! *hugs him*
Died? *Looks at them with a very confused look*
Sam
*Sam looks at Isaac with a raised eyebrow*
Didn't you die?
Yeah, some dude told me that you and lilac sacrificed yourself!
*is still on yang's head*
Hey everyo- isaac? Is that really you, isaac? *joyful tears*
Why would we?
*Looks at Dahlia* Why is this girl cries for me?
*Looks at Bona and Isaac wide eyed*

Yaoi...?
He said it was to protect the nexus.
No it's not yaoi. He's just my friend.
No it's not yaoi. He's just my friend.
Ooc: effing DOUBLE POSTS
*Looks at Setsuna* Never!
Why the nexus needed to be protected?
*Chiho walks in tiredly, sitting next to Isaac unknowingly.*

Tired and bored.... hey guys....
*her face starts frowning after realizing isaac forgot about her and she breaks down in a fetal position*
I don't know, but all that matters is you're back!
*Whispers to himself* Chiho...

Sam
Dahlia?
*Sam narrows his eyes at Dahlia*
You! I have had two VERY annoying children complaining to me that you haven't been here! Do you know how hard it is too work like that?
*A wild Momoko and Jackie Frost appear! What will you do?*
Oh hey Dahlia! How've you been? *Byakko appears in human form*

Byakko: It's been a while huh?
Okay seriously why is that girl crying?
Sorry sam, i took a vacation... it was a bit too long, huh?
I see... I thought... it looked like a manga... my apologies...

*Looks at Chino out of the corner of her eye, finding her cat hood really cute*
*pokes yang*
Dude, you seriously forgot your mom?
Sam
Defiantly.
*Sam sighs*
It's just good your back. The twins can stop complaining about your absence.
*starts sobbing very loudly*
She is not my mom.. *Shows him a picture of his family with different persons*
So, what's up? Anything important I miss?

*She has no idea about Isaac being right next to her.*
*takes off his helmet and reveals his hairstyle is shockingly similar to Ren*

Now then. Gotta contact Prophet of getting a new helmet.
Why? Why have you forgotten me? *continues sobbing*
Alright, then you gotta be him from an alternate universe.
*akaghi walks in*
A: Hey Issac!
... *Is visibly uncomfortable from the loud crying, but stays quiet*
Umm, damn, I'm not good in emotional situations. Food! Food makes everything better. Can i get you something to eat Dahlia?
*she just stares at Spectre* ...you look so much like Ren, it's not even funny...
Sam
Roman would say something stupid about "Those who mess with time will be punished and so will those closest to them" or something stupid like that.
*The Wild Momoko starts handing out snowcones to everyone.*
No not an alternative...
Im sorry, hibiki... im lacking the motivation...
sis *keeps poking yang's cheeks* can you please put the earrings on me
Pancakes! I'mma make everyone pancakes! *she goes to the kitchen and starts making pancakes* Pancakes!
*she smiles at Naho* Honey, why don't you ask Dahlia? I have no experience with putting on earrings, sis.
Dahlia, I'm really sorry. I'm really not good in serious situations. I'm a joker not a therapist. That's kinda ironic since Joker is a therapist. *He laughs a bit*
Ice cream...? Do you just carry that around...? *accepts the snowcone and stares at it*
*sigh* ill do it later...
Sister???
Oh, thanks momo!
Ooh, snowcones. Thanks blue girl!

*Chiho happily takes the snowcone and practically inhales it. Now even more tired, she leans her head on Isaac's shoulder.*
*PK busts in through the door and starts yelling

I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT DELICIOUS PANCAKES?
Long story short, naho is slowly losing her memories and now she thinks yang is her sister.
Chiho....
*looks at pancake knight*
Yes! You! Did!
*She smiles as people accept her snowcones.*
Sam
*Sam covers his ears*
Stop yelling.
*she points to Pancake Knight* You heard right, brotha!
*is still on yang's head*

ok sis
*she lowers Naho to the floor and continues making pancakes*
WOOT! BROTHER!

*PK then starts guzzling an absurd amount of syrup, chocking himself, as he walks out of Leblanc towards the nearby hospital
Speaking of sister, whats up with lilac? Did she forget about me too? Oh, who do i need to kill to get their memories back?
Hey Issac. Incase that you forgot that Dahlia is your mom.
*Looks at Dahlia* What?
Sam
I could give you a list, Dahlia, but you wouldn't like the people.
I could just use remembarence, you know.
Ugh... just when i thought we could be a happy family again... *sobs again*
*Chiho hugs Isaac's arm and falls asleep, mumbling something.*
*waits for yang to be done and is waiting for dahlia to put the snowflake earrings on me*
And I am intending to stay like this Yang. Amd Yes Issac. Dahlia is your mother and Reaper is your dad and you have a sister.
Is this a joke?
Hold up, I got this. *snaps his fingers and a small white scythe appears above bona. The scythe is sent at Issac and suddenly he remembers that dahlia is his mom*
*Shows them the family picture again* See? They are not there.
*she exits the kitchen with two plates of pancakes piled almost as high as the ceiling* Pancakes are done
*looks at the picture*

...
*rolling on the floor in tears* its not real... its not real... its just a nightmare...
Should... should I go...?
Sam
*Sam scans the picture*
Photo is real. Camera was a Canon brand camera. Not sure of the precise make though.
It must have been photoshopped!
Did i date this girl? Man i don't remember....
Dahlia... *she places the pancakes on a table*
*she looks down* Isaac, do you remember me?
Yes Yang.
*is waiting for dahlia to put the earrings on me*
*continues crying*
Sam
Possible, but unlikely. It would be better to claim that it was actually taken like it's shown, but Isaac already had his false memories implanted by then. The picture is relatively new, after all.
Issac, I don't know who gave you that picture, but it's obviously fake.
Okay, that's one thing... *she looks at Isaac's picture, pointing to who would be his parents* So who're they...?
*is confused what is happening and gets on yang's head*
It's not fake i was there. *Looks at Yang* They are (insert a random name here)
*sends Issac a message to his phone*

"Best to comfort Dahlia because you just broke her heart because you were her son... well... used to."
*more sobbing* im sure reaper forgot about me after the sacrifise, too... ugh *sobs again*
This is fishy...
Ooc: completely unrelated, but I requested a song a while ago and it's absolutely amazing. Check it out!
Okay what sacrifice?????
I got a text saying you and others died to protect the nexus, i thought it was impossible... but looking at this... *buries her face to hide her tears*
Sam
PPC: "ya mudkip sanzma 524"
despair naho: *texts bona "the only way to save the day is to well... you have to get with bona..."*
Sam
*OOC
OOC: dahlia not bona
Ooc: I'm not good with user names OK?
*It seems after Saving time their timelines completly changed*
(What?! But... i dont love him like that! I like him as a good friend and someone reliable!)
*Sighs* Is this a prank?
despair naho: fine then *leaves the topic*
No... its not, i swear! *sobs even louder than before*
Sam
So Isaac, tell me your life story? Short version please, I'm not wasting that much time on this shit.
Stop your fake crying....
It's not fake!
*he pats Dahlia on the back to comfort her*
She is not my MOM!
Its not real... its not real... ITS NOT REAL...
*Sighs* Don't give her weed....
Id gladly take it if it means ill be able to see you as how i know you!
*is literally about to slap Issac back in time to show that she has the twins in the past*
*grabs Issac by his shirt collar and rams him upside the wall*

SHE SAVED YOUR SKIN AND THIS IS WHAT YOU REPAY HER? Think with fucking head! You may be with some other family but that doesn't mean you treat someone who protected you like PURE DOG SHIT!
... *throws a smoke that makes people calm around dahlia*
Spec get off your hands....
I don't even know her!
S-Spec, calm down!
*starts screaming in pain at the top of hur lungs*
Sam
*Sam sighs deeply*
Calm down, all of you. Obviously, he remembers things differently than you do. Perhaps time has been rewritten so he's right now and you're all wrong. Perhaps false memories have been implanted by some evil entity. We don't know. So control your tempers and think rationally for once. K
*she seems to be deep in thought* It seems the timelines got messed up....
*is scared and hugs yang*
Look at me! Sacrificed limb after limb to protect my fellow brother in arms! They may forget me but I am sure as hell didn't!

*he lets go of Issac*

You don't know the word trauma until it hits you. And until you fully know that... hope you come crawling back...

*he leaves a bundle of dog-tags of his fallen comrades on the counter and leaves*
*she sighs, patting Naho* This is worse than that time I fought Caroline and Justine...
Stop pranking! This has gone too far!
This. Isn't. A. Prank!
Kill me now. I dont care if im immortal, kill me now!
I have family! And they are not my parents....
*she looks at Isaac, a glare on her face* Isaac. Tell us your side of the story. Now, please.
*Appears behind Yang using a swarm of bats as cover.*

Well well! Police girl! When do you get sooooo...

*He looks at her chest.*

...well off? Also who are we killing?
Sam
We should still stop, though. He won't believe you, so stop wasting time. Both yours and mine. I have to listen to you all bickering.
*comforts dahlia*
OK, I sense that time has been effed up. Something happened that changed his memories.
*she looks at Alucard* Honey, my eyes are up here.
Hey Alucard! , Hows's it going?
*He looks at her face.*

Oh. That explains it. You're way more happening than police girl. Don't mind the sexual harassment. Ta-ta ta tas.

*He laughs and crashes out the window.*
Oh, someone severly screwed up there... *goes back to sobbing*
....okay, you know that guy, Hisato?
*takes out a cannon for some reason*
*keeps comforting dahlia*
Don't worry, we'll fix it.
Yeah i know him.
I think ill just stay here and try to calm down...
*throws the cannon on the table*
*Runs away from Leblanc*
Sam
Well, I need to tell the twins their favourite girl is back and then tie them to their beds to stop them from charging in here. Later all.
*Sam vanishes through a portal*
That Alucard fellow creeps me out. *she crosses her arms* And makes me feel somewhat violated...
He's a cool guy!
*sigh* bad time to ask this but dahlia can you please put the snowflake earrings on me now...
And he's gone.
I guess just need to get to know him, huh?
Well yeah.
*Accidently looks at Yang's...* Oh god he was right!
*walks in holding a portfolio*

I saw Issac run... did you scare him off?
Sorry, naho-chan... not now... probably when i feel better, though...
I can do it though!
*she sighs* Whelp, I can't exactly make them stop looking... *she looks at Hisato* But if you wanna keep your pretty face, I suggest you not.
ok bona.

*Looks nervous* Are you going to punch me for this?
*starts preparing everything*
OK, just know that it'll pinch a bit.
No, but consider that your first strike, Hisa.
*Chiho wakes up from her however long nap. I didn't look for how long.*

Huh...? Oh, I fell asleep again... Heya guys.
Alright *Blushes as he saws them* STOOP!
ok then

*thinks "i felt pain"*
*she squints* Strike two... I'll have you know, they can also be lethal weapons...
*pinches the holes in her ears and puts in the earings*
Done and done! *thinks to himself* Now would be a good time to kiss her, but I don't know if it'll work...
*Blushes* Why i am blushing?!
thanks *gets ontop of yang*
*she smiles at Naho* You look great, sis~
*sigh* sorry for that tantrum there... you know i get emotional... maybe not this emotional, but still...
*whispers to yang* should I bring her memories back now?
*Rolls over on the floor* What's wrong with me?!
It's OK dahlia.
Huh? What's wrong with that guy?

*Chiho instinctly crawls over and pets Hisato.*
*looks at yang*

thanks sis *smiles and looks at my own clothes*
*Blushes from the petting* Girls want to kill me today....
*she nods at Bona, whispering* Do it... *she kneels down next to Hisato* You okay there, hon?
I just realized I'm still a girl. Huh.
Dahlia. You may remember your son. But he don't remember you. It is best to pretend to not know him... so he won't run off.
despair naho; *enters the cafe and knocks out bona before leaving*